tokyo clubs, gaspanic alternatives
crowbar
close encounters, but what are some good alternatives? i've been
living in kansai since january but im spending my last week in tokyo.
from my friends in kansai, i've heard gaspanic is just one venue in a
district of such clubs frequented by a demographic of females looking
for a new foreigner to sleep with every night. after a very lonely
adolescence i've recently adapted (for the most part) to the ritual of
meeting>emailing>dating>screwing but i'm yet to accomplish this in a
single night and this is my primary aspiration in tokyo (as shallow as
it is). because i dont have much time or money to find the best places
for this on my own, id like to hear suggestions from this group. metal
is my favorite music, techno/trance is tolerable and im an even lesser
fan of hip-hop but im a sheep and willing to follow the flock to where
my chances are greatest. if it helps to know, im a white, brown-haired
american from new york, fighting shyness, still fairly new to courting
girls. thank u
Brett Robson
There is a key on the left hand side of your keyboard with an arrow on it. You
can use it to get upper-case characters that are essential for writing correct,
and easily read English. Of course it's harder to type, but shows a degree of
respect for the people who expect to help you.
-
"Wherever you go, you carry a message of hope - a message that is ancient and
ever new. In the words of the prophet Isaiah, 'To the captives, come out, and to
those in darkness, be free."' Bush II exhorting his soldiers on their Crusades.
"light the darkness of the entire world" Kita Ikki
Mat salleh
"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>
> There is a key on the left hand side of your keyboard with an arrow on it.
You
> can use it to get upper-case characters that are essential for writing
correct,
> and easily read English. Of course it's harder to type, but shows a degree
of
> respect for the people who expect to help you.
>
>
How do you expect to get laid if you can't even get your letters up?
Bryan Parker
>im a sheep and willing to follow the flock to where
>my chances are greatest.
Your greatest chances of getting laid are in
Kawasaki. Look up Brett Robson. He's *always* on
the lookout for wooly bumchums.
--
Bryan
gaijenerous -
adjective: more than adequate (Example: "A slab of
gaijenerous proportion")
adjective: willing to give and share unstintingly
(Example: "A gaijenerous ejaculation")
adjective: not petty in character and mind (Example:
"Unusually gaijenerous in his judgment of people")
Brett Robson
>
>skinn...@rcn.com (crowbar) said:
>
>>im a sheep and willing to follow the flock to where
>>my chances are greatest.
>
>Your greatest chances of getting laid are in
>Kawasaki. Look up Brett Robson. He's *always* on
>the lookout for wooly bumchums.
>
You got your interweb connection working again? Looks like I'll have to break it
again.
Michael Cash
with:
>skinn...@rcn.com (crowbar) said:
>
>>im a sheep and willing to follow the flock to where
>>my chances are greatest.
>
>Your greatest chances of getting laid are in
>Kawasaki. Look up Brett Robson. He's *always* on
>the lookout for wooly bumchums.
I thought I already explained to you that Brett is allergic to wool.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
Ed
get laid in ten minutes? If you get lost, all you have to do is tell the
guy standing out front of any snack bar "boku no chinko wa chisai" and he'll
help you out. It helps if you speak loudly because those guys have a hard
time understanding foreign accents.
MatthewOutland
> How do you expect to get laid if you can't even get your letters up?
He wants to give and not receive I guess
Bryan Parker
>On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 15:00:20 +0900, Bryan Parker
><puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>with:
>
>>skinn...@rcn.com (crowbar) said:
>>
>>>im a sheep and willing to follow the flock to where
>>>my chances are greatest.
>>
>>Your greatest chances of getting laid are in
>>Kawasaki. Look up Brett Robson. He's *always* on
>>the lookout for wooly bumchums.
>
>I thought I already explained to you that Brett is allergic to wool.
The swelling and redness that Brett experiences
when he gets close to his fleecy fanny friends is
*NOT* because of an allergy, Mike.
crowbar
would be a lot funnier it wasn't studying japanese, but ur grammar is
a little off. it should be "boku no chinko ga chisai". thanks for the
help
crowbar
> There is a key on the left hand side of your keyboard with an arrow on it. You
> can use it to get upper-case characters that are essential for writing correct,
> and easily read English. Of course it's harder to type, but shows a degree of
> respect for the people who expect to help you.
thanks for the tip, but something tells me u wouldn't have helped me
no matter how polite i was or how much i adhered to orthodox
linguistic standards.
crowbar
> How do you expect to get laid if you can't even get your letters up?
and where did i say i had trouble getting laid. sorry for my
"disrepectful" disgard of capitalization. thanks for the help everyone
Kevin Gowen
Well, from now on just be sure to use flawless English. You want to show
respect for the people who expect to help you [sic], right?
