Getting into heaven
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Getting into heaven
You Can't Fool The Kids In Sunday School!
You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they
are way too smart...
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage
sale, and gave all my money to the church, would
I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my
Sunday school class.
"NO!" all the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the
yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would
I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to
heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be
dead!"