Would anyone like to see Rei Ayanami with her own TV series/OVA?
Psaiyan
considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
A short series, or perhaps a one-off OVA further exploring Rei's
character would be a guaranteed money-spinner. It could be a retelling
of the events of the Evangelion series from her POV, or a completely
new self-contained story in itself (perhaps occuring at some point
when the focus was elsewhere, such as when Shinji and Asuka were
fighting the aquatic Angel).
Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this? After
all, one of the main complaints levelled against Eva is that there are
too many times, especially in the first third of the series, when The
Babe Who Whispered 'Hai' At The Heart Of The World (that MUST be the
title of the last ep...) becomes sidelined for the sake of that crass,
vulgar, boring and very predicable German girl.
Needless to say, there would have to be much fanservice... ^_^
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damn her... *mumbles violently*
anywho... I would be willing to pay almost any price GAINAX named if they
were to make that
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> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
Gainax aren't interested in making more Evangelion _anime_ - I don't believe
that Anno works with them any more, which would kind of defeat the point.
There are dating games like Ayanami Project with extra animation based
solely around Rei, though. And I'm sure she'll be in the Shin Seiki
Evangelions PS2 game as well. But honestly, Gainax are milking a cash cow
without having to actually think up anything new in the Eva universe, so why
would they bother with the creative effort of trying to equal their
"meisterwork"?
Nowadays, Gainax seems split between making fluff marketed at a gaming
audience (Puchi Puri Yuushi) or ecchi scifi of various kinds (Mahoromatic,
Konomini (it looked so promising from the logo...what a shame the show
itself looks incredibly generic), (sort-of) Abenobashi), while cashing in
cheaply on the Eva cashcow wherever they can.
Andrew H
(not a Gainax fan. How did you guess? ^_^;)
Sea Wasp
I prefer to have characters in my TV series. When the main
character has less personality than a coffeemaker, you have a problem.
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Charles Groark
>
> I prefer to have characters in my TV series. When the main
> character has less personality than a coffeemaker, you have a problem.
*I'd* watch it. It might get me off Ambien.
Charlie (Ambien=prescription sleep aid)
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> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
Hmmm...
Evangelion Z - Rei goes Super EVA Level 3 to defeat the 19th Angel
EVA: Try - Sorceress Rei and Unit 00 fight for truth and justice against
Shabraningdo, Darkstar, et al.
Magical Girl Ayanami - SEELE's Hate Hate Monsters meet their match in the
cheerful and kawai Pretty Rei. Throw in Ryo Ohki and Chu Chu and you have a
winner of a series!
Revolutionary Girl Ayanami - Duels for the honor of the Rose Groom Shinji
after seeing Asuka slapping him in the watermelon patch.
Ayanami, the Housekeeping Albino - "Master Gendo is sooo goood to me!"
SPLAT!
EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!" Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
Particle beam." ZZZAP! "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
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You're supposed to be able to manipulate it yourself to some extent (I.e.
killing off Asuka ASAP)... but I don't know any thing about it for sure...
I'll see if I can dig it up again...
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>EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!" Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
>Particle beam." ZZZAP! "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
Ooooh, I *like* this one!
- Vaughner
- "Well, thanks to the internet, I'm bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry, "Futurama"
tito
Steel manga, with a more 'normal' personality to boot. If this manga
does well, GAINAX probably wouldn't mind making an anime out of it, so
long as it sells.
Tho I think people attracted to her for the wrong reasons (the heavy
incorrect fetishization of her quiet/stoic/'submissive' personality,
specifically) won't care much for the new Rei.
Fata Morgana
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> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
>
> A short series, or perhaps a one-off OVA further exploring Rei's
> character would be a guaranteed money-spinner.
Yes, GAINAX ought to make a Rei series, preferably making it as cliche as
possible. It could be like a "robot maid" series, except that the main
character would be less life-like.
Fata Morgana
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> Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this? After
Nah, the dumb zombie bitch got too much screentime as it was.
> all, one of the main complaints levelled against Eva is that there are
> too many times, especially in the first third of the series, when The
> Babe Who Whispered 'Hai' At The Heart Of The World (that MUST be the
> title of the last ep...) becomes sidelined for the sake of that crass,
> vulgar, boring and very predicable German girl.
I smell denial! Admit your secret desire for the Goddess Asuka already!
Renounce your heathen Ayanami ways and your soul can be saved!
Frank White
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>
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>> I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
>> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
>
>Hmmm...
>
>Evangelion Z - Rei goes Super EVA Level 3 to defeat the 19th Angel
This is an absolutely evil concept and I'm suprised no one has
done it.
(Imagines NGE being done in the style of Dragonball and
bursts into tears at the idea of fights against Angels
lasting over multiple episodes, and 62 seconds becoming
an eternity...)
>EVA: Try - Sorceress Rei and Unit 00 fight for truth and justice against
>Shabraningdo, Darkstar, et al.
I rather like this one...
>Magical Girl Ayanami - SEELE's Hate Hate Monsters meet their match in
the
>cheerful and kawai Pretty Rei. Throw in Ryo Ohki and Chu Chu and you
have a
>winner of a series!
I'd prefer Magical Girl Langley: "In the name of the Moon,
I will PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH
YOU!!!!!!"
She gets into it more...
>Revolutionary Girl Ayanami - Duels for the honor of the Rose Groom
Shinji
>after seeing Asuka slapping him in the watermelon patch.
After seeing Asuka, Misato, Ritsuko, Gendo, and a cast of thousands
slapping him around in the watermelon patch...
>Ayanami, the Housekeeping Albino - "Master Gendo is sooo goood to me!"
>SPLAT!
And this is different from NGE... how? :(
>EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!" Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
>Particle beam." ZZZAP! "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
Boy, I bet the bill for THAT would put a dent in NERV's budget...
