As he looked around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning
up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off,
thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit
the floor. Dead.
The moral to the story is:
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit.
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