Training is important
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Training is important
One day a pirate and a bartender were talking
to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the
pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"
The pirate responded, "We were sailing the
seas when a big old shark came up to me while
I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."
Later the bartender asked, "Where did you get
that hook then?"
The pirate responded, "Well, me crew and I
were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."
The bartender then asked, "Then where did ya
get the eye patch from?"
The pirate said, "In a harbor I looked at a
gull flying over-head and it took a dump right
in me eye."
The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate,
"How would that make you get an eye patch?"
The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."