[F] Meet report AfpSwe 4.0
Jenny With the Axe
There was a meet. Present were Gruk[1], Pixel[2], George[3] and
Swedchef[4].
Last time I tried to make a report (that was AfpSwe 3.0, May 2nd,
1998) I got accused of doing only a quotefile, and no meet report.
This time it'll be the other way around... For the first[5] time in
afphistory there was an outdoor meet at which it did not rain.
True to her habit, George managed to turn up late, again... even
though the rest of the Swedes decided that they might avoid that by
picking her up at the train... The axe was fetched from Pixel's
office[6]. Then George was tortured by being dragged into the shop
where Gerber Multi-Pliers are bought, whereafter the entire party went
shopping for things to barbecue. When such had been obtained, we
proceeded to Långholmen[7] and lit the fire.
Meat and vegetables were charred and eaten. George had brought
chocolate-covered vodka[8] and other chocolatey things... so had
Swedchef. Pixel brought her Axe but didn't hurt anyone. Pixel and Gruk
showed off their new Gerber Multi-Pliers and made George very jealous.
When most of the food had been eaten, and all beer, wine and cider had
been drunk, it was beginning to get cold. The party then proceeded to
an indoors place, namely the pub Akkurat. Fortunately noone seemed to
recognise them from the previous meet, so they managed to get inside.
The rest of the evening was spent drinking beer, discussing the
Illuminati card game, comparing whiskys[9] and generally doing what
drunken afpers do[10].
OK, now can we get on with the quotefile?
Pixel (to Gruk): I love you even though you're deformed!
Swedchef: Surely a strap-on would solve that?
Gruk: If you did that, it squirted.
Gruk (to Pixel): Want me to stick it to you?
Gruk: I feel terribly innocent!
Swedchef: I am not normal.
Gruk (to Swedchef): Kinky, kinky!
Swedchef: Are these the dangerous 21,34 cm's?
Pixel and George (simultaneously, pointing at eachother): She did it!
Swedchef (to Gruk): You are evil!
Gruk: There's a merchandise description on me! (points at T-shirt with
the legend "Evil inside")
Pixel: Sendmail 4.x? No bad language, please!
Gruk: Do you have any other dark secrets?
Pixel: Yes.
George: Maybe I should be worried... I know what size my father takes
in jeans...
George (to Pixel and Gruk): *vom* *vom* *vom* repeat ad nauseam...
Swedchef (to Pixel): I think I'll have to report you for disturbing
the peace.
George: I waaaaaannnnnnnaaaaa have one of those!
Footnotices:
[1] Ingvar Mattsson
[2] Jenny Holmberg
[3] Annika Larsson
[4] Staffan Tjernström
[5] According to Darran, and he's Welsh, so he never lies.
[6] Pixel then forgot to bring it back to the office on Monday,
provoking conversations as "Where's your axe today?" "Oh, I left it at
home... you see, I needed it this weekend." "Do we still have any live
users?"
[7] This is the place where a JAS plane crashed a couple of years
ago... in fact, we had our barbecue right beside the crash site. The
moral of the story is "Don't hold an airshow with experimental
aircraft in the middle of a city".
[8] Ask her for the recipe... it's very good.
[9] Swedchef: This one's good, taste it... Pixel and Gruk: Yes, very
good. George: Yechh!
[10] This is where I am not writing the things George doesn't want me
to write.
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Meg, the Magpie
<jen...@algonet.se> said :
>eport from AFPSwe 4.0, Stockholm, July 25th
>
>There was a meet. Present were Gruk[1], Pixel[2], George[3] and
>Swedchef[4].
>
>Last time I tried to make a report (that was AfpSwe 3.0, May 2nd,
>1998) I got accused of doing only a quotefile, and no meet report.
>This time it'll be the other way around... For the first[5] time in
>afphistory there was an outdoor meet at which it did not rain.
Oh drat. I should have told you all about the AFPerth Fireworks meet
which happened back on the 26th of January. Or doesn't that count,
cos it's in XXXXia? <grin>
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Staffan Tjernström
Jenny With the Axe wrote in message ...
>Report from AFPSwe 4.0, Stockholm, July 25th
>
<Extract Axe'd>
>Pixel brought her Axe but didn't hurt anyone.
indeed by it.
>The rest of the evening was spent drinking beer, discussing the
>Illuminati card game, comparing whiskys[9] and generally doing what
>drunken afpers do[10].
>
[10] - Including Gruk impressing SwedChef & Pixel with his slight of hand
(and my lack of it).
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T Mark Hall
1?q?Staffan_Tjernstr=F6m?= <stjer...@gtech.com> writes
>
>>
>[10] - Including Gruk impressing SwedChef & Pixel with his slight of hand
>(and my lack of it).
>
>--
>
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Jenny With the Axe
>1?q?Staffan_Tjernstr=F6m?= <stjer...@gtech.com> writes
>>>
>>[10] - Including Gruk impressing SwedChef & Pixel with his slight of hand
>>(and my lack of it).
>>
>He has small hands and you have none?
Gruks hands aren't very small, really... in fact, they're quite the
right size. I haven't measured Staffan's.
Martyn Clapham
h...@algonet.se> writes
>T Mark Hall <tm...@gogod.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>>1?q?Staffan_Tjernstr=F6m?= <stjer...@gtech.com> writes
>>>>
>>>[10] - Including Gruk impressing SwedChef & Pixel with his slight of hand
>>>(and my lack of it).
>>>
>>He has small hands and you have none?
>
>Gruks hands aren't very small, really... in fact, they're quite the
>right size. I haven't measured Staffan's.
>
< thinks: You'll only get in trouble!! >
< thinks: Oh sod it! >
The right size for what?
Mart.
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Jenny With the Axe
>In article <m167g3g...@tigger.hemma>, Jenny With the Axe <jenny-
>h...@algonet.se> writes
>>
>>Gruks hands aren't very small, really... in fact, they're quite the
>>right size. I haven't measured Staffan's.
>>
>< thinks: Better not!!! >
>
>< thinks: You'll only get in trouble!! >
>
>< thinks: Oh sod it! >
>
>The right size for what?
For me, of course. Well, for him, really, because they're on him, not
on me, except sometimes...
Alright then... Gruk is the perfect size all over. That what you
wanted to hear?