I've seen the picture of it a while back (so I know they exist - she is in
her NERV uniform on one side, her bra and panties on the other). I can't
find the website now, though.
I remember it not being very cheap, but money is not a problem here. Face
it - it's the only way I'll ever get Rei into my bed. :)
lol :D
cOwMoO
lol :)
nice one
if you accidently find it please post here so that ^^'''
well i want it and if i can i'll try to get it :)=
I'm sure Wednesday knows the answer to this question, though I'm not
sure why it was her rather than goat that had a link to such stuff.
I thought the body pillows looked rather sweet, but it's said that
actually being a Rei Ayanami body pillow may not be a particularly
pleasant experience.
-Shez.
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Hm... what about... an Asuka body pillow? Would fit nice in front of my...
Dart board!
SCNR, hopefully not being the culprit of the next Rei vs. Asuka thread
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nicht *das da*!" [übersetzt von Tenchi Illumina]
I've seen Chii body pillows on the web, but never any featuring Rei (I
have looked). IIRC they worked out at about $400, so I guess that an
Ayanami version would be a roughly similar price.
Whether you would want to spend $400 on what basically amounts to a
masturbation aid is an entirely different matter.
At half the price, I would seriously consider it. ^_^
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If you don't mind settling for a flat-chested 17 year old nurse with
pink hair, you can find near-life-size Nurse Witch Komugi cushions here:
http://www.komugi-club.com/mugimono/goods.html
also life size cardboard cutouts. (But anyone who wants to run their
hand over a bikini-clad babe should of course get the mouse mat.)
Interesting what you can find by looking up URLs you've seen pop-up
during TV programmes.
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(eye-twitch)
>I've seen the picture of it a while back (so I know they exist - she is in
>her NERV uniform on one side, her bra and panties on the other). I can't
>find the website now, though.
(eye-twitch, eye-twitch)
>I remember it not being very cheap, but money is not a problem here. Face
>it - it's the only way I'll ever get Rei into my bed. :)
(spasm, SPASM)
(determination to focus on all that is good and pure in life)
(slow recovery)
You might want to check at J-List...
FW. Trying to put this post behind him...
FG
You could make one out of a wallscroll I bet.
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How about this, get you favorite Rei Ayanami poster, and post it on your
ceiling above your bed. Then get a nice and warm body pillow. Everynight,
when you go to bed, look at the poster and imagine the body pillow is
Rei. In the morning, you will awake to Rei's beauty. What a nice way to
start your day, and save $400. But if you want to go hardcore, you can get
an inflatable doll, and then dress it up with a Rei Ayanami halloween
costume. Now you can play with Rei, do whatever you want with her, and
she won't complain one bit.
FG
Just like in the series. :)
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>I bet the pillow would be more responsive than the real
>Rei anyway. ^_-
But would it say "Hai." in that soft, quiet, very sexy voice? ^_^
>I was wondering what does a Rei Ayanami body pillow looks like? Is it just
>a body pillow with large Ayanami image on it, or a large pillow that
>shaped like Ayanami?
AFAIK, it's a life-size body pillow with a sexually provocative image
of Ayanami on both sides (I think it's supposed to be her (very)
skin-tight plugsuit on one side and see-through lingerie on the
other).
Unfortunately, I have never been able to locate an image.
Naw, THAT'S not hardcore! Hardcore is contacting the RealDoll
people and having them make up a customized head (I'm SURE they've
never gotten a request for blue hair and red eyes before; it will
be a nice change for them), stick it on the appropriate style body,
aqnd send it to you! THAT'S hardcore.
And also probably a $10,000 bill...
EXTREME hard core is, you then try to activate it...
(Imagine of a Dr. Frankenstein type laboratory, a Rei otaku
dancing around a Rei RealDoll on a slab as electricity
snaps and crackles all around, tubes glow white hot, and
dials are flickering into the red. And as the otaku grabs
the master switch and slams it shut, we hear the jingle...
"G.E.! It brings good things to life!")
^_^
FW
On the plugsuit side, you can see the outlines of her firm nipples and her
cute little 'manko'. On the other side, you can see nearly everything. ^_^
No, not on Jlist. There do seem to be a few hentai cosplay DVDs that have
'Rei Ayanami' as their main selling point. Is she that much of a sex symbol
in Japan?
It's a big body pillow with Rei on it. She is stretched out, looking really
hot and the expression of her face makes her look like she's about to cum.
Hehe, in German "Manko" means something completely different [*]. But
it's pronounced differently - German always pronounces nk as ngk, where
ng doesn't have that g sound at the end.
Interesting "false friend" we have found ^^
[*] Manko in German: disadvantage
manko in Japanese: go find it out yourself ^^
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is it really so hard?
i would rather have them both but as one peron :)
how would that looked like?
she would be nice...and could laugh
and... ^^'''
well i'l let youre fantasy do the rest for everybody wants something other
on her :p
right?
For that kind of money, you could get a real woman into your bed.
Prostitution may be illegal, but it's a hell of a lot less pathetic.
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>Richard Qunt (r.c....@hotmail.com) wrote:
>RQ>Does anyone know where I can buy a Rei Ayanami (or failing that, a
>RQ>Ritsuko Akagi) bishoujo body pillow in the UK? ... I remember it not
>RQ>being very cheap, but money is not a problem here. Face it - it's the
>RQ>only way I'll ever get Rei into my bed. :)
>
> For that kind of money, you could get a real woman into your bed.
>Prostitution may be illegal, but it's a hell of a lot less pathetic.
For a few quid extra, Mr. Qunt could probably find a whore of similar
stature and skin tone to Rei and get her to wear a short blue wig and
red contact lenses during sex.
She'd be glad of the extra cash and grateful that she only had to
spend an evening with some fanboy, rather than someone who wanted to
slap her around or pee on her...
Still a body pillow works out at better value in the long term...
>Naw, THAT'S not hardcore! Hardcore is contacting the RealDoll
>people and having them make up a customized head (I'm SURE they've
>never gotten a request for blue hair and red eyes before; it will
>be a nice change for them), stick it on the appropriate style body,
>aqnd send it to you! THAT'S hardcore.
>
>And also probably a $10,000 bill...
http://www.realdoll.com/images/mai16.jpg
The hair is a pretty good approximation, but the face is too rounded,
the skin is way too dark and the eyes are too small. I can't tell if
they are red or not...
http://www.realdoll.com/faq.html#customize
says "There are certain colors and features we don't immediately
offer, and we can sometimes handle unusual color requests, but we
don't design and sculpt new molds for single orders."
If I were to ever win the lottery or somehow come into a large amount
of money, I would put them to the test on that. I would seriously be
prepared to pay whatever it took for them to produce me an exact
likeness of Rei Ayanami's head and face for my doll (including
correctly-sized eyes), with a custom albino skintone and a properly
proportioned, anatomically-correct body.
I am not an avaricious man. I pretty much already possess everything
that I need and I very rarely feel want for things, other than life's
essentials. I would therefore be in a financial position to allow
myself this one indulgence.
I swear that if this ever comes to pass, I will personally post
pictures of me having sex with 'my' Rei for all to see...
>I swear that if this ever comes to pass, I will personally post
>pictures of me having sex with 'my' Rei for all to see...
>--
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>ICQ: 260681668
Mental Note: If PPV ever posts ANY... and I mean ANY images ANYWHERE
do not under any circumstances actually view it.
CL
> I am not an avaricious man. I pretty much already possess everything
> that I need and I very rarely feel want for things, other than life's
> essentials. I would therefore be in a financial position to allow
> myself this one indulgence.
No harm in that.
> I swear that if this ever comes to pass, I will personally post
> pictures of me having sex with 'my' Rei for all to see...
You do know that you are on a roll, right? That one was a bad a goat.
I don't think that I'll be following any links that you post here for
awhile.
If you have an MP3 player with a clip of her saying hai
it would be the same. *nods nods*
The population of UMAA will then be obliged to come round and remove
your brain through your scrotum :)
m.
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> On Wed, 23 Jul 2003 15:05:55 +0100, "Richard Qunt"
> <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Does anyone know where I can buy a Rei Ayanami (or failing that, a Ritsuko
>> Akagi) bishoujo body pillow in the UK?
>>
>> I've seen the picture of it a while back (so I know they exist - she is in
>> her NERV uniform on one side, her bra and panties on the other). I can't
>> find the website now, though.
>>
>> I remember it not being very cheap, but money is not a problem here. Face
>> it - it's the only way I'll ever get Rei into my bed. :)
>
> I've seen Chii body pillows on the web, but never any featuring Rei (I
> have looked). IIRC they worked out at about $400, so I guess that an
> Ayanami version would be a roughly similar price.
From Natsumi Maya:
"23 April 2002
[...]
"For those who can't afford the Paper Moon life-size Chii doll, Kodansha
will be releasing a life-sized Chii cut-out. Preorders start 26 April 2002.
Otherwise, there's the life-sized Chii body pillow
<http://www.bookclub.kodansha.co.jp/Scripts/kshop/intro.idc?hinban=CK224> to
snuggle up to in bed. 3 kg in weight and only 12,600 yen ^_^ "
The link points to a page with a single line of Japanese--no images. Still,
that's a lot cheaper than $400. (The Shoujo-Ai Archive mentions that one
went for UKP400 (pounds sterling) at a con auction--that might be the origin
of the "400" figure.)
Here's a site with a thumbnail image of the Chii body pillow.
<http://www.happy-bivouac.com/chobits/items.html>
I've forgotten the Japanese term for "body pillow" (as opposed to "love
pillow", AKA "Dutch wife")--could someone remind me of it? I might have
better luck in searching if I had it.
