Mike, be glad you don't pay taxes here
Kevin Gowen
The House handed a narrow defeat Thursday to conservatives who wanted to
forbid the National Institutes of Health from giving grants to researchers
conducting four sexual research projects, including studies of older men and
of San Francisco's Asian prostitutes and masseuses.
[...]
According to Toomey's office, the grants and their estimated cost next year
are:
- Mood arousal and sexual risk taking, $237,000, conducted by the Kinsey
Institute at Indiana University in Bloomington, Ind.
- Sexual habits of older men, $69,000, at New England Research Institutes
Inc. in Watertown, Mass.
- Drug use and HIV-related behavior by San Francisco's Asian
prostitutes/masseuses, $641,000, University of California-San Francisco's
Department of Medicine.
- American Indian and Alaskan Native lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered
and "two-spirited individuals,'' $500,000, University of Washington in
Seattle.
I seem to recall a part of the Federalist Papers calling for the creation of
a federal agency to study gay Eskimos and Oriental whores.
--
Kevin Gowen
"It hurts when my 8-year-old daughter wants to go to the movies or even have
a meal at McDonald's and I have to say, 'No, Mommy can't afford it.' If I
had gotten a tax cut, I would spend it on the mountain of bills that face
me. Like millions of other working people, I would have put that money right
back into the economy."
- Margaret Gaffin, who does not understand that to be eligible for a tax
cut, one must pay taxes
Michael Cash
<kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-2894290,00.html
>
>The House handed a narrow defeat Thursday to conservatives who wanted to
>forbid the National Institutes of Health from giving grants to researchers
>conducting four sexual research projects, including studies of older men and
>of San Francisco's Asian prostitutes and masseuses.
>[...]
>According to Toomey's office, the grants and their estimated cost next year
>are:
>- Mood arousal and sexual risk taking, $237,000, conducted by the Kinsey
>Institute at Indiana University in Bloomington, Ind.
You have to also take into account that in Bloomington, Indiana
"sexual risk taking" means humping farm animals in view of the road
instead of inside the barn.
>
>- Sexual habits of older men, $69,000, at New England Research Institutes
>Inc. in Watertown, Mass.
Back off, jack! I approve of this one. Every time the sun comes up I'm
one day closer to joining those old bastards. I'd like to know what I
have to look forward to (or dread, such as the case may be).
>
>- Drug use and HIV-related behavior by San Francisco's Asian
>prostitutes/masseuses, $641,000, University of California-San Francisco's
>Department of Medicine.
Wanna guess why it costs so much?
>
>- American Indian and Alaskan Native lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered
>and "two-spirited individuals,'' $500,000, University of Washington in
>Seattle.
Does the Bureau of Indian Affairs pay for sex change operations for
these people?
>
>
>I seem to recall a part of the Federalist Papers calling for the creation of
>a federal agency to study gay Eskimos and Oriental whores.
It's in the Constitution somewhere. It must be, otherwise surely the
federal government wouldn't be spending money on it.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
Kevin Gowen
> On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 20:06:11 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
> <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
>
>> http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-2894290,00.html
>>
>> The House handed a narrow defeat Thursday to conservatives who
>> wanted to forbid the National Institutes of Health from giving
>> grants to researchers conducting four sexual research projects,
>> including studies of older men and of San Francisco's Asian
>> prostitutes and masseuses. [...]
>> According to Toomey's office, the grants and their estimated cost
>> next year are:
>> - Mood arousal and sexual risk taking, $237,000, conducted by the
>> Kinsey Institute at Indiana University in Bloomington, Ind.
>
> You have to also take into account that in Bloomington, Indiana
> "sexual risk taking" means humping farm animals in view of the road
> instead of inside the barn.
I thought that was Austria.
>> - Sexual habits of older men, $69,000, at New England Research
>> Institutes Inc. in Watertown, Mass.
>
> Back off, jack! I approve of this one. Every time the sun comes up I'm
> one day closer to joining those old bastards. I'd like to know what I
> have to look forward to (or dread, such as the case may be).
Dread? Could things get any worse?
>> - Drug use and HIV-related behavior by San Francisco's Asian
>> prostitutes/masseuses, $641,000, University of California-San
>> Francisco's Department of Medicine.
>
> Wanna guess why it costs so much?
No clue. The closest I let myself get to Sodom Francisco is Noodle-Roni.
Don't want to run into Arie L. Bleicher.
>> - American Indian and Alaskan Native lesbian, gay, bisexual,
>> transgendered and "two-spirited individuals,'' $500,000, University
>> of Washington in Seattle.
>
> Does the Bureau of Indian Affairs pay for sex change operations for
> these people?
I want to know what the hell a two-spirited individual is. Does that mean a
person who goes into the smoke lodge on a vision quest and is confronted by
the spirit of a bear *and* an eagle?
>> I seem to recall a part of the Federalist Papers calling for the
>> creation of a federal agency to study gay Eskimos and Oriental
>> whores.
>
> It's in the Constitution somewhere. It must be, otherwise surely the
> federal government wouldn't be spending money on it.
The Eskimo Lesbian Clause was the main subject of the final exam in Con Law.
--
Kevin Gowen
"The constant loss of U.S. soldiers in Iraq--after the war is "won"--is
a tragedy. However, if this is what it takes to retire the Bush
administration at the next election, the sacrifice is justified."
- Arie L. Bleicher of Mill Valley, California, expressing leftist
respect for human life
Ed
"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:aqkugv8ik9s9a5c3v...@4ax.com...
> Back off, jack! I approve of this one. Every time the sun comes up I'm
> one day closer to joining those old bastards. I'd like to know what I
> have to look forward to (or dread, such as the case may be).
As your senior by a few years, I feel that I can safely forecast the sex
(har!) life of your golden years.
You might notice that you have already undergone extensive sex drive therapy
by being married to a Japanese woman. Extensive testing in the field of
sensory deprivation have provided Japanese wives with a comprehensive
understanding of the male sex drive, and they have concluded that the
unfortunate side effects of the male sex drive can only be treated using a
self-induced repetitive manual organ pressure treatment program.