What she really needed was parents. By the time of NGE, it's too late.
Charlie (Yeah, yeah, I know: DFTT)
There, I beat 'em to it.
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But I digress.
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>Richard Qunt wrote:
>> a) A hug and some sympathy?
>> b) A good fucking?
>> c) Both?
>> d) Other?
>>
>>
>
>What she really needed was parents. By the time of NGE, it's too late.
Which is why she really needs an older man to be both a father-figure
and a lover to her... ^_~
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ICQ: 339380091
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...
'\
_\______
/ HENTAI \========@
____|__________\_____
/ ___________________ \
\/ _===============_ \/
"-===============-"
e) A Qunt.
Well, does she? Have one? I mean, you? ^_^;;
(That's not an inslut. Thnik about it. ^_- )
Laters. =)
Stan (yes, I spellcheck)
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my messages before opening them? ;-)
Dobre utka,
Pete Holland Jr.
She needs to know who and what she is, she needs a
reason to live, and she needs to borrow Misato's
gun and shoot Gendo and the merry men of SEELE.
FW
D) A box of restraining orders.
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> "Richard Qunt" (r.c....@hotmail.com) writes:
>> a) A hug and some sympathy?
>> b) A good fucking?
>> c) Both?
>> d) Other?
>
> D) A box of restraining orders.
<laughs>
<hard>
HEAR HEAR! I'll drink to that, and I don't usually drink!
Blade
*******
Also Known As: Chris McNeil, The Annoying Jerk, The Enemy of Democracy,
"That Guy That Can't Write A Lunch Menu Without Pantyhose Tarou Being In
It Somewhere"
http://www.bladeandepsilon.com
- Bigger. Better. Badder. Back. Oh yeah.
http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/kaliashrine.htm
- Worship the Cute Evil that is Kalia! Or else!
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Where everyone has an opinion, so you don't have to!"
She learned that she had a choice.
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"Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
news:bqjm32$2gkj$1...@news.fsr.net...
HAH! Very good!
"Turn" dirty? This one was dirty the moment it was posted!
- Vaughner
- "Well, thanks to the internet, I'm bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry, "Futurama"
Nice one. :)
- 5parrow
</ref>
(esp. since she doesn't seem related to Yui or Gendo in the story...)
> LOL! Whenever you see an Ayanami Rei thread, you now its going to turn
> dirty within one or two posts.
Pavlov would be proud. It's like on Whose Line, when they ask for
styles of film, TV, and theater, someone ALWAYS says "porno." ;-)
> aj...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (David Watson) wrote in
> news:bqjo4a$gg1$1...@freenet9.carleton.ca:
>
> > "Richard Qunt" (r.c....@hotmail.com) writes:
> >> a) A hug and some sympathy?
> >> b) A good fucking?
> >> c) Both?
> >> d) Other?
> >
> > D) A box of restraining orders.
>
> <laughs>
>
> <hard>
>
> HEAR HEAR! I'll drink to that, and I don't usually drink!
>
And a chastity belt?
And a long sturdy pole to beat down
anyone trying to jump her? ^_^
Laters. =)
Stan
I am not the soul of an incredibly ancient creature
transferred into a teenage body cloned from a dead
(sort of) woman.
Rei spends much of the series apparently unable to
understand the disconnent she feels inside: An AC soul
stuck in a DC body. It's only in her final incarnation,
when as Rei III she learns about herself, that she
concludes she is not a doll.
>She learned that she had a choice.
Took her long enough. ^_^
FW
To be raised by properly non-human parents.
Geesh, if I were raised by giant crickets, I wouldn't be a stable
human being, and I doubt I would be a stable giant cricket. What
makes Rei so exceptional? Her soul *aint* human, folks. ^_^;;
Jonathan Fisher
and forget the fucking- she dreams at night of bizarre copulations
that involve no earthly genitals... :p
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ROT13 and then delete all instances of the letter after P to email
>>>D) A box of restraining orders.
>>
>><laughs>
>>
>><hard>
>>
>>HEAR HEAR! I'll drink to that, and I don't usually drink!
>>
>
>
> And a chastity belt?
> And a long sturdy pole to beat down
> anyone trying to jump her? ^_^
ObAnime: I think one of those Tsukkomi paper fans would be more
appropriate. :)
- 5parrow
Well, I meant if it wasn't dirty, it would be soon enough.
