Dead Media - L. Seth Hammond
jren57
a programmer, then became a salesman, and finally a systems sales manager
until 1972, when the Kalamazoo office was closed. I worked for Litton EBS as
a computer salesman for a year and a half, then went back to Singer Business
Machines in Fort Wayne, before they closed down the whole company in 1975
http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
Singer used to make sewing machines BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
jren57
"jren57" <jre...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> >From the author, L. Seth Hammond, " I started with Singer-Friden in 1963
as
> a programmer, then became a salesman, and finally a systems sales manager
> until 1972, when the Kalamazoo office was closed. I worked for Litton EBS
as
> a computer salesman for a year and a half, then went back to Singer
Business
> Machines in Fort Wayne, before they closed down the whole company in 1975
>
> http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
>
INTERESTING!
Ed Down@the.pub
He's the Jonah of business, considering how much has gone under when he's around.
nick
He certainly has a following.
Phxbrd
"nick" <pizzalovin...@allstar.ps> wrote in message
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jren57 at least.
Get a life.
Phxbrd
"Ed Do...@the.pub" <sinist...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You've no idea how true that has been. Singer still owes me a Florida
vacation for being one of their best salesmen the year they padlocked the
doors.
Chris Fleitman
My wife has an old Singer and there is a Singer repair shop a few mile
from me.
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a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
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Phxbrd
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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Singer was a big conglomerate in the 60s & 70s. The business machine
division competed with many smaller companies. The systems section within
that competed with Burroughs, NCR, IBM, etc. The first Point Of Sale
terminals were Singers cabled to Singer Business Machine computers in every
Sears store in America.
What's now known as IT was MIS when Singer invented it.
nick
"Larry Jandro" <use...@REMOVETHISljvideo.com> wrote in message
> >> > http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
> >> >
> >> Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
> >> actually INTERESTING!
> >
> > He certainly has a following.
>
> At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
Or holding cue cards.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
actually
> > > INTERESTING!
> >
> > He certainly has a following.
>
> jren57 at least.
Photog's your number one fan, he'd like a signed photo - for his dartboard.
nick
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> >> >> > http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
> >> >> >
> >> >> Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
> >> >> actually INTERESTING!
> >> >
> >> > He certainly has a following.
> >>
> >> At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
> >
> >Or holding cue cards.
> >
> Or chasing urinating hispanics out of his fishpond in some godforsaken
> desert...
Larry's wife had to work extra shifts at the Circle K for a year to pay for
that pond.
photographer
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> to be too hasty.
>
That would be a more realistic representation of Hammond and a more natural
usage for said image. After all; everyone shits on dear old Leslie.The truly
disturbing thing is that the poor masochist actually seems to enjoy it and
goes out of his way to have such deeds done to him.
photographer
>
> "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>
> > > > Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
> actually
> > > > INTERESTING!
> > >
> > > He certainly has a following.
> >
> > jren57 at least.
>
> Photog's your number one fan,
Not fan, Nick. I am sent by Hammond's god to act out vengence upon him;-)
>he'd like a signed photo
Can a camera capture his image without breaking. You know how ugly the old
wizened dear is after all.
> - for his dartboard.
A far better usage has been put forward;-)
photographer
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> that didn't actually make it with the flush, of course...
Thats an easy one to answer. The floaters smell, and look, better than
Leslie.
Phxbrd
And those of you with time on your hands now know more about Flexowriters
than you'll ever need.
>
>
>
Phxbrd
Pharthead's my personal stalker. He's fit for naught else.
Phxbrd
"photographer" <chrisphot...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You nits spend far too much time playing in the commode.
photographer
Oh dear, Hammond. You have lost it and you know it.
jren57
Yeah, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs eat your hearts Out!
Les was the punch card computer king.
photographer
He has now moved on to be our punch bag queen.
Phxbrd
Edgecard, you mean. Tab cards were incidental, but not key. Read it again.
Everybody alive then had to be doing something. That's what I did. You?
jren57
Sorry Edgecards are well before my time Les.
Best regards
Jon
Phxbrd
Quite welcome.
Someday your recollections will include today - if you live long enough....
jren57
Being a diabetic, it don't look good
Phxbrd
Bummer, dude. Are you slowing down?
Chris Fleitman
Angkor wrote:
> Or chasing urinating hispanics out of his fishpond in some godforsaken
> desert...
