The Tourists
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The Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the town's
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped
for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one
tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for
us? Would you please pronounce where we are...
very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and
said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."