strange gaijin man
Kaz
yelling loud to a young Japanese female clerk like "No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No!". I took a backward glance and saw a strange
gaijin man looking really frustrated about something were blaming the
clerk just because he wanted to put his whole thing into a bag. He
didn't like the clerk trying to put his stuff to an used carton. The
staff there are nice and that place is a wholesale store and not a
retail store so an used carton is good enough for stuffing. I think he
shouldn't have been so selfish and shouldn't have yelled her with such
a little thing. The female clerk looked slightly embarrassed and I
felt sorry about her.
The gaijin man seemed he is looking down on whole young Japanese women
as gaijin-loving freaks or something and having some attitude against
Japanese women. Anyway it was a little offensive incident for me
today.
PS: A Sepponian-size hot dog with a free-refill beverage sold at there
for just 250 yen is really a good deal. A Sepponian-size pizza for 280
yen as well.
Kevin Gowen
> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today. A gaijin customer was
> yelling loud to a young Japanese female clerk like "No! No! No! No!
> No! No! No! No! No!". I took a backward glance and saw a strange
> gaijin man looking really frustrated about something were blaming the
> clerk just because he wanted to put his whole thing into a bag. He
> didn't like the clerk trying to put his stuff to an used carton. The
> staff there are nice and that place is a wholesale store and not a
> retail store so an used carton is good enough for stuffing. I think he
> shouldn't have been so selfish and shouldn't have yelled her with such
> a little thing. The female clerk looked slightly embarrassed and I
> felt sorry about her.
> The gaijin man seemed he is looking down on whole young Japanese women
> as gaijin-loving freaks or something and having some attitude against
> Japanese women. Anyway it was a little offensive incident for me
> today.
He is just another hater of the Kinai culture. Maybe he used to live in
Tokyo?
> PS: A Sepponian-size hot dog with a free-refill beverage sold at there
> for just 250 yen is really a good deal. A Sepponian-size pizza for 280
> yen as well.
What's the diameter of the pizza?
--
Kevin Gowen
Kaz
> Kaz wrote:
> > I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today. A gaijin customer was
> > yelling loud to a young Japanese female clerk like "No! No! No! No!
> > No! No! No! No! No!". I took a backward glance and saw a strange
> > gaijin man looking really frustrated about something were blaming the
> > clerk just because he wanted to put his whole thing into a bag. He
> > didn't like the clerk trying to put his stuff to an used carton. The
> > staff there are nice and that place is a wholesale store and not a
> > retail store so an used carton is good enough for stuffing. I think he
> > shouldn't have been so selfish and shouldn't have yelled her with such
> > a little thing. The female clerk looked slightly embarrassed and I
> > felt sorry about her.
> > The gaijin man seemed he is looking down on whole young Japanese women
> > as gaijin-loving freaks or something and having some attitude against
> > Japanese women. Anyway it was a little offensive incident for me
> > today.
>
> He is just another hater of the Kinai culture. Maybe he used to live in
> Tokyo?
Yes, it could be. Probably he moved from Tokyo to Kinai recently, and
has been accustomed to those White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners in
Roppongi who are very submissive and acting like slaves against Whites
because they are racists, and then didn't know how people in Kinai are
like.
> > PS: A Sepponian-size hot dog with a free-refill beverage sold at there
> > for just 250 yen is really a good deal. A Sepponian-size pizza for 280
> > yen as well.
>
> What's the diameter of the pizza?
45cm, 18in., I think. A 1/8 piece is 280 yen, a whole is 1500 yen I
think.
They have combo, salami, sausage, etc.
BTW, Sepponian size 4lb Skippy chunk peanut butter is 898 yen. It's
far better than buying a Japanese size jar that finishes after
spreading it on 4 slices of toast.
Kaz
> > for just 250 yen is really a good deal. A Sepponian-size pizza for 280
Sorry about my "engrish" made you confused. It should have been "A
piece of Sepponian-size pizza".
Ryan Ginstrom
"Kaz" <k...@ivebeenframed.com> wrote in message
news:365fcc52.03060...@posting.google.com...
> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today. A gaijin customer was
> yelling loud to a young Japanese female clerk like "No! No! No! No!
> No! No! No! No! No!".
There is nothing wrong with him. He has just reached the first stage of
gaigin Enlightenment: most Japanese know a little English, so it will help
if you enunciate properly and speak very loudly and very slowly.