You mean these hispanics in the '51 Chevy flatbed?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3094795.stm
Better pics of Cubans.
http://www.nypost.com/photos/web07250303.jpg
http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2003-07-24T225035Z_01_WAS55R_RTRIDSP_2_CUBA-USA.jpg
http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2003-07-25T110907Z_01_WHT305DR_RTRIDSP_2_BUSH.jpg
http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2003-07-23T214349Z_01_DBO01D_RTRIDSP_2_SPAIN.jpg
http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2003-07-24T190427Z_01_LON805D_RTRIDSP_2_BRITAIN.jpg
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
> >>>>>actually INTERESTING!
> >>>>
> >>>>He certainly has a following.
> >>>
> >>>At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
> >>
> >>Or holding cue cards.
> >>
> >
> > Or chasing urinating hispanics out of his fishpond in some godforsaken
> > desert...
>
> You mean these hispanics in the '51 Chevy flatbed?
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3094795.stm
Nice to see that you get your news from the BBC.
Dr. Hovel T. Moon
Nice to see a 51' Chevy running so nicely. Much better than that
stolen teutonic crap you peddle.
Phxbrd
"Dr. Hovel T. Moon" <ho...@moon.barry.com> wrote in message
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Fuckin Coast Guard sunk it. Any US Hispanic would kill for it.
Dr. Hovel T. Moon
wrote:
That reminds me of an old joke:
Q. Who's the busiest person at a Mexican wedding?
A. The guy with the jumper cables.
nick
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3094795.stm
> >
> >Nice to see that you get your news from the BBC.
> >
> If they only wanted the stuff that their gummint wanted them to hear
> they'd stick with their domestic services, no?
And end up like Sable.
Chris Fleitman
Actually, I read it in the NY Post. I went to the BBC to look for the
story and pics. The pics in the Post were better but they didn't post
them online.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
> >>>>>>>actually INTERESTING!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>He certainly has a following.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
> >>>>
> >>>>Or holding cue cards.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Or chasing urinating hispanics out of his fishpond in some godforsaken
> >>>desert...
> >>
> >>You mean these hispanics in the '51 Chevy flatbed?
> >>
> >>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3094795.stm
> >
> >
> > Nice to see that you get your news from the BBC.
> Actually, I read it in the NY Post. I went to the BBC to look for the
> story and pics. The pics in the Post were better but they didn't post
> them online.
So if you like pictures the US media is the one, but if you want words then
blighty wins?
nick
"Dr. Hovel T. Moon" <ho...@moon.barry.com> wrote in message
> >Nice to see that you get your news from the BBC.
> >
>
> Nice to see a 51' Chevy running so nicely. Much better than that
> stolen teutonic crap you peddle.
You mistake me for a dealer of stolen Teutonic crap.
Alan
>
> "Ed Do...@the.pub" <sinist...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:23aa1f91.03072...@posting.google.com...> news:<bfmsaf$ri0$1...@sparta.btinternet.com>...> > > news:bfmq57$mua$1...@sparta.btinternet.com...
> > > > >From the author, L. Seth Hammond, " I started with Singer-Friden in
> 1963
> > > as
> > > > a programmer, then became a salesman, and finally a systems sales
> manager
> > > > until 1972, when the Kalamazoo office was closed. I worked for Litton
> EBS
> > > as
> > > > a computer salesman for a year and a half, then went back to Singer
> > > Business
> > > > Machines in Fort Wayne, before they closed down the whole company in
> 1975
> > > >
> > > > http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
> > > >
> > > Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were actually
> > > INTERESTING!
> >
> around.
>
> You've no idea how true that has been. Singer still owes me a Florida
> vacation for being one of their best salesmen the year they padlocked the
> doors.
Salesmen is the most contemptible occupation on Earth, with
the single exception of lawyer.
Small wonder most everything you say has a whiff of
bullshit.
Chris Fleitman
That's how good our great American vehicles are, Seth. Even a '51 Chevy
would make a 90 mile trip over the ocean if the Coast Guard didn't turn
it into an artificial reef. I wonder if I can go the same distance with
my wife's old Singer and my old Craftsmen power sander. I bet I can.
Chris Fleitman
:)
Chris Fleitman
No, the story was more entertaining in the Post but their website isn't
as good as the BBC's. The Post had a full tabloid size page with nice
photos but less content on the web. The BBC sports dry writing but the
web masters give you more to read.
The Post is written by us perverted punk-ass New Yorkers so it's sexier
and in your face whether you like the truth or not.
The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
Chris Fleitman
No, Nick, everybody knows you are the guy that sells auto parts but
walks to work.
