Just a goddamned minute!
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
Is he ok?
Brian
Bryan Parker
He and Ed seem to be on a high-ate-us somewhere.
--
Bryan with a マ-ファキン "Y"
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
> He and Ed seem to be on a high-ate-us somewhere.
>
> --
> Bryan with a マ-ファキン "Y"
That new sig of yours just tickles my balls,baby!
Brian
Bryan Parker
You're balls are easily tickled, "Baybee!"
Kevin Wayne Williams
> I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
Rumor has it that he finally realised that being on not-quite-Usenet and
Usenet 24 hours a day and seven days a week eats into time useful for
being a law student. I always wondered how he did it until I started
back to school.When I am going through a pile of cases on Westlaw, I
wind up scanning groups more often than when I am doing other things,
and I wind up posting more. There is something about legal research that
makes fjlij seem like a welcome respite.
>
> Is he ok?
Was he O.K. at any point?
KWW
mr.sumo snr.
news:bpd4qd$ffd$1...@nn-tk102.ocn.ad.jp...
> I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
>
> Is he ok?
>
AFAIK he's still pretty much 24/7 online but that could have more to do with
both of us never turning off our computers.
In my next workstation evolution I'm definitely going to invest in some
noise reduction devices - though methinks that'll be the last of my worries
once sumo jnr. gets mobile. Perhaps I can do to my computers what the BBC
used to do with their studio turntables many moons ago - namely, encase them
in concrete. I can't see any other way to prevent not-so-tiny, un-naturally
strong hands from causing my desktops to crash - literally!
--
jonathan
--
"Never give nourishment to babies"
Brett Robson
>
>I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
>
>Is he ok?
>
No he is still mourning the untimely loss of his mother-in-law, may she rest in
peace; and his lovely wife has realised what a whinney little girl he his.
.
----
"You don't bang it at 11:00pm but on the other hand, you don't play tribal house
when you're headlining a tech-house party"
DJ Mike McKenna talking shit
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"Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing" <la...@my.nuts.wouldja?> wrote in message
> I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
He sometimes posts under the name of Kaz, no ?
> Is he ok?
For you ? Ask him directly. We are going to come and hold you the candle. If
your couple makes small ones, we don't want any.
CC
Eric Takabayashi
> Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing wrote:
>
> > I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
>
> Rumor has it that he finally realised that being on not-quite-Usenet and
> Usenet 24 hours a day and seven days a week eats into time useful for
> being a law student. I always wondered how he did it until I started
Didn't he say he had an internship lined up for the summer?
Bryan Parker
<eta...@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:
>Kevin Wayne Williams wrote:
>
>> Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing wrote:
>>
>> > I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
>>
>> Rumor has it that he finally realised that being on not-quite-Usenet and
>> Usenet 24 hours a day and seven days a week eats into time useful for
>> being a law student. I always wondered how he did it until I started
>
>Didn't he say he had an internship lined up for the summer?
Yeah, I think he did. Wasn't it something with Sonic BK McDonald and
Associates?
Ed
"Bryan Parker" <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 21:59:19 +0900, "Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing"
> <la...@my.nuts.wouldja?> wrote:
>
> >I was out of here for some time and just noticed that Kevin isn't here.
> >
> >Is he ok?
>
> He and Ed seem to be on a high-ate-us somewhere.
I've been getting sidetracked lately with reality. And reality bloody sucks.
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
> I've been getting sidetracked lately with reality. And reality bloody
sucks.
>
Good to see you're alive though!
Brian
Bryan Parker
wrote:
Obviously! "Reality" has you speaking like a "bloody" Uklanstodrian!
(Extra quotation/exclamation marks included in this post because "I
know" how much Kevin hates 'em!)
Where ya been, Brah?
Welcome back,
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson:
1. Ed is married
2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women
3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot
4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication
5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention
6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck
How'm I doin', Ed?
Ed
"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
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> This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson:
>
> 1. Ed is married
> 2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women
> 3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot
> 4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication
> 5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention
> 6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck
>
> How'm I doin', Ed?
There's still my hand at least.
Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game called
grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this game
into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting caps,
doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way. When the
health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the park
to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get your
money back by splattering her brains all over the grass.
Bryan would love this game.
Michael Cash
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
Bryan has the PC version. Thanks to Bryan, I have the PC version.
I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
>
> Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game
called
> grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this
game
> into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting caps,
> doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way. When
the
> health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the park
> to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get your
> money back by splattering her brains all over the grass.
>
> Bryan would love this game.
>
>
That game has been ruling part of my life as well and I am SO glad it was
finally released in JApan.
Brian
Drew Hamilton
>Bryan would love this game.
Nah, most people don't like to take their work home with them.
--
- awh
http://www.awh.org/
Bryan Parker
Wait until you guys get your grubby paws on GTA - Vice City. It's the
coolest fucking game I've EVER played. (And I started kickin' it with
PONG!) The soundtrack and the shit talking from the 80's makes GTA-VC
perfect for crusty old fucks like us.
Speaking of Pong, I just remembered hacking that machine so I could
play it without waking up mom and dad. The sound came from the box
instead of the TV, and there was no volume control. Anyways, I just
opened up the box, cut a wire, cut a hole in the top of the box, and
installed a switch so I could toggle the beep on and off. Mission "Up
All Night" accomplished.
Bryan Parker
Doood! Get Postal 2 and GTA - Vice City. We won't hear from you again
for months. P.S. - Thanks for the Stern. I'm uploading the shows to my
keitai to listen to at the gym tomorrow.
