I had to survive
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I had to survive
At the site of the crash, one lone survivor
sat with his back against a tree, chewing on
a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile
of there bones, he noticed the rescue team. "Thank
God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"
The rescue team did not move, as they were
in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside
this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his
comrades.
The survivor saw the horror in their faces
and hung his own head in shame. "You can't judge
me for this," he insisted.
"I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to
live?"
The leader of the rescue team stepped forward,
shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge
you for doing what was necessary to survive,
but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"