Looking for Evangelion sex stories (lemons)
goat
she is hot!!? She is so kind and gentle, as well as being beautiful too - I
really would like to have her as my girlfriend. Shes probably my idea of an
ideal anime chick.
From watching Evangelion I think that we are supposed to be lusting over
Asuka but I just find her really annoying and conceated.
I would quite like to read about Gendo Ikari having sex with Rei (he is
obviously attracted to her and she to him despite him being quite a lot
older than her), or perhaps Shinji having his 1st time with her.
It would be fun to read about her in lesbian situations too, with Misato or
Dr Ritsuko. Does anyone have links to some good sites with fics like these?
DigitalX
"goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote in message
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> Im especially looking for fics involving Rei Ayanami - don't you just
think
> she is hot!!? She is so kind and gentle, as well as being beautiful too -
I
> really would like to have her as my girlfriend. Shes probably my idea of
an
> ideal anime chick.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
Why fight over her? There's plenty of her to go round, after all.
Excuse me while I fantasise about rubbing my face against that soft,
blue hair, removing her plugsuit with my teeth and exploring every
curve of her lithe, feminine body with my tongue.
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
The Beast that shouted 'Videl-chan' at the heart of the world.
'\
_\______
/ HENTAI \========@
____|__________\_____
/ ___________________ \
\/ _===============_ \/
"-===============-"
Zatoichi
Meh, Rei is overrated.. Misato all the way!
Frank White
>
>Im especially looking for fics involving Rei Ayanami - don't you just think
>she is hot!!? She is so kind and gentle, as well as being beautiful too - I
>really would like to have her as my girlfriend. Shes probably my idea of an
>ideal anime chick.
O_o;
She's not the most... dynamic... of people...
(I wonder if this is going to morp into one of those 'What
would the various EVA females be like in bed?' threads we
get from time to time...)
>From watching Evangelion I think that we are supposed to be lusting over
>Asuka but I just find her really annoying and conceated.
Yes. And...?
^_^
>I would quite like to read about Gendo Ikari having sex with Rei (he is
>obviously attracted to her and she to him despite him being quite a lot
>older than her)
And her being 14
> or perhaps Shinji having his 1st time with her.
Uh... she IS genetically almost his mother...
>It would be fun to read about her in lesbian situations too, with Misato or
>Dr Ritsuko. Does anyone have links to some good sites with fics like these?
You might want to try to find hentai doujinshi (like Paradise
Lost) in which everything you can think of that can happen to
Rei, does. Lemons are sometimes poorly written and unerotic
(which is why they're such popular fodder for MSTings); but
at least in the manga, you can look at the pictures if the
story stinks.
FW
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
An alcoholic slob with a great body, severe personality issues and a
penchant to lounge around in very low cut-tops and high-cut shorts?
I think I'm in love.
Jonathan Ford
left??
I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
attractive...)
Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
"Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
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Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>Im especially looking for fics involving Rei Ayanami - don't you just think
>she is hot!!? She is so kind and gentle, as well as being beautiful too - I
>really would like to have her as my girlfriend. Shes probably my idea of an
>ideal anime chick.
The feelings I have towards Rei are more warm and fuzzy ones of
hugging and kissing her, holding her in my arms and telling her that
everything is going to be okay than a strong desire to fuck her into
the mattress. She definitely strikes a chord with something deep
inside me, attracting feelings of kindness and sympathy, wanting to
make love to her gently and teaching her about what it means to be
wanted.
>From watching Evangelion I think that we are supposed to be lusting over
>Asuka but I just find her really annoying and conceated.
I agree with you there. Asuka's obnoxious personality (not to mention
that whining, screeching voice of hers) overrides any feelings of
superficial lust I may have felt towards her in the beginning.
>I would quite like to read about Gendo Ikari having sex with Rei (he is
>obviously attracted to her and she to him despite him being quite a lot
>older than her), or perhaps Shinji having his 1st time with her.
Hmmm. You really want to read about a middle-aged bloke with funny
eyes, a dodgy beard and not inconsiderable personality problems
committing acts of Statutory Rape with a severely withdrawn albino-ish
schoolgirl with even bigger personality problems that actually border
on mental illness? Damn, that is just so romantic, in a gothic sense.
Do you want pictures too?
As for Shinji, I doubt that he could even get it up when faced with a
real girl.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>In article <104326788...@iapetus.uk.clara.net>, go...@goat.goat says...
>>
>>Im especially looking for fics involving Rei Ayanami - don't you just think
>>she is hot!!? She is so kind and gentle, as well as being beautiful too - I
>>really would like to have her as my girlfriend. Shes probably my idea of an
>>ideal anime chick.
>
>O_o;
>
>She's not the most... dynamic... of people...
>
>(I wonder if this is going to morp into one of those 'What
>would the various EVA females be like in bed?' threads we
>get from time to time...)
I do think that Asuka, for all her flirtatiousness and blatant
sexuality, would actually revert to a frightened little girl when it
came to the actual moment of penetration - ref. that scene in American
Beauty.
>
>>From watching Evangelion I think that we are supposed to be lusting over
>>Asuka but I just find her really annoying and conceated.
>
>Yes. And...?
>
>^_^
>
>>I would quite like to read about Gendo Ikari having sex with Rei (he is
>>obviously attracted to her and she to him despite him being quite a lot
>>older than her)
>
>And her being 14
Though that is actually legal in Japan, is it not?
>
>> or perhaps Shinji having his 1st time with her.
>
>Uh... she IS genetically almost his mother...
Shhh. You'll be turning him on ever more... Ź_Ź
>You might want to try to find hentai doujinshi (like Paradise
>Lost) in which everything you can think of that can happen to
>Rei, does. Lemons are sometimes poorly written and unerotic
>(which is why they're such popular fodder for MSTings); but
>at least in the manga, you can look at the pictures if the
>story stinks.
