An other blonde joke. A blonde, wanting to
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An other blonde joke. A blonde, wanting to
earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman type person and started canvassing
a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The
blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and other materials
that she might need were in the garage. The man's
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing
on it." A short time later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. "You're finished
already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket
for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus