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Express Line
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick
up a few items. She headed for the express line
where the clerk was talking on the phone with
his back turned to her.
"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could
you check me out, please?"
The clerk turned, stared at her for a second,
looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not
bad."