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Romana Love
2003/09/12 13:32:222003/09/12
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Three
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three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughter’s room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?"
The daughter replied,
"Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter.
"Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied,
"Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter.
"Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied,
"Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughter’s room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?"
The daughter replied,
"Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter.
"Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The daughter replied,
"Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."
"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter.
"Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied,
"Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."
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Mizuno, MWE
2003/09/12 20:41:502003/09/12
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十三姉妹
13人の妹は結婚したかった。しかし彼女達の兄にはそんな力はなく,
全員と結婚などできなかった。無論新婚旅行に行く余力もなかった。
しかし13人全員が兄と一つ屋根の下にいた。
毎夜, 兄は眠る事ができなかった……
(以下, 面白くないので嘘翻訳終了)
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