Fashion Update
Michael Cash
For some reason entirely unfathomable to the male mind, the rapidly
approaching onset of a hot and humid summer has caused the women of
Japan that one of the two fashionable looks for the season is...
BLACK OVER BLACK!!!!!
Yes, the good ole "Johnny Cash" look. Careful observation of hundreds
upon hundreds of pieces of self-propelled mobile sidewalk art reveals
that this lunacy has caught on big. It looks like every jewelry store
clerkette in Japan is out walking a picket line, sans sign. Black,
black, black, black, black.
The other fashionable look is only half as retarded, but easily ten
times as skanky....
BLACK OVER WHITE!!!!!
I believe that in my assessment of the spring fashion color
combinations I noted that while white was common, it generally was not
to be seen south of the navel. Throw that right out the fucking
window. Whether it be a skirt or tight-fitting slacks, white is THE
color, ladies. While I know of no prohibition against them, panty
lines appear to be optional. I see so many skanky-looking
no-panty-line asses wagging around Tokyo in tight white slacks that
any initial visual vicarious thrill that may have been associated with
it is gone already. Maybe they're wearing thongs; I dunno.
I saw one refreshing ray of sunshine today: a woman who decided she
would turn the colors around and wear white over black. Interesting,
white over black, while simple, is tasteful and can even be elegant.
Black over white? Skanky, skanky, skanky. At least when they're
wearing tight white slacks with no panty lines it is, and that
description covers 90% of them.
--
Michael Cash
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
Rindler Sigurd
> upon hundreds of pieces of self-propelled mobile sidewalk art reveals
> that this lunacy has caught on big.
Mike, you'd better watch straight ahead in your rolling truck, otherwise
you might soon report on the new fashion of nurses and patients...:-)
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Jason Cormier
Sigurd" <srin...@da2.so-net.ne.jp> wrote:
>> Yes, the good ole "Johnny Cash" look. Careful observation of hundreds
>> upon hundreds of pieces of self-propelled mobile sidewalk art reveals
>> that this lunacy has caught on big.
>
> Mike, you'd better watch straight ahead in your rolling truck, otherwise
> you might soon report on the new fashion of nurses and patients...:-)
Bumper sticker seen on the back of a mini van being driven dangerously on
the 401 this evening...
"Mr. Premier, hire more NURSES!"
I'm thinking he'll be in need of them soon.
Michael Cash
<srin...@da2.so-net.ne.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>> Yes, the good ole "Johnny Cash" look. Careful observation of hundreds
>> upon hundreds of pieces of self-propelled mobile sidewalk art reveals
>> that this lunacy has caught on big.
>
>Mike, you'd better watch straight ahead in your rolling truck, otherwise
>you might soon report on the new fashion of nurses and patients...:-)
If I looked straight ahead I would spend the majority of my time
rolling over the motorcycles, passenger cars, bicyclists, stray pets,
and pedestrians who all seem hell bent upon committing suicide beneath
my wheels. To look straight ahead is to invite a catastrophe.
Ed
considered the height of chic fashion. As you mention, it's batman black
over batman black with camel-toe tight white pants.
The high school girls are still wearing mini-skirts and loose socks. I was
parked next to a couple of them the other day and I was not only greeted to
a glimpse of a panty shot, but rather she seemed to be posing in a
half-squat-half-reclined position in such a way and for such a length of
time that it was rather obvious that she shaves.
Ed's fashion tip o' the day: We all know what you probably look like naked.
What we don't need to know are the specifics.
thegoons
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Declan Murphy
> BLACK OVER WHITE!!!!!
Strolling around today I noticed that black over white has invaded
Mombassa. I'm not sure how many campuses there are where (some) faculty
stroll around in tight white hipsters (without panty lines Mike), but no
complaints from me. Similarly - fishnet stockings under jeans. "Aren't
you hot?" "Yes, but indoors it <i>might</i> be cold, so..."
> Black over white? Skanky, skanky, skanky. At least when they're
> wearing tight white slacks with no panty lines it is, and that
> description covers 90% of them.
As with sociopath, I had to look up the meaning of skanky. Educational
group this.
--
"All FDR undid was the value of the dollar"
Kevin Gowen (really)