I could start a thread with, "I like Rei Ayanami. Her character is tragic
and ....." and the NEXT post would be "I like Rei, too...I wanna sick my XXX
in her XXX and then I'd shoot XXX all over her XXX."
You noticed that too?
Wayne Brady has got to be the most gifted musical improv person in the
world.
> You noticed that too?
Yup. There are certain things you can always count on on that show.
Colin will get jokes because he's bald and Canadian (in that order of
frequency), Ryan's lack of fashion sense will get nailed, and Drew's
weight and sexual proclivities will be targeted.
> Wayne Brady has got to be the most gifted musical improv person in the
> world.
They think so on the show. The first couple of years during Greatest
Hits, they kept trying to screw with him. I remember one episode ended
with Drew and the panel bowing before Wayne because they gave it their
all and couldn't trip him up. That's also what makes it so hilarious
when he biffs the games, like "Songs Of Marriage" or the time they sang
to Howard as the Village People and Wayne kept misspelling his name.
I recognize this is off topic, but I'm enjoying the irony of taking a
dirty Rei Ayanami post and making it clean. :-D
>I recognize this is off topic, but I'm enjoying the irony of taking a
>dirty Rei Ayanami post and making it clean. :-D
You took the words right out of my mouth. I've never seen a thread written
specifically about a female anime character getting boned, turn into an actual
debate of sorts.
I like this newsgroup 10% more now.
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Oh hey, ho...hello there!
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"You'll never figure me out...
...so don't bother trying."
*Live! From Ibiza!
e) a cute cuddly puppy or two
f) a couple of good friends to open her heart
g) a vibrator
h) an anal bead
i) A SYBIAN
j) A choke full of porn collection
k) A choke full of first-person shooter games
l) a dildo casted out of John Holmes' ding dong
m) Percocet aka the Happy Candy (or Endocet, Roxicet, Tylox or whatever)
n) Finally, some regular gang bang session
>>I recognize this is off topic, but I'm enjoying the irony of taking a
>>dirty Rei Ayanami post and making it clean. :-D
>
>
> You took the words right out of my mouth. I've never seen a thread written
> specifically about a female anime character getting boned, turn into an actual
> debate of sorts.
>
> I like this newsgroup 10% more now.
IMHO, I think you should rate that as a 20% more or something. After
all, politics are still being avoided, and no one's mentioned Hitler
yet. ;-)
>Hey, Lucky Devin!
>
>>>I recognize this is off topic, but I'm enjoying the irony of taking a
>>>dirty Rei Ayanami post and making it clean. :-D
>>
>> You took the words right out of my mouth. I've never seen a thread written
>> specifically about a female anime character getting boned, turn into an actual
>> debate of sorts.
>>
>> I like this newsgroup 10% more now.
>
>IMHO, I think you should rate that as a 20% more or something. After
>all, politics are still being avoided,
I think that's because we can't agree on what set of politics to argue
about, actually. Do the folks in the U.S. care whether the Conservative
Alliance and Progressive Conservative parties merge? Do the folks in
the UK care about the upcoming Presidential primaries? etc, etc, etc...
> and no one's mentioned Hitler
>yet. ;-)
But you just did... 8-(
Actually, we have been somewhat more agreeable than usual lately -
nobody's flamed anyone recently for saying they're willing to buy
bootlegs, for example. Is everyone trying to stay on Santa's "nice"
list, so that he'll bring them a life-sized
Fish-Eye/Rei/Kenshin/Nuku-Nuku/Priss/Misato/some-other-character
persocom on Christmas Day? (I call dibs on the Yuriko Nikaido and
Yomiko Readman models, BTW...)
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"I'm *not* a kid! Nyyyeaaah!" - Skuld (in "Oh My Goddess!" OAV #3)
"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of
childishness and the desire to be very grown-up." - C.S. Lewis, 1947
>Actually, we have been somewhat more agreeable than usual lately -
>nobody's flamed anyone recently for saying they're willing to buy
>bootlegs, for example. Is everyone trying to stay on Santa's "nice"
>list, so that he'll bring them a life-sized
>Fish-Eye/Rei/Kenshin/Nuku-Nuku/Priss/Misato/some-other-character
>persocom on Christmas Day? (I call dibs on the Yuriko Nikaido and
>Yomiko Readman models, BTW...)
I want the full-featured Ryoko, complete with cabbit accessory.
Rose
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A good limerick...
There one was a girl named Rei
Whose soul had been hidden away
With Shinji's collusion
And Unit 1's fusion
She rebuilt the Earth in a day!
Fusion, hmmmm....
Lina: What?!?! You expect me to fuse with that?!
Piccolo: How the hell do you expect to defeat Super Angel Buu? You're
Giga-Slave barely scratched him. You
need Rei's Lillith powers added to your own, understand?
Lina: But...
Piccolo: No buts! It's our only hope. Rei?
Rei: I understand. I am ready Miss Inverse.
Lina and Rei: Fusion!!!!
A huge flash of light brighter than the Second Impact envelopes the
Lookout. Where there once stood two, there is now
one.
Piccolo: I don't believe it! It actually worked! Who are you?
Lina-Rei: I am Buu's destruction. Prepare yourself for the super
Giga-Impact Slave!!
<snip>
>Lina: What?!?! You expect me to fuse with that?!
>
>Piccolo: How the hell do you expect to defeat Super Angel Buu? You're
>Giga-Slave barely scratched him. You
> need Rei's Lillith powers added to your own, understand?
>
>Lina: But...
>
>Piccolo: No buts! It's our only hope. Rei?
>
>Rei: I understand. I am ready Miss Inverse.
>
>Lina and Rei: Fusion!!!!
>
> A huge flash of light brighter than the Second Impact envelopes the
>Lookout. Where there once stood two, there is now
>one.
>
>Piccolo: I don't believe it! It actually worked! Who are you?
>
>Lina-Rei: I am Buu's destruction. Prepare yourself for the super
>Giga-Impact Slave!!
>
Holy *crap* I'd pay to see that!
> I think that's because we can't agree on what set of politics to argue
> about, actually. Do the folks in the U.S. care whether the Conservative
> Alliance and Progressive Conservative parties merge? Do the folks in
> the UK care about the upcoming Presidential primaries? etc, etc, etc...
* The political junkie grips the desk, knuckles turning white * No.... I
musn't succumb to the temptation....
> Actually, we have been somewhat more agreeable than usual lately -
> nobody's flamed anyone recently for saying they're willing to buy
> bootlegs, for example. Is everyone trying to stay on Santa's "nice"
> list, so that he'll bring them a life-sized
> Fish-Eye/Rei/Kenshin/Nuku-Nuku/Priss/Misato/some-other-character
> persocom on Christmas Day? (I call dibs on the Yuriko Nikaido and
> Yomiko Readman models, BTW...)
Re: "persocom". Heke? What's that?
Fish Eye no Miko probably sees this one coming a mile away--what do I
want for Christmas? I want to decide who lives and who dies. ;-)
> You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Isn't that what public storage is for?
Has been done. Look up a fanfic names "Rei's Birthday Present".
Lit. "personal computer", it's Japlish borrowslang.
However, in anime terms, it usually refers to one of the "persocom" androids
from Chobits (Chii, Sumomo, etc.)
--
I'm not impressed by giant breasts.
I think they're a mess.
But I digress.
=+=
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www.lurkerdrome.com
>a) A hug and some sympathy?
>b) A good fucking?
>c) Both?
>d) Other?
e) booze.
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
ICQ: 339380091
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...
'\
_\______
/ HENTAI \========@
____|__________\_____
/ ___________________ \
\/ _===============_ \/
"-===============-"
I say to you sir, where the hell have you been?
--
All Purpose Cultural Randomness
http://www.angelfire.com/tx/apcr/index.html
>Hey, Rose Prescott!
>
>> You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
>
>Isn't that what public storage is for?
Time to change tha tagline. The old one's work is done.
Rose
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
>>From: "I Hate Spam" removet...@comcast.net
>>Date: 12/4/2003 6:59 PM Pacific Standard Time
>>Message-id: <TuKdnRCvBP1...@comcast.com>
>
><snip>
>
>>Lina: What?!?! You expect me to fuse with that?!
>>
>>Piccolo: How the hell do you expect to defeat Super Angel Buu? You're
>>Giga-Slave barely scratched him. You
>> need Rei's Lillith powers added to your own, understand?
