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Wanna have some fun
A woman bought two pet parrots. At the store,
the birds were very polite as they spoke to the
store owner and the woman. But, when she brought
the parrots home, all they said was "Hi, we're
prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
The woman went to see her priest to ask for
his advice. "My dear," the priest starts, "All
your parrots need is to be around more well behaved
parrots. Take my parrots for example. All they
do all day is pray the rosary. Why don't you
bring your parrots and we'll put them in the
cage together for a couple of hours?"
The woman agreed and brought her parrots by
later that day. The priest put the foul-mouthed
birds in with his own. "Hi, We're prostitutes.
Wanna have some fun?"
One of the priest's parrots turned to the other
and said, "Stop praying, Clarence, our prayers
have been answered!"