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wing
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was sad...
I don't think a normalized Rei will be much of a problem for me since I'm
used to that from fics, not to mention Rei is normalized in my fic... well
that is pretending I release it...
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type of personality
or does someone have no grasp on human psychology...
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*evil laughter*
you're just angry that Rei didn't have enough screen time so you had to
convince yourself Asuka was better so you didn't drive yourself to the dark
depths of insanity! It's actually quite cozy down there... lol
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Asuka... the goddess of cheap Akane imitations with psychological problems
Blade
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Umm, a retard is you. Asuka is NOTHING like Akane Tendo. NOTHING AT
ALL. It's a disservice to both characters to say one is an imitation of
the other. And I like both Rei and Asuka.
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Psaiyan
<bra...@brazils-animeland.de> wrote:
>Psaiyan wrote:
>> Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this? After
>
>Nah, the dumb zombie bitch got too much screentime as it was.
...and she showed her class for every single minute of it. Rei can
pretty much steal the show simply by being there and gazing
seductively at the camera with those deep, alluring crimson eyes.
>> all, one of the main complaints levelled against Eva is that there are
>> too many times, especially in the first third of the series, when The
>> Babe Who Whispered 'Hai' At The Heart Of The World (that MUST be the
>> title of the last ep...) becomes sidelined for the sake of that crass,
>> vulgar, boring and very predicable German girl.
>
>I smell denial! Admit your secret desire for the Goddess Asuka already!
>Renounce your heathen Ayanami ways and your soul can be saved!
I do 'desire' Asuka - I just don't like her very much... ^_~
Whilst I feel 'desire' for Rei in the conventional way, the sort of
'desire' I feel for Asuka pretty much involves fucking her brains out
then killing and eating her afterwards.
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both are extroverts, can't cook, stubborn, hot headed, angry, and hung up on
their pride, really outside of that they have nothing in common. Oh wait!
That's all their defining characteristics right there! The only thing Asuka
has that Akane doesn't is serious mental problems! Then again Akane could
have those to.
I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and taking
some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
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LDS>you do realize that lack of an apparent personality does indeed count
LDS>as a type of personality
LDS>or does someone have no grasp on human psychology...
I don't think "human psychology" applies very well to Rei.
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still considered a type of personality. It's like stuff that makes a
statement by not making one. It makes no sense at first...
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Eric Schwartz
> I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and taking
> some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
-_^;;
Someone named "Lilith's Dark Shadow" is telling *BLADE* that he needs
to go back and watch *Ranma 1/2*?!?
Um.
Okay, sure.
Just give me a minute to grab some popcorn and a coke.
-=Eric (yeah, we all know he prefers the manga, but *still*)
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meant watch them back to back or even go read a *good* crossover fic and see
the two characters in the same environment. Since Ranma 1/2 and Eva are two
completely different series so it can be a little difficult to compare them
at first glance.
But you have to admit I was completely correct back there... they are very
similar...
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Sea Wasp
> you do realize that lack of an apparent personality does indeed count as a
> type of personality
>
> or does someone have no grasp on human psychology...
Someone does have no grasp of human psychology. That someone would
be you. This someone here has a degree in psych.
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myself is anything new ^_^
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Eric Schwartz
> But you have to admit I was completely correct back there... they are very
> similar...
Actually, I don't have to admit it, mainly because it's not true.
There are a few very superficial traits that are similar, but you
might as well say that Naru Narusegawa is very similar to Akane, or
that Nausicaa is very similar to Akane, because they all fight a lot,
and aren't very good cooks. :-P
-=Eric (Actually, I haven't seen LH, so maybe Naru can cook, I dunno.)
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occasion Takahashi chose to go beyond that but then again taking a deep look
at a character isn't funny. I haven't really seen much of Love Hina but I
know its supposed to be funny so I'm going to guess that they don't move
much beyond superficial traits either. GAINAX doesn't really display any of
Asuka's "inner" qualities and they just leave it at her superficial traits.
Asuka and Akane share just about every superficial trait they have.
Blade said they share nothing in common so I just went out to prove him
wrong.
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Eric Schwartz
> With Akane they really don't go any deeper than superficial traits, only on
> occasion Takahashi chose to go beyond that but then again taking a deep look
> at a character isn't funny.
This is wrong.
> I haven't really seen much of Love Hina but I
> know its supposed to be funny so I'm going to guess that they don't move
> much beyond superficial traits either.
I'll leave this to LH fen, but I think they'll... disagree.
> GAINAX doesn't really display any of
> Asuka's "inner" qualities and they just leave it at her superficial traits.
Wrong again. Consider, for instance, why Asuka throws herself at
Kaji, or why she feels such a driving need to prove herself the best.
> Asuka and Akane share just about every superficial trait they have.
Um, no. If we're being superficial:
* They look nothing alike.
* I don't know that Asuka ever tries to cook
* Asuka isn't promised to anyone; Akane is engaged to Ranma
* Asuka is all over Kaji like white on rice; Akane can on a
very few occasions manage to bring herself to kiss Ranma.
* Asuka is very arrogant and rude to anyone and everyone but Kaji;
Akane is quite nice to most people, even Ranma when he isn't being
a perv or a jerk.
> Blade said they share nothing in common so I just went out to prove him
> wrong.
Your proof could apply to darn near any strong-willed woman in anime,
except those who can cook, and frankly that's not a very defining
characteristic.
-=Eric
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kissing him?
and I should really learn to be more specific... when I said every
superficial trait I should of said mental superficial traits.
If making an idiot of one's self paid good money I'd the richest man on
earth ^_^
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Eric Schwartz
> When in the anime did she ever willingly kiss him just for the sake of
> kissing him?
I'm not a big fan of the anime myself, but I can't think of one
offhand-- which proves my point: Asuka is very overtly sexual, Akane
isn't.