The second stage of Enlightenment occurs when you realize that most Japanese
don't know much English after all, and learn that pantomime will get you
much further.
The third and final stage of Enlightenment occurs when you learn 10 words of
Japanese and become a 5-minutes-of-fame gaigin talent, and earn enough
kangarubles for your retirement on Fiji.
--
Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom
Michael Cash
alphabet and kept on going with:
Keeper. Thanks.
--
Michael Cash
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
Kevin Gowen
That's probably right. Such people are always roaming around Roppongi. Every
time I walk around Roppongi I am always confronted by men from Nigeria who
ask me if I like "nice Japanese girl" and I say "not those pseudo-westerner
TOKYO JAP girls!"
>>> PS: A Sepponian-size hot dog with a free-refill beverage sold at
>>> there
>>> for just 250 yen is really a good deal. A Sepponian-size pizza for
>>> 280
>>> yen as well.
>>
>> What's the diameter of the pizza?
>
> 45cm, 18in., I think. A 1/8 piece is 280 yen, a whole is 1500 yen I
> think.
> They have combo, salami, sausage, etc.
That's a good deal. Much better than Aoki's.
> BTW, Sepponian size 4lb Skippy chunk peanut butter is 898 yen. It's
> far better than buying a Japanese size jar that finishes after
> spreading it on 4 slices of toast.
Buy that peanut butter! You could by some jelly and really make some good
sandwiches. Of course, be sure to buy good sliced bread for sandwiches.
Don't get the loaf that is just a bag of five slices that are each 2 inches
thick.
--
Kevin Gowen
Dave Fossett
> BTW, Sepponian size 4lb Skippy chunk peanut butter is 898 yen. It's
> far better than buying a Japanese size jar that finishes after
> spreading it on 4 slices of toast.
I wonder... is spending the weekend at Costco drooling over American-size
pizza and peanut butter the first danger sign that one is turning into a
"White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners" (TM)?
--
Dave Fossett
Saitama, JAPAN
Travers Naran
I learned a new phrase today: Sepponian-size!
"I'd like my order Sepponian-sized, please."
I take it one would have to say this in English for maximum ironic effect?
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Chulsoo Kim
> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today.
How the hell did you get a Costco card? Doesn't that place have any standards?
Dave Fossett
> How the hell did you get a Costco card? Doesn't that place have any
standards?
Or doesn't *he* have any standards? It sounds like Kaz has already abandoned
his Kinai roots and sold his soul to the white imperialists. Next he'll be
telling us that Tokyo isn't such a bad place after all...
Kaz
>
Laughing! Surely Chulsoo Kim is a communist North Korean. In our
capitalism world, unlike your isolated strict world, no store owner
sets such a standard against customers. In your country that is owned
by the Midget Dictator, I guess there is a standard that allows only
executives of the Labor Party to shop. Then ordinary people are buying
flesh of human in a black market.
Kevin Gowen
> "Chulsoo Kim" <gold...@volcanomail.com> wrote in message
> news:2396849a.03060...@posting.google.com...
>> k...@ivebeenframed.com (Kaz) wrote in message
>> news:<365fcc52.03060...@posting.google.com>...
>>
>>> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today.
>>
>> How the hell did you get a Costco card? Doesn't that place have any
>> standards?
>
> Laughing! Surely Chulsoo Kim is a communist North Korean. In our
> capitalism world, unlike your isolated strict world, no store owner
> sets such a standard against customers. In your country that is owned
> by the Midget Dictator,
I call him Tiny Elvis.
> I guess there is a standard that allows only
> executives of the Labor Party to shop. Then ordinary people are buying
> flesh of human in a black market.
--
Kevin Gowen
Kaz
Ummm...peanut butter isn't a White's trade mark. It's a Sepponian
thing. A lot of non-White Sepponians eat that stuff, and they have
been sold in most Japanese supermarkets too. Pizza and hot dogs as
well. Incidentally, costco sells all those Japanese things like
Katsuobushi, Ocha(green tea), Sashimi and sushi things, Unagi no
Kagayaki, Yakitori, Takoyaki, rice cookies, Bonchi Age of typical
Kansai style, etc. And they sell cat food cans for my cats in the
lowest price in my town. Most of the products being sold at there are
the lowest price in my town I think. There is no reason to miss those
deals.
