His One Mistake
hiscoming
He kept up with the news,
The doctors examined him twice a year,
He knew a few good jokes,
He ate lots of fresh fruit,
He played football on Sunday mornings,
He slept at least 8 hours every night,
He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,
He took healthy walks where there was clean air,
He kept himself clean,
He did his daily exercises,
He was all set to live to be a hundred,
The funeral will be held Thursday,
His One Mistake
HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]
Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isn't necessary. The
Bible says, "that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
[Romans 10:9]
For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]
www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming
Disaster
Rei 14: Although Disaster is Christian himself. This is not the place to
solicit Christ. I will be listing this one under religious propaganda.
--
Carpe Jugulum
Reis 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Rei 10, Rei 11, Rei 12, Rei 13, Rei 14, Rei 15, Rei 16, Rei 17, Rei 18,
Rei 19, Rei 20, Rei 21, Rei 22, Rei 23, Rei 24, Rei 25, Rei 26, Rei 27,
Rei 28, Rei 29, Rei 30, Rei 31, Rei 32, Rei 33, Rei 34, Rei 35, Rei 36,
Rei 37, Rei 38, Rei 39, Rei 40, Rei 41, Rei 42, Rei 43, Rei 44, Rei 45,
Rei 46, Rei 47, Rei 48, Rei 49
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Kakarotto
you!!!
Disaster
Rei 13: Many people unfortunately do not understand the art of evangelism.
It's certainly not the hell of spamming and bugging people who do not want
to hear about it. It's talk to people about God who DO want to hear about
it. Apart from that those who do not have this gift live their lives as
testament to God.
Rei 23: *Nods*
Kakarotto
Screw you and your preaching.
If your 555 then I'm 666, whats it like to be a Heretic! - Slipknot -
Heretic Anthem
Kyle Goetz
Ah, well...the angels will be coming, just ask Gendo.
52\Kyle
Watchman
His one mistake was letting SPAMMERS do his advertising for Him!
Begone! And DO NOT Return!!!
<mutters> Deity's aren't nearly as interesting when they stop smiting
people. <mutters>
--
'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'
Disaster
> <mutters> Deity's aren't nearly as interesting when they stop smiting
> people. <mutters>
Rei 04: .......really........ *Smirk*
Rei 03: NO REI! I'm not doing 3rd Impact now!
Disaster
Rei 06: Uh Kak?
Rei 07: <mutter>Sounds like a throat infection.</mutter>
Rei 35: Shhhhhhhh!
Rei 06: Uh yeah Kak that was not preaching! The guy BEFORE us was
preaching! As to Disaster and his email account we are happier using his
account as we don't often do this kind of thing.
Kakarotto
"Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:ukcop03...@corp.supernews.com...
> "Kakarotto" <kaka...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> > Why don't you Rei's get your own emails and stop talking thorugh
> Disaster?
> >
> > Screw you and your preaching.
> >
> > If your 555 then I'm 666, whats it like to be a Heretic! - Slipknot -
> > Heretic Anthem
>
> Rei 06: Uh Kak?
>
> Rei 07: <mutter>Sounds like a throat infection.</mutter>
>
> Rei 35: Shhhhhhhh!
>
> Rei 06: Uh yeah Kak that was not preaching! The guy BEFORE us was
> preaching! As to Disaster and his email account we are happier using his
> account as we don't often do this kind of thing.
> --
I was talking about the other guy not Disaster. Have you killed him yet?
Send me his eyes when you have.
Disaster
> I was talking about the other guy not Disaster. Have you killed him yet?
> Send me his eyes when you have.
Rei 27: *Blink* Kill Disaster? Why?
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>"Kakarotto" <kaka...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
>> Why don't you Rei's get your own emails and stop talking thorugh
>Disaster?
>>
>> Screw you and your preaching.
>>
>> If your 555 then I'm 666, whats it like to be a Heretic! - Slipknot -
>> Heretic Anthem
>
>Rei 06: Uh Kak?
>
>Rei 07: <mutter>Sounds like a throat infection.</mutter>
>
>Rei 35: Shhhhhhhh!
>
>Rei 06: Uh yeah Kak that was not preaching! The guy BEFORE us was
>preaching! As to Disaster and his email account we are happier using his
>account as we don't often do this kind of thing.