--
Ciao,
John
John C. Watson
World Otakunization Project, Amherst Division
"Shuraku-tai--hasshin!"
Daki makura?
<Snip>
>> Here's a site with a thumbnail image of the Chii body pillow.
>>
>> <http://www.happy-bivouac.com/chobits/items.html>
>>
>> I've forgotten the Japanese term for "body pillow" (as opposed to "love
>> pillow", AKA "Dutch wife")--could someone remind me of it? I might have
>> better luck in searching if I had it.
>Daki makura?
Spot on :-) "Makura" being pillow and "Dakitsu" being to embrace (I
think.) And they say chobits anime doesn't teach you anything :P
Mata,
Mappy
Of the Hello Kitty Clan (a subsidiary if Geki Dan Kage E Kashira)
http://www.shadows-gathering.co.uk
> On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 05:23:51 GMT, nos...@hgfhfhfhfhyu.com wrote:
>
>>I was wondering what does a Rei Ayanami body pillow looks like? Is it just
>>a body pillow with large Ayanami image on it, or a large pillow that
>>shaped like Ayanami?
>
> AFAIK, it's a life-size body pillow with a sexually provocative image
> of Ayanami on both sides (I think it's supposed to be her (very)
> skin-tight plugsuit on one side and see-through lingerie on the
> other).
>
> Unfortunately, I have never been able to locate an image.
There are two different versions of Rei pillows.
1. 1997 UCC coffee prize (AFAIK it's not for sale)
http://www.netfarm.ne.jp/~chie/images/CVR35.JPG
2. 2002 Utatane Hiroyuki version (sold out)
http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/makura/
--
massangeana (Ken Masuyama)
You are *THE* man! :-D I'm willing to bet the sold out pillow is the
one refered to in the initial post.
> "For those who can't afford the Paper Moon life-size Chii doll, Kodansha
> will be releasing a life-sized Chii cut-out. Preorders start 26 April 2002.
> Otherwise, there's the life-sized Chii body pillow
> <http://www.bookclub.kodansha.co.jp/Scripts/kshop/intro.idc?hinban=CK224> to
> snuggle up to in bed. 3 kg in weight and only 12,600 yen ^_^ "
>
> The link points to a page with a single line of Japanese--no images. Still,
> that's a lot cheaper than $400. (The Shoujo-Ai Archive mentions that one
> went for UKP400 (pounds sterling) at a con auction--that might be the origin
> of the "400" figure.)
Which apparently roughly translates into:
"I am sorry. It is not dealing with these goods now."
Hm... that one looks more like a punching ball with Rei on it.
At least on this picture.
Can I have an Asuka one with an integrated "Anta baka!?!" sound if it
hasn't been punched for some hours?
> > 2. 2002 Utatane Hiroyuki version (sold out)
> >
> > http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/makura/
>
> You are *THE* man! :-D I'm willing to bet the sold out pillow is the
> one refered to in the initial post.
Uz... fvapr vg'f fbyq bhg, bar zvtug guvax nobhg trggvat na hfrq bar
ba rOnl.
--
If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their
brains start working.
[Ford about the humans in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"]
>You are *THE* man! :-D I'm willing to bet the sold out pillow is the
>one refered to in the initial post.
Unfortunately, you don't get to see bra, panties or 'manko' by the
looks of things... :(
This is the image used on the pillow:
http://purlace.net/eva/rei/rei-z036.jpg
There is however a *very nice*, smooth ass and a suggestion of nipple.
Rei looks pretty irresistible.
Yup, I'd buy that. How much was it?
>Uz... fvapr vg'f fbyq bhg, bar zvtug guvax nobhg trggvat na hfrq bar
>ba rOnl.
Jbhyq gung or n jvfr zbir, pbafvqrevat gur 'hfr' gung gurfr guvatf ner
vagraqrq sbe?
Bs pbhefr abg. Gung'f jul V hfrq ROT13.
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[Volker Gringmuth in de.newusers.questions]
> On 26 Jul 2003 09:47:22 GMT, Rudolf Polzer
> <denshimeiru...@durchnull.ath.cx> wrote:
>
>>Uz... fvapr vg'f fbyq bhg, bar zvtug guvax nobhg trggvat na hfrq bar
>>ba rOnl.
>
> Jbhyq gung or n jvfr zbir, pbafvqrevat gur 'hfr' gung gurfr guvatf ner
> vagraqrq sbe?
RRJJJJJ!!!
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> > > 2. 2002 Utatane Hiroyuki version (sold out)
> > >
> > > http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/makura/
> >
> > You are *THE* man! :-D I'm willing to bet the sold out pillow is the
> > one refered to in the initial post.
>
> Hm... since it's sold out, one might think about getting an used one
> on eBay.
