See Disaster, you don't need a wooden club to get a girlfriend! :p
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'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Rei 04: DISASTER ISN'T HERE! But we are interested!
*49 clubs hit the floor*
*Faint sigh of relief heard from the background*
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Carpe Jugulum
Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
Rei 46, Rei 47, Rei 48, Rei 49
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Rei 04: Are you suggesting we have the same personalities?
*49 Clubs get picked up again*
*Faint Eek is heard form the background*
49 Asukas? Truly a terrifiying image. Beside, Asuka would never consent to
being cloned: It would diminish her bright star even further than her
failure as an Eva pilot.
Misato, on the other hand.....
Vaughn L.Porter
There can be only one Asuka Langley Sohryu!
[snip]
Hey, babe! So am I...
as you can already tell, i have learned the secret!
52\Kyle
*49 distinct giggles*
> Misato, on the other hand.....
*49 curious minds, one cloning Lab*
Rei 01: Unfortunately, being the stupid girls that we are, we have to
resort to the good old clubbing method!
*49 Clubs are prepared on 49 shoulders*
Rei 01: Ready?
*while the lights are still on and before anyone can do anything, the image of
zeruel quickly appears and dissappears in the room in less than a second and
afterwards all 49 Rei's feel as though they've been groped*
*in control room in Zeruel's perfect world*
Zeruel: Success!! My new clones are PERFECT!!
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>Carpe Jugulum
>Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
>Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
>Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
>Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
>Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
>Rei 46, Rei 47, Rei 48, Rei 49
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>DSE - For the Public - http://www.disfanfic.net/DSE
>JAE FAQ - http://www.evafaq.com
>Pen^3's JAE FAQ - http://faq.pen3.cjb.net
>Convention Reports - http://www.disfanfic.net/conventions
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"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"
The problem with perfect clones is that they usually doubt they are the
clone because they are so perfect. This tends to lead to all sorts of
violent confrontations and arguments. That is why my clones have a set
life span, and I make sure I'm a safe distance away when they realise
this. ;)
yeah, babe! I'm into that freaky sh*t.
j/k please don't hurt me...
52\Kyle
Rei 49: I remember the frist time you learnt that lesson..... and the 2nd
time! Hehehe.
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Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 01: How lame, Rei have the VCI purge this ugly feeling already and in
the future have them set to repulse bionetic fields as well.
Rei 22: Ritsuko is setting that up now.
Rei 14: Who wants to file the copyright against him on Watchmans behalf?
Rei 49: That should be me I guess.
Rei 48: Makes sense.
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Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 04: *Smirk* Pfft, men!
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Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
You know, I'm not someone who doesn't condone cloning an anime character,
but I don't think the cleaners will be able to handle the amount of empty
beers cans if Misato ever gets clo...
[Rob slips on a beer can and lands on his backside.]
Misato 02: Sorry, that was one of mine.
Well, so much for warning them...
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Rob Kelly
Current Favourites | Current Quote
J-Rock Band: Dir en Grey | I don't want to become Edward H. Gein
Anime: Nadesico | [Dir en Grey - "JESSICA"]
Game: ESP Ra.De. | Sid Vicious & Nancy, where can I meet you?
*Shrugs*
It's not my job!
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Carpe Jugulum
Disaster