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Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson
Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
Ken
Michael Cash
Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>
>Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
Kevin Gowen
> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>> http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>>
>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>
> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
--
Kevin Gowen
"The constant loss of U.S. soldiers in Iraq--after the war is "won"--is
a tragedy. However, if this is what it takes to retire the Bush
administration at the next election, the sacrifice is justified."
- Arie L. Bleicher of Mill Valley, California, expressing leftist
respect for human life
Michael Cash
<kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Michael Cash wrote:
>> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
>> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>>> http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>>>
>>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>
>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>
>Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
Would it help?
Kevin Gowen
> On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 23:13:00 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
> <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
>
>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
>>> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>>
>>>> http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>>>>
>>>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>>
>>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>>
>> Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
>
> Would it help?
Depends on the problem. It could help you learn Klingon and how not to wash
your hair.
Michael Cash
>Michael Cash wrote:
>> On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 23:13:00 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
>> <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>> with:
>>
>>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>>> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
>>>> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>>>>>
>>>>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>>>
>>>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>>>
>>> Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
>>
>> Would it help?
>
>Depends on the problem. It could help you learn Klingon and how not to wash
>your hair.
Just showered, so I have clean hair and no klingons.
Darrien
>>>>>
>>>>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>>>
>>>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>>>
>>> Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
>>
>> Would it help?
>
> Depends on the problem. It could help you learn Klingon and how not to wash
> your hair.
>
I solved that problem by shaving my head.
Klingon is actually useful in getting you a job:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/
Qapla'!
Kevin Gowen
>>>>>> http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>>>>
>>>>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>>>>
>>>> Have you been hanging out with computer nerds?
>>>
>>> Would it help?
>>
>> Depends on the problem. It could help you learn Klingon and how not
>> to wash your hair.
>>
>
> I solved that problem by shaving my head.
Given my chosen profession, that's not an option for me.
> Klingon is actually useful in getting you a job:
> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/
>
> Qapla'!
Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/klingon.asp
Star Wars Galaxies has a bunch of different languages in it, but it's kind
of pointless because you can learn a new language in about 5 seconds.
Darrien
>> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/
>>
>> Qapla'!
>
> Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that.
> http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/klingon.asp
>
It still doesn't seem that far fetched to me. You obviously have never
seen what happens to geeks when they lose their virginity. It warps
their minds in unfathomable ways. Hence, most of the geeks you see
are virgins.
But still, according to the link you gave me, it still might get you a job.
The CNN link said they were "seeking", the debunked link said "Hired"
and went on to say that, if needed, they would hire an interpereter.
Kevin Gowen
>>> Klingon is actually useful in getting you a job:
>>> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/
>>>
>>> Qapla'!
>>
>> Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that.
>> http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/klingon.asp
>>
>
> It still doesn't seem that far fetched to me. You obviously have never
> seen what happens to geeks when they lose their virginity.
I experienced it firsthand.
> It warps
> their minds in unfathomable ways. Hence, most of the geeks you see
> are virgins.
Indeed.
> But still, according to the link you gave me, it still might get you
> a job. The CNN link said they were "seeking", the debunked link said
> "Hired"
> and went on to say that, if needed, they would hire an interpereter.
Yes, if needed. The original article debunked the claim that there were
patients who would communicate only in Klingon. I understand there their are
also geek who speak Elfish (Elvin? Elfese? whatever elves speak), but I
think the worst case of fake language is people who teach Esperanto to their
children as their native language. That's child abuse.
Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson
> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
> >
> >Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>
> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
You just don't get it because it's non-Sepponian
non-rain-on-your-wedding-day ironic.
> Michael Cash
Ken
Michael Cash
Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<o2h1hvcllptkb1go6...@4ax.com>...
>> On 12 Jul 2003 17:51:42 -0700, ken_ni...@hotmail.com (Ken
>> Yasumoto-Nicolson) belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>> >http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/japanese/
>> >
>> >Warning: features perverted kanji and twisted British humour.
>>
>> But I thought British humo(u)r was supposed to be *funny*.
>
>You just don't get it because it's non-Sepponian
>non-rain-on-your-wedding-day ironic.
Doesn't change the fact that it ain't funny.