Phxbrd
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 22:18:05 GMT, "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
> >You've no idea how true that has been. Singer still owes me a Florida
> >vacation for being one of their best salesmen the year they padlocked the
> >doors.
You sob enough for two news groups, but not one of us in either gives a
fiddler's fuck....
jren57
Perverted punk-ass New Yorkernews:3F22718A...@netscape.net...
> The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
That would only happen if a clown like Rupert Murdoch could get his hands on
it!
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> > You mistake me for a dealer of stolen Teutonic crap.
>
> No, Nick, everybody knows you are the guy that sells auto parts but
> walks to work.
What's wrong with walking to work?
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
> and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
Chris Fleitman closet raghead.
Chris Fleitman
Chris Fleitman is a lover of fine pieces of ass.
Chris Fleitman
Angkor wrote:
> You'll never become a fat, stupid, lazy american if you persist on
> walking anywhere, Nick.
That's right, Fatstuff, better get that car fixed with some American
parts so you can covey your fat ass to the gym.
jren57
>
>
> nick wrote:
> > "Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
> >>and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> >>anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
> >
> >
Chris Fleitman is a lover of fine pieces of male ass.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>You mistake me for a dealer of stolen Teutonic crap.
> >>>
> >>>No, Nick, everybody knows you are the guy that sells auto parts but
> >>>walks to work.
> >>
> >>What's wrong with walking to work?
> >>
> >
> > You'll never become a fat, stupid, lazy american if you persist on
> > walking anywhere, Nick.
>
> That's right, Fatstuff,
You mistake me for a fat man.
> better get that car fixed with some American parts
Do American parts exist? Even spares for MLs always seem to be made in
Mexico and Canada.
> so you can covey your fat ass to the gym.
So stop walking and drive to the gym instead?
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
> >>and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> >>anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
> >
> >
> > Chris Fleitman closet raghead.
>
> Chris Fleitman is a lover of fine pieces of ass.
Little John can help you with that.
nick
"jren57" <jre...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > >>The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
> > >>and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> > >>anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
> > >
> > >
> Chris Fleitman dosn't know what a 'Nig-nog' is
In his country they're treated as second class citizens.
nick
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
His diets going badly.
nick
"Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> >> McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
> >
> >His diets going badly.
> >
> Good, it's always a joy when things are going wrong for him.
Plus his only friend, Sable, is spending all her time badly forging posts,
so poor Chris is feeling left out...
Chris Fleitman
Can he sell me a shoehorn?
Chris Fleitman
In your country they are not treated at all.
Chris Fleitman
Angkor wrote:
> McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
Just a bit of a hangover, Angkor - nothing to worry about.
Chris Fleitman
My diet is going great - yesterday I ate like King Henry VIII.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden
agenda
> >>>>>and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> >>>>>anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >> Chris Fleitman dosn't know what a 'Nig-nog' is
> >
> >
> > In his country they're treated as second class citizens.
>
> In your country they are not treated at all.
Nonsense, we even encouraged them over here in the 1950s, at the time when
they were denied rights in your former colony.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>The BBC is owned by the Queen so it's boring and full of hidden agenda
> >>>>and no 'Nig-nogs'. But I like the satellite broadcast - that Muslim
> >>>>anchor women is a fine piece of ass.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Chris Fleitman closet raghead.
> >>
> >>Chris Fleitman is a lover of fine pieces of ass.
> >
> >
> > Little John can help you with that.
>
> Can he sell me a shoehorn?
Of course, and the batteries to go with it.
Chris Fleitman
Are you suggesting that I want people to forge my posts?
Chris Fleitman
Oh, how does it feel with Angkor as your only friend?
Chris Fleitman
>
>
> nick wrote:
> > "Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
> >
> >
> >>>>McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
> >>>
> >>>His diets going badly.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Good, it's always a joy when things are going wrong for him.
> >
> >
> > Plus his only friend, Sable, is spending all her time badly forging
posts,
> > so poor Chris is feeling left out...
>
> Are you suggesting that I want people to forge my posts?
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Chris Fleitman
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
> >>>
> >>>His diets going badly.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Good, it's always a joy when things are going wrong for him.
> >
> >
> > Plus his only friend, Sable, is spending all her time badly forging
posts,
> > so poor Chris is feeling left out...
>
> Oh, how does it feel with Angkor as your only friend?
You really are cranky today.
Chris Fleitman
Har, har, hardy har, har.