> and I should really learn to be more specific... when I said every
> superficial trait I should of said mental superficial traits.
Even with that, you're wrong.
> If making an idiot of one's self paid good money I'd the richest man on
> earth ^_^
Well, it might not hurt if you slowed down enough from the excitement
of making a point, and considered if that point was actually correct
or not. The only way I can come up with to say that Asuka and Akane
are even reasonably similar would be so general that it would also
apply to nearly every other strong-willed femal anime character.
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the focus on extremes like I was...
And I am completely blind to anything related to sex, I miss even the most
obvious innuendo. But now that I go back and look at it Akane is most
definitely not overtly sexual, well unless you're reading something by Jim
Lazer.
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Chibi-Light
Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
alone:
Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
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> When in the anime did she ever willingly kiss him just for the sake of
> kissing him?
>
In the anime, I'm not sure. But if you look at the manga - which is where
her character is a lot more fleshed out, anyway - there's at least two
occasions where she tried to kiss him. One, near the begining of the
series, when she dared him to (they were interupted), and two near the end
of the series during the "Dou-chan" storyline (again they're interupted, but
she made it really clear that she was ready to kiss him). There are also
the times that she hugs Ranma, even without much of a response on his part,
like at the end of the Herb story.
Really, Akane isn't much like Askua, not when you know anything about her
character. And Takahashi makes a *great* effort to give her character
depth. If you've only seen the anime, that could be why you think her
character matches Asuka on a superficial level, but even then I don't agree.
Asuka is a loudmouthed bitch to *everyone* who crosses her path, save Kaji.
While Akane is almost Kasumi-like in her treatment of most people, it's
mostly Ranma whom she ever gets angry at (and that's because he acts like a
selfish git towards her). And even then, all Ranma has to do is say
something nice to her and she melts into a pile of happy niceness. For that
matter, even when he's being a jerk (towards the end of the series, that
is), Akane attempts to make him understand why she's pissed off at what
he's saying/doing instead of just blowing up. Akane is really a much more
interesting, complex, and beautiful character that Asuka could ever be.
Andrew Hollingbury
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>
> Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
> alone:
>
> Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
But who will sing "Fry Me To The Moon" this time?
Then again, I suspect "Komm susser Tod" (insert umlauts where necessary)
would be more appropriate here...
Andrew H
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the fan fics I prefer to read generally display Akane in a bad light so I
guess that helps bias me against her.
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Blade
> just to the extent of bashing the male lead for no readily apparent
Ranma earns everything he gets from Akane. The times he's gotten hit for
something he didn't do are readily counterbalanced by all the times he's
weaseled out of something he DID do. And oftimes, he's earned the
hitting through his own boneheaded insensitivty.
> reason, both are extroverts, can't cook, stubborn, hot headed,
Akane isn't an extrovert. She's not particularly hot-headed, angry, or
hung up on her pride, either. Have you ever seen her around anybody
BESIDES Ranma, who deliberately pushes her buttons every chance he gets?
> angry, and hung up on their pride, really outside of that they have
> nothing in common. Oh wait! That's all their defining
> characteristics right there! The only thing Asuka has that Akane
> doesn't is serious mental problems! Then again Akane could have
> those to.
<roll eyes>
> I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and
> taking some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
Spare me. Trust me, neither you nor anyone else needs to tell me to
check up on my Ranma 1/2.
Unlike you, who apparently gained all your knowledge of it from shitty
fanfics and the two movies.
Blade
> "Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
>> I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and
>> taking some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
>
> -_^;;
>
> Someone named "Lilith's Dark Shadow" is telling *BLADE* that he
> needs to go back and watch *Ranma 1/2*?!?
>
> Um.
>
> Okay, sure.
>
> Just give me a minute to grab some popcorn and a coke.
It's newbie-huntin' time!
But seriously. Who gets this idea of Akane from anything BUT fanfics?
Holy crap, even in the anime Akane is super-nice 90% of the time. If
someone comes and says Ryouga's an honourless pervert who could never
beat Ranma, and they've only watched the anime, well, fine. There's
counterexamples there too, but you can at least make a case for it. But
Akane The Psychotic Maniac? Only in fanfics, man.
Blade
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> well I am kind of new here so I don't exactly know anything about
> anyone. I meant watch them back to back or even go read a *good*
> crossover fic and see the two characters in the same environment.
> Since Ranma 1/2 and Eva are two completely different series so it
> can be a little difficult to compare them at first glance.
Listen. I don't really care that you're new. It makes it very -funny-
that you told me to watch Ranma, since I am well-known for being the
biggest, most obsessive, most knowledgeable, and most contrary Ranma fan
on this newsgroup, but that's all. You're WRONG, and you don't need an
encyclopedic knowledge of Ranma to prove it.
And might I add that you talking about a crossover fic as your example is
very telling. I expect most of your perception of Akane comes from
fanfics.
> But you have to admit I was completely correct back there... they
> are very similar...
No, I don't think anyone needs to admit that. Asuka is about as similar
to Akane as Misato is.
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personally and I tend to forget very important details when angry... I
suppose I should have my Evangelion obsession looked into because I know
that's not healthy right there ^_^
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>
>
>Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
>alone:
>
>Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
>
>CL
Kind of lacking in character and plot development...
FW
Blade
> yeah sorry about that... I take any comment against Rei waaaaaay to
> personally and I tend to forget very important details when angry...
> I suppose I should have my Evangelion obsession looked into because
> I know that's not healthy right there ^_^
Bah, obsession's fine. I have plenty of them. But I'm not against Rei
anyway. I like her and Asuka both, though only the manga versions are
l33t enough to make it on The List. ;p
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>
> "Psaiyan" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> > I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
> > considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
> >
> > A short series, or perhaps a one-off OVA further exploring Rei's
> > character would be a guaranteed money-spinner.
