Hey Mr President
Brett Robson
One of the very few problems at my new apartment is radio repection is very
poor. On my clock-radio I can only get Armed Forces Network.
At first hearing Bruce Springstein, ZZ Top and Led Zepplin was interesting but
the novelty wore off quite quickly.
The morning guys aren't too bad but at around 7:30am a senile and boring Paul
Harvey of the ABC (the Sepponian one not the Austrian one) craps on about some
boring fact or historical fact that only he and anyone with Reaganitis would
find remoting interesting, let alone uplifting.
The lowest point was hearing this song (below). I thought it was a joke at first
until I realised it was on the country chart.
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Hey Mr. President
I don't think I'd want your job
I can barely handle the simple one I got
Hey Mr. President
How cool is Air Force One?
Are those guys in the House and the Senate
Ever gonna get anything done?
I ain't no Democrat
I ain't no Republican
We're fathers and mothers
We're wives and husbands
And we pray
That we dance at our daughters' weddings
And our sons grow to fine men
And for peace on our land.
Hey Mr. President
How 'bout that money I sent?
Must take a lot of pork barrels
To run the government
Hey Mr. President
Our kids in the Middle East
I guess you gotta fight sometimes
To find a way to keep the peace
I ain't no Democrat
I ain't no Republican
We're fathers and mothers
Sisters and brothers, wives and husbands
And we pray
That we dance at our daughters' weddings
And our sons grow to fine men
And for peace on our land.
I cannot imagine how hard it must be
To tell some soldier's mother
That he died for their country
Mr. President
Won't you thank her for me
Hey Mr. President
Do you ever feel alone
Surrounded by all those ghosts
In the White House
That you wish you could move back home?
We ain't just Democrats
We ain't just Republicans
It's all-for-one
And one-for-all
We're all Americans
And we pray
That we see our children's children
And our sons grow to old men
And for peace, yeah, peace, on our land.
[and fuck the rest of the world]
Hey Mr. President.....
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"2 out of 3 ain't bad" - Meat Loaf
"1 out 2^64 is a real bitch" - Original
Sum1
This is great. I thought country music had had all the life sucked out of
it.
A quick search reveals the song is performed by the Warren Bros.
Michael Cash
<shridurga@-spamoff-yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>
>This is great. I thought country music had had all the life sucked out of
>it.
It has. Country music died the day Gene Watson got a perm.
--
Michael Cash
"My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>One of the very few problems at my new apartment is radio repection is very
>poor. On my clock-radio I can only get Armed Forces Network.
>
>At first hearing Bruce Springstein, ZZ Top and Led Zepplin was interesting but
>the novelty wore off quite quickly.
What bugs me is that the recently started doing their local military
news and some Japanese news...every fucking hour. Same taped
broadcast...every fucking hour. By the end of the morning show (runs
6-10) I've had all I can stand. I'm on mp3s the rest of the day, until
Rush comes on at 6 p.m.
>
>The morning guys aren't too bad but at around 7:30am a senile and boring Paul
>Harvey of the ABC (the Sepponian one not the Austrian one) craps on about some
>boring fact or historical fact that only he and anyone with Reaganitis would
>find remoting interesting, let alone uplifting.
When he was 82 (a couple of years ago) he signed a 10 year contract
renewal with ABC. He has been in radio going on 70 years now. You can
imagine that by now listening to Paul Harvey is a thing passed on from
generation to generation. Believe it or not, he has somewhere around
50 million listeners. For many, such as myself, a day without Paul
Harvey is like a day without sunshine.
>
>The lowest point was hearing this song (below). I thought it was a joke at first
>until I realised it was on the country chart.
(Embarrassingly hokey shit trimmed)
It's a fucking shame what the Pepsi generation has done to country
music.
Kevin Gowen
> For many, such as myself, a day without Paul
> Harvey is like a day without sunshine.
Did you hear the one from about a month ago about good General Lee?
--
Kevin Gowen
Michael Cash
<kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Michael Cash wrote:
I missed it. Care to fill me in?
Ed
"Sum1" <shridurga@-spamoff-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bbffl3$2sml$1...@nwall2.odn.ne.jp...
>
> This is great. I thought country music had had all the life sucked out of
> it.
>
> A quick search reveals the song is performed by the Warren Bros.
