He raised the bar for FAPPING
Kevin Gowen
--
Kevin Gowen
"The US economy accounts for about one-third of global GDP-greater than the
next four countries combined (Japan, Germany, the United Kingdom and
France)."
- "Advancing the National Interest: Australia's Foreign and Trade Policy
White Paper", Australian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade
Darrien
> http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0706flagellation.html
>
From the article:
[begin]
Neighbors say the man was generally
quiet, but occasionally weird sounds
would emanate from his apartment.
"You'd hear an 'Ouch!'" one neighbor
tells Gatsun! "followed shortly after by
'Oh, but it feels so good.'"
[end]
Are Japanese walls typically this thin?
Declan Murphy
Mine are. If there is nothing on TV, just lie back and take in a soap opera.
--
"Forget Spanish. There's nothing in that language worth reading except
Don Quixote, and a quick listen to the CD of Man of La Mancha will take
care of that. Who speaks it that you are really desperate to talk to?
The help? Your leaf blower? Study French or German, where there are at
least a few books worth reading, or if you're American, try English."
Dame Edna Everage
"If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up,"
Barry Humphries
Kevin Gowen
I presume that you have never been in what passes for an apartment in Japan.
The walls of mine were so thin that I hear the conversations of my next door
neighbors even if they were talking at normal conversational volumes. I am
far from strong (I once ran away from a chick that was dyed pink for
Easter), but I could have very well punched a hole through the common wall.
Ceilings and floors were thin, too. My neighbor's bedroom was right above
mine and every night I was lulled to sleep by the sounds of their fighting
or fucking (sometimes both).
Ed
Brett Robson
>
>Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>
He is training very hardly.
---
"he [John Ashcroft] deliberately left Jesus out of office prayers to avoid
offending non-Christians." - Ben Shapiro 27/2/2003
Ed
"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
> >
> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
> >
>
> He is training very hardly.
Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
hardly.
I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are properly
sharpened.
Michael Cash
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
SLAB down to a toothpick.
--
Michael Cash
"There was a time, Mr. Cash, when I believed you must be the most useless
thing in the world. But that was before I read a Microsoft help file."
Prof. Ernest T. Bass
Mount Pilot College
Bryan Parker
>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov>
>belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>>
>>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>> >
>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>>> >
>>>
>>> He is training very hardly.
>>
>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>hardly.
>>
>>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are properly
>>sharpened.
>
>Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
>SLAB down to a toothpick.
My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
bunghole get a little tighter by now?
--
Bryan
gaijenerous -
adjective: more than adequate (Example: "A slab of
gaijenerous proportion")
adjective: willing to give and share unstintingly
(Example: "A gaijenerous ejaculation")
adjective: not petty in character and mind (Example:
"Unusually gaijenerous in his judgment of people")
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
>>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov>
>>belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>>>
>>>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>>>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
>>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>>> >
>>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> He is training very hardly.
>>>
>>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>>hardly.
>>>
>>>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are properly
>>>sharpened.
>>
>>Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
>>SLAB down to a toothpick.
>
>My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
>lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
>over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
>broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
>effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
>now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
>bunghole get a little tighter by now?
That's because you're still sticking them in skinny-end first,
dumbass. What the fuck am I? Dr. Ruth? I don't mind teaching you all
this shit, but do try to remember a little bit from one lesson to the
next. And maybe, God forbid, even try to STUDY A LITTLE IN BETWEEN!!!
Could ya do that? Huh? Jesus H. goddamned Christ, sex with you is like
teaching eikaiwa.
Ed
"Bryan Parker" <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mrnlgvkjf1nuon04u...@4ax.com...
> Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
>
> >On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" <gwb...@whitehouse.gov>
> >belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >
> >>
> >>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
> >>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
> >>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
> >>> >
> >>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>> He is training very hardly.
> >>
> >>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training
very
> >>hardly.
> >>
> >>I think we need to get Eric involved to make sure his knives are
properly
> >>sharpened.
> >
> >Bryan doesn't need knives. His hands alone have already whittled the
> >SLAB down to a toothpick.
