Reverse Culture Shock

[Bryan Parker]

Slimy Sepponians are well known for jackin' up the
pizza man for all of his pies and cash. Well, last
night the Japanese pizza man (PIZZA fucking
HUT!!!) jacked us up for my BYJW's wallet while I
ran upstairs to get 4 stinking yen.

She left her wallet on the shoe box in the genkan
and went to the convenience store to buy
something. (Had I seen it there I would have
jacked *her up* for the 4 yen!) While I literally
ran upstairs to get the coins, Pizza Man pocketed
her wallet, cash, license, life.... Major credit
cards were also happily accepted.

[mr.sumo snr.]

"Bryan Parker" <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:k9vmnv0716v9oft6a...@4ax.com...

I think a 'verbatim' description of the Pizza Hut manager's apology is going
to be required for our inspection. I'll copy it down, go and hold up the
local shinkin bank and use it in court.

--
jonathan
--
"Never give a tip to the pizza guy"

[Bryan Parker]

"mr.sumo snr." <mr_...@hotmail.com> said:

"If anything else that I can help you with ever
comes up, please feel free to call. Do you have my
telephone number?"

I CALLED *YOU*, MUTHA FUCKER!!!