Kaz
Also, I think it's the first dager sign that one is turning into a big
fat Sepponian, not the "White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners". Those
"White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners" in Kobe or Tokyo despise that
kind of discount stores and they worship a expensive high class store
selling stuff like Freach foods, not Sepponian style foods.
PS: For the first time I saw a Sepponian-size big bag of
Bonshi-Age(Kansai style Okaki)
Kaz
> That's probably right. Such people are always roaming around Roppongi. Every
> time I walk around Roppongi I am always confronted by men from Nigeria who
> ask me if I like "nice Japanese girl" and I say "not those pseudo-westerner
> TOKYO JAP girls!"
Those White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners in Roppongi are incredibly
ridiculous. They believe like every White is really rich and there are
many apartments for gajin folks that rip incredibly high rent off,
like 1.5 million yen rent for a month. When I first saw their ads in
Japan Times, I thought they misprinted with an extra figure. Even if
the exchange rate was $1 = 360 yen like it was in the past, they are
still far higher than any other thing.
Bryan Parker
Those White-worshipping pseudo-Western Tokyo
Jappies in Costco were incredibly ridiculous when
I visited them today. They thought that every
white man is really rich and gaijenerous enough to
fork over 4000 yen for a membership required to
get a 280 yen slice of pizza.
It's a damn good thing they have such great prices
on their pseudo-Western gaijeneric products. I
would've been pissed off at you for encouraging me
to visit such a white-worshipping-pseudo-western-
Tokyo Jappie place like that Kaz.
--
Bryan
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Bryan Parker
>Those White-worshipping pseudo-Westerners in Roppongi are incredibly
>ridiculous. They believe like every White is really rich and there are
And here I thought they just liked us for our
gaijenetic endowment. Check this out..
http://makeashorterlink.com/?Z355520E4
Kaz
> Jappies in Costco were incredibly ridiculous when
> I visited them today. They thought that every
> white man is really rich and gaijenerous enough to
> fork over 4000 yen for a membership required to
> get a 280 yen slice of pizza.
Did they ask you to get a membership to get a slice of pizza? I didn't
know that they also require for that stuff sold at the out of cashier.
Anyway, sorry I forgot to mention that I paid 3500 yen for membership
when I first visited there. It won't be 4000 yen if you own any
business and then if you had your own calling card. I've been buying a
lot of things there since they offer the lowest prices so 3500 yen for
membership doesn't matter to me.
Kaz
Why do you assume that that kind of wholesale business is white
imperialist's?
I think the wholesale business field is a kind of a typical Jewish
running business, rather than white imperialist's.
Our Osakans, often called as Japanese version of Jewish, are great in
the wholesale business. Actually Osaka doesn't have much productivity,
but it has been standing in Japan's merchants city with the wholesale
business ever since the Edo Era. The style of costco is a typical
Kansai style though. The only difference is that it's a Sepponian
version of Kansai style. That kind of style of wholesale actually has
been existed here in Amagasaki for decades. There is another wholesale
market running by Japanese just a few blocks away from costco. But
it's much smaller than the Sepponian style big store. And Daiei had
been running the same kind of discount store in downtown Amagasaki as
"Topos" since decades ago.....but after costco opened, they closed.
Daiei is in a huge financial difficulties now. I think Daiei should be
absorbed by Walmart or something of Sepponian super power.
Kaz
> imperialist's?
> I think the wholesale business field is a kind of a typical Jewish
> running business, rather than white imperialist's.
> Our Osakans, often called as Japanese version of Jewish, are great in
> the wholesale business. Actually Osaka doesn't have much productivity,
> but it has been standing in Japan's merchants city with the wholesale
> business ever since the Edo Era. The style of costco is a typical
> Kansai style though. The only difference is that it's a Sepponian
> version of Kansai style. That kind of style of wholesale actually has
> been existed here in Amagasaki for decades. There is another wholesale
> market running by Japanese just a few blocks away from costco. But
> it's much smaller than the Sepponian style big store. And Daiei had
> been running the same kind of discount store in downtown Amagasaki as
> "Topos" since decades ago.....but after costco opened, they closed.
> Daiei is in a huge financial difficulties now. I think Daiei should be
> absorbed by Walmart or something of Sepponian super power.