>
> Yes, GAINAX ought to make a Rei series, preferably making it as cliche as
> possible. It could be like a "robot maid" series, except that the main
> character would be less life-like.
I see it in my minds eye... Big E!
Norman: Master Shinji, we're getting a report of a giant robot!
Shinji: OK Norman. Rei, what do you make of it? And why do you insist on
playing that violin?! You're never going to
sound like a *human* does!
Rei: I was made to be the mother of humanity, therefore I must play the
part.
Shinji: Never mind, what should I expect from a Wainwright anyway? Oh well,
at least she makes decent scrambled eggs.
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Shinji instead of Rei (which doesn't take much at all). I've broken quite a
number of objects (namely my fence) for paying a visit to Tommy Rude's site
"The Out Spoken Romance of Evangelion"... makes me wish I knew the bakusai
tenketsu... *maniac laughter*
I'd like the Ranma manga more than the anime if I had the money to buy it...
but since I don't I get stuck with my movies and season 4.
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> I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
>
> Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this?
I would be highly amused by the image of Rei hosting an anthology
series (horror? hentai?), Elvira-style...
Also, it'd be entertaining to see a Maho Shoujo or Fighting Show
parody featuring Rei, flat personality and all...^^
Dex
tito
wrote:
>"Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
>> With Akane they really don't go any deeper than superficial traits, only on
>> occasion Takahashi chose to go beyond that but then again taking a deep look
>> at a character isn't funny.
>
>This is wrong.
>
>> I haven't really seen much of Love Hina but I
>> know its supposed to be funny so I'm going to guess that they don't move
>> much beyond superficial traits either.
>
>I'll leave this to LH fen, but I think they'll... disagree.
Yeah, considering over 14 volumes...
>
>> GAINAX doesn't really display any of
>> Asuka's "inner" qualities and they just leave it at her superficial traits.
>
>Wrong again. Consider, for instance, why Asuka throws herself at
>Kaji, or why she feels such a driving need to prove herself the best.
>
>> Asuka and Akane share just about every superficial trait they have.
>
>Um, no. If we're being superficial:
>
>* They look nothing alike.
>* I don't know that Asuka ever tries to cook
>* Asuka isn't promised to anyone; Akane is engaged to Ranma
>* Asuka is all over Kaji like white on rice; Akane can on a
> very few occasions manage to bring herself to kiss Ranma.
>* Asuka is very arrogant and rude to anyone and everyone but Kaji;
> Akane is quite nice to most people, even Ranma when he isn't being
> a perv or a jerk.
Frankly, I feel rather bad that in addition for having no real
interest in Ranma, it's spawn an amazing amount of fan misinformation
from people who think nearly every damn stubborn woman in anime is
based on Akane.
paranormalized
<chibiw...@YUM-SPAM.yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
>alone:
>
>Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
>
>CL
Since you're feeling sick and antagonistic, may I recommend doing a
Sexy Losers crossover to pad out the series?
warning: heavy toon perversion link:
http://www.sexylosers.com/047.html
Hey, it's just the logical extension of the "Rei is helpless and looks
good in bandages" thing, right? ^_^;;
Jonathan Fisher
----------
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Ethan Hammond
> alone:
>
> Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
ROTFLMAO
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http://www.angelfire.com/tx/apcr/index.html
Ethan Hammond
>
> >Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
> >alone:
> >
> >Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
> >
> >CL
>
> Kind of lacking in character and plot development...
Is the gun the protaganist?
Chibi-Light
<cnendabe...@rndeguyvdax.arg> wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 01:00:28 GMT, Chibi-Light
><chibiw...@YUM-SPAM.yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
>>alone:
>>
>>Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
>>
>>CL
>
>Since you're feeling sick and antagonistic, may I recommend doing a
>Sexy Losers crossover to pad out the series?
>
>warning: heavy toon perversion link:
>http://www.sexylosers.com/047.html
>
>
>Hey, it's just the logical extension of the "Rei is helpless and looks
>good in bandages" thing, right? ^_^;;
That would be a great addition to my plot line I think.
Lilith's Dark Shadow
up there so I'd rather like it if everyone pretended I never said
anything^_^
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Sea Wasp
> "Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote in
> news:fsxub.30816$oC5....@clmboh1-nws5.columbus.rr.com:
>
>
>>well I am kind of new here so I don't exactly know anything about
>>anyone. I meant watch them back to back or even go read a *good*
>>crossover fic and see the two characters in the same environment.
>>Since Ranma 1/2 and Eva are two completely different series so it
>>can be a little difficult to compare them at first glance.
>
>
> Listen. I don't really care that you're new. It makes it very -funny-
> that you told me to watch Ranma, since I am well-known for being the
> biggest, most obsessive, most knowledgeable, and most contrary Ranma fan
> on this newsgroup, but that's all. You're WRONG, and you don't need an
> encyclopedic knowledge of Ranma to prove it.
>
> And might I add that you talking about a crossover fic as your example is
> very telling. I expect most of your perception of Akane comes from
> fanfics.
>
>
Like the Gundam Wing fangirls who read only fics, and are therefore
absolutely convinced that all the Wing Boys are gay. I like writing
fanfic, but, geez, y'know, the ORIGINAL actually has the information
about the real characters in it.
And yes, I found it hysterical she was saying that YOU should "watch
Ranma". Hell, RANMA would be hard put to assert he knows more about
himself than you do.
--
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/^\
;;;
http://www.wizvax.net/seawasp/index.htm
Frank White
>
>"Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
>> I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and
taking
>> some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
>
>
>Someone named "Lilith's Dark Shadow" is telling *BLADE* that he needs
>to go back and watch *Ranma 1/2*?!?
>
>Um.
>
>Okay, sure.
>
>Just give me a minute to grab some popcorn and a coke.
>
Yes, this should be good.
Although probably extremely bloody.