The Reis must be on vacation... ~_O
Mark. 8)
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Rob Kelly
"Kakarotto" <kaka...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
news:Mgu19.237$le.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
>
> I was talking about the other guy not Disaster. Have you killed him yet?
> Send me his eyes when you have.
>
Well, the problem with that is that Disaster is the Reis' bosses... I read
in the DSE webpage that the 49 Rei clones on this newsgroup were all found
and awoken from their sleep by Disaster, and trust him, often accompaning
him. It least that was what i was able to extrapolate from the site...
--
Rob Kelly
Current Favourites | Current Quote
J-Rock Band: Dir en Grey | I don't want to become Edward H. Gein
Anime: Nadesico | [Dir en Grey - "JESSICA"]
Game: ESP Ra.De. | Sid Vicious & Nancy, where can I meet you?
Watchman
>
> "Watchman" <str...@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> wrote:
> > <mutters> Deity's aren't nearly as interesting when they stop smiting
> > people. <mutters>
>
> Rei 04: .......really........ *Smirk*
>
> Rei 03: NO REI! I'm not doing 3rd Impact now!
> --
Hmmm... Perhaps Rei 04 should ease up on the coffee.
Disaster
> "Kakarotto" <kaka...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> > I was talking about the other guy not Disaster. Have you killed him
yet?
> > Send me his eyes when you have.
>
> Well, the problem with that is that Disaster is the Reis' bosses... I
read
> in the DSE webpage that the 49 Rei clones on this newsgroup were all
found
> and awoken from their sleep by Disaster, and trust him, often
accompaning
> him. It least that was what i was able to extrapolate from the site...
*49 plus one gasps are heard from the background as 49 Reis and one
Disaster (although some say there are really 50 disasters here) realize
that someone actually read the information!*
*49 Reis and no Disaster jump up and down and hug you fiercely leaving you
in the hospital being treated for mild, partial asphyxiation.*
--
Carpe Jugulum
Rei 01, Rei 02, Rei 03, Rei 04, Rei 05, Rei 06, Rei 07, Rei 08, Rei 09,
Disaster
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*20 minutes later DSE HQ is littered with masses of discard bathing suits
and assorted female accessories as 49 Reis run jumping and bouncing to a
link quantum pocket within the perfect world for a vacation.*
*From a dark hole far off in the corner of the Geo-Front Disaster crawls
out, finally safe!*
I'd kill the man who suggested that Rei become a hooker, but apparently he
now works for me. *Mutter* I don't mind really, he accepted, his soul
really is mine now!
*Evil laughter heard echoing through the Geo-Front as Disaster walks back
toward his HQ to get the cleanup crews working*
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
Disaster
> Hmmm... Perhaps Rei 04 should ease up on the coffee.
I'll take that under serious consideration for when she gets back.
*Said whilst pocket world is sealed closed by DSE Engines*
--
Carpe Jugulum
Disaster
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
Shinji: We're not going to get out of here, huh?
Mark: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.
Asuka: And those... "Crapboardia" people didn't lift a finger to help us get
out of here.
Mark: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.
Asuka: Hm.
Shinji: ...Anyone up for Uno?
Asuka: What the hell.
Vaughn L.Porter
Wanna give my soul back, then kill me? For that matter, Give Me My Soul Back
Or Else......................well, it'll be pretty bad. Pain, Disaster, Lots
Of Pain! I have no girlfriend, no drinking buddies, no real projects to work
on. In short, I have NOTHING better to do with my time. And I have LOTS of
time.
*Even more evil, Maniacal laughter is heard echoing through not just DSE,
but all of JAE as well.*
Vaughn L.Porter
I'll slap you with a $50 fireman!
I can be REALLY stupid when I wanna be!
Disaster
Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> Wanna give my soul back, then kill me? For that matter, Give Me My Soul
Back
> Or Else......................well, it'll be pretty bad. Pain, Disaster,
Lots
> Of Pain! I have no girlfriend, no drinking buddies, no real projects to
work
> on. In short, I have NOTHING better to do with my time. And I have LOTS
of
> time.
>
> *Even more evil, Maniacal laughter is heard echoing through not just
DSE,
> but all of JAE as well.*
I just suffered at the hands of 49 Reis. I think I'll keep your soul for
now. Oh and for the record, DSE is larger then the JAE. Thus your laughter
would first be heard through the JAE and it would stop there as you don't
have access to the perfect world where DSE is. Rei hired you, not me!