For the cost-conscious, it wouldn't be too difficult to buy a plain body
pillow & pillowcase, and paint the anime character of your choice on the
pillowcase. Fabric paints can be found at any craft store, you'd just
have to find a picture you like to enlarge & trace onto the pillowcase.
Or if you don't trust your painting skills, you could buy iron-on
transfer paper for your inkjet printer. Of course you'd have to break
the whole picture up into page-sized pieces, and match them up carefully
when ironing onto the pillowcase.
It might be difficult to find digital images in a high enough resolution
for a life-size iron-on, so it might be necessary to enlarge & clean up
an image, or to scan a large poster in sections and piece them together,
using a good paint program.
> On 25 Jul 2003 19:25:12 -0700, sp...@astronerdboy.com (AstroNerdBoy)
> wrote:
>
> <Snip>
>>> Here's a site with a thumbnail image of the Chii body pillow.
>>>
>>> <http://www.happy-bivouac.com/chobits/items.html>
>>>
>>> I've forgotten the Japanese term for "body pillow" (as opposed to "love
>>> pillow", AKA "Dutch wife")--could someone remind me of it? I might have
>>> better luck in searching if I had it.
>> Daki makura?
>
> Spot on :-) "Makura" being pillow and "Dakitsu" being to embrace (I
> think.) And they say chobits anime doesn't teach you anything :P
Speaking of _Chobits_, CDJapan has a Kotoko daki makura.
<http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/detailview.html?KEY=NEOKA-3481379>
And they do call it a dakimakura, but, being Kotoko, it's only about a foot
long.
Chris Mattern
Dang it! I think that Kotoko and Sumomo dakimakura should be sold as a pair!!! ;-P
>"Chris Mattern" <matt...@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<xe6dna7W0a4...@comcast.com>...
Okay, I have to say it, I can't keep quiet any longer. Isn't it
"SumoNo" not "SumoMo?" Or did the Pioneer subtitle track lie to me?
CL
>On 25 Jul 2003 19:25:12 -0700, sp...@astronerdboy.com (AstroNerdBoy)
>wrote:
>
><Snip>
>>> Here's a site with a thumbnail image of the Chii body pillow.
>>>
>>> <http://www.happy-bivouac.com/chobits/items.html>
>>>
>>> I've forgotten the Japanese term for "body pillow" (as opposed to "love
>>> pillow", AKA "Dutch wife")--could someone remind me of it? I might have
>>> better luck in searching if I had it.
>>Daki makura?
>
>Spot on :-) "Makura" being pillow and "Dakitsu" being to embrace (I
>think.)
My mistake, the verb to embrace is "Daku" so I was close.
Something that will make many happy is this site:
http://www.p80.co.jp/p/k/sarubobo.htm
Looks like a custom job and design for a chii dakimakura but the size
and cost is variable. I can't read most of it so any translators out
there, please correct me.
In fact, this place http://sasami.com/makura/link/ has links to what
seem to be custom made dakimakuras. I should warn you that some of
them are not quite modist.
Mata na
Chris Mattern
>In fact, this place http://sasami.com/makura/link/ has links to what
>seem to be custom made dakimakuras. I should warn you that some of
>them are not quite modist.
The Japanese can even make pillow-humping seem artistic...
> Scripsit ille aut illa »Psaiyan Prince Vegeta« <ppve...@hotmail.communism>:
>> On 26 Jul 2003 09:47:22 GMT, Rudolf Polzer
>> <denshimeiru...@durchnull.ath.cx> wrote:
>>> Uz... fvapr vg'f fbyq bhg, bar zvtug guvax nobhg trggvat na hfrq bar
>>> ba rOnl.
>>
>> Jbhyq gung or n jvfr zbir, pbafvqrevat gur 'hfr' gung gurfr guvatf ner
>> vagraqrq sbe?
>
> Bs pbhefr abg. Gung'f jul V hfrq ROT13.
Gjb jbeqf: fgrnz pyrnavat. (V'q or gbb rzoneenffrq gb gnxr vg--ng yrnfg gur
Hgngnar bar--gb n qel pyrnare.)
Metal
>Scripsit iste aut ista »Shez« <see...@nospam.demon.co.uk.invalid>:
>> Once upon a time in the faraway land of uk.media.animation.anime,
>> Richard Qunt <r.c....@hotmail.com> said:
>> >Does anyone know where I can buy a Rei Ayanami (or failing that, a Ritsuko
>> >Akagi) bishoujo body pillow in the UK?
>[...]
>> I'm sure Wednesday knows the answer to this question, though I'm not
>> sure why it was her rather than goat that had a link to such stuff.
>> I thought the body pillows looked rather sweet, but it's said that
>> actually being a Rei Ayanami body pillow may not be a particularly
>> pleasant experience.
>
>Hm... what about... an Asuka body pillow? Would fit nice in front of my...
>Dart board!