I haven't really been able to find many sites with good Evangelion
hentai or lemons. I guess I'm just accustomed to the easy availabilty
of DBZ perversion.
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
<snip>
>>You might want to try to find hentai doujinshi (like Paradise
>>Lost) in which everything you can think of that can happen to
>>Rei, does. Lemons are sometimes poorly written and unerotic
>>(which is why they're such popular fodder for MSTings); but
>>at least in the manga, you can look at the pictures if the
>>story stinks.
>
>I haven't really been able to find many sites with good Evangelion
>hentai or lemons. I guess I'm just accustomed to the easy availabilty
>of DBZ perversion.
I notice they are posting Rei pictures over on 'alt.binaries.
pictures.erotica.anime'...
FW
Chris Hutchinson
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
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Vaughn L.Porter
You apparently haven't seen EoE yet, have you?
Vaughn L.Porter
The rest of you know what I mean.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
<vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
>You apparently haven't seen EoE yet, have you?
I haven't seen the movie yet. Are you talking abiout the infamous
Asuka-in-hospital-bed scene?
I don't really think that having a wank over a
sleeping/unconscious/comatose girl really counts...
DNA˛ Fan
"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> schrieb im
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> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
>
I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
rich a
killing all humans:
> I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
Misato's the one, but what about Ibuki? She's pretty cute...
For all those that do have pervy fantasies about the Evangelion girls, you
really must track down the hentai game "Season of the Sakura"......
--
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>DNA˛ Fan came to uk.media.animation.anime with a simple dream, a dream of
>killing all humans:
>
>> I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
>
>Misato's the one, but what about Ibuki? She's pretty cute...
>
>For all those that do have pervy fantasies about the Evangelion girls, you
>really must track down the hentai game "Season of the Sakura"......
She reminds me a little of Videl Satan. Therefore I find her
attractive. ^_^
I think she's too into Ritsuko to notice me though. :(
Fake Name
> Shhh. You'll be turning him on ever more... ،_،
>
what key did you press to get bracket for the eyes?
Frank White
bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com says...
>
>Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
Asuka not only is extremely sexy, once you know her story
she tugs at your heartstrings.
She tries so hard... and succeeds so little...
FW
Vaughn L.Porter
> On Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:48:31 -0800, "Vaughn L.Porter"
> <vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
>
> >You apparently haven't seen EoE yet, have you?
>
> I haven't seen the movie yet. Are you talking abiout the infamous
> Asuka-in-hospital-bed scene?
>
> I don't really think that having a wank over a
> sleeping/unconscious/comatose girl really counts...
> --
> Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
>
LOL!
Good point, though. Still, I do feel IMO Shinji was attracted to Asuka. They
could be considered "soul-mates", after all. They have so much in common,
but different personallities.
Vaughn L.Porter
Shinji and Rei as anything other
than friends or brother/sister disturbs me.
DNA˛ Fan
"rich a" <use...@brushtastic.f2s.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns930CD9729...@130.133.1.4...
> DNA˛ Fan came to uk.media.animation.anime with a simple dream, a dream of
> killing all humans:
>
> > I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
>
> Misato's the one, but what about Ibuki? She's pretty cute...
You mean that girl with the short hair who is way into ritsuko to notice
others around her?
> For all those that do have pervy fantasies about the Evangelion girls, you
> really must track down the hentai game "Season of the Sakura"......
what console is this or is it for PC? (btw, thanks for the hint..I now know
which gift I should give my hentai fan friend)
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>Psaiyan Prince Vegeta wrote:
>
>> Shhh. You'll be turning him on ever more... ،_،
>>
>
>what key did you press to get bracket for the eyes?
On my keyboard, it's in the very top-left, just below the escape key
(it's the shift function).
Sakaki
> On Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:03:09 GMT, Fake Name <fake...@address.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Psaiyan Prince Vegeta wrote:
>>
>>> Shhh. You'll be turning him on ever more... ،_،
>>>
>>
>>what key did you press to get bracket for the eyes?
>
> On my keyboard, it's in the very top-left, just below the escape key
> (it's the shift function).
Mine dosen't look as good as yours. ~_~
`-` would look good if you could get the second one to lean the other way.
Sakaki
DigitalX
"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> wrote in message
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> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
>
NO! i will serve misato her beer 24/7 if she wants!!
DigitalX
"rich a" <use...@brushtastic.f2s.com> wrote in message
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> DNA˛ Fan came to uk.media.animation.anime with a simple dream, a dream of
> killing all humans:
>
> > I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
>
> Misato's the one, but what about Ibuki? She's pretty cute...
>
> For all those that do have pervy fantasies about the Evangelion girls, you
> really must track down the hentai game "Season of the Sakura"......
>
"Season of the Sakura" has way to many resemblances!!! LOL
such as: Ruri = Rei and sensei is Misato
DigitalX
"Jonathan Ford" <adm...@galactica.it> wrote in message
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> Ugh, Misato's taken, Every single clone of Rei is probably taken.... Who's
> left??
>
> I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
> attractive...)
>
> Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
>
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
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Am i cloned from you?! WHY ARE YOU THE SAME AS ME!?
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
Pour it along the old pork sword and have her lick it off? :)
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I think I must be the only person in this world who finds PenPen to be
creepy and sinister...
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I have never met nor been affilited with NERV or Geno Ikari.
I swear.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I downloaded it in the hope of being able to 'pull' Rei Ayanami, but
unfortunately the game seems not to like WinXP. :(
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:40:52 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> wrote in
message
> >news:l3UX9.11775$I83....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
> >>
> ><SNIP>
> > NO! i will serve misato her beer 24/7 if she wants!!
>
> Pour it along the old pork sword and have her lick it off? :)
>
I have only interest in 2 dimensional chicks! YAY
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:43:59 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Jonathan Ford" <adm...@galactica.it> wrote in message
> >news:3e2ff...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> >> Ugh, Misato's taken, Every single clone of Rei is probably taken....
Who's
> >> left??