FW, wondering that Blade's blood pressure is, right now...
Frank White
lds...@midsouth.rr.com says...
>
>excuse me while I add you to my list of blasphemers to do... stuff...
to...
>*evil laughter*
>
>you're just angry that Rei didn't have enough screen time so you had to
>convince yourself Asuka was better so you didn't drive yourself to the
dark
>depths of insanity! It's actually quite cozy down there... lol
>
>
>"Michael Borgwardt" <bra...@brazils-animeland.de> wrote in message
>news:bpcq90$1mptv2$1...@ID-161931.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> Psaiyan wrote:
>> > Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this? After
>>
>> Nah, the dumb zombie bitch got too much screentime as it was.
>>
>> > all, one of the main complaints levelled against Eva is that there
are
>> > too many times, especially in the first third of the series, when
The
>> > Babe Who Whispered 'Hai' At The Heart Of The World (that MUST be the
>> > title of the last ep...) becomes sidelined for the sake of that
crass,
>> > vulgar, boring and very predicable German girl.
>>
>> I smell denial! Admit your secret desire for the Goddess Asuka
already!
>> Renounce your heathen Ayanami ways and your soul can be saved!
>>
>
>Asuka... the goddess of cheap Akane imitations with psychological
problems
Guys, guys, it doesn't have to be Rei OR Asuka. It can be
Rei AND Asuka.
In fact, that's the basis of lots of the Evangelion hentai
that's out there...
^_^
FW
Michael Borgwardt
> Only if it was one episode long, and consisted of this, and this
> alone:
>
> Rei walks into the room then promptly shot in the head. Credits roll.
Much, MUCH better: Rei walks into the room, shoots Gendou in the head,
then herself.
Credits roll, no music because it would be drowned in the wild cheering from
the audience anyway.
Jorge Pratt
"Hand-of-Omega" <smili...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Psaiyan <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
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> > I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
> > considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
> >
>
> > Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this?
>
> I would be highly amused by the image of Rei hosting an anthology
> series (horror? hentai?), Elvira-style...
Nah, in any case, a MST show would work best. Just lock her in a movie
theater along with Osaka and Guu, and watch as the Nexus of Surreality and
the Brain Designed by MC Escher turn Rei's brittle mind into so much orange
Fanta.
The clincher is, of course, that the features regularly cause Rei's head to
explode and burst into a shower of pyrotechnics that Mr. Servo would be
proud of.
The Zephyr
(Pitching this to the Twilight Zone producers)
Bill w/Aisha Clan-Clan of the C'tarl-C'tarl Empire
<emsc...@pobox.com> wrote:
> "Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
> > But you have to admit I was completely correct back there... they are very
> > similar...
>
> Actually, I don't have to admit it, mainly because it's not true.
> There are a few very superficial traits that are similar, but you
> might as well say that Naru Narusegawa is very similar to Akane, or
> that Nausicaa is very similar to Akane, because they all fight a lot,
> and aren't very good cooks. :-P
>
> -=Eric (Actually, I haven't seen LH, so maybe Naru can cook, I dunno.)
Well, ... in the manga, Naru's cooking tastes good, it just doesn't
look great.
--
Catgirls are cute, I dare you to prove me wrong.
Bill w/Aisha Clan-Clan of the C'tarl-C'tarl Empire
<kumo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Eric Schwartz <emsc...@pobox.com> wrote in
> news:eto1xs5...@fc.hp.com:
>
> > "Lilith's Dark Shadow" <lds...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
> >> I would advise going back and watching Ranma 1/2, Evangelion, and
> >> taking some time to compose your thoughts before you post.
> >
> > -_^;;
> >
> > Someone named "Lilith's Dark Shadow" is telling *BLADE* that he
> > needs to go back and watch *Ranma 1/2*?!?
> >
> > Um.
> >
> > Okay, sure.
> >
> > Just give me a minute to grab some popcorn and a coke.
>
> It's newbie-huntin' time!
>
> But seriously. Who gets this idea of Akane from anything BUT fanfics?
> Holy crap, even in the anime Akane is super-nice 90% of the time. If
> someone comes and says Ryouga's an honourless pervert who could never
> beat Ranma, and they've only watched the anime, well, fine.
So... they'd be ignoring Episodes 15 & 16 of Season 4 where Ryoga
obviously defeats Ranma several times, and I'd say the only pervish
thing he does is the few times in the anime he intentionally turns into
P-Chan to get into Akane's bed.
> There's counterexamples there too, but you can at least make a case
> for it. But Akane The Psychotic Maniac? Only in fanfics, man.
>
> Blade
> *******
> Also Known As: Chris McNeil, The Annoying Jerk, The Enemy of Democracy,
> "That Guy That Can't Write A Lunch Menu Without Pantyhose Tarou Being In
> It Somewhere"
>
> http://www.bladeandepsilon.com
> - Bigger. Better. Badder. Back. Oh yeah.
> http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/kaliashrine.htm
> - Worship the Cute Evil that is Kalia! Or else!
>
> "Welcome to the Internet!
> Where everyone has an opinion, so you don't have to!"
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> "Hand-of-Omega" <smili...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:27420f11.0311...@posting.google.com...
> > I would be highly amused by the image of Rei hosting an anthology
> > series (horror? hentai?), Elvira-style...
>
> Nah, in any case, a MST show would work best. Just lock her in a movie
> theater along with Osaka and Guu, and watch as the Nexus of Surreality and
> the Brain Designed by MC Escher turn Rei's brittle mind into so much orange
> Fanta.
>
Whose mind *wouldn't* that melt??^^
> The clincher is, of course, that the features regularly cause Rei's head to
> explode and burst into a shower of pyrotechnics that Mr. Servo would be
> proud of.
