[POLL] Whose your favourite Evangelion MILF?
Frank White
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>"Jose Diaz" <jrde...@earthlink.REMOVTREPLYnet> wrote in message
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>> Oh, I wouldn't say slutty... it's not like she's skanking it up with
>> everything that moves. She's just... uninhibited with the right man/boy
>> (One straight week at it... I'm impressed at the K-man!). And not above
>> trading on it. Of course all that drinking helps improve the odds. Plus
>> Richard neglected to mention, she packs heat and is willing to use it.
>
>I'd like to see a pic of Misato masturbating/fucking herself with the
Desert
>Eagle she has in EOE.
YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
>> If Maya's an "older babe", that's a very, very depressing thought.
>Biggest
>> score in her favor: is the one closest to being even remotely like a
>normal
>> person (at least until very near the end). I'd take her.
>
>Maya would be good to tie up and hit with a leather belt.
You know, foreplay - almost all kinds of play, sexual and
otherwise - does not HAVE to consist of the deliberate
infliction of pain.
I just thought you'd like to know.
FW
Psaiyan
wrote:
>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>
>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
>become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
>Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
>opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
>spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
Someone should really draw a picture of Misato trying to shoot a .50
Desert Eagle one-handed. The thought of a 5'4, 100lb Japanese woman
trying to fire a pistol that's probably longer than her forearm and
hand together amuses me...
They could do an 'after' pic of her nursing her sore wrist, with an
imprint of the gunsight on her forehead... ^_^
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5parrow
> On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> wrote:
>
>
>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>
>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
> Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
> masturbating with a crowbar? :\
*choke* *cough* Oh, I'm going to get you for that.
Freeman with the hornet gun.
- 5parrow
Psaiyan
wrote:
The Shockroach looks infinitely more phallic. Has its own battery
supply too...
paranormalized
<ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote:
>On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 12:16:01 -0500, 5parrow <mail....@gtg692n.edu>
>wrote:
>
>>Psaiyan wrote:
>>
>>> On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>>>
>>>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>>> Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>>> masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>>
>>*choke* *cough* Oh, I'm going to get you for that.
>>
>>Freeman with the hornet gun.
>
>The Shockroach looks infinitely more phallic. Has its own battery
>supply too...
But the hornet gun looks much more suspiciously like the organism on
Warren Ellis' blog... :\
warning: Warren Ellis' blog link- perversion, strong language, and
just plain weirdness
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/
the nov. 28 entry...
Jonathan Fisher
the best way to get over a meme is to spread it! ^_^_^;;
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Psaiyan
I'll never look at Black Mesa in the same way again... 0_0
John L. Friese
>On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>wrote:
>
>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>
>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>
>Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>masturbating with a crowbar? :\
Here's what I want to see: Erma Felna wearing an H.E.V. suit, bashing
some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
from under his labcoat.
>
>>The artist, Steve Gallacci, refused; since then it has
>>become a joke in the furry community, artists drawing
>>Erma doing everything with a crowbar (whopping the enemy,
>>opening boxes, prying open the jammed doors on crashed
>>spaceships) EXCEPT what the 'fan' requested...)
>
>Someone should really draw a picture of Misato trying to shoot a .50
>Desert Eagle one-handed. The thought of a 5'4, 100lb Japanese woman
>trying to fire a pistol that's probably longer than her forearm and
>hand together amuses me...
>
>They could do an 'after' pic of her nursing her sore wrist, with an
>imprint of the gunsight on her forehead... ^_^
You mean somebody makes a barrel for the Desert Eagle that's longer than
10 inches?
Check out: <http://www.magnumresearch.com/>
From the homepage, select "Firearms & Accessories"
Then follow the links to the Mark XIX and Mark VII pistols
The Mark VII Desert Eagle is no longer in production, but was made
in 6" and 10" models for .44 Magnum.
The Mark XIX Desert Eagle Component System offers 6 interchangeable
barrels: 6" and 10" versions for .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum and .50 A.E.
A .357 Magnum 6" Desert Eagle w/ 7-round clip appears in Half-Life:
Opposing Force, but the game docs don't say what version it is...
So that pistol Misato's firing has a custom-built barrel, or it only
_looks_ longer than her forearm.
John L. Friese
Frank White
lfr...@gci.net says...
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>On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 15:36:04 +0000, Psaiyan <ppve...@hotmail.communism>
wrote:
>>On 29 Nov 2003 14:47:55 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>YOU'RE the guy who said he wanted to see Erma Felma with a
>>>crowbar, aren't you?!?!?!?
>>>
>>>(Erma is a anthropomorphic comic book character, a catgirl
>>>military officer in a futuristic setting. One 'fan'
>>>requested a drawing of Erma mastubating with a crowbar.
>>
>>Wonder if anyone has ever asked for pictures of Gordan Freeman
>>masturbating with a crowbar? :\
>
>Here's what I want to see: Erma Felna wearing an H.E.V. suit, bashing
>some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
>
>The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
>from under his labcoat.
Thank GOD!! When you said 'head-crabbed scientist', I thought
you were talking about WASHUU!!
(You gotta admit, her hairdo looks like a crab...)
If Erma showed up anywhere near Washuu the poor cat-girl would
probably find herself strapped to Washuu's exam table, being
studied, PDQ.
After which, somehow, she'd fall for Tenchi, move into his
house, and become another member of his 'harem'...
FW
John L. Friese
>In article <slrnbsvi5r.3v...@snow.anchorageak.net>,
>lfr...@gci.net says...
>>
>>some poor head-crabbed scientist in the head with a crowbar.
>>
>>The poor head-crabbed scientist, of course, has a tail sticking out
>>from under his labcoat.
>
>Thank GOD!! When you said 'head-crabbed scientist', I thought
>you were talking about WASHUU!!
>
No, that would be a "crab-haired scientist"[1] ^_^
>
>If Erma showed up anywhere near Washuu the poor cat-girl would
>probably find herself strapped to Washuu's exam table, being
>studied, PDQ.
>
>After which, somehow, she'd fall for Tenchi, move into his
>house, and become another member of his 'harem'...
If she can get around the fact that she's almost[2] completely surrounded
by flat-faced, mostly-hairless bipeds...well, we'd have to see, right?
John L. Friese
[1] I was going to say "crab-headed scientist", but that might have
brought to mind Dr. Zoidberg from _Futurama_...even though he doesn't
have the head of a crab.
[2] Ryo-Oh-Ki being the main exception.