I Am The Greatest
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I Am The Greatest
A little boy was overheard talking to himself
as he strutted through the backyard, wearing
his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm
the greatest batter in the world," he announced.
Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung
at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled.
Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again,
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"
He tossed the ball into the air. When it came
down he swung again and missed. "Strike Two!"
he cried.
The boy then paused a moment to examine his
bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands
and rubbed them together. He straightened his
cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest batter
in the world!"
Again he tossed the ball up in the air and
swung at it. He missed.
"Strike Three!"
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher
in the world, too!"