--
Kevin Gowen
"If it were before me today I would vote against it, because it doesn't
have environmental or labor standards in it."
- Sen. John Kerry, explaining to the AFL-CIO how he would vote on the
North American Free Trade Agreement. Senator Kerry voted to ratify
NAFTA in 1993.
Declan Murphy
> "Mat salleh" <alohac...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<3f309...@news.tm.net.my>...
>
>>How do you expect to get laid if you can't even get your letters up?
>
With all due respect, well not that much to be honest, the very fact
that you felt the need to even post your original message here tends to
SCREAM that you have trouble getting laid.
To make it worse, you then followed it up with
"meeting>emailing>dating>screwing but i'm yet to accomplish this in a
single night". For crissakes - how can any foreign male in this country
fail to accomplish this in a single night unless they do have serious
inadequacies and "trouble getting laid". Just skip the emailing and
dating bit. Whats the problem? You got two heads or something?
And for the last time, learn some bloody punctuation.
--
"As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying
to kill me. They do not feel any enmity against me as an individual, nor
I against them. They are "only doing their duty", as the saying goes.
Most of them, I have no doubt, are kind-hearted law-abiding men who
would never dream of committing murder in private life. On the other
hand, if one of them succeeds in blowing me to pieces with a well-placed
bomb, he will never sleep any the worse for it. He is serving his
country, which has the power to absolve him from evil" - George Orwell,
England Your England, 1941
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>"Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message news:<bgr0mt$61j$1...@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
Why?
Bryan Parker
>On 7 Aug 2003 06:21:02 -0700, skinn...@rcn.com (crowbar) belched
>the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>>"boku no chinko ga chisai".
>
>Why?
Maybe he's taking estrogen.
Ed
"crowbar" <skinn...@rcn.com> wrote in message
news:18ea3f7c.03080...@posting.google.com...
So you wanna get laid in a night? You are quite literally looking in all the
wrong places. The same girls that frequent establishments like gaspanic are
the same girls that frequent parks, zoos, and train stations. The only
difference is location. To make matters worse, gaspanic is probably filled
to overflowing with guys just like you who are looking to get laid. It's
obviously possible to get laid in a single night at gaspanic, but your
competition makes the task even harder. What you should have asked us is
"what kind of girl will put out to a guy she just met?". Or in other words,
how can you tell a skanky Japanese slut from a Japanese lady?
Personally, I don't know. I'm a guy, thus by definition a moron when it
comes to classifying females.
Curt Fischer
> So you wanna get laid in a night? You are quite literally looking in all the
> wrong places. The same girls that frequent establishments like gaspanic are
> the same girls that frequent parks, zoos, and train stations. The only
> difference is location. To make matters worse, gaspanic is probably filled
> to overflowing with guys just like you who are looking to get laid. It's
> obviously possible to get laid in a single night at gaspanic, but your
> competition makes the task even harder. What you should have asked us is
> "what kind of girl will put out to a guy she just met?". Or in other words,
> how can you tell a skanky Japanese slut from a Japanese lady?
What that is the "advantage" of Gaspanic. You can be sure that everyone
there, while perhaps not Japanese, is certainly not a "lady".
--
Curt Fischer
Jim
>
> "what kind of girl will put out to a guy she just met?". Or in other words,
> how can you tell a skanky Japanese slut from a Japanese lady?
>
This sounds like a variation of the old joke:
Q. How can you tell if your roommate is a faeggot?
A. If his dick tastes like shit.
-Jim
Ed
"Curt Fischer" <cr...@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
news:3F32CAFD...@po.cwru.edu...
Skanky Japanese sluts are most often found sitting at home daydreaming about
being whisked off her feet by door-to-door insurance salesmen, while also
dreading the inevitable return of her husband from a hard day at work so he
can ignore her unspoken dream to be thought of as maddeningly desireable. In
truth, she finds his passionless bi-annual attempts at maintaining some sort
of sex life anti-climactic compared to her desires. The only reason she
isn't at gaspanic (or other similar places) is that she doesn't think she's
the kind of woman that she is. Unfortunately for her, this is also the
reason why her husband's passions for her are so subdued.
Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a night
of flirtatious fun, others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the suburbs
where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo that
kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can a
guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to be
cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to ease
the lines of communication.
Housewives are the answer. Young unmarried girls are often filled with
preconceptions that not even Beckham could adequately cover. Older unmarried
girls are either searching for a mythical somebody that will make her
impossible young girl dreams of romance a reality, or have simply given up
on their dreams and are hankering to marry anybody who makes enough money so
she can quit her deadend job. A housewife, on the other hand, has met
reality face-to-face, thus her expectations of an acceptable romantical
interlude have been lowered far enough to where mortal man has a real chance
at meeting them.
Curt Fischer
Ed wrote:
>
> "Curt Fischer" <cr...@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
> news:3F32CAFD...@po.cwru.edu...
[Gaspanic]
> Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a night
> of flirtatious fun,
There is not much fun about Gaspanic. At least not on the one night I
ever went there. People who just want to have fun have much nicer
places to go.
> others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
> who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the suburbs
> where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
> castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo that
> kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can a
> guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to be
> cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to ease
> the lines of communication.
I think that in theory either of these latter types will easily be
converted to the single-night score.
> Housewives are the answer. Young unmarried girls are often filled with
> preconceptions that not even Beckham could adequately cover. Older unmarried
> girls are either searching for a mythical somebody that will make her
> impossible young girl dreams of romance a reality, or have simply given up
> on their dreams and are hankering to marry anybody who makes enough money so
> she can quit her deadend job. A housewife, on the other hand, has met
> reality face-to-face, thus her expectations of an acceptable romantical
> interlude have been lowered far enough to where mortal man has a real chance
> at meeting them.
This is a good strategy I suppose. But where to meet these housewives?
Pretend to be a door-to-door insurance salesman?
--
Curt Fischer
Jim
>
>
> This is a good strategy I suppose. But where to meet these housewives?
> Pretend to be a door-to-door insurance salesman?
>
Eikaiwa.
-Jim
Brett Robson
>
>"Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message
>news:<bgr0mt$61j$1...@cobalt01.janis.or.jp>...
>> Have you considered going to one of those places where you can walk in and
>> get laid in ten minutes? If you get lost, all you have to do is tell the
>> guy standing out front of any snack bar "boku no chinko wa chisai" and he'll
>> help you out. It helps if you speak loudly because those guys have a hard
>> time understanding foreign accents.
>
>would be a lot funnier it wasn't studying japanese, but ur grammar is
>a little off.
LOL. dO U aDHear 2 "orthodox linguistic standards" 'n jappoNEs3?
> it should be "boku no chinko ga chisai". thanks for the help
In your next textbook they will cover wa in more detail.
Brett Robson
Wowyouaresoavantegardewhatanindedpendentthinkeryouare.
ActuallyIstoppedreadingafteraboutthe3rdlinebecauseit
wasmakingmyheadhurtIhavetoreadPerlforalivingandtryin
gtodecipheryourshitistoomucheffort.
Please tell me you are not an English teacher.
Bryan Parker
>What that is the "advantage" of Gaspanic.
The nice greeting you get at the door? It's been a
few years so I don't know if they still give the
same speech or not, but it went something like
this.
Gas - You guys ever been here before?
Us - No.
Gas - Well let me tell you a little about
Gaspanic. If you're not drinking, you're leaving.
That is, if you don't have a drink you must either
order one, or get out. If a fight breaks out,
stand back and let *us* take care of it.....
That's where my friends and I started laughing so
hard that we couldn't hear the rest. StickBoy the
doorman/scary bouncer couldn't have been half the
size/weight of any one of us. I guess that sounds
arrogant. One guy is a professional wrestler and
the other a pro shoot fighter (Pride).
If you tip at Gaspanic (nobody else does), you'll
get a bigger glasses and less water in your
drinks.
For a good place to try and get laid in Roppongi,
I suggest Acaraje Tropicana. Go early for dinner.
Stay late for girls from all over the world. Stay
really late for hostesses from all over the world.