Might be a nice target for my crossbow - see if I could hit her in
both eyes... ^_^
I *thought* I saw it as "Sumomo", but as Chris said, it should be
Sumomo. I guess I should thank Tokyopop for teaching me this since
they translated her name as "Plumb". >:-( Not that this has stopped
me from buying every volume in the series! :-P
Just now watching my Pioneer DVDs, and it *is* Sumomo. If you actually
saw "Sumono", you must've seen a one-time typo.
Chris Mattern
>Just now watching my Pioneer DVDs, and it *is* Sumomo. If you actually
>saw "Sumono", you must've seen a one-time typo.
Most likely. Doesn't help watching it at 4am either. ^_^
CL
> I *thought* I saw it as "Sumomo", but as Chris said, it should be
> Sumomo. I guess I should thank Tokyopop for teaching me this since
> they translated her name as "Plumb". >:-( Not that this has stopped
> me from buying every volume in the series! :-P
They translated it as "Plum", not "Plumb".
Since "sumomo" is the Japanese word for "plum", and the laptop's name is
clearly a reference to both her size and colors, I think it was
reasonable for them to translate the name.
Heh!heh! Of all the things you *could* have been watching at that
time, "Chobits" is a pretty good choice. :-D Actually, I'm working
through DVD 3 now, watching an episode every morning when I get home
from work before falling asleep.
>Heh!heh! Of all the things you *could* have been watching at that
>time, "Chobits" is a pretty good choice. :-D Actually, I'm working
>through DVD 3 now, watching an episode every morning when I get home
>from work before falling asleep.
I used to do that.... when I worked.... and had money.... oh money,
that's what I want, give me money, whole lotta money...
CL
Kind of strange isn't it.
--
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UGH! Thanks for the correction. *sigh* Bloody fingers... :-P
Anyway, "Wagon Maker" ( ;-P ), I understand why people feel the way
you do. However, proper names are just that -- proper names. All
names can be translated and no matter why someone is named they way
they are, I think proper names should be left alone. :-/ But that's
just me and my opinion. Like I said, I'll keep buying the manga and
complete the series, but to me, her name will always be Sumomo!
SUMOMO! *tries to shake fist, but punches self in the face instead*
LMAO, that was a good one
Sauka- DARK Lilum
What I want to know is has anyone bought an anime body pillow? Come on, confess!
(Suspects Ethan owns several Nuku Nuku pillows!)
Actually, he has several Nuku-Nuku's...
FW
Nah just a wallscroll hanging behind my bed. ^_-
YAY!!!!
<Raises hand but this is old news>
And at 70 quid it was a bargain compared to the same 400 quid chii
pillow at AYA. And it's very comfortable but now that it's been
mentioned, I was a Nuku-nuku pillow as well!
Mata nyo,
>And at 70 quid it was a bargain compared to the same 400 quid chii
>pillow at AYA. And it's very comfortable but now that it's been
>mentioned, I was a Nuku-nuku pillow as well!
How easy was it to wipe clean?
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Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...
you should stop assuming everyone's like you.
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> 2. 2002 Utatane Hiroyuki version (sold out)
>
> http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/makura/
Am I the only one here who'd rather sleep with the cute pigtailed girl
holding the pillow?^^
She'd be a lot more responsive too...
-Adrian
*feeds Mappy to Unicron*
ROTFLMAO ZING!!!!
Why would I want to do something stupid like that?
If I was to spend £70 of my hard-earned cash on a bishoujo body
pillow, then I would INSIST - nay, DEMAND that it was fully
humpable...
Yes, but this is the thing, see?
You're a raging cock-end. Mappy isn't.
It's not too hard to work out, surely?
-Dano
>Yes, but this is the thing, see?
>You're a raging cock-end. Mappy isn't.
>
>It's not too hard to work out, surely?
You speak as though this is a BAD thing?
I'd rather have both, but the girl would--take priority.
--
Ciao,
John
John C. Watson
World Otakunization Project, Amherst Division
"Shuraku-tai--hasshin!"
>
>"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
>news:ia7ijvgcgvabo88d3...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Mon, 11 Aug 2003 18:00:51 GMT, martin.ho...@ntlworld.com
>> >> (Mappy) wrote:
>> >> >And at 70 quid it was a bargain compared to the same 400 quid chii
>> >> >pillow at AYA. And it's very comfortable but now that it's been
>> >> >mentioned, I was a Nuku-nuku pillow as well!
Oh the joys of a typo and not being arsed to check the mails you
send!...
>> >> How easy was it to wipe clean?
Funny you should say this. After the hot nights over the past 2 months
and basically not being able to wash the damn thing for 6 months due
to it's size and simply not being able to take the cover off (as there
is no cover) I was posed with a problem. So I got my mum to undo the
stitching, take the capoc out, wash the lining, put the capoc back in
and stitch it back up. I would not DARE let my mother do that had
anything suspicious soiled the pillow!
