FOX Places Futurama On "Probation"
Peter Maranci
The FOX network regrets to announce that the animated TV series
"Futurama" has been placed on probation. This action was taken only
after careful consideration and extensive evaluation. It has been
necessitated by the continuing failure of the show to reach a minimum
satisfactory rating.
Over the past several months the show has actually had zero viewers on
a number of nights, despite the fact that millions of viewers tuned in
to watch NFL football on those very same nights. This failure on the
part of the show's creators and writers is unacceptable, and as a
forward-looking corporation the FOX network has no choice but to take
the following actions prior to cancellation:
1. The show will no longer air in the valuable 7PM Sunday time-slot.
Instead, it will be given a place of honor in FOX's new "WW"
(Whenever, Wherever) system. Under this system the show will be aired
at an undisclosed time on some station or in-house television set at
least semi-annually.
2. Through an agreement between the Murdoch family and the Communist
Party of the People's Republic of China, the show will now reach a
market of an additional two billion viewers in the burgeoning Asian
sphere. The shows will be edited down to a convenient and compact
30-second format and will be retitled "Long Live the Glorious
Revolution! Consume and Invest With Tireless Diligence!" "LLtGR!
CaIWTD!" will be sponsored by Archers Daniel Midland and will feature
taped inspirational messages by George W. Bush.
3. In the Americas and Europe the show's audio track will now air in
an Esperanto translation only for easy comprehension by all.
Viewers of "Futurama" will be sure to love FOX's newest animated
offering: "FOX's NFL Babieez", starring the voice of Howie Long as
Baby Howiee. The NFL Babieez will dance and rap their way into your
heart, and the Baby NFL Cheerleaderz are H-O-T HOT! "FOX's NFL
Babieez", only on FOX!
Gabagimpy
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Lol.
Andrew Hall
You had me there for a second, nicely written.
Andy(atuc.com), will watch the new show, "LLtGR! CaIWTD!"...
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Leaving Hope
Excellent.
nathan :-)
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> "Peter Maranci" <pm...@maranci.net> wrote in message
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> > FOX Places Futurama On "Probation"
> >
Geez!!! This thing scared the Jebeezus out of me!! Good joke.
Aaron Hirshberg
> FOX Places Futurama On "Probation"
As long as it stays away from "Death Mountain", right?
Space Museum
Mark J. Finegold
Hirshberg) wrote:
But all my stuff is there!
Mr. ?
> LMAO!
>
> You had me there for a second, nicely written.
>
> Andy(atuc.com), will watch the new show, "LLtGR! CaIWTD!"...
>
Heh!
They must have the same management as Nicklodion and Invader Zim.
- Mr. ? - 'LLtGR CaIWTD' and 'Worker and Parasite' on Fox's new
'ACHTUNG! YOU MUST WATCH TV! SHNELL!' lineup.
"I never believed I could shoot down a German plane, but last years'
air show proved me wrong!" - Grandpa Simpson
Michael Herzog
> - Mr. ? - 'LLtGR CaIWTD' and 'Worker and Parasite' on Fox's new
> 'ACHTUNG! YOU MUST WATCH TV! SHNELL!' lineup.
Add a "c" and do it schnell!