In addition, the reason why our tokyojaps(TM) dislike Osakans or
Kansaijin is strongly related to this kind of wholesale business.
Tokyojap's typical stereotype against Kansaijin is "Kechi",
cheapskate. Osakan's business style has been "bulk buying and beating
the price down" ever since the Edo era. Osakan merchants always try to
beat the price down when they buy something, and buying anything
cheaper is a "wise" thing in Kansaijin's sense of value, but, being
"Kechi" and knocking the price down is a shame in tokyojap's sense of
value. Osaka and Tokyo are diametrically different. Producers always
want to sell their products in high prices but Osakan merchant always
try to beat its price down as low as it's possible. Daiei of typical
Osakan style business is well-known as such "Kechi" business, and many
manufacturers disliked to wholesale their products to Daiei type
retailers. Matsusita(Panasonic) is one of famous company that did not
like Daiei. Although Matsusita is a famous Osakan producer, they had
been refusing to wholesale their products to Daiei because Daiei buys
and sells Matsusita's products in way too lower price then Matsusita
expects.
But nowadays, very recently, even in Tokyo, I think many people there
like to beat the price down when they buy something, and they are
turning to Kansaijin-like.
Kaz
Conclusion: I'm taking my Kinai style of livings more, without having
been influenced by such pseudo-white-imperialists of our Tokyo folks.
BTW, Chulsoo Kim and you seem like you have been quite unfamiliar with
the world of capitalism. Seems like an union of the Labor party or
something. I think the white-imperialism is more like communism, or
socialism. And that's why the Dictator Kim looks an ultimate racist to
me, as well as this Kim.
Chulsoo Kim
> Kaz wrote:
> > "Chulsoo Kim" <gold...@volcanomail.com> wrote in message
> > news:2396849a.03060...@posting.google.com...
> >> k...@ivebeenframed.com (Kaz) wrote in message
> >> news:<365fcc52.03060...@posting.google.com>...
> >>
> >>> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today.
> >>
> >> How the hell did you get a Costco card? Doesn't that place have any
> >> standards?
> >
> > Laughing! Surely Chulsoo Kim is a communist North Korean. In our
> > capitalism world, unlike your isolated strict world, no store owner
> > sets such a standard against customers. In your country that is owned
> > by the Midget Dictator,
>
> I call him Tiny Elvis.
"Little E"
Bryan Parker
>"Bryan Parker" <puntspe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:bppbevgttmk617jor...@4ax.com...
>> Those White-worshipping pseudo-Western Tokyo
>> Jappies in Costco were incredibly ridiculous when
>> I visited them today. They thought that every
>> white man is really rich and gaijenerous enough to
>> fork over 4000 yen for a membership required to
>> get a 280 yen slice of pizza.
>
>Did they ask you to get a membership to get a slice of pizza? I didn't
>know that they also require for that stuff sold at the out of cashier.
You can't even get in the door without a
membership or an escort that has one.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining. Hell, I
spent 3+ hours in there and still can't wait to go
back again.
--
Bryan
aerogaijenerator -
* noun: gaijenerator that extracts usable energy from the winds created from FAP FAP FAPPING to Japanese porn
Michael Cash
<puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
with:
>Bryan
>aerogaijenerator -
>* noun: gaijenerator that extracts usable energy from the winds created from FAP FAP FAPPING to Japanese porn
I like my definition for "jugular" better.
Bryan Parker
>On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 20:28:14 +0900, Bryan Parker
><puntspe...@yahoo.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
>with:
>
>>Bryan
>>aerogaijenerator -
>>* noun: gaijenerator that extracts usable energy from the winds created from FAP FAP FAPPING to Japanese porn
>
>I like my definition for "jugular" better.
"JUGULAR: adj. HAVING LARGE BREASTESSES?"
I kinda liked that one myself.
I've gotta whole friggin dictionary full of these
gaijin related definitions that I'm trying to get
set up in a random sig file generator that works
with my newsreader (Agent) right now. We'll see
how long it takes me to get this thing working
properly.
--
Bryan
gaijenerating -
verb: bring into existence (Example: "The new Sepponian manager gaijenerates a lot of problems")
verb: produce (Example: "Damn Brett! We can't gaijenerate enough sperm to repopulate the entire country")
verb: fuck