>> >you should stop assuming everyone's like you.
>> Why would I want to do something stupid like that?
>> If I was to spend £70 of my hard-earned cash on a bishoujo body
>> pillow, then I would INSIST - nay, DEMAND that it was fully
>> humpable...
Try someone at http://www.sasami.com/makura/news2001.htm They will
have what you're looking for!
>Yes, but this is the thing, see?
>You're a raging cock-end. Mappy isn't.
Thank you for this Dano, it's nice to think that someone thinks so!
Though I'm sure it won't stick (no pun intended) for long. -_-
Mata ne,
>Funny you should say this. After the hot nights over the past 2 months
>and basically not being able to wash the damn thing for 6 months due
>to it's size and simply not being able to take the cover off (as there
>is no cover) I was posed with a problem. So I got my mum to undo the
>stitching, take the capoc out, wash the lining, put the capoc back in
>and stitch it back up. I would not DARE let my mother do that had
>anything suspicious soiled the pillow!
Well, it wasn't a *Rei Ayanami* body pillow, so I guess that's
understandable... ^_^
>Try someone at http://www.sasami.com/makura/news2001.htm They will
>have what you're looking for!
Most definitely an incentive to learn Japanese.
>>Funny you should say this. After the hot nights over the past 2 months
>>and basically not being able to wash the damn thing for 6 months due
>>to it's size and simply not being able to take the cover off (as there
>>is no cover) I was posed with a problem. So I got my mum to undo the
>>stitching, take the capoc out, wash the lining, put the capoc back in
>>and stitch it back up. I would not DARE let my mother do that had
>>anything suspicious soiled the pillow!
>Well, it wasn't a *Rei Ayanami* body pillow, so I guess that's
>understandable... ^_^
Well, they already think it's disgusting but their definition of
disgusting can be a builder showing his arse or a woman showing a bit
of cleavage!
>>Try someone at http://www.sasami.com/makura/news2001.htm They will
>>have what you're looking for!
>Most definitely an incentive to learn Japanese.
I'd be wherey (sp?) of ordering from places that aren't official
shops, especially if you're not in that country.
Mata na,
Wary, FYI
How the HELL can anyone look at that pic and not say that Rei is the
ultimate in female perfection? I mean, LOOK at that ASS, those THIGHS, those
long legs, a waist small enough to hold in both hands, her large and round
and supple breasts. She's like a supermodel.
I'd bend her over my knee and spank that ass until it was bright red. I
wanna cut that plugsuit off her, mess up that soft hair and leave her face
and tits all sticky. Seriously. I would NEVER get boared if I had Rei as my
woman.
That gave me the best laugh of the day. ^___________^
--Taryn
> How the HELL can anyone look at that pic and not say that Rei is the
> ultimate in female perfection?
..."Rei is not the ultimate in female perfection"...
> I mean, LOOK at that ASS,
Urd's is better.
> those THIGHS,
Chun-Li's are nicer.
> those long legs,
Faye's are longer.
> a waist small enough to hold in both hands,
...Uhhh, Utena's is smaller!
> her large and round and supple breasts.
Shampoo's are...well, you know.
> She's like a supermodel.
>
Supermodels are overrated. And I notice you don't say anything about
her hair or eyes...
> I'd bend her over my knee and spank that ass until it was bright red. I
> wanna cut that plugsuit off her, mess up that soft hair and leave her face
> and tits all sticky.
I thought you'd stopped openly fantasizing about sexually attacking
female anime characters with boxcutters...
> Seriously. I would NEVER get boared if I had Rei as my
> woman.
Having Rei would prevent you from being attacked by feral pigs? Wow,
gotta get me one of *those*, then!^^
Dex,
who doesn't get the Rei thing. Now, *Ninamori*, other the other
hand...!^^
It's not Rei but http://store.yahoo.co.jp/neowing/kodan-34774360.html
at least I know they're still selling them. Would anyone be interested
in this?
Mata nyo,
"She's not bad, she's just drawn that way..."
>I'd bend her over my knee and spank that ass until it was bright red. I
>wanna cut that plugsuit off her, mess up that soft hair and leave her
face
>and tits all sticky. Seriously. I would NEVER get boared if I had Rei as
my
>woman.
I can't really see physical assault as being the kind of foreplay
Rei - or most other women - would enjoy.
I'm not really sure I can think of ANY kind of foreplay that
Rei might enjoy. It'd be something to be explored.
And don't forget, Rei is no where near as defenseless as she appears;
do something she doesn't like, and you might get an AT Field surge
that will eliminate your ability to do anything again.
It would at least be better than trying what Asuka wouldn't like.
Then you'd get the Knee, repeated kicks in the same area while
you were down, and then she might get her EVA and get serious...
FW
>"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message news:<106098525...@eunomia.uk.clara.net>...
