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[no mention of anal sex]
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Ryan Ginstrom
"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
news:bbe9h...@drn.newsguy.com...
> [interesting sentences construction]
>
> If someone filmed a video of your life, would anyone want to watch it?
> Watch this.
Excerpt from Navy PR Writing Regulation S351a.4543 Para. 4.3
... No sentences shall be more than 7 words long. Only vocabulary found in
USA Today shall be used. Overall, the reading level shall be no higher than
grade 6. An exclamation mark shall follow every third sentence...
--
Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom
Michael Cash
and wheezed:
>Now more than ever, make a difference.
>
>http://navy.ym0.net/re3.asp?C=44336&P=137718&L=0
It is interesting that you post this today, since had I remained in
the Navy, today is the day I would have been eligible to retire. I
went on active duty June 3, 1983. Today would have finished up 20
years.
>
>[no mention of anal sex]
Ah, those were the good ole days.
--
Michael Cash
"I used to have a dog named Michael Cash."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
http://www.sunfield.ne.jp/~mike/
Eric Takabayashi
> On 1 Jun 2003 18:33:32 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> gasped
> and wheezed:
>
> >Now more than ever, make a difference.
> >
> >http://navy.ym0.net/re3.asp?C=44336&P=137718&L=0
>
> It is interesting that you post this today, since had I remained in
> the Navy, today is the day I would have been eligible to retire. I
> went on active duty June 3, 1983. Today would have finished up 20
> years.
Do you regret it? The benefits could have been sweet.
I know a man who retired while still in his 30s or early 40s, and has
used the remaining years of his life to care for both his parents and
wife who had health problems (parents now passed away), and engages in
community activities on a regular basis.
Michael Cash
<eta...@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>Michael Cash wrote:
>
>> On 1 Jun 2003 18:33:32 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> gasped
>> and wheezed:
>>
>> >Now more than ever, make a difference.
>> >
>> >http://navy.ym0.net/re3.asp?C=44336&P=137718&L=0
>>
>> It is interesting that you post this today, since had I remained in
>> the Navy, today is the day I would have been eligible to retire. I
>> went on active duty June 3, 1983. Today would have finished up 20
>> years.
>
>Do you regret it?
Not really.
>The benefits could have been sweet.
I was in a job with a 5/3 rotation. That means: five years of sea
duty, followed by three years of shore duty. That would work out to a
total of 14 years at sea and 6 on shore. Not that I minded being at
sea, I actually sorta liked it, but for something like that, the
benefits *ought* to be sweet.
>
>I know a man who retired while still in his 30s or early 40s, and has
>used the remaining years of his life to care for both his parents and
>wife who had health problems (parents now passed away), and engages in
>community activities on a regular basis.
Remember my post a few weeks ago about topless bronzed goddesses on
tiny Pacific islands? I could have gotten started tomorrow, instead of
having to wait another quarter century or so.
--
Michael Cash
"My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
another fool
> >
> >I know a man who retired while still in his 30s or early 40s, and has
> >used the remaining years of his life to care for both his parents and
> >wife who had health problems (parents now passed away), and engages in
> >community activities on a regular basis.
>
> Remember my post a few weeks ago about topless bronzed goddesses on
> tiny Pacific islands? I could have gotten started tomorrow, instead of
> having to wait another quarter century or so.
>
See Mike, you're going to have to wait another quarter century to
become active in community service...