You mean the dweeb brothers? How the hell could two guys sing "We're wives
and husbands" They obviously aren't from the country. That kinda homo faig
talk can get you either shot or give you a chance at becoming known as the
faggots who live in Claude "my closet door is ajar" Loafer's abandoned
trailer that's out back behind fatback mountain.
Kevin Gowen
> On Mon, 2 Jun 2003 10:27:23 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
> <kgowen...@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
>
>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>> For many, such as myself, a day without Paul
>>> Harvey is like a day without sunshine.
>>
>> Did you hear the one from about a month ago about good General Lee?
>
> I missed it. Care to fill me in?
Once there was a little boy known to friends and neighbors as a precocious
and thoughtful child. One day while he was adventuring about the fields near
his home, he found an injured bird under a tree. He ran back home for a
piece of cloth, then came back, wrapped the bird, and brought it home. He
cared for that bird and doted on it for several weeks until it was healed
and he set it free. That little boy would later go on to graduate 2nd in his
class at West Point, and his name was...Robert E. Lee. And now you
know...the rest of the story.
Good day!
--
Kevin Gowen
Jason Cormier
"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
> On 2 Jun 2003 01:37:32 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
>>
>> One of the very few problems at my new apartment is radio repection is very
>> poor. On my clock-radio I can only get Armed Forces Network.
>>
>> At first hearing Bruce Springstein, ZZ Top and Led Zepplin was interesting
>> but
>> the novelty wore off quite quickly.
>
> What bugs me is that the recently started doing their local military
> news and some Japanese news...every fucking hour. Same taped
> broadcast...every fucking hour. By the end of the morning show (runs
> 6-10) I've had all I can stand. I'm on mp3s the rest of the day, until
> Rush comes on at 6 p.m.
At which point it's the same, self-congratulatory grandstanding, show after
show.
Bryan Parker
Well look who's back in tha mutha-f*ckin' house!
You were missed a mini-gathering here at my place
last weekend.
--
Bryan
-------Please no e-mail with big words--------
----http://www.trainerbryan.com/FJLIJ.html----
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>>On 6/2/03 8:52, in article 5lhmdvssn29bc83s3...@4ax.com,
>>"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2 Jun 2003 01:37:32 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> belched
>>> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> One of the very few problems at my new apartment is radio repection is very
>>>> poor. On my clock-radio I can only get Armed Forces Network.
>>>>
>>>> At first hearing Bruce Springstein, ZZ Top and Led Zepplin was interesting
>>>> but
>>>> the novelty wore off quite quickly.
>>>
>>> What bugs me is that the recently started doing their local military
>>> news and some Japanese news...every fucking hour. Same taped
>>> broadcast...every fucking hour. By the end of the morning show (runs
>>> 6-10) I've had all I can stand. I'm on mp3s the rest of the day, until
>>> Rush comes on at 6 p.m.
>>
>>At which point it's the same, self-congratulatory grandstanding, show after
>>show.
>
>Well look who's back in tha mutha-f*ckin' house!
You have to know the secret button to push. (zragvba ehfu yvzonhtu)
Bryan Parker
>On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 22:01:46 +0900, Bryan Parker
><puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>with:
>
>>Jason Cormier <fj...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>>On 6/2/03 8:52, in article 5lhmdvssn29bc83s3...@4ax.com,
>>>"Michael Cash" <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2 Jun 2003 01:37:32 -0700, Brett Robson <jet...@deja.com> belched
>>>> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> One of the very few problems at my new apartment is radio repection is very
>>>>> poor. On my clock-radio I can only get Armed Forces Network.
>>>>>
>>>>> At first hearing Bruce Springstein, ZZ Top and Led Zepplin was interesting
>>>>> but
>>>>> the novelty wore off quite quickly.
>>>>
>>>> What bugs me is that the recently started doing their local military
>>>> news and some Japanese news...every fucking hour. Same taped
>>>> broadcast...every fucking hour. By the end of the morning show (runs
>>>> 6-10) I've had all I can stand. I'm on mp3s the rest of the day, until
>>>> Rush comes on at 6 p.m.
>>>
>>>At which point it's the same, self-congratulatory grandstanding, show after
>>>show.
>>
>>Well look who's back in tha mutha-f*ckin' house!
>
>You have to know the secret button to push. (zragvba ehfu yvzonhtu)
I thought that Jason had slipped and fallen in a
puddle of Canjun SARS or something.
P.S. Ehtol naq Fgneohpx'f jbexf gbb.