>>
>>Lina: But...
>>
>>Piccolo: No buts! It's our only hope. Rei?
>>
>>Rei: I understand. I am ready Miss Inverse.
>>
>>Lina and Rei: Fusion!!!!
>>
>> A huge flash of light brighter than the Second Impact envelopes the
>>Lookout. Where there once stood two, there is now
>>one.
>>
>>Piccolo: I don't believe it! It actually worked! Who are you?
>>
>>Lina-Rei: I am Buu's destruction. Prepare yourself for the super
>>Giga-Impact Slave!!
>>
>
> Holy *crap* I'd pay to see that!
I'm just wondering what Lina-Rei's voice would sound like... Would she
speak like loud-Megumi or quiet-Megumi? ^_^
She'd speak like Bakabon.
The Zephyr
(Or maybe that one Pokemon...?)
Or the internal mudslinging within the PRI, threatening structural
reforms... Or the Mexican prez firmly inserting his foot in his mouth once
AGAIN...
> Actually, we have been somewhat more agreeable than usual lately -
> nobody's flamed anyone recently for saying they're willing to buy
> bootlegs, for example.
Oh, I can easily fix that if you want!
*starts thread about how Viz Video translations led to the "Psycho-Akane"
Ranma fanfic cliche in which the TokyoPop manga insists that Batman could
beat Pantyhose Tarou and Goku*
The Zephyr
(Running for the hills now.)
>"Lucky Devin" <devincom...@aol.comwstegate> wrote in message
>>
>> You took the words right out of my mouth. I've never seen a thread written
>> specifically about a female anime character getting boned, turn into an
>actual
>> debate of sorts.
>>
>> I like this newsgroup 10% more now.
>
>I say to you sir, where the hell have you been?
Well sir, I had to up and save money to purchase a new computer. This, after my
old one was just ravaged by a virus. Guess that's what I get for opening an
attachment given to me by a trusted friend...
A likely story. Or is it?
> a) A hug and some sympathy?
> b) A good fucking?
> c) Both?
> d) Other?
>
>
Not to be the subject of any threads here for awhile.
--
Daniel Rudy
Remove nospam, invalid, and 0123456789 to reply.
>"Lucky Devin" <devincom...@aol.comwstegate> wrote in message
>>
>> Well sir, I had to up and save money to purchase a new computer. This,
>after my
>> old one was just ravaged by a virus. Guess that's what I get for opening
>an
>> attachment given to me by a trusted friend...
>
>A likely story. Or is it?
>
It's no bullshit. I have an idea whom sent the original virus. Someone a friend
and I often have spats with on clublexus.com sent a virus to my buddy and the
virus spead itself by sending attachments to everyone in his address book. My
dumbass, thinking it was just an attachment of a picture opened it the rest is
history.
Not cool, man.
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Oh hey, ho...hello there!
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"It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down,
letting me down, letting me down."
*Live! From Castle Baron!
> It's no bullshit. I have an idea whom sent the original virus. Someone a friend
> and I often have spats with on clublexus.com sent a virus to my buddy and the
> virus spead itself by sending attachments to everyone in his address book. My
> dumbass, thinking it was just an attachment of a picture opened it the rest is
> history.
>
> Not cool, man.
Don't let it get you down. No matter how smart we are and how on top of
things we are, we are still human and periodically screw up. I know
fixing the damage is a pain, but it happens to the best. I consider
myself quite 'Net savvy, and I clicked on a downloadable game that
dumped a ton of spyware on my computer.
Here's hoping you got it fixed with minimal damage to your data.
>Hey, Lucky Devin!
I appreciate that, but instead of going through all the hassle (plus my
computer was getting slightly old anyhow) to clear everything up, I just
decided to get a new one ^_^
--
Oh hey, ho...hello there!
Devin Tregre - Ice Cold.
"It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down,
letting me down, letting me down."
*Live! From South Figaro!
> I appreciate that, but instead of going through all the hassle (plus my
> computer was getting slightly old anyhow) to clear everything up, I just
> decided to get a new one ^_^
Hmmm....what's the emoticon for "green with envy"?
Dobre utka,
Pete Holland Jr.
who got a new hard drive for his computer and didn't ghost it just to
get rid of all the crap programs and uninstall Outlook Express