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all the
Pepperidge Farm cookies...
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> > Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
>
> You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all the
> Pepperidge Farm cookies...
No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
something.
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
>> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>> > Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
>>
>> You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all the
>> Pepperidge Farm cookies...
>
>No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
>vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
>something.
Asuka: Bah.
Vaughn L.Porter
news:20020804182711...@mb-fk.aol.com...
> In article <ukq6n3p...@corp.supernews.com>, "Disaster"
> <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>
> >"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
> >> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> >> > Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
> >>
> >> You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all the
> >> Pepperidge Farm cookies...
> >
> >No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
> >vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
> >something.
>
> Asuka: Bah.
>
I could write some bad Eva Fanfics and send them up, Dr.D. I just need to
find the operating manuals for this place.....Ow! Um, I tripped on
something, and I think I may have broken it. *Holds up piece of Sattillite
Control Panel* Was this important?
Vaughn L.Porter
I can fix this!
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > Wanna give my soul back, then kill me? For that matter, Give Me My Soul
> Back
> > Or Else......................well, it'll be pretty bad. Pain, Disaster,
> Lots
> > Of Pain! I have no girlfriend, no drinking buddies, no real projects to
> work
> > on. In short, I have NOTHING better to do with my time. And I have LOTS
> of
> > time.
> >
> > *Even more evil, Maniacal laughter is heard echoing through not just
> DSE,
> > but all of JAE as well.*
>
> I just suffered at the hands of 49 Reis. I think I'll keep your soul for
> now. Oh and for the record, DSE is larger then the JAE. Thus your laughter
> would first be heard through the JAE and it would stop there as you don't
> have access to the perfect world where DSE is. Rei hired you, not me!
Fine *Sulks*
...Can I still be called Lord Vaughn?
Vaughn L.Porter
How about Sub-Commander?
Disaster
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > I just suffered at the hands of 49 Reis. I think I'll keep your soul
for
> > now. Oh and for the record, DSE is larger then the JAE. Thus your
laughter
> > would first be heard through the JAE and it would stop there as you
don't
> > have access to the perfect world where DSE is. Rei hired you, not me!
>
> Fine *Sulks*
>
> ...Can I still be called Lord Vaughn?
Not in my world.
> Vaughn L.Porter
> How about Sub-Commander?
NO!
Disaster
> OnsenMark <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
> > Asuka: Bah.
>
> I could write some bad Eva Fanfics and send them up, Dr.D. I just need
to
> find the operating manuals for this place.....Ow! Um, I tripped on
> something, and I think I may have broken it. *Holds up piece of
Sattillite
> Control Panel* Was this important?
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> I can fix this!
I understand now why I keep everything safely in my perfect world.
OnsenMark
>"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
>> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>> > Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
>>
>> You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all the
>> Pepperidge Farm cookies...
>
>No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
>vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
>something.
Are you kidding? All the bad Eva fics have already been done, by the Fauth
Bros., Jamie Jeans, and prolly every other single MiSTer out there.
BTW, I have the sudden urge to hunt down the people who run that "Focaltek"
site and hurt them all. I wonder why.
OnsenMark
<vau...@pcez.com> writes:
Asuka: My Game Boy!
Shinji: Oh, great. Now she's gonna be PMSing for *months*.
Vaughn L.Porter
OnsenMark <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote in message
> In article <ukrpfqf...@corp.supernews.com>, "Vaughn L.Porter"
> <vau...@pcez.com> writes:
>
> >OnsenMark <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote in message
> >news:20020804182711...@mb-fk.aol.com...
> >> In article <ukq6n3p...@corp.supernews.com>, "Disaster"
> >> <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> >>
> >> >"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
> >> >> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> >> >> > Disaster: Hmmm, if you have time to play games................
> >> >>
> >> >> You take you vacations when you get them. That, and Asuka ate all
the
> >> >> Pepperidge Farm cookies...
> >> >
> >> >No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
> >> >vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
> >> >something.
> >>
> >> Asuka: Bah.
> >>
> >
> >
> >I could write some bad Eva Fanfics and send them up, Dr.D. I just need to
> >find the operating manuals for this place.....Ow! Um, I tripped on
> >something, and I think I may have broken it. *Holds up piece of
Sattillite
> >Control Panel* Was this important?
>
> Asuka: My Game Boy!
> Shinji: Oh, great. Now she's gonna be PMSing for *months*.