>
>> How the HELL can anyone look at that pic and not say that Rei is the
>> ultimate in female perfection?
>
>..."Rei is not the ultimate in female perfection"...
I beg to differ. Rei exudes smouldering sexuality in a way that I have
never seen in any other woman, real or animated. She doesn't need to
flaunt herself, wear skimpy outfits and heavy makeup or even do much
of anything besides just being Rei Ayanami.
I think that her calmness, thoughtfulness and gentle nature only adds
to this.
>Urd's is better.
>Chun-Li's are nicer.
>Faye's are longer.
>...Uhhh, Utena's is smaller!
>Shampoo's are...well, you know.
Her breasts are by no means small, but she isn't grossly overinflated
like some other anime girls (she's a generous C-cup; handfuls, with
enough left over for fun). Her legs, her ass, her thighs, her waist -
everything about Rei is in proportion. To my way of thinking, she has
everything in just the right amount to be The Physically Perfect
Woman(tm)...
>Supermodels are overrated. And I notice you don't say anything about
>her hair or eyes...
Allow me to rectify that.
Her deep, alluring, exotic crimson eyes, the merest glance from which
makes me want to pounce on her...
Her soft, luscious azure hair that just begs me to run my fingers
through it and rub my face against it. I think that Rei's hair is the
best thing about her - it's just so kissable...
>I thought you'd stopped openly fantasizing about sexually attacking
>female anime characters with boxcutters...
I think that was me... ^_^
First I'd tighten the valve on her plugsuit so that the plastic clung
to her every curve, her nipples forming pronounced peaks and the silky
cleft of her cute little manko becoming clearly visible.
Then I'd make small cuts in her plugsuit using a boxcutter and watch
the skin-tight material spring apart. I'd spend a long time working my
way from her neck down, kissing and licking every patch of warm, pale
skin that I exposed (perhaps getting the opportunity to taste her
sweet living blood too ^_^), paying special attention to her firm
breasts, her rosy-pink nipples and the sensitive flesh of her inner
thighs.
By the time I decided to lap at her velvety pink womanhood, Rei would
be dripping wet and ready to explode at my merest touch.
:drool:
>I can't really see physical assault as being the kind of foreplay
>Rei - or most other women - would enjoy.
*Gentle* spanking and scratching of her back with your fingernails
might get a favorable response - not pummeling her ass until she can
barely walk... Ź_Ź
>I'm not really sure I can think of ANY kind of foreplay that
>Rei might enjoy. It'd be something to be explored.
Perhaps it would be fun to tie her up with bandages?
With Rei, the key would be to take things slowly and explore what made
her feel good. As she would more than likely be almost totally silent
during sex, you'd have to pay special attention to her body's reaction
to your touch: her arching back, the rising and falling of her pelvis,
her rapid breathing, and perhaps the few small squeaks of pleasure
that did escape her lips...
>And don't forget, Rei is no where near as defenseless as she appears;
>do something she doesn't like, and you might get an AT Field surge
>that will eliminate your ability to do anything again.
Ever see the hentai doujin where Rei uses her AT-Field to knock a
potential rapist out of a window (after he has finished having his way
with Asuka)?
> Dex,
> who doesn't get the Rei thing. Now, *Ninamori*, other the other
> hand...!^^
Give her a few years...she'll turn out looking like Misato.
--
-Adrian
Tomo: Human bodies are lighter than water, so we should be able to float
even if we don't do anything.
Osaka: Really? But if that's true, no one would die from drowning.
Tomo: Their bodies always float to the top.
Osaka: I see. I should be a corpse!
Azumanga-Daioh
goat wrote:
> I'd bend her over my knee and spank that ass until it was bright red. I
> wanna cut that plugsuit off her, mess up that soft hair and leave her face
> and tits all sticky. Seriously. I would NEVER get boared if I had Rei as my
> woman.
Um, you mean slave and damn I'd love to have one like her too!
Hand-of-Omega wrote:
> ..."Rei is not the ultimate in female perfection"...
>
> > I mean, LOOK at that ASS,
> Urd's is better.
>
> > those THIGHS,
> Chun-Li's are nicer.
>
> > those long legs,
> Faye's are longer.
>
> > a waist small enough to hold in both hands,
> ...Uhhh, Utena's is smaller!
>
> > her large and round and supple breasts.
> Shampoo's are...well, you know.
yes, but Rei has it all in one cute little package! Considered
independently, her features may not be the best but together they
greatly reinforce one another to produce the ultimate example of female
perfection!
Well, if he's had his way with Asuka then he's not really a potential rapist
any more is he?
cOwMoO
Fact of life on r.a.a.m (and possibly j.a.e): any thread about Ayanami
will inevitably devolve into an I-wanna-screw-Ayanami thread. *sigh*
- 5parrow
Only since goat and PPV got here.
Blade
That's gotta say something about Rei's inherent sex-appeal...
