Japanese education makes you very happy
Rafael Caetano
Mike Cash said:
"I was also a Monbusho Scholar <insert joke here>, at Hirosaki
National
University (Aomori), and studied in the section that trains future
English teachers.
I learned 100 times more standing in the aisle at the Hirosaki
Kinokuniya bookstore than I did at that University."
At that time I thought Mike was joking, but now I see that it was
probably an understatement. I learn more standing at the bus stop than
at the university.
:-(
And why the public toilets have no soap?
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Rafael Caetano
John W.
>
> And why the public toilets have no soap?
>
packs just don't handle the job.
John W.
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
--
Michael Cash
"My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer J. Fudd
Millionaire
John W.
> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >rcae...@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.03060...@posting.google.com>...
> >>
> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
> >>
> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
> >packs just don't handle the job.
>
> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
>
there's a hair issue.
John W.
MonkeyBoy
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >rcae...@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.03060...@posting.google.com>...
> >>
> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
> >>
> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
> >packs just don't handle the job.
>
> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
>
>
How on God's good green earth can that be done when both hands are
grasping at the walls trying to keep from tipping over?
Sincerest regards,
MB
Michael Cash
the alphabet and kept on going with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<t2endvs7f47rmnfk1...@4ax.com>...
>> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
>> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>> >rcae...@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.03060...@posting.google.com>...
>> >>
>> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
>> >>
>> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
>> >packs just don't handle the job.
>>
>> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
>>
>There's just too much to spread, and the effort is too much. Besides,
>there's a hair issue.
Well, braid it or put it in a ponytail or something. Try moistening
your tissue with Nair for a week or two and see if that helps.
Michael Cash
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<t2endvs7f47rmnfk1...@4ax.com>...
>> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
>> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>>
>> >rcae...@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.03060...@posting.google.com>...
>> >>
>> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
>> >>
>> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
>> >packs just don't handle the job.
>>
>> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
>>
>>
>
>How on God's good green earth can that be done when both hands are
>grasping at the walls trying to keep from tipping over?
I always borrow a broom or a mop or something from the janitor's
supply closet and wedge myself in place with that. I need both hands
to keep my ample dangly bits out of the water.
Kevin Wayne Williams
> I always borrow a broom or a mop or something from the janitor's
> supply closet and wedge myself in place with that. I need both hands
> to keep my ample dangly bits out of the water.
Can't you shorten it a bit by tying a knot?
KWW
another fool
Won't it shorten itself after it hits the cold water?
Michael Cash
<nih...@paxonet.kom> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
In a broom handle? Boy, I can tell you've never done any janitorial
work.
John W.
> On 2 Jun 2003 18:39:23 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >Michael Cash <mike...@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<t2endvs7f47rmnfk1...@4ax.com>...
> >> On 2 Jun 2003 09:29:01 -0700, worth...@yahoo.com (John W.) belched
> >> the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >>
> >> >rcae...@yahoo.com (Rafael Caetano) wrote in message news:<94a6da7.03060...@posting.google.com>...
> >> >>
> >> >> And why the public toilets have no soap?
> >> >>
> >> >It is the lack of toilet paper that I hate. Somehow the little tissue
> >> >packs just don't handle the job.
> >>
> >> Try spreading your butt cheeks a little more before letting fly.
> >>
> >There's just too much to spread, and the effort is too much. Besides,
> >there's a hair issue.
>
> Well, braid it or put it in a ponytail or something. Try moistening
> your tissue with Nair for a week or two and see if that helps.
>
south at such an alarming rate.
John W.
Ed
"John W." <worth...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:73fde4f0.03060...@posting.google.com...
You can always use the sink to freshen up with.
John W.
Are you kidding? Have you seen the sinks.... waitaminit....
John W.
Ed
It's an old bachelor's trick I learned from my dormitory daze. Kinda like a
gaigin sized bidet.