Two Sisters
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Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit
the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a
few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they
can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then
takes their last $600 dollars out west to another
ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I
get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll
contact you to drive out after me and haul it
home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects
the bull, and decides she does want to buy it.
The man tells her that he can sell it for $599,
no less. After paying him, she drives to the
nearest town to send her sister a telegram to
tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says,
"I want to send a telegram to my sister telling
her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I
need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck
and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll
be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99
cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette
only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only
be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods,
and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How
is she ever going to know that you want her to
hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch
if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde."
"She'll read it very slow."