Chris Fleitman
No I ain't. In fact I'm in a great mood.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>His diets going badly.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Good, it's always a joy when things are going wrong for him.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Plus his only friend, Sable, is spending all her time badly forging
> >>
> > posts,
> >
> >>>so poor Chris is feeling left out...
> >>
> >>Oh, how does it feel with Angkor as your only friend?
> >
> >
> > You really are cranky today.
>
> No I ain't. In fact I'm in a great mood.
Auntie Olga paid you a visit?
Ken Ehrett
>>What's wrong with walking to work?
>>
>You'll never become a fat, stupid, lazy american if you persist on
>walking anywhere, Nick.
Well, I guess there are some unforseen benefits to being an
unemployable loser living in his mother's basement. You must be quite
fit from dodging your creditors on foot all the time. It must be a
bummer to not have enough money to get that dent in your head fixed
though.
Larry Jandro
keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "Larry Jandro" <use...@REMOVETHISljvideo.com> wrote in message
>
>> >> > http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
>> >> >
>> >> Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you were
>> >> actually INTERESTING!
>> >
>> > He certainly has a following.
>>
>> At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
>
> Or holding cue cards.
What' wrong with holding cue cards..? I did that in 1973-4 while
attending college. Excellent pay, and it fit right in with my class
schedule.
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Larry Jandro
a keyboard and the electrons formed this:
> "Angkor" <vo...@what.nop> wrote in message
>
>> >> >> > http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/413.html
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Jesus Hammond, you gave the world the impression that you
>> >> >> were actually INTERESTING!
>> >> >
>> >> > He certainly has a following.
>> >>
>> >> At least he's not peddling junk car parts.
>> >
>> >Or holding cue cards.
>> >
>> Or chasing urinating hispanics out of his fishpond in some
>> godforsaken desert...
>
> Larry's wife had to work extra shifts at the Circle K for a year
> to pay for that pond.
My wife doesn't have to work. I'm currently paying for her to get
a Phd, just because she wants to do it. After she completes the
degree, she may still not choose to work. Maybe she'll just
volunteer somwhere.
I don't care. We're in great financial shape.
How are those used shock absorbers selling..?
Chris Fleitman
nah, her visits are for free.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>McFleitman is awfully cranky about something today, isn't he Nick.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>His diets going badly.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Good, it's always a joy when things are going wrong for him.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Plus his only friend, Sable, is spending all her time badly forging
> >>>>
> >>>posts,
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>so poor Chris is feeling left out...
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, how does it feel with Angkor as your only friend?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You really are cranky today.
> >>
> >>No I ain't. In fact I'm in a great mood.
> >
> >
> > Auntie Olga paid you a visit?
>
> nah, her visits are for free.
Har, har, hardy har, har
Ken Ehrett
>On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 17:34:30 GMT, Ken Ehrett <ya...@olg.com> wrote:
>
>>Well, I guess there are some unforseen benefits to being an
>>unemployable loser living in his mother's basement.
>You've finally found a career as a windscreen washer then Ken, is that
>what you're trying to share with the group? Well done, son, just
>remember to keep your rag clean and soon you'll be earning five to ten
>dollars a day. And who knows, if Sable ever gets her licence back
>after that unfortunate DUI episode she may even become one of your
>best customers.
Ah, the post editing pussy of usenet rides into the group. You're
putting on a brave front there Ricky but the truth is that you'd be
jealous of anyone who makes ten bucks a day considering your mum
doesn't give you that much allowance money in a week. You could stop
buying that sterno fuel and move up to "quality" stuff like Fosters.
>Now, down to business; have you found someone to give you a hand in
>fixing up your headers from that poor joe-job you've been trying to do
>on me? I'm certain that even the likes of Anal are hanging their
>heads in shame over your inability to think things through properly,
>dear. You're not very technically minded, you've got to face that
>little fact :)
>HAND
Hahahahaha! Only a post forging asshole like yourself would be bent
out of shape over someone moving into your territory. Your critique
of the poor technical quality of such posts along with the obvious
fishing expedition over who is doing it is quite revealing you
clueless trollee.
Ken Ehrett
<chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote:
>> Quiet dude, you confuse me. I'm Angkor. My name is Angkor. I am
>> Angkor. I lick my own butt.
>
>I was so convinced until you told us you lick you own butt. For the
>final test, can you suck your own cock?
Er Chris, that's a very sore subject for Angkor ever since he lost it
on a paved road in Asstrailer. Have a little sensitivity will ya!