>
> Mark. 8)
Sorry, Asuka! I'll buy you a new one. One of the new GBAs. Red, right?
Vaughn L.Porter
Be wary, Shinji!
Vaughn L.Porter
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > I just suffered at the hands of 49 Reis. I think I'll keep your soul
> for
> > > now. Oh and for the record, DSE is larger then the JAE. Thus your
> laughter
> > > would first be heard through the JAE and it would stop there as you
> don't
> > > have access to the perfect world where DSE is. Rei hired you, not me!
> >
> > Fine *Sulks*
> >
> > ...Can I still be called Lord Vaughn?
>
> Not in my world.
>
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > How about Sub-Commander?
>
> NO!
> --
Meany.
Vaughn L.Porter
Toilet Cleaner?
Pen^3
> Disaster <disa...@disfanfic.net> wrote
> > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > ...Can I still be called Lord Vaughn?
> >
> > Not in my world.
> >
> > > Vaughn L.Porter
> > > How about Sub-Commander?
> >
> > NO!
>
>
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Toilet Cleaner?
Sweeper...?
P^3, rule 1...
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Disaster
> Zelda? A bit above. FF? No. I don't know which one was first, but their
> concepts look suspiciously similar (know one -> know all).
I remember playing the very first Zelda on the first Nintendo. It rocked!
Disaster
>
> Meany.
I hope you didn't JUST learn this.
> Vaughn L.Porter
> Toilet Cleaner?
What would Pen^2 do?
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> > No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
> > vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
> > something.
>
> Are you kidding? All the bad Eva fics have already been done, by the
Fauth
> Bros., Jamie Jeans, and prolly every other single MiSTer out there.
>
> BTW, I have the sudden urge to hunt down the people who run that
"Focaltek"
> site and hurt them all. I wonder why.
Hmmm, I see. then I will have to send up tapes of my ranting of power or
somethign to fill in your time.
Disaster
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vau...@pcez.com> squawked:
> > Meany.
> >
> > Vaughn L.Porter
> > Toilet Cleaner?
>
> Sweeper...?
Keel's job!
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
>> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>> > No I don't think that you should be aloud to play any games or have a
>> > vacation! Rei is on vacation not you guys! Go read another bad fic or
>> > something.
>>
>> Are you kidding? All the bad Eva fics have already been done, by the
>Fauth
>> Bros., Jamie Jeans, and prolly every other single MiSTer out there.
>>
>> BTW, I have the sudden urge to hunt down the people who run that
>"Focaltek"
>> site and hurt them all. I wonder why.
>
>Hmmm, I see. then I will have to send up tapes of my ranting of power or
>somethign to fill in your time.
So long as you make those "Focaltek" people hurt.
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> > Hmmm, I see. then I will have to send up tapes of my ranting of power
or
> > somethign to fill in your time.
>
> So long as you make those "Focaltek" people hurt.
You are not giving me a condition are you?
Besides I have no idea who they are.
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>
>"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
>> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>> > Hmmm, I see. then I will have to send up tapes of my ranting of power
>or
>> > somethign to fill in your time.
>>
>> So long as you make those "Focaltek" people hurt.
>
>You are not giving me a condition are you?
>
Nah. Do it because it would be fun.
>Besides I have no idea who they are.
Those morons who keep spamming j.a.e with adverts for stupid Web-based desktop
wallpaper. Or am I the only one who keeps getting these damned things?
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> > Besides I have no idea who they are.
>
> Those morons who keep spamming j.a.e with adverts for stupid Web-based
desktop
> wallpaper. Or am I the only one who keeps getting these damned things?
I don't get them!
OnsenMark
<disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>"OnsenMark" <locu...@aol.combatrock> wrote:
>> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
>> > Besides I have no idea who they are.
>>
>> Those morons who keep spamming j.a.e with adverts for stupid Web-based
>desktop
>> wallpaper. Or am I the only one who keeps getting these damned things?
>
>I don't get them!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Then why am *I* getting them???
Disaster
> "Disaster" <disa...@disfanfic.net> writes:
> > I don't get them!
>
> Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Then why am *I* getting them???
Cause you don't use the lackwits list? :P
Don't worry Marky baby. I gotem at last! I listed them, not much else I
can do with them. Certainly not gonna be wasting my time yelling and
screaming at someone who more then likely doesn't even read the group.