>
Seem to remember Servo being plugged into a powerful database that
gave him access to all human knowledge, yet the only thing he couldn't
figure out was why, why, WHY did they cancel Manimal?!?!^^
Dex,
who can't remember if he blew up on that occasion or not...
tito
Specifically her ostenibly-obligatory valentine's chocolate for
Keitaro.
We don't get much info about that, so if I HAVE to make a comparison,
it's that Naru doesn't have AKane's feminity complex.
(*is just waiting for some artistically-channeled idjit to point out
slapstick as an indication of violence*)
Frank White
on
>> occasion Takahashi chose to go beyond that but then again taking a deep
look
>> at a character isn't funny.
>
>This is wrong.
Although it's somewhat subtle and you have to be paying
attention, especially in the anime.
>> I haven't really seen much of Love Hina but I
>> know its supposed to be funny so I'm going to guess that they don't move
>> much beyond superficial traits either.
>
>I'll leave this to LH fen, but I think they'll... disagree.
>
>> GAINAX doesn't really display any of
>> Asuka's "inner" qualities and they just leave it at her superficial
traits.
>
>Wrong again. Consider, for instance, why Asuka throws herself at
>Kaji, or why she feels such a driving need to prove herself the best.
Because she's broken inside, and needs outside justification and
approval to fill the void.
Whatever Akane's faults, you can't say she's not a complete
person who can stand on her own.
>> Asuka and Akane share just about every superficial trait they have.
>
>Um, no. If we're being superficial:
>
>* They look nothing alike.
>* I don't know that Asuka ever tries to cook
Given Asuka's ego, I don't think she'd let herself
fail be a good cook...
>* Asuka isn't promised to anyone; Akane is engaged to Ranma
>* Asuka is all over Kaji like white on rice; Akane can on a
> very few occasions manage to bring herself to kiss Ranma.
Akane's been traumatized by her Incredible Attraction Field,
which means that males are constantly chasing after her.
Having to pound most of the guys in her school into pulp
on a daily basis to keep them from beating HER, even as
they're shouting "DAI SUKI YO!!!", hasn't helped.
Ranma's actually helping her in this regard by being
DEFINATELY not touchy-feely with her...
Asuka, on the other hand, glories in her developing
sexuality and attractiveness, and the way she can draw
men.
And she uses it both as a temptation and a weapon...
>* Asuka is very arrogant and rude to anyone and everyone but Kaji;
> Akane is quite nice to most people, even Ranma when he isn't being
> a perv or a jerk.
Ranma would infuriate a saint...
>> Blade said they share nothing in common so I just went out to prove him
>> wrong.
>
>Your proof could apply to darn near any strong-willed woman in anime,
>except those who can cook, and frankly that's not a very defining
>characteristic.
A thought experiment shows how little Asuka and Akane have
in common. Just imagine...
They switch places.
Akane as the Second Child goes out and fights Angels, while
Asuka is engaged to Ranma and lives in the Tendo dojo.
I can see Akane rapidly becoming Shinji's protector and
main emotional support. Trying to become Rei's friend to
the point of internal injury. Getting along well with
Misato, not so well with Ritsuko, and - given her skill
in sizing people up - not at all with Gendo. In fact,
while Akane may not be a college grad at 14, she's got a
keener mind than Asuka and I suspect she'd pretty soon
start to realize all is not as meets the eye at NERV.
And as stubborn and brave as she is, I think she'd
start digging to find out what's REALLY going on...
Over in the Ranmaverse, meanwhile, I suspect Asuka
would be in a continuous rage. Forcibly engaged to a
'inferior' jock, chased by a moron like Kuno while
the object of her affections, Dr. Tofu, was blind her
her attraction, beset with enemies because of Baka
Ranma: About the only good thing would be that, the
way things go with Takahashi stories, SOMEHOW Ranma
would be able to get through her defenses and heal the
pain that Asuka is so determinately refusing to admit
she's in.
FW
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
>
>On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 10:54:35 +0100, Michael Borgwardt
><bra...@brazils-animeland.de> wrote:
>
>>Psaiyan wrote:
>>> Would anyone else be interested in seeing something like this? After
>>
>>Nah, the dumb zombie bitch got too much screentime as it was.
>
>pretty much steal the show simply by being there and gazing
>seductively at the camera with those deep, alluring crimson eyes.
^^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelled "cryptically", there. ^_^
>>> all, one of the main complaints levelled against Eva is that there are
>>> too many times, especially in the first third of the series, when The
>>> Babe Who Whispered 'Hai' At The Heart Of The World (that MUST be the
>>> title of the last ep...) becomes sidelined for the sake of that crass,
>>> vulgar, boring and very predicable German girl.
>>
>>I smell denial! Admit your secret desire for the Goddess Asuka already!
>>Renounce your heathen Ayanami ways and your soul can be saved!
>
>I do 'desire' Asuka - I just don't like her very much... ^_~
>
>Whilst I feel 'desire' for Rei in the conventional way, the sort of
>'desire' I feel for Asuka pretty much involves fucking her brains out
>then killing and eating her afterwards.
That's a bit harsh... And I think Rei would object.
Asuka just needs to heal a bit. If she's not
carrying around all that hurt, I think she'd be
a nicer person.
FW
Ethan Hammond
> >good in bandages" thing, right? ^_^;;
>
> That would be a great addition to my plot line I think.
And then she becomes a zombie who craves brains and says,
"haiiiiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii." Its terryfing.
Ethan Hammond
Awww but then Shinji will have no father to psychologically abuse him.
And the poor kid has already lost his mother.
paranormalized
<esha...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>"Chibi-Light" <chibiw...@YUM-SPAM.yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>
>> >Hey, it's just the logical extension of the "Rei is helpless and looks
>> >good in bandages" thing, right? ^_^;;
>>
>> That would be a great addition to my plot line I think.