>
> My calloused hands, and your open sore covered
> lips have taken their toll on the PHAT GAIGIN SLAB
> over the years, Reverend Cash. I'm surprised the
> broken sake bottles haven't had the opposite
> effect on your puss-oozing-wart infested anus by
> now. I mean... shouldn't the warts be making your
> bunghole get a little tighter by now?
I read on WaiWai that you can give the ol' sphincter muscles a bit of extra
grabbing power if you exercise them by squeezing logs.
Michael Cash
I pinched a loaf last night. Does that count?
Ed
"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:8cfmgvobgrq9l5quv...@4ax.com...
Depends on the loaf. Are we talking the consistency of wonder bread or
freedom bread?
Brett Robson
>
>
>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
>> >
>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>> >
>>
>> He is training very hardly.
>
>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>hardly.
He asked me the other day "what are your objectives"? I didn't realize as soon
as I mentioned my training routine he would get all Oprah Winfrey on me.
Michael Cash
French bread that has been left out in the open for a week or so.
Bryan Parker
>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>
>>
>>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>> >
>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>>> >
>>>
>>> He is training very hardly.
>>
>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>hardly.
>
>He asked me the other day "what are your objectives"? I didn't realize as soon
>as I mentioned my training routine he would get all Oprah Winfrey on me.
I don't know WTF Oprah and I have in common
besides our dieting habits, but I DO know that
your weight training program has the potential to
suck an Extra Strength Hefty-Bag fulla ass.
Here are a coupla free clues -
If you're trying to get stronger:
1. Do your core lifts in the lower rep ranges
(1-5) with your assistance exercises in high rep
ranges (5-25 depending on the exercise.)
2. Rest time: 4-7 minutes between sets
3. Periodize your reps, sets, and weights.
(explanations will cost ya mega-kangarubles at the
closest hostess bar)
4) don't lift to failure
You might want to check out Pavel Tsatouline's
book, Power To The People!. Or not. It has some
information on periodization and wave loading but
it concentrates on just a couple of lifts. Not to
mention that I can't fucking believe that I loaned
you the fucking book for over half a fucking year,
and you STILL come up with a suck-ass routine like
the one you developed for yourself. Perhaps you
need to brush up on your Russian?
Ed
> Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> said:
>
> >On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" ...
> >>
> >>
> >>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
> >>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
> >>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
> >>> >
> >>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>> He is training very hardly.
> >>
> >>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training
very
> >>hardly.
> >
> >He asked me the other day "what are your objectives"? I didn't realize as
soon
> >as I mentioned my training routine he would get all Oprah Winfrey on me.
>
> I don't know WTF Oprah and I have in common
You both have PHAT SLABS?
Ed
> French bread that has been left out in the open for a week or so.
Freedom loving Americans no longer support the non-aggressive Frenchies so I
wouldn't know.
Brett Robson
>
>Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> said:
>
>>On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 15:37:28 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>>
>>>
>>>"Brett Robson" <jet...@deja.com> wrote in message
>>>news:bedc2...@drn.newsguy.com...
>>>> On Tue, 8 Jul 2003 10:06:08 +0900, "Ed" ...
>>>> >
>>>> >Bryan is going to have a hard time topping this one.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> He is training very hardly.
>>>
>>>Nothing like being your own personal trainer, so let's enjoy training very
>>>hardly.
>>
>>He asked me the other day "what are your objectives"? I didn't realize as soon
>>as I mentioned my training routine he would get all Oprah Winfrey on me.
>
>I don't know WTF Oprah and I have in common
>besides our dieting habits, but I DO know that
>your weight training program has the potential to
>suck an Extra Strength Hefty-Bag fulla ass.
>
>Here are a coupla free clues -
>
>If you're trying to get stronger:
>
>1. Do your core lifts in the lower rep ranges
>(1-5) with your assistance exercises in high rep
>ranges (5-25 depending on the exercise.)
How do I get stronger if my assistant is helping me?
>2. Rest time: 47 minutes between sets
Isn't that a bit long?
>3. Periodize your reps, sets, and weights.