From the subway Roppongi station, exit through
exit A2. If you are coming from the Ebisu/Hiroo
direction, use the stair case at the far back of
the train. When you exit from A2, walk straight
down the road. You will pass a McDonald's on your
right, and shortly after, cross a large
intersection. (TV Asahi & Roppongi Dori) Cross
this intersection and turn right. Acaraje is
located in the basement of Edge Bldg., 2 buildings
from the corner of this intersection.
Acaraje Tropicana
Edge Bldg. B1
1-1-1 Nishi-Azabu
Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-0031
Phone & Fax : 03-3479-4690
Brett Robson
>
>crowbar wrote:
>>> There is a key on the left hand side of your keyboard with an arrow
>>> on it. You can use it to get upper-case characters that are
>>> essential for writing correct, and easily read English. Of course
>>> it's harder to type, but shows a degree of respect for the people
>>> who expect to help you.
>>
>>
>> thanks for the tip, but something tells me u wouldn't have helped me
>> no matter how polite i was or how much i adhered to orthodox
>> linguistic standards.
>
>Well, from now on just be sure to use flawless English. You want to show
>respect for the people who expect to help you [sic], right?
Very good Kevin. You've realized when you try to intellectualize you just get
your arse kicked by people with far greater knowledge than you (perhaps you
should stop reading Sharpio and Coulter, you don't learn anything from them,
they just make you stupid). Much better to go back to your old, tried and true
pedantry. Try to include an archaic word next time, that gives a nice faux
intellectual tone to your posts. Bonus points if you can pretend you've read an
authoritive text by cutting and pasting something you found on google.
>Kevin Gowen
>"If it were before me today I would vote against it, because it doesn't
>have environmental or labor standards in it."
Where are you going to live when Florida disappears from global warming?
Ed
>
>
> Ed wrote:
> >
> > "Curt Fischer" <cr...@po.cwru.edu> wrote in message
> > news:3F32CAFD...@po.cwru.edu...
>
> [Gaspanic]
>
> > Now what about the girls that do go to gaspanic? Some go there for a
night
> > of flirtatious fun,
>
> There is not much fun about Gaspanic. At least not on the one night I
> ever went there. People who just want to have fun have much nicer
> places to go.
I've never been there.
> > others go there to meet a possible future gaigin husband
> > who will carry her in his arms back to his sepponian house in the
suburbs
> > where she will quickly fatten up and run her house like a Lord in her
> > castle, and others go there because they want to have sex with a gringo
that
> > kinda sorta looks like Beckham if you turn the lights down low. How can
a
> > guy tell the difference? They're all wearing sexy clothes and willing to
be
> > cajoled into conversation that requires a bit of fondling in order to
ease
> > the lines of communication.
>
> I think that in theory either of these latter types will easily be
> converted to the single-night score.
Any type can be converted to the single-night score. Percentage wise, some
types are better than others. The gold hunting Japanese empress type will
allow herself to be seduced if she thinks that allowing the seduction will
better her chances at ending up living on Maple drive and bitching at the
pool maintenance dude while her husband is working overtime at the office.
But a single night score on the she-tiger? The percentages are in low single
digit territory.
Much easier are the "I wanna fuck Beckham" types. The problem is that you
look as much like Beckham as I do. Especially if we both put braids in our
hair. Hell, if Michael put braids in his hair, we could have a Beckham
themed foursome!
> > Housewives are the answer. Young unmarried girls are often filled with
> > preconceptions that not even Beckham could adequately cover. Older
unmarried
> > girls are either searching for a mythical somebody that will make her
> > impossible young girl dreams of romance a reality, or have simply given
up
> > on their dreams and are hankering to marry anybody who makes enough
money so
> > she can quit her deadend job. A housewife, on the other hand, has met
> > reality face-to-face, thus her expectations of an acceptable romantical
> > interlude have been lowered far enough to where mortal man has a real
chance
> > at meeting them.
>
> This is a good strategy I suppose. But where to meet these housewives?
> Pretend to be a door-to-door insurance salesman?
You're kidding, right? They are everywhere.
Ed
"Bryan Parker" <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:sq16jv8n823nm5ngq...@4ax.com...
Sounds like Little Manila here in Nagano. The girls who run the place are
ex-hostesses from the Phillipines who turned out to be damned good cooks.
Once the girls from neighboring hostess clubs finish with their jobs, they
go to little Manila in order to sample some honest Phillipine cuisine. By
the time they get there, they are definitely having fun on their own time.