Ed
"Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing" <la...@my.nuts.wouldja?> wrote in message
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The only thing that gets me is why we got grand theft auto 3. It's an old
game. The new one is called "vice city". Sepponian PS2 owners are already
playing that one.
Ed
The austrian version doesn't have any whores.
Does this mean that austrians are much more politically correct than
sepponians?
btw: There are a bunch of cheats for the game. One of them increases the
overall blood content so that you can shoot off arms and legs.
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
> The only thing that gets me is why we got grand theft auto 3. It's an old
> game. The new one is called "vice city". Sepponian PS2 owners are already
> playing that one.
>
>
Because as far as I believe and so many others don't about Nipponia.....they
are WAAAYYY behind on the technological front.
Don't believe me? Walk into any net mangakissa and just LOOK at all the
confused fuckers.
Brian
Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing
P.S. - Thanks for the Stern. I'm uploading the shows to my
> keitai to listen to at the gym tomorrow.
>
> --
> Bryan with a マ-ファキン "Y"
No problem Sweetchips! I'll upload more as I get them. Those shows make me
feel so much better about living away from home.
Brian
Gerry
<mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
> I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
> and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
> on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.
Jeez, if I were you, I'd play a video game instead.
--
///--- Vote for the richest Republican. He understand the common man.
Ed
"Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing" <la...@my.nuts.wouldja?> wrote in message
I try to stay away from net mangakissa whenever possible. Isn't that where
all the really weird japs go when their blow-up fuck dolls are at the
cleaners?
Michael Cash
<222...@adelphia.net.invalid> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>In article <t96prvo53jjf7oi46...@4ax.com>, Michael Cash
><mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>> I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
>> and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
>> on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.
>
>Jeez, if I were you, I'd play a video game instead.
I like my way better. Anyway, in a video game there might actually be
cops out walking a beat or something. Too dangerous.
Michael Cash
The German version doesn't have blood. Probably the Singapore version
doesn't have all those newspapers littering the streets.
Ed
I don't have the codes for the PC (politically correct?) version, but if you
really want to see grand theft auto 3 in its full bloody glory, there are
three codes you need to input. (sorry, but these are for the PS2 version)
First, you input the full gore code...
S,L1, C, D, L1, R1, T, R, L1, X
That'll increase the gore content.
Next, you input
R2, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U
This will give most of the pedestrians weapons such as grenades, uzis, flame
throwers and bazookas.
finally, you put this code in...
D, R2, R1, T, X, L2, L1, U, D,
which will cause the pedestrians to fight anything and everything. The
result is something to behold. You'll see some guy run across the street to
kick this guy's ass, only this guy is holding a flame thrower. He torches
about three or ten people, and then a businessman will open fire on the
crowd with an uzi. Add to this the grandmother who decides that the whole
lot need to be decimated so she throws a grenade into the mix. The ambulance
crew arrives and are immediately swamped, the ambulance gets set on fire,
which results in an explosion which results in exploding all the cars that
are honking their horns and complaining about the ambulance being parked,
and then somebody decides that a bazooka would be just the thing to take out
the helicoptors that are hovering overhead...
Eric Takabayashi
You are making me want to give up my simple life, and do something about this
PSX ad that came in the mail.
Bryan Parker
wrote:
>I don't have the codes for the PC (politically correct?) version, but if you
>really want to see grand theft auto 3 in its full bloody glory, there are
>three codes you need to input. (sorry, but these are for the PS2 version)
>
>First, you input the full gore code...
>
>S,L1, C, D, L1, R1, T, R, L1, X
>
>That'll increase the gore content.
>
>Next, you input
>
>R2, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U
>
>This will give most of the pedestrians weapons such as grenades, uzis, flame
>throwers and bazookas.
>
>finally, you put this code in...
>
>D, R2, R1, T, X, L2, L1, U, D,
>
>which will cause the pedestrians to fight anything and everything. The
>result is something to behold. You'll see some guy run across the street to
>kick this guy's ass, only this guy is holding a flame thrower. He torches
>about three or ten people, and then a businessman will open fire on the
>crowd with an uzi. Add to this the grandmother who decides that the whole
>lot need to be decimated so she throws a grenade into the mix. The ambulance
>crew arrives and are immediately swamped, the ambulance gets set on fire,
>which results in an explosion which results in exploding all the cars that
>are honking their horns and complaining about the ambulance being parked,
>and then somebody decides that a bazooka would be just the thing to take out
>the helicoptors that are hovering overhead...
>
You'll need these when you step up to the pc version of GTA Vice City.
During game play type in -
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT: Pedestrians riot
NOBODYLIKESME: Pedestrians hate you
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS: Pedestrians carry guns
CHICKSWITHGUNS: Girls carry guns
HOPINGIRL: Pedestrians (not just the hookers) get in the car with you.
Ed
My kids thought the gta3 version of the "nobodylikesme" cheat was scary.
Everybody comes running at your character like they were pod people chasing
down Donald Sutherland.
What are the main differences between vice city and gta3 aside from
different location and missions?
Rodney Webster
"Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.com> wrote:
> What are the main differences between vice city and gta3 aside from
> different location and missions?
Bikes, helicopters, bikes, lots of boats, bikes, ability to buy
properties, bikes, and planes that are actually flyable. Oh, and did I
mention you can ride bikes?
I think the AI for the gangs is much better, too. I liked watching a
gang member drive into rival turf, only to be pulled out of his car and
capped by a group of the locals.
--
Rodney Webster
http://knot.mine.nu/