Blonde Bomb
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Blonde Bomb
A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with
a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course
of the conversation he says would you like to
hear a 'blonde' joke ?
"Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde,
I'm 6 feet tall without heels and I've been training
in judo for the past 5 years."
Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My
flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet 2 inches tall,
has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's
a black belt and has been Southern Counties Ladies'
Champion for the past 3 years.
Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde,
she weighs over 200 pounds and is a professional
womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the
joke about a blonde ?"
"Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got
to explain it 3 times".