>
>And then she becomes a zombie who craves brains and says,
>"haiiiiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii." Its terryfing.
Do zombies ever get Kuru? It'd be ironic if this series was the first
to ever have Rei laugh...
Psaiyan
<removet...@comcast.net> wrote:
>Hmmm...
>
>Evangelion Z - Rei goes Super EVA Level 3 to defeat the 19th Angel
>
>EVA: Try - Sorceress Rei and Unit 00 fight for truth and justice against
>Shabraningdo, Darkstar, et al.
>
>Magical Girl Ayanami - SEELE's Hate Hate Monsters meet their match in the
>cheerful and kawai Pretty Rei. Throw in Ryo Ohki and Chu Chu and you have a
>winner of a series!
>
>Revolutionary Girl Ayanami - Duels for the honor of the Rose Groom Shinji
>after seeing Asuka slapping him in the watermelon patch.
>
>Ayanami, the Housekeeping Albino - "Master Gendo is sooo goood to me!"
>SPLAT!
>
>EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!" Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
>Particle beam." ZZZAP! "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
La Blue Ayanami?
*ducks*
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When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank...
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Ethan Hammond
>
> >And then she becomes a zombie who craves brains and says,
> >"haiiiiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii." Its terryfing.
>
> Do zombies ever get Kuru? It'd be ironic if this series was the first
> to ever have Rei laugh...
Kuru is what?
Charles Groark
>
> "paranormalized" <cnendabe...@rndeguyvdax.arg> wrote in message
> >
> > >And then she becomes a zombie who craves brains and says,
> > >"haiiiiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii." Its terryfing.
> >
> > Do zombies ever get Kuru? It'd be ironic if this series was the first
> > to ever have Rei laugh...
>
> Kuru is what?
excerpts follow:
Mad cow disease, kuru, and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease are all diseases
that make the brain degenerate into a spongy mess; they can be
transmitted by contact with infected animal or human tissue.
...
Imagine an astronomer willing to consider that the Earth has two
moons. It was about as heretical for a biologist to consider that
there may be a life form with no genes. But that was what the evidence
indicated, and so, in the best traditions of science, researchers
slogged away for a further 15 years and finally identified the
infectious agent -- a protein, nothing more or less. Scientists
subjected this protein to several more years of the third degree using
enzymes, heat, and all the other techniques that protein detectives
use to interrogate their suspects.
Today, nearly a hundred years after the initial reports, we know what
this protein, called a prion, looks like. We also know that it may
replicate like a virus by borrowing the equipment it needs from the
host. We do not know if this can be called a new life form or not --
that may end up being a debate between scientists and philosophers.
Basically, kuru is a disease first found in cannibals. The active
agent, a protein (specifically called a prion as stated above) is
inactive in the host for whatever reason, but activates in the person
who consumes it. Mad Cow disease shows that cannibalism is no longer
necessary.
Charlie (Now, aren't you sprry you asked?)
paranormalized
<esha...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>"paranormalized" <cnendabe...@rndeguyvdax.arg> wrote in message
>>
>> >And then she becomes a zombie who craves brains and says,
>> >"haiiiiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii.....haiiiiiii." Its terryfing.
>>
>> Do zombies ever get Kuru? It'd be ironic if this series was the first
>> to ever have Rei laugh...
>
>Kuru is what?
Only the *coolest* prion-based disease ever. Google it, google it I
say!
Jonathan Fisher
Now, what do we vote for favorite human-hosted parasite? I nominate
the Candiru Fish of the Amazon...
paranormalized
But reducing it to fun factoids, you get it most frequently from
cannibalism of the brain, and you die by laughing to death.
Or at least breathing convulsions similar to laughing. Whatever.
>Charlie (Now, aren't you sprry you asked?)
Hmmm, do you now want to explain the Candiru Fish of the Amazon? :)
Jonathan Fisher
hey, grow up with doctors as parents, you don't get put off by gooey
medical descriptions...
Frank White
And one of the symptoms of kuru (and why it was brought up in
the first place) is that as their brains turn into mush, the
victims are plagued by an involuntary, persistant laugh - the
kind of laugh produced when you've been tickled to the point
of exhaustion, but the tickling continues - that can't be
suppressed or stopped.
FW
Ethan Hammond
>
> Basically, kuru is a disease first found in cannibals. The active
> agent, a protein (specifically called a prion as stated above) is
> inactive in the host for whatever reason, but activates in the person
> who consumes it. Mad Cow disease shows that cannibalism is no longer
> necessary.
>
> Charlie (Now, aren't you sprry you asked?)
Disturbing?
Jack Bohn
>>> Kuru is what?
>>
>>http://my.webmd.com/content/article/30/1728_70703.htm?lastselectedguid={5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348}
>>
>>excerpts follow:
>>
>>Mad cow disease, kuru, and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease are all diseases
>>that make the brain degenerate into a spongy mess; they can be
>>transmitted by contact with infected animal or human tissue.
>>...
>>
>>Basically, kuru is a disease first found in cannibals. The active
>>agent, a protein (specifically called a prion as stated above) is
>>inactive in the host for whatever reason, but activates in the person
>>who consumes it. Mad Cow disease shows that cannibalism is no longer
>>necessary.
>>
>But reducing it to fun factoids, you get it most frequently from
>cannibalism of the brain, and you die by laughing to death.
And there's a fear that you can get it from medical
"non-cannibalism" such as injecting brain dura matter, or growth
hormone (previously made by indiscriminately grinding up
pituitary glands). Possibly even from blood transfusion; the
donation form asks about any family history of Creutzfeldt-Jakob,
use of beef insulin, and visits to the British Isles.
--
-Jack
ten/mark
Rei wanders the city searching for depressed, uncommunicative women with
poetical inner dialogs. Sadly, these women never leave their apartments so
Rei is unable to find anyone more depressed than she is. Cancelled after one
episode.
