Does anyone know a place where I can play "dress up Ayanami"?
I have a sinking feeling that this will be more horrible than I can
possibly imagine... And indeed, Google does not disappoint! Now, for
things that aren't what Mr.Qunt is looking for, but are indeed
horrible (and we shall wallow in their horribility, aye):
Evangelion UFO Dress Up Plushies: three plush versions of SD Rei and
Asuka, wearing hooded pajamas in the shape of fuzzy animals and the
Third Angel. You read that right.
http://www.animeusaexpress.com/negeevdruppl.html
Evangelion Rei & Asuka Pajama Time Figures: garage kit models of the
two heroines in nightshirts, unbuttoned to approximately their navels,
which is a degree of slovenliness that's totally inconsistent with
Rei's character. Asuka, for her part, is carrying a big pink plush
rabbit.
http://www.animeusaexpress.com/evreiaspatif.html
"Rei Dress Up wall poster: Large full color promo poster featuring Rei
in a variety of outfits." School uniform and track outfits, bathing
suits, kimonos, gowns, and an entire row of diseased imaginings that
imply she was somehow coerced into participating in the school play:
Rei dressed as a *tree*? What is this, that Tenchi/Eva crossover
fanfic in which "Magical Project S" Tsunami/Sasami turns out to be
Rei's mom?
http://www.houseofanime.com/en-us/dept_1082.html
An official Gainax computer game (an add-on for something called "All
Out Rich Man, Poor Man"?) in which you earn points, which can be spent
on taking Asuka and Rei out shopping. "Take Rei out shopping." Now
*there's* a phrase that Google can't match, wheeee.
http://www.gainax.co.jp/soft/daifugo/contents/index-e.html
Oh, here's a page with a bunch of dress-up games... no, I'm not going
to provide the URL, because that would just encourage these people.
Dress a *Twi'lek*? We can all thank George Lucas and Jabba the Hutt
for inciting *that* idea. Oh, and here's a nice bit of promo copy:
"Help Bulma out of her old clothes, and into some new ones!
Completely[sic] with whitty[sic] remarks and jiggly boobs!"
And here's another page with both pornographic games and Dress-Up
Cartman, Dress-Up Kenny, and Create A Mech. (:| Ohhhh-kay.
Also, the phrase "dress up" is likely to return a lot of lemon fanfic.
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There's assloads of KiSS dolls to be had, and also there's the Princess
Maker-esque Ayanami raising game GAINAX made a while back...
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> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003, "Richard Qunt" <r.c....@hotmail.com> asked:
>>I've seen quite a few Asuka dress-up games at places like
>>newgrounds.com, but none at all with Rei.
>>Does anyone know a place where I can play "dress up Ayanami"?
>
> I have a sinking feeling that this will be more horrible than I can
> possibly imagine... And indeed, Google does not disappoint! Now, for
> things that aren't what Mr.Qunt is looking for, but are indeed
> horrible (and we shall wallow in their horribility, aye):
>
> Evangelion UFO Dress Up Plushies: three plush versions of SD Rei and
> Asuka, wearing hooded pajamas in the shape of fuzzy animals and the
> Third Angel. You read that right.
>
Ahhhhhh.....isn't that just soooo cute....
> "Rei Dress Up wall poster: Large full color promo poster featuring Rei
> in a variety of outfits." School uniform and track outfits, bathing
> suits, kimonos, gowns, and an entire row of diseased imaginings that
> imply she was somehow coerced into participating in the school play:
> Rei dressed as a *tree*? What is this, that Tenchi/Eva crossover
> fanfic in which "Magical Project S" Tsunami/Sasami turns out to be
> Rei's mom?
>
> http://www.houseofanime.com/en-us/dept_1082.html
>
Hmmmm... Now that Auska wall poster looks interesting.
OK, so it's not Rei, but it's still pretty funny to play with:
http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp
http://arc-station.net/takumi/kisekae/index.html
There you go. Dress up and undress Ayanami-chan to your heart's
content.
To answer whoever was asking this the other week - yes, it seems that
the carpet *does* match the curtains...
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> I've seen quite a few Asuka dress-up games at places like
> newgrounds.com, but none at all with Rei.
>
> Does anyone know a place where I can play "dress up Ayanami"?
Search for KISS and Ayanami.
88 (morse, not nazi version)
Josef 'Jupp' Schugt
And on 19 Dec 2003, Psaiyan <ppve...@hotmail.communism> answered:
>http://arc-station.net/takumi/kisekae/index.html
>There you go. Dress up and undress Ayanami-chan to your heart's
>content.
I was investigating the other paper-doll games I'd found, for their
programming techniques, obviously -- why are you staring at me with
that skeptical look? -- and immediately recognized possible
improvements...
...which author Takumi Amatugawa has implemented! The items of
apparel have "snap-to" behavior when you drag them close to their
logical positions, and they have both "front" and "back" layers (with
the body in the "middle") as opposed to "paper dolls have only one
side" behavior. Ie, you can drag a bra or blouse over Rei's arm, and
it loops around in the proper topology. The applet can't deal with
certain pathological situtations, but hey, good show.
The next logical improvement (for Flash games, anyway) would be to
apply a color-transform to each item, so that multiple copies don't
clutter the workspace. Lousy GUI, that. (You're looking at me
skeptically again. Stop it.)
For comparison, the Rei game is Java, the HeroMachine (cited
elsewhere) and the games on New Grounds are Flash, and an experiment I
conducted four years ago was DHTML. (It was an SF uniform with
combinatoric possibilities -- long or short pants or shirt, five
colors for each. Like the HeroMachine, it didn't bother with
dragging.)
>To answer whoever was asking this the other week - yes, it seems that
>the carpet *does* match the curtains...
Well, I suppose that's logical (does Rei really seem the type to dye
her hair?), aside from the lit-crit philosophical equivalent to "Does
a tree that falls unwitnessed make a sound?," ie, "What properties do
fictional characters have when they're not being defined by the
writer?"
The further question is, does Rei need to shave her legs? And if she
doesn't, does she end up looking like Hank "The Beast" McCoy? :)
> On Thu, 18 Dec 2003 17:55:21 -0000, "Richard Qunt"
> <r.c....@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I've seen quite a few Asuka dress-up games at places like newgrounds.com,
>>but none at all with Rei.
>>
>>Does anyone know a place where I can play "dress up Ayanami"?
>
>
> http://arc-station.net/takumi/kisekae/index.html
>
> There you go. Dress up and undress Ayanami-chan to your heart's
> content.
>
> To answer whoever was asking this the other week - yes, it seems that
> the carpet *does* match the curtains...
Well, I guess that we know what you do in your spare time... :-P
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>Well, I guess that we know what you do in your spare time... :-P
Hey, it kills the hours and days until I can get my Ayanami body
pillow... :-P
> On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 20:32:03 GMT, Daniel Rudy
> <dcr...@invalid.pacbell.nospam.net.0123456789> wrote:
>
>
>>Well, I guess that we know what you do in your spare time... :-P
>
>
> Hey, it kills the hours and days until I can get my Ayanami body
> pillow... :-P
You know, I was wondering about that...
Ayanami shouldn't have any carpet, based on some Japanese photobooks prior
to the "no under-18 nudes" law was passed.