War Apology (almost)
Bryan Parker
http://makeashorterlink.com/?X1FF229E4
When the hell is somebody gonna stand up and
apologize for putting poo-poo in my porn, J-pop,
and anime?
--
Bryan
gaijenerating -
verb: bring into existence (Example: "The new Sepponian manager gaijenerates a lot of problems")
verb: produce (Example: "Damn Brett! We can't gaijenerate enough sperm to repopulate the entire country")
verb: fuck
Rodney Webster
Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Sorry we lost"
> http://makeashorterlink.com/?X1FF229E4
>
> When the hell is somebody gonna stand up and
> apologize for putting poo-poo in my porn, J-pop,
> and anime?
So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
your Photoshopping skills.
--
Rodney Webster
http://knot.mine.nu/
Bryan Parker
>In article <dqbjev0lcoqpcek6p...@4ax.com>,
> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "Sorry we lost"
>> http://makeashorterlink.com/?X1FF229E4
>>
>> When the hell is somebody gonna stand up and
>> apologize for putting poo-poo in my porn, J-pop,
>> and anime?
>
>So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
>your Photoshopping skills.
Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
Now it's Fark.
Next thing I know you'll be telling me that you
read worldsfilthiestballdrainingcumsite.com
everyday too.
Rodney Webster
Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>
> >So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
> >your Photoshopping skills.
>
> Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
> Now it's Fark.
I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
> Next thing I know you'll be telling me that you
> read worldsfilthiestballdrainingcumsite.com
> everyday too.
Hey, that site is down now. Did Brent break the internet again?
Bryan Parker
>In article <osskev4hf2aaubacd...@4ax.com>,
> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>>
>> >So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
>> >your Photoshopping skills.
>>
>> Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
>> Now it's Fark.
>
>I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
>stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
Dude! I hang out my rancid panties before they get
washed in order to kill a few of the germs before
they get mixed in with everybody else's reasonably
clean stuff. You've been getting some contaminated
produce Bro.
>> Next thing I know you'll be telling me that you
>> read worldsfilthiestballdrainingcumsite.com
>> everyday too.
>
>Hey, that site is down now. Did Brent break the internet again?
(BreTt) fux0rZ every innerweb sight he gets his
grubby little Austrian fingers on. I'm guessing
that it's a combination of the yen-kangaruble
exchange rate plus the pressure of trying to keep
all of the sheep wool between his fingers hidden
from the rest of us that is driviing him closer
and closer to his karoshi related deathbed,
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Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>
>>In article <osskev4hf2aaubacd...@4ax.com>,
>> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>>>
>>> >So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
>>> >your Photoshopping skills.
>>>
>>> Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
>>> Now it's Fark.
>>
>>I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
>>stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
>
>Dude! I hang out my rancid panties before they get
>washed in order to kill a few of the germs before
>they get mixed in with everybody else's reasonably
>clean stuff.
Keeps the flies over by the window and away from the dinner table too.
Despite what some might think, hanging your panties out rancid
actually contributes to good health and sanitation in your household.
--
Michael Cash
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
Brett Robson
>
>In article <osskev4hf2aaubacd...@4ax.com>,
> Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>>
>> >So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
>> >your Photoshopping skills.
>>
>> Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
>> Now it's Fark.
>
>I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
>stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
>
you too?
---
"he [John Ashcroft] deliberately left Jesus out of office prayers to avoid
offending non-Christians." - Ben Shapiro 27/2/2003
Rodney Webster
Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2003 21:34:56 +0900, Rodney ...
> >
> >In article <osskev4hf2aaubacd...@4ax.com>,
> > Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
> >>
> >> >So you read Fark, too? Now I know where you get the inspiration for
> >> >your Photoshopping skills.
> >>
> >> Are you cyber-stalking me? First it was Slashdot.
> >> Now it's Fark.
> >
> >I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
> >stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
> >
>
> you too?
Hehe, I always swap the pair I'm wearing for those I take - so it's been
my stuff you've been sniffing.
Rodney Webster
Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>
> >I'm your biggest fan, man. Who do you think it is that has been
> >stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
>
> Dude! I hang out my rancid panties before they get
> washed in order to kill a few of the germs before
> they get mixed in with everybody else's reasonably
> clean stuff. You've been getting some contaminated
> produce Bro.
And here I was thinking you only wore underwear with crazy patterns on
it. Anyhow, they don't say that blue cheese, or nattou is
"contaminated," do they? I prefer the word "cultured," it makes me feel
so much more superior.
> >> Next thing I know you'll be telling me that you
> >> read worldsfilthiestballdrainingcumsite.com
> >> everyday too.
> >
> >Hey, that site is down now. Did Brent break the internet again?
>
> (BreTt) fux0rZ every innerweb sight he gets his
> grubby little Austrian fingers on. I'm guessing
> that it's a combination of the yen-kangaruble
> exchange rate plus the pressure of trying to keep
> all of the sheep wool between his fingers hidden
> from the rest of us that is driviing him closer
> and closer to his karoshi related deathbed,
Probably comes from working in a company that makes the internet - he
probably figures that they have so much to spare that it doesn't matter
how often he breaks it.
Speaking of work, did I mention that the company I work in now not only
has huges amounts of internet, but also mountains of pr0n? (True story.)
BTW, kewl .sig, dude.
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Michael Cash
<rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>In article <bcjke...@drn.newsguy.com>,
Integrity. A damned rare trait these days.
Rodney Webster
Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Jun 2003 22:57:19 +0900, Rodney Webster
> <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
>
> >Hehe, I always swap the pair I'm wearing for those I take - so it's been
> >my stuff you've been sniffing.
>
> Integrity. A damned rare trait these days.
My mother always told me life is about give-and-take, I'm sure it
doesn't matter if you reverse the order.
Bryan has probably been wondering why after hanging them out for the
night his pants are so tight in the rear, and so roomy in the front, and
it's not because he has them on backwards.
Michael Cash
>In article <et70fv47qssp7gc4h...@4ax.com>,
> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2003 22:57:19 +0900, Rodney Webster
>> <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>> with:
>>
>> >Hehe, I always swap the pair I'm wearing for those I take - so it's been
>> >my stuff you've been sniffing.
>>
>> Integrity. A damned rare trait these days.
>
>My mother always told me life is about give-and-take, I'm sure it
>doesn't matter if you reverse the order.
>
>Bryan has probably been wondering why after hanging them out for the
>night his pants are so tight in the rear, and so roomy in the front, and
>it's not because he has them on backwards.
Short-Bus-Bryan's day is off to a good start if he can just manage to
poke his legs through the right holes; so let's not expect too awfully
much more of him.
Bryan Parker
No, but I *was* wondering why they went out as
cotton boxers, and came back as crotchless
schoolgirl knickers. Thanks for clearing that
little mystery up.
--
Bryan
gaijenetic engineering -
noun: the technology of preparing recombinant gaijiNA
in vitro by cutting up gaijiNA molecules and splicing
together fragments from more than one organism
Bryan Parker
>On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 00:17:26 +0900, Rodney Webster
><rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>with:
>
>>In article <et70fv47qssp7gc4h...@4ax.com>,
>> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2003 22:57:19 +0900, Rodney Webster
>>> <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>>> with:
>>>
>>> >Hehe, I always swap the pair I'm wearing for those I take - so it's been
>>> >my stuff you've been sniffing.
>>>
>>> Integrity. A damned rare trait these days.
>>
>>My mother always told me life is about give-and-take, I'm sure it
>>doesn't matter if you reverse the order.
>>
>>Bryan has probably been wondering why after hanging them out for the
>>night his pants are so tight in the rear, and so roomy in the front, and
>>it's not because he has them on backwards.
>
>Short-Bus-Bryan's day is off to a good start if he can just manage to
>poke his legs through the right holes; so let's not expect too awfully
>much more of him.
When there are so many more skillful ways to trash
fjlij regulars, why must you resort to trivial
grooming discrepancies?
Rodney Webster
Bryan Parker <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Rodney Webster <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> said:
>
> >Bryan has probably been wondering why after hanging them out for the
> >night his pants are so tight in the rear, and so roomy in the front, and
> >it's not because he has them on backwards.
>
> No, but I *was* wondering why they went out as
> cotton boxers, and came back as crotchless
> schoolgirl knickers. Thanks for clearing that
> little mystery up.
Ain't that a coincidence? After I've taken yours and left mine, Brett
must be coming round and doing the same - only he runs off with mine,
leaving his on the line for you to find in the morning.
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
>>On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 00:17:26 +0900, Rodney Webster
>><rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>>with:
>>
>>>In article <et70fv47qssp7gc4h...@4ax.com>,
>>> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2003 22:57:19 +0900, Rodney Webster
>>>> <rgw_n...@knot.mine.nu> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>>>> with:
>>>>
>>>> >Hehe, I always swap the pair I'm wearing for those I take - so it's been
>>>> >my stuff you've been sniffing.
>>>>
>>>> Integrity. A damned rare trait these days.
>>>
>>>My mother always told me life is about give-and-take, I'm sure it
>>>doesn't matter if you reverse the order.
>>>
>>>Bryan has probably been wondering why after hanging them out for the
>>>night his pants are so tight in the rear, and so roomy in the front, and
>>>it's not because he has them on backwards.
>>
>>Short-Bus-Bryan's day is off to a good start if he can just manage to
>>poke his legs through the right holes; so let's not expect too awfully
>>much more of him.
>
>When there are so many more skillful ways to trash
>fjlij regulars, why must you resort to trivial
>grooming discrepancies?
Because I burn up most of my good ideas belittling you by keitai
during the day. When I come home, such as this is all I have left.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
Bryan Parker
Using a bigger set of LETTERS than me when you
send keitai mail doesn't qualify as belittling,
Dickknob.
--
Bryan
gaijeneration -
noun: the act of propagating
noun: group of gaijenetically related organisms
constituting a single step in the line of descent
noun: the normal time between successive gaijenerations
(Example: "They had to wait a gaijeneration for that
prejudice to fade")
noun: all foreigners living at the same time or
of approximately the same age
Michael Cash
Some of us can afford to use ALL CAPS, and like to do so in order to
lord our wealth over our impoverished gaybait mail buddies.
Jismlip.
Bryan Parker
You might wanna quit wasting all of those riches
on ALL CAPS so early in the morning, so you can
afford to buy something a little more filling than
a can of freakin' corn for lunch.
Musculus Sphincter Meteorologist
Michael Cash
Gotta scrimp when nobody's looking so I can splurge to impress people
when it counts. Not that you're important enough to worry about
impressing or anything.
Rain tomorrow.