I always enjoy recalling the time my friends and I (a bunch of stinky hairy
gaigin) were entertaining twice our number in Filipino beauties when a
couple of salarymen came in to sample the hospitality. They got angry when
they saw that a bunch of gaigin were surrounded by girls and nobody was
sitting with them.
I wish I could have understood what the girls told the two salarymen what
they could do with their unlit cigarettes. I don't think it was very
complimentary.
rose
Ed wrote:
>
> Have you considered going to one of those places where you can walk in and
> get laid in ten minutes?
This is not really "laid" but you will get the same result. (^^;
http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/queer.html
# is this message posted ?
□■ <:３ ）～
■楽猫 <:３ ）～
Dave Fossett
> This is not really "laid" but you will get the same result. (^^;
> http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/queer.html
I don't think that was quite the sort of thing the original poster was
looking for.
--
Dave Fossett
Saitama, Japan
Ed
"rose" <newsr...@yahoo.co.jp> wrote in message
news:3F331F07...@yahoo.co.jp...
Bryan Parker
Bryan Parker
>How do you think I met Bryan?
You didn't know it was me until I slabbed you
across the face.
Bryan Parker
Funny, Michael and I were just talking about that
this evening. Dunno what he's gonna do with that
melon of his, but I'm getting corn rows (and a
gat). So, I'll be the 4th leg in the event if you
don't mind. Of course I'll be bringing along the
3rd leg.
Emcee M.C. OTH, he's getting two brand new
pimpmobiles this weekend. *Bow down!*
Curt Fischer
Bryan Parker wrote:
>
> Curt Fischer <cr...@po.cwru.edu> said:
>
> >What that is the "advantage" of Gaspanic.
>
> The nice greeting you get at the door? It's been a
> few years so I don't know if they still give the
> same speech or not, but it went something like
> this.
>
> Gas - You guys ever been here before?
> Us - No.
> Gas - Well let me tell you a little about
> Gaspanic. If you're not drinking, you're leaving.
> That is, if you don't have a drink you must either
> order one, or get out. If a fight breaks out,
> stand back and let *us* take care of it.....
I forget if I got the speech or not. The drink rule was in force
though. The dudes would grab any glass laying around half empty. And
then my drink was gone, and I had no glass, so there I went, having to
buy another one...On my night in Gaspanic I was fresh off the boat, with
less than two weeks in Japan under my belt. Zero Japanese ability. I
met several girls of, ummm, interesting character...if these chicks
where talking to me I bet even the OP has hope in Gaspanic.
> For a good place to try and get laid in Roppongi,
> I suggest Acaraje Tropicana. Go early for dinner.
> Stay late for girls from all over the world. Stay
> really late for hostesses from all over the world.
What? International girls? The OP said he was a shy social misfit (and
have you read his posts?). He needs to steer clear of babes that aren't
automatically impressed by his English ability.
--
Curt Fischer
Bryan Parker
Congratulations on the promotion.
>Sounds like Little Manila here in Nagano. The girls who run the place are
>ex-hostesses from the Phillipines who turned out to be damned good cooks.
>Once the girls from neighboring hostess clubs finish with their jobs, they
>go to little Manila in order to sample some honest Phillipine cuisine. By
>the time they get there, they are definitely having fun on their own time.
There's a place just like that right down the
street from Brett's place that I like go to when I
get in the mood for chicken adobo and lumpia at 2
or 3 or 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning.
(Fuck ewe LambMan! I'm not telling ewe where it's
at.)
Bryan Parker
Ya know what's really scary, Curt? After writing
about how terrible that meat market is this
afternoon, I got a serious e-mail request to
escort a small group of (slightly hairy?) gaijin
there tomorrow night after work.
I'm gonna do it.
They've been warned about how bad it's gonna suck
but they still wanna go. The "1 Drink Maximum"
policy will be in full effect.
Michael Cash
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>This is a good strategy I suppose. But where to meet these housewives?
>Pretend to be a door-to-door insurance salesman?
Eikaiwa, doooooooood!!!!!!
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>"Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov> said:
That's why I'll be the one up front with my finger on the trigger of a
Mossberg pump. You, having prior experience, get to re-grow your
Oklahoma mudflap so as to be prepared to be right there with a 9 in
the air and braids in your hair.
