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Worth Repeating
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower
than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster
than you is a moron. - George Carlin
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother,
she started walking five miles a day when she
was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No
pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
I would love to speak a foreign language but
I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
- Sue Kolinsky
The reason most people play golf is to wear
clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
- Roger Simon
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers
of 25-watt bulbs in business. - Shelley Berman
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison
If law school is so hard to get through, how
come there are so many lawyers? - Calvin Trillin
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches.
I wish I could. It's like having a little pet
for your face. - Anita Wise
I think men who have a pierced ear are better
prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together
without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken
place. - Johnny Carson
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching
television by candlelight. - George Gobel