>Well, if he's had his way with Asuka then he's not really a potential rapist
>any more is he?
Well... yes, but it was only Asuka... ،_،
<snip>
>>And don't forget, Rei is no where near as defenseless as she appears;
>>do something she doesn't like, and you might get an AT Field surge
>>that will eliminate your ability to do anything again.
>
>Ever see the hentai doujin where Rei uses her AT-Field to knock a
>potential rapist out of a window (after he has finished having his way
>with Asuka)?
Is that the one where the rapist finishes off his foul crime
by grabbing an interfering Pen-Pen and introducing him to
Ayeka in a way neither of them ever probably thought of?
I don't really like rape/torture/violent H doujins. Especially
those set in the EVAverse, whicxh is already dark enough. I
do like funny ones, though; like the one where the EVA cast
behaves as if it's Tenchi Muyo. Everyone's very out of
character in it (Rei actually snarls at Asuka as they're having
a tug of war over Shinji, WITH Shinji), but it's extremely
amusing. Especially a scene where Ritsuko is teaching a girl's
sex ed class at Shinji's school and gets a little too graphic,
to judge from the number of Shinji's female classmates who are
cringing back in horror or passed out at their desks. Except
for Asuka, who's sitting there with a bored expression ("Yeah,
yeah, I know all this, get to something new") and Rei, who is
taking notes so fast her pen is smoking on the paper.
^_^
FW
Not really. Their's only two people who go that route.
So I think it says more about their need to vocalize that desire at any and
every
chance available.
Josh
>Is that the one where the rapist finishes off his foul crime
>by grabbing an interfering Pen-Pen and introducing him to
>Ayeka in a way neither of them ever probably thought of?
I don't think it's the same one, but I do vaguely remember seeing the
scene you're talking about somewhere a long time ago...
Can you remember the name of the doujin?
>I don't really like rape/torture/violent H doujins. Especially
>those set in the EVAverse, whicxh is already dark enough. I
>do like funny ones, though; like the one where the EVA cast
>behaves as if it's Tenchi Muyo.
I really don't know what Tenchi's problem is. He's surrounded by all
that poon, yet he seems to be less than thrilled.
I'm not saying that he should be screwing all the women, all day long,
but he could at least choose one of them to 'perform H' on...
If I were in that situation, I would pick Ayeka - after about three
seconds of deliberation... ^_^
>Everyone's very out of
>character in it (Rei actually snarls at Asuka as they're having
>a tug of war over Shinji, WITH Shinji), but it's extremely
>amusing. Especially a scene where Ritsuko is teaching a girl's
>sex ed class at Shinji's school and gets a little too graphic,
>to judge from the number of Shinji's female classmates who are
>cringing back in horror or passed out at their desks. Except
>for Asuka, who's sitting there with a bored expression ("Yeah,
>yeah, I know all this, get to something new") and Rei, who is
>taking notes so fast her pen is smoking on the paper.
Sounds about right. :)
I Wonder if Rei chose to pay a visit to Gendo's place later that
night?
Heck no. My memory is visual, not mnemonic.
>>I don't really like rape/torture/violent H doujins. Especially
>>those set in the EVAverse, whicxh is already dark enough. I
>>do like funny ones, though; like the one where the EVA cast
>>behaves as if it's Tenchi Muyo.
>
>I really don't know what Tenchi's problem is. He's surrounded by all
>that poon, yet he seems to be less than thrilled.
Like Keiichi in OMG, Tenchi is in no hurry to rush things.
And he knows a mis-step could cause massive destruction...
>I'm not saying that he should be screwing all the women, all day long,
>but he could at least choose one of them to 'perform H' on...
>
>If I were in that situation, I would pick Ayeka - after about three
>seconds of deliberation... ^_^
Just Ayeka? ^_^
>>Everyone's very out of
>>character in it (Rei actually snarls at Asuka as they're having
>>a tug of war over Shinji, WITH Shinji), but it's extremely
>>amusing. Especially a scene where Ritsuko is teaching a girl's
>>sex ed class at Shinji's school and gets a little too graphic,
>>to judge from the number of Shinji's female classmates who are
>>cringing back in horror or passed out at their desks. Except
>>for Asuka, who's sitting there with a bored expression ("Yeah,
>>yeah, I know all this, get to something new") and Rei, who is
>>taking notes so fast her pen is smoking on the paper.
>
>Sounds about right. :)
>
>I Wonder if Rei chose to pay a visit to Gendo's place later that
>night?
No, remember it was the EVA cast ala Tenchi Muyo. Asuka and
Rei decided to use their new knowledge on Shinji.
Only to discover that, when aroused, Shinji's synapes short
out and he becomes a mindless superhuman sex machine, good for
hours of extreme effort.
They decide to share. Both because it's too good to pass up,
and because Shinji's too much for one woman...
FW