> >>
> >> I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
> >> attractive...)
> >>
> >> Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
> >>
> >I will take penpen as my roommate! i need penguin!!
>
> I think I must be the only person in this world who finds PenPen to be
> creepy and sinister...
>
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
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>
> >
> >"Jonathan Ford" <adm...@galactica.it> wrote in message
> >news:3e2ff...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> >> Ugh, Misato's taken, Every single clone of Rei is probably taken....
Who's
> >> left??
> >>
> >> I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
> >> attractive...)
> >>
> >> Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
> >>
> >I will take penpen as my roommate! i need penguin!!
>
> I think I must be the only person in this world who finds PenPen to be
> creepy and sinister...
>
BTW, that's why PenPen is cool! LOL
what funny is he has an interest in Shinji's anatomy.
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:42:33 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"rich a" <use...@brushtastic.f2s.com> wrote in message
> >news:Xns930CD9729...@130.133.1.4...
> >> DNA˛ Fan came to uk.media.animation.anime with a simple dream, a dream
of
> >> killing all humans:
> >>
> >> > I'm not lesbian but if I were I'd go for Asuka or Misato.
> >>
> >> Misato's the one, but what about Ibuki? She's pretty cute...
> >>
> >> For all those that do have pervy fantasies about the Evangelion girls,
you
> >> really must track down the hentai game "Season of the Sakura"......
> >>
> >to bad my friends would make fun of me.. but i agree.. HAHA
> > "Season of the Sakura" has way to many resemblances!!! LOL
> >such as: Ruri = Rei and sensei is Misato
>
> I downloaded it in the hope of being able to 'pull' Rei Ayanami, but
> unfortunately the game seems not to like WinXP. :(
> --
I've had sex with the teacher in that game.. LOL
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji, and
Kaji.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji, and
>Kaji.
I would like one of those black bomber jackets with the logo on the
back, though if I worked at NERV I would probably steal the coffee
mugs and stationary...
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I have plenty of time on my hands tonight, it seems. ^_^
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:13:11 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:78s33vgi90kqrp3do...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:43:59 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Jonathan Ford" <adm...@galactica.it> wrote in message
> >> >news:3e2ff...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> >> >> Ugh, Misato's taken, Every single clone of Rei is probably taken....
> >Who's
> >> >> left??
> >> >>
> >> >> I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
> >> >> attractive...)
> >> >>
> >> >> Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
> >> >>
> >> >I will take penpen as my roommate! i need penguin!!
> >>
> >> I think I must be the only person in this world who finds PenPen to be
> >> creepy and sinister...
> >>
> >YOU seem to like replying to my posts.. LOL
>
> I have plenty of time on my hands tonight, it seems. ^_^
>
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:19:38 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji, and
> >Kaji.
>
> I would like one of those black bomber jackets with the logo on the
> back, though if I worked at NERV I would probably steal the coffee
> mugs and stationary...
>
Fake Name
if you do that, i am sure she will die of alcohol poisoning. if that happens,
you lose your fun.
Fake Name
yes, mine is like that also. the one under my Esc key is the tilda and not
the bracket.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>Sakaki wrote:
>
>> Psaiyan Prince Vegeta <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in
>> news:svo23v4hejkdsgect...@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:03:09 GMT, Fake Name <fake...@address.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>Psaiyan Prince Vegeta wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Shhh. You'll be turning him on ever more... ،_،
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>what key did you press to get bracket for the eyes?
>> >
>> > On my keyboard, it's in the very top-left, just below the escape key
>> > (it's the shift function).
>>
>> Mine dosen't look as good as yours. ~_~
>> `-` would look good if you could get the second one to lean the other way.
>>
>> Sakaki
>
>yes, mine is like that also. the one under my Esc key is the tilda and not
>the bracket.
I guess that UK keyboards have some subtle differences...
You could always try finding the symbol using "Character Map".
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>sorry for double post,
>BTW, that's why PenPen is cool! LOL
>what funny is he has an interest in Shinji's anatomy.
>
There is probably Shinji/PenPen yaoi hentai available based on that
scene. (Pen2 is male right?)
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I tend to be attracted more to anime girls than real women. There is
something about the fantasy of making love to Rei Ayanami, all damp
and sweaty, straight out of that skin-tight plugsuit, whilst warm LCL
drips invitingly over yours and her body that you just can't have with
a real woman, because real life can be so boring.
Daniel Fawcett
news:j5lY9.109101$sV3.4...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
Scarily I'm reminded of Friends the other night, where Monica thought
Chandler got off to shark porn ;-)
--
she hugged me and said, "of course i love you..
of course i love you as a friend"
if i hear that one more time
i'll cut both my ears off i swear
but i swear things all the time..
np: inaura ~ one million smiles
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:12:37 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:05s33v4f8uqivvtji...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:40:52 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> wrote in
> >message
> >> >news:l3UX9.11775$I83....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
> >> >>
> >> ><SNIP>
> >> > NO! i will serve misato her beer 24/7 if she wants!!
> >>
> >> Pour it along the old pork sword and have her lick it off? :)
> >>
> >good plan.. LOL.
> >I have only interest in 2 dimensional chicks! YAY
>
> I tend to be attracted more to anime girls than real women. There is
> something about the fantasy of making love to Rei Ayanami, all damp
> and sweaty, straight out of that skin-tight plugsuit, whilst warm LCL
> drips invitingly over yours and her body that you just can't have with
> a real woman, because real life can be so boring.
>
DigitalX
"Daniel Fawcett" <western.ba...@virgin.net> wrote in message
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> "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> news:j5lY9.109101$sV3.4...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> >
> > "Jonathan Ford" <adm...@galactica.it> wrote in message
> > news:3e2ff...@corp.newsgroups.com...
> > > Ugh, Misato's taken, Every single clone of Rei is probably taken....
> Who's
> > > left??
> > >
> > > I think i'll choose Asuka (Hey, i'm not a masochist but she is
> > > attractive...)
> > >
> > > Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
> > >
> > I will take penpen as my roommate! i need penguin!!
>
> Scarily I'm reminded of Friends the other night, where Monica thought
> Chandler got off to shark porn ;-)
>
>
>
DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:42:46 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:88t33vc70lb59d0qt...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:19:38 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji,
and
> >> >Kaji.
> >>
> >> I would like one of those black bomber jackets with the logo on the
> >> back, though if I worked at NERV I would probably steal the coffee
> >> mugs and stationary...
> >>
> >LOL! they got Nerv bras i hear.. (Maya told me)
>
> Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
>
Fake Name
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:42:46 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
> --
>
my guess would be: for support.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
GIEF Lives!
Sakaki
> Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
Fashion, there are just so many cute and pretty ones to wear. She is
Japanese girl after all so cute things are a must. ;P
One thing I found atractive about her in a strange way was how she was
throwing up all the time. Not the act of throwing up, but just the fact
that she was sensitve to things, while everyone else was "Oh look, just
some more gore and violince." she was in the background gaging.
Sakaki
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>Psaiyan Prince Vegeta wrote:
Ritsuko provides all the support that Maya would ever need.
Allegedly.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
I get the impression that she is fresh from a computing degree at Uni
and perhaps had not forseen the path that her career would take after
becoming a civil servant.
"Damn, that job at Micro$oft is looking prety good right about now..."
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
>
>On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:42:46 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
>>news:88t33vc70lb59d0qt...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:19:38 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>> >I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji,
and
>>> >Kaji.
>>>
>>> I would like one of those black bomber jackets with the logo on the
>>> back, though if I worked at NERV I would probably steal the coffee
>>> mugs and stationary...
>>>
>>LOL! they got Nerv bras i hear.. (Maya told me)
>
>Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
She doesn't.
She found out about the NERV bra when she was removing
Ritsuko's. With her lips.
^_^
FW
Pen^3
> Ok, going down the list, PenPen! Who'll take him!!?? :)
You obviously haven't read the fic "Big Date" by Godsend777.
P^3
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DigitalX
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:42:46 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:88t33vc70lb59d0qt...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:19:38 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I would like to work at NERV, i just gotta meet Rei, Misato, Shinji,
and
> >> >Kaji.
> >>
> >> I would like one of those black bomber jackets with the logo on the
> >> back, though if I worked at NERV I would probably steal the coffee
> >> mugs and stationary...
> >>
> >LOL! they got Nerv bras i hear.. (Maya told me)
>
> Why on earth would perky young Maya need a bra? ^_^
>
>
Amani
> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:12:37 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:05s33v4f8uqivvtji...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:40:52 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> wrote in
> >message
> >> >news:l3UX9.11775$I83....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
> >> >>
> >> ><SNIP>
> >> > NO! i will serve misato her beer 24/7 if she wants!!
> >>
> >> Pour it along the old pork sword and have her lick it off? :)
> >>
> >good plan.. LOL.
> >I have only interest in 2 dimensional chicks! YAY
>
> I tend to be attracted more to anime girls than real women. There is
> something about the fantasy of making love to Rei Ayanami, all damp
> and sweaty, straight out of that skin-tight plugsuit, whilst warm LCL
> drips invitingly over yours and her body that you just can't have with
> a real woman, because real life can be so boring.
This conversation really saddens me. Sigh.
----------
Taryn : http://taryn.shirataki.net
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
>news:at153vsvfbkbb9f9s...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 02:12:37 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
>> >news:05s33v4f8uqivvtji...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:40:52 GMT, "DigitalX" <dig...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Chris Hutchinson" <bantam@_REMOVEMEFIRST_bantambunny.com> wrote in
>> >message
>> >> >news:l3UX9.11775$I83....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> >> >> Idiots! Its Asuka all the way!
>> >> >>
>> >> ><SNIP>
>> >> > NO! i will serve misato her beer 24/7 if she wants!!
>> >>
>> >> Pour it along the old pork sword and have her lick it off? :)
>> >>
>> >good plan.. LOL.
>> >I have only interest in 2 dimensional chicks! YAY
>>
>> I tend to be attracted more to anime girls than real women. There is
>> something about the fantasy of making love to Rei Ayanami, all damp
>> and sweaty, straight out of that skin-tight plugsuit, whilst warm LCL
>> drips invitingly over yours and her body that you just can't have with
>> a real woman, because real life can be so boring.
>
>This conversation really saddens me. Sigh.
Why? Do you see something wrong with being hentai?
Amani
> On Sun, 26 Jan 2003 16:51:16 -0500, "Amani" <am...@charter.net> wrote:
>
> >> I tend to be attracted more to anime girls than real women. There is
> >> something about the fantasy of making love to Rei Ayanami, all damp
> >> and sweaty, straight out of that skin-tight plugsuit, whilst warm LCL
> >> drips invitingly over yours and her body that you just can't have with
> >> a real woman, because real life can be so boring.
> >
> >This conversation really saddens me. Sigh.
>
> Why? Do you see something wrong with being hentai?
Not at all. I just find something very sad about "I tend to be attracted
more to anime girls than real women," that's all.
----------
Taryn : http://taryn.shirataki.net
Vaughn L.Porter
news:v391quh...@corp.supernews.com...
I agree. Some people need to get a life, no matter how boring it is. That
is, after all, the lesson on NGE.
Vaughn L.Porter
Of course, I'm not one to talk...
DigitalX
"Sakaki" <Alph...@work.com> wrote in message
news:Xns930ED6E15963...@216.148.227.77...
yes, yes, i agree.. everyones insane but her.
Zatoichi
Nah, Aoba isn't insane.
goat
But real chicks are so complicated and hard to understand. They are not as
attractive either. I've never met any female as attractive as her anime
counterpart.
Amani
news:104380613...@damia.uk.clara.net...
NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you to
know, but it must be said.
ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
/real/ woman. Gee.
--Taryn
Sakaki
news:v3gmal9...@corp.supernews.com:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakaki
Sakaki
63.240.76.16:
>>
>> NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you
>> to know, but it must be said.
>>
>> ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
>>
>> I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and
>> eventually have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/
>> to be with a /real/ woman. Gee.
>>
>> --Taryn
>>
>
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!
>
> Sakaki
Sorry about that you just freaked me out there, good thing you were
kidding.
You were kidding right. Right. What? NO?
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakaki
Vaughn L.Porter
Gee, ya think? Duh. We DO know this...I hope.
Vaughn L.Porter
Reality Bites.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
>NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you to
>know, but it must be said.
>
>ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
Unfortunately, that is a fact. Life is cruel for us hentai. It is a
curse from God, fated to never know the object of one's desire. :(
Now, I'm not saying that I am not attracted to real women here, only
that in order for me to feel attracted to a real woman, or even have
the slightest sexual interest in the first place, she would have to
look absolutely *stunning*.
>I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
>have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
>/real/ woman. Gee.
But you *could* get her to dress like your favourite anime girl,
couldn't you?
Well, couldn't you? Hey it works for me.
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
Gimme back my broken night,
My mirrored room,
My secret light,
It's lonely here,
There's no-one left to torture.
goat
> NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you to
> know, but it must be said.
>
> ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
>
> I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
> have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
> /real/ woman. Gee.
I know that. But you can have so many more fantasies about your favourite
anime chick which would just feel wrong if you were having them bout a real
girl.
Theres nothing quite like coming home from a hard day at work/school and
having a good hard jerk thinking about getting it on with Rei or Asuka or
Misato and forcing them to do everything that you want them to. Or Rei
getting fucked/raped by big thick tentacles in every hole and getting filled
with and covered with demon cum (la Blue Clone).
Frank White
YIKE! You just killed Tinkerbell! Anime version!
(If you believe in fan service, clap your hands!)
>
>I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
>have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
>/real/ woman. Gee.
How about blow up dolls?
And sheep! Do they count?
^_~
FW
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
Which brings us nicely back to:
<http://www.pmoon.co.jp/TOUSHINDAI/Chara/ayanami2/ayanami2.html>
>
>And sheep! Do they count?
Now some men go for women,
And some men go for boys,
But my love's warm and fluffy,
And makes a Baah-ing noise!
Sorry.... I watched Straw Dogs last night.
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
Gimme back my broken night,
My mirrored room,
My secret light,
It's lonely here,
There's no-one left to torture.
'\
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
<x-post restored>
>Its also not as if Evangelion skirts around older guy/younger woman sex. The
>past relationship between Kaji and Asuka is pretty damn obvious for all to
>see. (he had sex with her at least once and now he feels bad about it, like
>he took advantage of her and tries to ignore her advances).
I'm sorry, but I don't agree.
Asuka has a major crush on Kaji, whom she looks up to as a father
figure and protector and sees as a 'real man' - rugged, worldly and
experienced. There is no doubt that *she* would love to be in a
relationship with him.
Kaji, OTOH understands that Asuka's infactuation with him is a crush
and nothing more, and that it would be heinous of him to take
advantage of a 14-year old girl, however willing she may be. Thus he
tries his best to ignore her and keep her at a distance, treating her
as an annoyance at times, hoping that she will eventually get the
message and snap out of it.
Besides, do you think that Asuka's personality would really allow her
to continue to persue him if he had indeed 'fucked and finished' her?
It would be more likely that she would be looking to persue him - to
tear his balls off.
>All the Eva hentai I can find is either Rei and Asuka lesbian stuff or
>Shinji having sex with the above 2. I don't wanna see pics of a skinny
>little dork getting it (unless its Misato showing him how to do it :))) ).
>I'm surprised that there arent more Gendo/Rei and Asuka/Kaji pics.
What is it with you and all the older guy/young girl stuff? I've seen
your requests for Mr Satan/Videl incest on the Dragonball newsgroup
too.
I agree with you though - I do not want to see Shinji naked.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
Even the meekest, most socially inept person in the world can dream of
shredding Rei Ayanami's (or whoever's) clothing, throwing her to the
floor, pinning her down, roughtly groping her and giving her a good,
hard and brutal 'seeing to', utterly ravishing her until she passes
out from the sheer pleasure of it (after all, this is your fantasy and
she is there for *your* pleasure) and having her fall in love with you
immediately afterwards.
I guess it's a kind of safety valve. Just as long as you don't start
thinking that the same thing will nescessarily work with a real woman.
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
Gimme back my broken night,
My mirrored room,
My secret light,
It's lonely here,
There's no-one left to torture.
'\
DigitalX
>
> Nah, Aoba isn't insane.
He dies in a funny way. (EoE)
Zatoichi
>
><x-post restored>
>
>>Its also not as if Evangelion skirts around older guy/younger woman sex. The
>>past relationship between Kaji and Asuka is pretty damn obvious for all to
>>see. (he had sex with her at least once and now he feels bad about it, like
>>he took advantage of her and tries to ignore her advances).
Woah there, I never got that impression. The thought of that at all is
incredibly disturbing.. Where'd you get that idea? If there was
something obvious about it, I never damn well picked up on it.
Me thinks that must be something ya imagined up all by yourself.
-Chris
Zatoichi
heh.. I suppose there are worse ways of going out.
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
>
>On Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:36:35 -0000, "goat" <go...@goat.goat> wrote:
>
><x-post restored>
>
>>Its also not as if Evangelion skirts around older guy/younger woman sex.
The
>>past relationship between Kaji and Asuka is pretty damn obvious for all to
>>see. (he had sex with her at least once and now he feels bad about it,
like
>>he took advantage of her and tries to ignore her advances).
>
>I'm sorry, but I don't agree.
Me, neither.
>Asuka has a major crush on Kaji, whom she looks up to as a father
>figure and protector and sees as a 'real man' - rugged, worldly and
>experienced. There is no doubt that *she* would love to be in a
>relationship with him.
Especially as opposed to Baka Shinji, that stupid hentai boy...
>Kaji, OTOH understands that Asuka's infactuation with him is a crush
>and nothing more, and that it would be heinous of him to take
>advantage of a 14-year old girl, however willing she may be. Thus he
>tries his best to ignore her and keep her at a distance, treating her
>as an annoyance at times, hoping that she will eventually get the
>message and snap out of it.
There is also the problem that Gendo would probably regard
anyone interfering with his pilots - and possibly damaging
there ability to fight - as material components for
reprocessing...
(That's one of the problems I have with a lot of NGE
hentai; much of it seems to be rapes or gang-rapes of
the various females (or Shinji) without consequence.
Even though Rei, Asuka, and Shinji are vital elements
of NERV (AND of Gendo's plan). And I would think any
such event would be not merely assualt but also
treason. And bring comperable punishment...
Toji's VERY lucky Shinji didn't tell anyone about those
knuckle sandwiches the T-guy fed him.)
>Besides, do you think that Asuka's personality would really allow her
>to continue to persue him if he had indeed 'fucked and finished' her?
>It would be more likely that she would be looking to persue him - to
>tear his balls off.
Actually, she probably would refuse to accept his dismissal, and
redouble her efforts to seduce him again.
Also, had she and Kaji actually had sex she would have been
insufferable about it to Misato, her 14 year old pride assuming
that intimacy conferred ownership and that she had permanently
taken him away from her 'rival'.
>>All the Eva hentai I can find is either Rei and Asuka lesbian stuff or
>>Shinji having sex with the above 2. I don't wanna see pics of a skinny
>>little dork getting it (unless its Misato showing him how to do it :))) ).
>>I'm surprised that there arent more Gendo/Rei and Asuka/Kaji pics.
>
>What is it with you and all the older guy/young girl stuff? I've seen
>your requests for Mr Satan/Videl incest on the Dragonball newsgroup
>too.
>
>I agree with you though - I do not want to see Shinji naked.
Don't watch episode 2. ^_^
FW
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>(That's one of the problems I have with a lot of NGE
>hentai; much of it seems to be rapes or gang-rapes of
>the various females (or Shinji) without consequence.
>Even though Rei, Asuka, and Shinji are vital elements
>of NERV (AND of Gendo's plan). And I would think any
>such event would be not merely assualt but also
>treason. And bring comperable punishment...
In the case of Rei, the damage could perhaps be limited by merely
replacing her when she became too mentally anguished to be useful.
Which begs the question as to whether Gendo ever donned a snorkel and
went looking for love in the clone tank after hours...
>
>Toji's VERY lucky Shinji didn't tell anyone about those
>knuckle sandwiches the T-guy fed him.)
Shinji could probably have anyone he disliked maimed/killed if he
spoke to the right people.
"Daaaad! This nasty boy at school is interfering with my ability to
save the world..."
>
>>Besides, do you think that Asuka's personality would really allow her
>>to continue to persue him if he had indeed 'fucked and finished' her?
>>It would be more likely that she would be looking to persue him - to
>>tear his balls off.
>
>Actually, she probably would refuse to accept his dismissal, and
>redouble her efforts to seduce him again.
Or threaten to tell everyone that he had molested her if he wouldn't
agree to see her again. (btw, what exactly is the age of consent in
Japan - would it be seen as a big scandal over there for a 30 year old
man to be sleeping with a 14-year-old girl?)
>Also, had she and Kaji actually had sex she would have been
>insufferable about it to Misato, her 14 year old pride assuming
>that intimacy conferred ownership and that she had permanently
>taken him away from her 'rival'.
It is for this selfsame reason that I cannot believe that Shinji and
Misato ever had sex - Shinji would be strutting around telling
everyone (especially Kaji) how Misato was now "his woman".
>>I agree with you though - I do not want to see Shinji naked.
>
>Don't watch episode 2. ^_^
Toothpicks can hide a multitude of sins.
Tiggs Panther
<ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote:
<spoiler space - just in case people ain't seen EOE>
>It is for this selfsame reason that I cannot believe that Shinji and
>Misato ever had sex - Shinji would be strutting around telling
>everyone (especially Kaji) how Misato was now "his woman".
People actually think that Shinji and Misato ever got it together?
If anything, EOE pretty much proves that that could never have
happened. That kiss she gave him proably wouldn't have poleaxed him so
much if he'd already slept with her.
Now if Misato hadn't been shot, and had survived until afterwards...
Tiggs
--
Tiggs Panther
<mark> Let me know when this gets annoying,
<lard> It's annoying.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>People actually think that Shinji and Misato ever got it together?
A few. It's mostly a hentai thing though. As I have previously stated,
I think Shinji would be too scared of Misato to perform.
>If anything, EOE pretty much proves that that could never have
>happened. That kiss she gave him proably wouldn't have poleaxed him so
>much if he'd already slept with her.
>
>Now if Misato hadn't been shot, and had survived until afterwards...
I have often wondered as to whether Anno wrote that scene as a slap in
the face to all his fans, tantalizing them with the thought of one of
their favourite hentai fanfic scenarios coming to pass (and that the
film would end with a 10 minute long sex scene between Shinji and
Misato), only to kill her off, leaving their wishes totally
unfulfilled.
Sakaki
@text.news.ntlworld.com:
> On Fri, 31 Jan 2003 14:48:16 +0000, Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
> <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote:
>
> <spoiler space - just in case people ain't seen EOE>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>>It is for this selfsame reason that I cannot believe that Shinji and
>>Misato ever had sex - Shinji would be strutting around telling
>>everyone (especially Kaji) how Misato was now "his woman".
>
> People actually think that Shinji and Misato ever got it together?
>
> If anything, EOE pretty much proves that that could never have
> happened. That kiss she gave him proably wouldn't have poleaxed him so
> much if he'd already slept with her.
>
> Now if Misato hadn't been shot, and had survived until afterwards...
>
> Tiggs
Don't forget the line something like: When you come back I'll give you an
adult kiss.
Sakaki
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
There is also the scene in ep23 where Shinji is sitting on his bed
with Misato, lamenting Rei's death.
Misato reaches for Shinji's hand and the dialogue goes something like
this:
Misato: "Shinji - this is all I can do for you right now."
Shinji (recoiling): "No don't! Cut it out Misato!"
Misato (to herself): "I'm sure he's feeling lonely. Is he afraid of
women? Or is he afraid of affection?"
There is a scene in ep25 or 26 where Misato admits to herself that she
can only find freedom from pain and sadness, or show affection during
physical act of love. After rewatching the first scene with this new
information, I realised that a slightly more unwholesome
interpretation could by arrived at...
Then again, by that same logic it could be said that she makes a pass
at Pen-Pen immediately afterwards... ("Come on Pen-Pen..." "Okay, I
just want anybody. I'm the one who's lonely...")
Vaughn L.Porter
news:bf2l3vo8du4la3lhe...@4ax.com...
> On 31 Jan 2003 14:07:04 GMT, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
> wrote:
>
> >(That's one of the problems I have with a lot of NGE
> >hentai; much of it seems to be rapes or gang-rapes of
> >the various females (or Shinji) without consequence.
> >Even though Rei, Asuka, and Shinji are vital elements
> >of NERV (AND of Gendo's plan). And I would think any
> >such event would be not merely assualt but also
> >treason. And bring comperable punishment...
>
> In the case of Rei, the damage could perhaps be limited by merely
> replacing her when she became too mentally anguished to be useful.
>
> Which begs the question as to whether Gendo ever donned a snorkel and
> went looking for love in the clone tank after hours...
>
First, he wouldn't have needed a snorkel; second, I think Yui would have
been even less meciful to him in the end if she knew he'd been tomcatting
with the Rei-clones.
> >
> >Toji's VERY lucky Shinji didn't tell anyone about those
> >knuckle sandwiches the T-guy fed him.)
>
> Shinji could probably have anyone he disliked maimed/killed if he
> spoke to the right people.
>
> "Daaaad! This nasty boy at school is interfering with my ability to
> save the world..."
>
Gendo: "Very well, then. Rei, kill"
Rei: "Yes."
> >
> >>Besides, do you think that Asuka's personality would really allow her
> >>to continue to persue him if he had indeed 'fucked and finished' her?
> >>It would be more likely that she would be looking to persue him - to
> >>tear his balls off.
> >
> >Actually, she probably would refuse to accept his dismissal, and
> >redouble her efforts to seduce him again.
>
No kidding! That girl doesn't take rejection AT ALL! Kaji would never be rid
of her!
> Or threaten to tell everyone that he had molested her if he wouldn't
> agree to see her again. (btw, what exactly is the age of consent in
> Japan - would it be seen as a big scandal over there for a 30 year old
> man to be sleeping with a 14-year-old girl?)
>
I'm not certain, but I get the impression that such things are overlooked,
unless they result in a very dishonorable action ( I'll leave it to you,
Constant Reader, to decide what that might be)
> >Also, had she and Kaji actually had sex she would have been
> >insufferable about it to Misato, her 14 year old pride assuming
> >that intimacy conferred ownership and that she had permanently
> >taken him away from her 'rival'.
>
> It is for this selfsame reason that I cannot believe that Shinji and
> Misato ever had sex - Shinji would be strutting around telling
> everyone (especially Kaji) how Misato was now "his woman".
>
>
I don't know about that; more likely, Shinji would keep quiet about it, only
announceing it in a (thankfully rare) fit of rage at Asuka.
Asuka: "Ha! As if a peverte idioten(sp) like you could ever perform in bed!"
Shinji: (coldly)"Ask Misato how well this 'baka hentai' did with her."
Asuka: "WHAT WAS THAT! YOU SLEPT WITH MISATO!!!?!?!?!"
Misato: "That's what you get for sleeping around with older men. Serves you
right!"
Asuka: "THISSSSSSSS SUUUUCCKKKSSS!!"
> >>I agree with you though - I do not want to see Shinji naked.
> >
> >Don't watch episode 2. ^_^
>
> Toothpicks can hide a multitude of sins.
> --
> Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
>
So, who copied who, Mike Myers or Hideki Anno?
Vaughn L.Porter
Oh, Behave!
Chris
of perverse curiosity, I'll leave that till another day :)
Frank White wrote on 30 Jan 2003 14:28:19 GMT...
>> But real chicks are so complicated and hard to understand. They are not
> as
> >> attractive either. I've never met any female as attractive as her anime
> >> counterpart.
> >
> >NEWSFLASH! Do note that this may be psychologically scarring for you to
> >know, but it must be said.
> >
> >ANIME GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
>
> YIKE! You just killed Tinkerbell! Anime version!
>
> (If you believe in fan service, clap your hands!)
> >
> >I'm afraid if you ever want to have a /real/ relationship and eventually
> >have /actual/ sexual relations with a woman, it will /have/ to be with a
> >/real/ woman. Gee.
>
> How about blow up dolls?
>
> And sheep! Do they count?
Don't forget your 400 quid Chii body pillows too!
Errrr, so I am told. -_^;;;
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
<vau...@pcez.com> wrote:
>First, he wouldn't have needed a snorkel; second, I think Yui would have
>been even less meciful to him in the end if she knew he'd been tomcatting
>with the Rei-clones.
Gendo: "But I was only showing you how much I missed you..."
>Gendo: "Very well, then. Rei, kill"
>
>Rei: "Yes."
Scarily, she probably would (at least until near the end of the
series). Rei has the potential to be the ultimate killing machine. At
least we know who shot Kaji now...
>I don't know about that; more likely, Shinji would keep quiet about it, only
>announceing it in a (thankfully rare) fit of rage at Asuka.
Nope, he'd become unbearable, telling Rei and Asuka to leave piloting
Eva to a 'real man' and bragging how he could handle any situation
single-handedly. Until he messed up and had his confidence shattered
once more.
>So, who copied who, Mike Myers or Hideki Anno?
Which brings me to a question that has been bugging me for some time.
Mini-Me vs. Pen-Pen, no holds barred - Who would emerge victorious?
--
Reverend David "PPV" Hawthorne -
Gimme back my broken night,
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
<snip>
>Which brings me to a question that has been bugging me for some time.
>Mini-Me vs. Pen-Pen, no holds barred - Who would emerge victorious?
(Gets a disturbing mental image of PenPen holding down Mini-
Me by sitting on him, and pecking him on the back of the
head...)
FW
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
>In article <0emo3vgk7c96fdgr1...@4ax.com>,
At least it wasn't one of Mini-Me biting PenPen's crotch.
Sorry.
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
<NOS...@cshandley.tempATbtinternet.com> wrote:
>Don't forget your 400 quid Chii body pillows too!
>
>Errrr, so I am told. -_^;;;
Do they make Rei Ayanami or Videl Satan versions too?
More importantly, are the covers washable? #^_^#
Zlmndra
had a fit when I saw Gendo.
Maya, Ritsu and Misato's pics were nice though. :)
Regards,
Z
Zlmndra
> Misato: "Shinji - this is all I can do for you right now."
>
I think in the dub she says "be here for you right now..."
> Then again, by that same logic it could be said that she makes a pass
> at Pen-Pen immediately afterwards... ("Come on Pen-Pen..." "Okay, I
> just want anybody. I'm the one who's lonely...")
Lol... that *is* twisted. ;)
Regards,
Z
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
Gendo naked with Maya, Ritsuko and Misato? Whoa.
phobos
> > Then again, by that same logic it could be said that she makes a pass
> > at Pen-Pen immediately afterwards... ("Come on Pen-Pen..." "Okay, I
> > just want anybody. I'm the one who's lonely...")
>
> Lol... that *is* twisted. ;)
When I first read that post, I let it go as just another gratuitous
dirty joke from a hentai sicko. Than I watched the episode again, saw
the scene in question, and squirted my drink all over my keyboard.
It's twisted, but not necessarily untrue...
Schmuck
"Fake Name" <fake...@address.com> wrote in message
news:3E30AD2C...@address.com...
> what key did you press to get bracket for the eyes?
Hold alt and press 1, 7, 0 on the numpad, then release alt.
--
Schmuck
AIM: Schmuck65
Daisy
"Zlmndra" <zlmndra...@NOSPAMPLShotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:3e411e1a$1...@news.chariot.net.au...
> Re: a naked Shinji and Gendo: don't download the Gainax artbook, I almost
> had a fit when I saw Gendo.
>
> Maya, Ritsu and Misato's pics were nice though. :)
where? I'd like to see :D
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
wrote:
I would also like to see the aforementioned pictures.
Maya, Ritsuko and Misato naked would be quite possibly a wet dream
come true, though Maya would recieve about 90% of my attention. I
guess that Ritsuko and Misato would have to keep each other amused in
other ways...
Frank White
ppve...@hotmail.communism says...
>
>On Thu, 06 Feb 2003 12:47:09 GMT, "Daisy" <misa...@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Zlmndra" <zlmndra...@NOSPAMPLShotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
>>news:3e411e1a$1...@news.chariot.net.au...
>>> Re: a naked Shinji and Gendo: don't download the Gainax artbook, I
almost
>>> had a fit when I saw Gendo.
>>>
>>> Maya, Ritsu and Misato's pics were nice though. :)
>>
>>where? I'd like to see :D
>
>I would also like to see the aforementioned pictures.
>
>Maya, Ritsuko and Misato naked would be quite possibly a wet dream
>come true, though Maya would recieve about 90% of my attention. I
>guess that Ritsuko and Misato would have to keep each other amused in
>other ways...
Any hentai Evangelion doujinshi ("Paradise Lost" comes to mind)
will show you all that and way more besides.
FW
Zlmndra
> come true, though Maya would recieve about 90% of my attention. I
> guess that Ritsuko and Misato would have to keep each other amused in
> other ways...
Uh, well both Ritsu and Misato are noticeably naked... Maya only really has
her shirt off iirc...
Sorry to disappoint you. ;P
Regards,
Z
Psaiyan Prince Vegeta
<zlmndra...@NOSPAMPLShotmail.com> wrote:
>> Maya, Ritsuko and Misato naked would be quite possibly a wet dream
>> come true, though Maya would recieve about 90% of my attention. I
>> guess that Ritsuko and Misato would have to keep each other amused in
>> other ways...
>
>
>Uh, well both Ritsu and Misato are noticeably naked... Maya only really has
>her shirt off iirc...
http://www.evangeliondef.org/Imagenes/artbook/imagepages/image8.htm
This seems to be a picture of the previously unseen "rape me" Maya...
Matt Durrant
"Psaiyan Prince Vegeta" <ppve...@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> On Sat, 8 Feb 2003 01:17:21 +1030, "Zlmndra"
> <zlmndra...@NOSPAMPLShotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Maya, Ritsuko and Misato naked would be quite possibly a wet dream
> >> come true, though Maya would recieve about 90% of my attention. I
> >> guess that Ritsuko and Misato would have to keep each other amused in
> >> other ways...
> >
> >
> >Uh, well both Ritsu and Misato are noticeably naked... Maya only really
has
> >her shirt off iirc...
>
> http://www.evangeliondef.org/Imagenes/artbook/imagepages/image8.htm
>
> This seems to be a picture of the previously unseen "rape me" Maya...
Mmm, lovely. Is that an official Eva product? Like, official hentai?