>but I'm getting corn rows (and a
>gat). So, I'll be the 4th leg in the event if you
>don't mind. Of course I'll be bringing along the
>3rd leg.
>
>Emcee M.C. OTH, he's getting two brand new
>pimpmobiles this weekend. *Bow down!*
You should see my shiny new 2003 Mitsubishi Fuso beyotch-magnet[tm].
It rawks, to put it mildly.
John W.
>
> Sounds like Little Manila here in Nagano. T
There used to be a small Itallian restaurant in Himeji that was popular
with hostesses after work. Unfortunately it was also popular with their
male friends. The owner (one man show) had learned to cook while a
student in San Francisco. On one of the only late nights I went there as
soon as I walked in a large mafia looking Japanese guy yelled to the
cook, 'Hey, can gaigin be here?' (In Japanese, of course). The cook said
it was no problem, and made me some excellent pasta.
One of my favorite things in Himeji was my morning walk, always around 6
am or so (I'm a morning person). There was a group of Brazillian
hostesses that was out getting exercise at that same time nearly every
morning. Quite nice to see them in their exercise clothes (or lack
thereof), rollerblading around.
John W.
Drew Hamilton
>IhavetoreadPerlforalivingandtryin
>gtodecipheryourshitistoomucheffort.
Jeez, if someone who reads Perl for a living can't even understand you, then
you know you've got to make some changes.
- awh
Ed
> "Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov> said:
>
> >How do you think I met Bryan?
>
> You didn't know it was me until I slabbed you
> across the face.
The dog tags helped.
rose
Bryan Parker wrote:
>
> I see you've reinstalled your OS. Welcome back
> Rose!
のんのん。Multipostです～。たはは。。(´▽｀;)
□■ <:３ ）～
■楽猫 <:３ ）～
crowbar
> With all due respect, well not that much to be honest, the very fact
> that you felt the need to even post your original message here tends to
> SCREAM that you have trouble getting laid.
>
> To make it worse, you then followed it up with
> "meeting>emailing>dating>screwing but i'm yet to accomplish this in a
> single night". For crissakes - how can any foreign male in this country
> fail to accomplish this in a single night unless they do have serious
> inadequacies and "trouble getting laid". Just skip the emailing and
> dating bit. Whats the problem? You got two heads or something?
>
> And for the last time, learn some bloody punctuation.
ur inference is wrong, my good sir. how can i explain? despite my
purported
disrespect on this board, my previous difficulties scoring a one-night
stand
were owing to my tendency of respecting girls all too much (and in all
fairness my timid character has contributed its own problems). while
i've
been having sex on a semi-regular basis (if any doubt remains), my
inability
to simply 'cut out' the emailing>dating segment of the aforementioned
sequence was largely due to my aversion to/fear of treating girls like
sluts
or coming off like a sex-obsessed animal. but my simmering jealousy of
men
like u have pushed me to attempt to understand girls better and try to
overcome these negative associations. its only been fairly recently
that
i've discovered girls respond rather positively to a measured amount
of
disrespect, teasing and/or belittling. i have not learned to enjoy it
but at
least i have learned to ignore the complications.
honestly, however immature my original post may have been (with lazy
composition and all), you should really reread the original reply and
maybe u will discover what a profoundly immature prick the author
sounded like.
crowbar
> ActuallyIstoppedreadingafteraboutthe3rdlinebecauseit
> wasmakingmyheadhurtIhavetoreadPerlforalivingandtryin
> gtodecipheryourshitistoomucheffort.
>
> Please tell me you are not an English teacher.
i will be studying perl this upcoming semester, so i can not comment.
but my
time programming in scheme and lisp (for what reason, u must ask my
professors) has given me my fair share of migraines. so ur alleged
difficulty reading my messages strikes me as a little exaggerated.
honestly, i have never gotten so much crap over my poor composition
habits.
perhaps a little too much AIM, online gaming and text messaging -
where
things like capitals and proper punctuation are largely discretionary
- have
led to some extremely lazy pinkies. i thought spell checking would
have been
enough for this breed of newsgroup, but how wrong i was. that is, if
there
was ever any real intention to answer my question of notable gaspanic
alternatives. whatever. but rest assured, if i receive another such
backlash from another source regarding my verbal ejaculation, i will
indeed start training these tiny, under-worked digits.
crowbar
> >would be a lot funnier it wasn't studying japanese, but ur grammar is
>
> Why?
original phrase was correct but it is a little unnatural among most
groups of japanese. according to my textbook:
---
to describe somebody who has long hair, one could say: tom san no kami
ha
nakai desu.
but in fact it would be far more natural in japanese to say: tom san
ha kami
ga nakai desu.
this applies not only to discussion of the length of one's hair, but
to
descriptions of a person's physical attributes in general: X san ha
{me, mimi, te, ashi,..} ga {ooki, chisai, kawaii,...}
---
of course, if this does not apply when discussing ones own physical
attributes, my book failed to resolve this ambiguity
crowbar
> LOL. dO U aDHear 2 "orthodox linguistic standards" 'n jappoNEs3?
>
>
wow, look what i started, a fecal exchange. yeah, i got the sarcasm
crowbar
> There is a key on the left hand side of your keyboard with an arrow on it. You
> can use it to get upper-case characters that are essential for writing correct,
> and easily read English. Of course it's harder to type, but shows a degree of
> respect for the people who expect to help you.
my maiden voyage into tokyo and gaspanic happened to be rather enjoyable.
i've met some friends who are happy to show me around and share a good time.
so in the unlikely event that i am ever to post here again, for whatever
agitation it may bring u, i will be sure to continue typing in all lower
case. OR PERHAPS ALL CAPS. oR wOrSe yEt, sCrAMbLeD cApS.
orevenworseyet,asbeensuggested,whaticall'shoestringtext'. with that said, i
fully extract myself from ur usenet clubhouse. good day
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>> Wowyouaresoavantegardewhatanindedpendentthinkeryouare.
You're going from bad to worse, which is amazing considering how bad
you were to begin with.
Fix your line lengths, would you? That's even more annoying than your
inability to find the shift key.
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<ukl4jvk8aaffdsv47...@4ax.com>...
You seemed to be correcting him over his wa/ga usage. But since you
failed to address that in your answer to my question, I suppose that
was not the case after all.
Rindler Sigurd
> i've met some friends who are happy to show me around and share a good
time.
> so in the unlikely event that i am ever to post here again, for whatever
> agitation it may bring u, i will be sure to continue typing in all lower
> case. OR PERHAPS ALL CAPS. oR wOrSe yEt, sCrAMbLeD cApS.
> orevenworseyet,asbeensuggested,whaticall'shoestringtext'. with that said,
i
> fully extract myself from ur usenet clubhouse. good day
Just in case... if u might have the urge to read again: did u get laid at
gaspanic, or did u need to to pay 4 ur fun???
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Kevin Gowen
> while
> i've
> been having sex on a semi-regular basis (if any doubt remains), my
> inability
> to simply 'cut out' the emailing>dating segment of the aforementioned
> sequence was largely due to my aversion to/fear of treating girls like
> sluts
No need to treat women as sluts. They will act as sluts with no effort from
you.
--
Kevin Gowen
"If it were before me today I would vote against it, because it doesn't
have environmental or labor standards in it."
- Sen. John Kerry, explaining to the AFL-CIO how he would vote on the
North American Free Trade Agreement. Senator Kerry voted to ratify
NAFTA in 1993.
Drew Hamilton
>Just in case... if u might have the urge to read again: did u get laid at
>gaspanic, or did u need to to pay 4 ur fun???
Oh, I'm sure both.
- awh
John W.
in different ways.
John W.
Ed
"crowbar" <skinn...@rcn.com> wrote in message
news:18ea3f7c.03080...@posting.google.com...
> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:<ukl4jvk8aaffdsv47...@4ax.com>...
> > >would be a lot funnier it wasn't studying japanese, but ur grammar is
> > >a little off. it should be "boku no chinko ga chisai".
> >
> > Why?
>
>
> original phrase was correct but it is a little unnatural among most
> groups of japanese. according to my textbook:
I'm sure your textbook is all about bein' natural is all I'm sayin'.
> to describe somebody who has long hair, one could say: tom san no kami
> ha
> nakai desu
>
> but in fact it would be far more natural in japanese to say: tom san
> ha kami
> ga nakai desu.
>
> this applies not only to discussion of the length of one's hair, but
> to
> descriptions of a person's physical attributes in general: X san ha
> {me, mimi, te, ashi,..} ga {ooki, chisai, kawaii,...}
Can a teapot be both short and stout?