Changing Ayanamis:
Families return to their homes to discover that Rei Ayanami has been there
and has redecorated with steel panels and a cot . Although "Better Homes and
Rubble" praises her use of the "Tokyo 3 minimalist style", few people seem
to appreciate her accessorizing their homes with clean panties and bloody
bandages.
Cancelled in the first season due to excessive lawsuits
Everybody Loves Rei, Mon:
Actually, no one does, mon.
Law & Ayanami:
Each week a Rei clone is arrested by a pair of Rei clones investigating a
crime. Assistant DA Rei clone presents the case in front of judge Rei clone
and the outcome is decided by a jury of her peer Rei clones. Most cases end
in acquittal because of mistaken identity. Series is in its 15th season.
Suvivor: Ayanami Island:
10 Rei clones are stranded on a deserted island and forced to participate in
meaningless activities to eliminate the contestants one by one. Last
season's climax came when the food ran out and the clones ate each other.
MTV's Rei Rules:
Imagine, an RV filled with Ayanami clones traveling cross country performing
elimination stunts. Since the clones have no personalities or any
intelligence, this is a big winner with the MTV demographic. Watch out for
the Rei clone, she is a bitch.
Queer Eye for the Ayanamai Guy:
A team of Rei clones finds well adjusted, well dressed people and makes-them
over into withdrawn depressives.
CSA:Crime Scene Ayanami:
Each week Rei uses subtle forensic techniques to find the killer of the Rei
clones in the tank. Series seems rather pointless since Dr.Akagai already
confessed.
MTV's Rei World: Tokyo 3:
A group of Rei clones sit around a decrepit but trendy apartment. Sometimes
it almost looks like someone is going to say something. From the produces of
Rei Rules.
ten/mark
"Cheese means cheese"
"Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
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> In article <rfmdnXHWou7...@comcast.com>,
> removet...@comcast.net says...
> >
> >"Psaiyan" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:adfirv88onj8547jl...@4ax.com...
> >> I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
> >> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
> >
> >Hmmm...
> >
> >Evangelion Z - Rei goes Super EVA Level 3 to defeat the 19th Angel
>
> This is an absolutely evil concept and I'm suprised no one has
> done it.
>
> (Imagines NGE being done in the style of Dragonball and
> bursts into tears at the idea of fights against Angels
> lasting over multiple episodes, and 62 seconds becoming
> an eternity...)
>
> >EVA: Try - Sorceress Rei and Unit 00 fight for truth and justice against
> >Shabraningdo, Darkstar, et al.
>
> I rather like this one...
>
> >Magical Girl Ayanami - SEELE's Hate Hate Monsters meet their match in
> the
> >cheerful and kawai Pretty Rei. Throw in Ryo Ohki and Chu Chu and you
> have a
> >winner of a series!
>
> I'd prefer Magical Girl Langley: "In the name of the Moon,
> I will PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH
> YOU!!!!!!"
>
> She gets into it more...
>
> >Revolutionary Girl Ayanami - Duels for the honor of the Rose Groom
> Shinji
> >after seeing Asuka slapping him in the watermelon patch.
>
> After seeing Asuka, Misato, Ritsuko, Gendo, and a cast of thousands
> slapping him around in the watermelon patch...
>
> >Ayanami, the Housekeeping Albino - "Master Gendo is sooo goood to me!"
> >SPLAT!
>
> And this is different from NGE... how? :(
>
> >EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!" Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
> >Particle beam." ZZZAP! "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
>
> Boy, I bet the bill for THAT would put a dent in NERV's budget...
>
> FW
>
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> Touched By An Evangelion:
[other great concepts snipped]
Angel Hunter! Down Under Rei and her sidekick Shinji take us on an
expedition to capture a wild Angel.
The Ikari/Ayanami News Hour - Rei is the ultimate talking head.
The EVA! True Hollywood Story - Rei Ayanami, neglected and used, but got her
revenge on Gendo!
Talk LCL Soup - The Third Impact is the "Clip of the Century"
Monty Python and the Third Impact - The EVA's square off against Spiny
Norman
Party of Three - The EVA pilots in a twisted soap opera
The Travel Channel's "Dullest Hotels of Tokyo-3" - Rei is the perfect
hostess (the anti-Samantha Brown)
Antonio E. Gonzalez
>Date: 11/23/2003 4:08 AM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <m931sv4e1khgejfea...@4ax.com>
In fact, all of Western Europe since 1981! I recently found this out, and
currently I can't donate blood (never mind I've already done at least 11
donations; I lived all of 1983 in Spain) . . .
- Vaughner
- "Well, thanks to the internet, I'm bored with sex."
- Philip J. Fry, "Futurama"
James M
Eva Junkyard Wars
Contestants race to build common devices from leftover Eva
prototypes. Canceled 1st season due to long uncomfotable pauses and
contestants inability to syncronize with their creations
JonLke
>bursts into tears at the idea of fights against Angels
>lasting over multiple episodes, and 62 seconds becoming
>an eternity...)
NGE Redux- a 200 episode series for TV, featuring cameo appearances by Donald
Rumsfield and Robert McNamara.
Richard Hudson
<bra...@brazils-animeland.de> wrote:
>
>Much, MUCH better: Rei walks into the room, shoots Gendou in the head,
>then herself.
>
>Credits roll, no music because it would be drowned in the wild cheering from
>the audience anyway.
And then Asuka takes the gun, masturbates with it for 3 hours, forces
Shinji in the room by gunpoint, has sex with him for three more hours
and then kills Shinji and then herself.
Richard Hudson
Richard Hudson
<esha...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>Awww but then Shinji will have no father to psychologically abuse him.
>And the poor kid has already lost his mother.
Send the poor kid to the Gundam Wing universe. If that don't screw him
up, nothing will.
Richard Hudson