>(explanations will cost ya mega-kangarubles at the
>closest hostess bar)
I heard you shouldn't do heavy work during your period.
>4) don't lift to failure
nande? I thought that was one of the most important points. Has the general
consenus on this changed since Arnie narowaly beat me in the Mr Universe?
>
>You might want to check out Pavel Tsatouline's
>book, Power To The People!. Or not.
What would that hairy commie know about anything but vodka and borsch?
>It has some
>information on periodization and wave loading but
>it concentrates on just a couple of lifts. Not to
>mention that I can't fucking believe that I loaned
>you the fucking book for over half a fucking year,
it's hard to read while listening to oyagi enka.
>and you STILL come up with a suck-ass routine like
>the one you developed for yourself.
So far my routine is
+ go to the gym monday, wednesday and thursday nights.
+ look at girls
:
:
+ go home
>Perhaps you
>need to brush up on your Russian?
Russian is a bit hard to do in Japan.
(I might have to explain that one to you offline)
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 23:30:30 +0900, Bryan ...
>>2. Rest time: 47 minutes between sets
>
>Isn't that a bit long?
Not if you're in Kawasaki and also have 47 yen. (Hi Bryan!)
Bryan Parker
>>If you're trying to get stronger:
>>
>>1. Do your core lifts in the lower rep ranges
>>(1-5) with your assistance exercises in high rep
>>ranges (5-25 depending on the exercise.)
>
>How do I get stronger if my assistant is helping me?
"Hello, My name's Brett. I'm planning on possibly
starting weight training someday if I have time in
the future. Could someone tell me what to do, and
possibly lift the all the big heavy weights for
me. Thanks."
>>2. Rest time: 47 minutes between sets
>
>Isn't that a bit long?
Remember the person that told you that there was
no such thing as a stupid question? Fuckin' liar!
>>3. Periodize your reps, sets, and weights.
>>(explanations will cost ya mega-kangarubles at the
>>closest hostess bar)
>
>I heard you shouldn't do heavy work during your period.
Get past your catamenia, discomfort, and pain, and
stop just before you reach the threshold of
insanity. It's normal to feel weakness, migraines,
nausea, temporary blindness, hemorrhaging, mild
incontinence, and the urge to curl into the fetal
position.
>>4) don't lift to failure
>
>nande? I thought that was one of the most important points. Has the general
>consenus on this changed since Arnie narowaly beat me in the Mr Universe?
Arnie had a good "genetics" dealer. You don't. He
also smoked weed on camera while filming the
"Pumping Iron" movie. Hat's off to your fellow
countryman. Austrians have more connections than
NTT.
>So far my routine is
Basically, when I said your routine sucked, you
should have figured that it sucked.
Bryan Parker
>On 9 Jul 2003 22:09:56 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> belched
>the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>>On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 23:30:30 +0900, Bryan ...
>
>>>2. Rest time: 47 minutes between sets
>>
>>Isn't that a bit long?
>
>Not if you're in Kawasaki and also have 47 yen. (Hi Bryan!)
Dude! I tell ya, it's a rip off.
Let's take a look at misc.consumers.frugal-living
again. There's bound to be something more
reasonable to be found there. We really should try
and do it before I get sentenced to Japanese
prison-time though.
If I do get locked up before Thursday would you
please take Alisa to Narita for me? If she doesn't
get to grandma's house on time, the "5 years" that
I'm already facing here in Japan will pale in
comparison to the death penalty that I'll be
facing when I get deported back home.
Compensation has already been arranged for you,
Bro. Being the big spender that I am, I threw in
an extra 3 yen as a tip for ya. You are gonna get
HOOKED UP!
Ryan Ginstrom
> On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 23:30:30 +0900, Bryan ...
>
> nande? I thought that was one of the most important points. Has the
general
> consenus on this changed since Arnie narowaly beat me in the Mr Universe?
No, the consensus is still to lift to failure, and lift 2 hours a day, six
days a week, as long as you are doing plenty of steriods and have been
lifting weights for a living for many years.
Otherwise, do like Bryan says.
--
Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom