Does anyone know MSDTC
Wilson
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"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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Ken Briscoe
guy.
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Consultant
your puny little brain, huh? Well regardless of what you think I would
rather take my chances out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die or
spend the rest of my life talking to a shitty, god damn VOLLEYBALL!
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Wilson
>
Frisbee® MCNGP
> This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.
That's news to me.
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> I loved you in Castaway. You deserved an Oscar....not that terrible
> Hanks guy.
Let's don't be silly. He should have won an Emmy instead of that silly Tim
Allen guy.
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your puny little brain, huh? Well regardless of what you think I would
rather take my chances out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die or
spend the rest of my life talking to a shitty, god damn VOLLEYBALL!
"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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Brian
> does anyone know when thus is available MSDTC?
NEW NAME, OLD GUY
here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.
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Frisbee® MCNGP
> you don't know that this group(s) has been hi-jacked by MCNGP? Half
> posts here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.
NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
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Ken Briscoe
Um, yes?
Ken Briscoe
>
...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...
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Frisbee® MCNGP
>> NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
>>
>
>
> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...
Somehow that line is sexy when it's screamed by a british gal.
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JaR
> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...
>
> --
> Quentin Tarantino - genius or moron?
>
You know, I'm really getting curious. Exactly what *does* it take to set off
MS's filters? I've had stuff modded that wasn't even profane!
JaR
MCNGP#..................................42
NEW NAME, OLD GUY
"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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Jtyc
I love you hunny bunny.
Consultant
won't get thru. 3 of my foul-mouthed posts have not made it on here.
"JaR" <ple...@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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Jtyc
> won't get thru. 3 of my foul-mouthed posts have not made it on here.
Fuck you you fucking fuck.
That seemed to make it...
Anonymous
elsewhere for information. The 2nd posting below tells
the truth. It took 14 posts for someone to address your
question once those MCNGP(and others) morons got through
getting cute.
>.
>Subject: Re: Does anyone know MSDTC
From: "NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> Sent: 11/24/2003
10:35:24 AM
you don't know that this group(s) has been hi-jacked by
MCNGP? Half posts
here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.
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> This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.
> >-----Original Message-----
> >I loved you in Castaway. You deserved an Oscar....not
> that terrible Hanks
> >guy.
> >
> >--
> >
> >KB - MCNGP #26
> >
> >first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >
> >
> >.
> >
.
Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
I answered the post correctly in the first reply--9 minutes after the
question was originally posted.
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Brian
> I answered the post correctly in the first reply--9 minutes after the
> question was originally posted.
... and I added that there is another newsgroup better suited to asking more
questions: M.P.C.E.mcdst.
Consultant
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
between doing onsite service, consulting, remodeling the house,and working
the public newsgroups.
Besides, I am not sure if I could live up to the code--as a MVP I need to be
more tolerant of "unique" posts and answer in a professional manner if I
respond at all.
You guys and gals have a lot more latitude in your responses <G>
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Jtyc
Outwardly it may appear so. But the reality is if we don't respond using
the approved guidlines, we get a beating.
Consultant
wish to use my real name. yes, that's right, consultant is not my real name.
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NEW NAME, OLD GUY
answer, only jokes and dirty words.
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Consultant
absolutely necessary
"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message
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NEW NAME, OLD GUY
> i only pull out the dirty words when absolutely necessary
I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary to
use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
difference.
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JaR
"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message
> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.
>
>
>
|-D Oh, fsck! There goes another perfectly good keyboard. |-D "I personally
knows some MVPs." |-D Stop, please! I'm gonna pee myself! |-D Oh crap, I
gotta pull myself together, people are staring at me like I've lost my mind!
"I personally knows some MVPs."
|-D Oh, fsck! I'm never gonna get all that latte off that monitor! |-D "I
personally knows some MVPs." |-D Oh, sweet deity! |-D
Ken Briscoe
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.
Do you personally know any English teachers?
NEW NAME, OLD GUY
is this rule #1 to join your gang: using dirty words in every post.
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Brat
> > are you 100% sure about that.
> not 100%. But even 1% can make the difference.
>
> > i only pull out the dirty words when absolutely necessary
>
> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.
Really? Well do you happen to know the MVP who re-posted a virus here? is
THAT something you want to compare with?
Kline Sphere
No way!
Kline Sphere
Not every post.
Kline Sphere
>difference.
In what way?
NEW NAME, OLD GUY
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Jtyc
You are incorrect sir. You are making accusations based on no facts.
must be a democrat...
Jtyc
It's not a fight. We just question you mental health. Never forget, we're
here to help.
JaR
> You are incorrect sir. You are making accusations based on no facts.
>
>
> must be a democrat...
>
Or a Republican
Jtyc
good point
NEW NAME, OLD GUY
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Jtyc
I don't use profanity. I find it disgusting and it lacks a certain panache.
Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
I thought I was talking to the real Consultant! <VBEG>
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
Is Sue or Laura doing the spanking??
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friend
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
Did you have to bring that up? I do know that person and I know that the
repost was accidental (NEVER let OE stay at the default "Reply to messages
using the format in which they were sent").
It was embarrassing regardless.
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
Nevermind--you are still trying for that spanking from Sue.
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"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Brat
> <ROTFLMAO>
> Did you have to bring that up? I do know that person and I know that the
> repost was accidental (NEVER let OE stay at the default "Reply to messages
> using the format in which they were sent").
> It was embarrassing regardless.
>
I figured it was a mistake but my point stands... he judges us all based on
his illgotten information. The point is, we are all not perfect but it is
our right to be judged based on our own actions not on those of others or
what someone may think those others do (right or wrong).
Jtyc
Dare to dream.
Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
my last reply to her <G>
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Brat
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There was a failure on one of the main transatlantic cables (TAT-14) which
carries 640Gbps US/Europe traffic about 2 hours ago and I guess this is
probably causing many transit providers a fair number of problems.
The cable is implemented as a redundant ring with independently routed
northern and southern transatlantic legs, the northern leg just failed.
Sadly the southern leg apparently failed earlier in the month and hasn't
been repaired yet :-(
http://www.kddiscs.co.jp/e/business/02_15.html
There will no doubt be a period of frenetic re-routing before normality is
restored.
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"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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Brat
> Some people may be experiencing Internet outages at the moment.
>
> There was a failure on one of the main transatlantic cables (TAT-14) which
> carries 640Gbps US/Europe traffic about 2 hours ago and I guess this is
> probably causing many transit providers a fair number of problems.
>
> The cable is implemented as a redundant ring with independently routed
> northern and southern transatlantic legs, the northern leg just failed.
> Sadly the southern leg apparently failed earlier in the month and hasn't
> been repaired yet :-(
uh-huh show off :P
lol this has been happening for about a month now... did you shut off
US/Canada links?? hehehehe
normally I pick up what I have missed from other people's posts but yours I
missed... and jtyc cut it off... the bum!! lol
Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
Good luck--no one has to shut them off, they do that well enough themselves.
One hint--since you are on the RoadRunner network now, you might want to
reset your modem when major slowdowns occur. They don't seem to understand
that a majority of us do not shut down our pcs at all. After a few weeks of
constant connection the network seems to gradually slow to a crawl for no
apparent reason. A reset of the modem usually returns speed to normal.
It could be worse--you could still be on the Shaw network <g,d+rvvf>
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"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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Brat
> Rogers Cable?
> Good luck--no one has to shut them off, they do that well enough
themselves.
>
> One hint--since you are on the RoadRunner network now, you might want to
> reset your modem when major slowdowns occur. They don't seem to understand
> that a majority of us do not shut down our pcs at all. After a few weeks
of
> constant connection the network seems to gradually slow to a crawl for no
> apparent reason. A reset of the modem usually returns speed to normal.
>
> It could be worse--you could still be on the Shaw network <g,d+rvvf>
lol I never had Shaw... and Roadrunner was bought out by Rogers... lol
I sent an email to tech support at Roadrunner a while back when the network
went down... copied the KB Article for them... the idiot that answered the
email actually said that my smtp and pop server settings were incorrect...
he had thought I had the sttings that MS shows was what I had for my
settings. I got a phone call from tech support 2 days later after my nasty
gram where I was told "there are not many people who call in who know more
than our techs do"!! lol... I only wanted to know how long the network
would be down. After resetting my modem (DOCSIS), I was able to
send/recieve again... it is one of the reasons I chose the modem I have...
most modems they have in stock are POS RCA's which, for some reason, do not
have a reset switch... so when the network goes down, you are screwed
because you have to wait for the next business day (in this case, 2 days)
before your modem can be reset... go figure!! lol
so do me a favor Larry... repost what you said earlier for me pls? hehehe
I do get the posts eventually... but normally a few days later but I have
already read them in the reposts from the responders but this time I missed
since it was snipped.
Cheers,
Sue
Brat
he may give you one... I like the little blue dude though.
wanna hear a laugh? I did a speed test on my modem... getting max 600 kb...
now explain to me how that is a high speed connection please!! lol nuts I
tell you. And, yes, I did reset the modem before doing the test :P
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Hi Sue,
It was in a different part thread, mistress. <VBEG>
Pasted here:
I agree completely, mistress! <VBEG>
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as a reply to:
"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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>
> I figured it was a mistake but my point stands... he judges us all based
on
> his illgotten information. The point is, we are all not perfect but it is
> our right to be judged based on our own actions not on those of others or
> what someone may think those others do (right or wrong).
>
>
>
Larry
"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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anonymous
haven't seen one helpful post from you clowns.
>
showgun
sure even why i bothered to read them all
>
Paul Lynch
<you...@sendmespam.com> wrote:
>> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
>to
>> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
>> difference.
>
>Do you personally know any English teachers?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regards,
Paul Lynch
MCSE
J
miss)...
Bunch of cunts really, aren't they?
>-----Original Message-----
>> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of
you...
>this is what I was saying.
>
>"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>> > NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
>> >
>>
>>
>> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of
you...
>>
>> --
>> Quentin Tarantino - genius or moron?
>> KB - MCNGP #26
>>
>> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>>
>>
>
>
>.
>
Jtyc
> he may give you one...
Oh now that hurts. What have I done to you to deserve being called a
homosexual?
You've hurt my sensitive side. I don't know if I can recover from this.
*sniff*
Brat
> > ask jtyc...
> > he may give you one...
>
> Oh now that hurts. What have I done to you to deserve being called a
> homosexual?
you started the spanking convo... I just wasnt getting drawn into the foray
:P
Jtyc
What I said was, we get "beatings"... someone else determined that that
meant that "you" spank people. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I'm innocent in all this, I swear.
Frisbee® MCNGP
> LOL. Help in what way? Making fun of everyone? I
> haven't seen one helpful post from you clowns.
Well anonymous (if that IS your real name {$1 to someone}) then you're not
looking at enough posts. This one is helpful, for example. I'm pointing
out that you're wrong and there are indeed helpful posts. Like this one.
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> OK... this would be the longest post of replys i seen not
> sure even why i bothered to read them all
You must also be new here. This doesn't even come close to the group's
longest thread. It might be the 1,945th longest thread.
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Frisbee® MCNGP
> i am the real consultant. it is just not my birth name. never doubt,
> my friend
You can have your name legally changed, you know...
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but then i would have to get all my shirts re-monogrammed
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Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)
Fris--you were on the Win98 beta, weren't you?
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"Frisbee® MCNGP" <onceb...@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
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Brat
> > i am the real consultant. it is just not my birth name. never doubt,
> > my friend
>
> You can have your name legally changed, you know...
Brat suits me fine... I dont have to change it... I made the transition
quickly and EVERYONE knew who I was lol ... now why would that be??
Frisbee® MCNGP
> Hmm--I thought I recognized the writing style.
> Fris--you were on the Win98 beta, weren't you?
Nope, sorry. Was only kidding about Frisbee being my real name. I wish it
was, though.
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