Dump On Bush!
Chief Thracian
(c) 2001 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)
You know how a guy's gotta go real bad, and can't find a restroom
anywhere near? So what does he do, in desperation? Find the nearest
bush and take a dump on it! And that is precisely what I believe we
need to do NOW, regarding the brainless bush who thinks he runs this
show.
We need a vast, fully-armed militia of loyal patriots--with gay men
and women in positions of leadership--to march on the White House,
take it over, and surrender all prisoners (Bush and the Presidential
Staff) into the highest-security lockup possible, that they may do no
more mischief, ever again. I am NOT proposing any violence (except in
self defense, of course, as a last resort), assassination, or threat
of such. However, I am proposing the overthrow of our present
government, per the dictates of our brilliant manifesto: "Ernest Goes
to the Bathroom". Allow me to quote from that most noble, most
patriotic document of all time:
---begin quote
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created
equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable
Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of
Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted
among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the
governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of
these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,
and to institute new Government, having its foundation on such
principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall
seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence,
indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be
changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience
hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are
sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which
they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations
pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them
under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to
throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future
security.
...
"Declaration of Independence," Microsoft(R) Encarta(R) 97
Encyclopedia. (c) 1993-1996 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.
[Zeke comments: "What? Does Micro$oft now claim property rights over
the Declaration of Independence, too? My, this monopoly has gotten WAY
out of hand, and needs to be busted apart big time! Well, we'll work
on that a little later. Meanwhile, more urgent matters are pressing."]
---end of quote
The usurpation of government must happen on a massive, unified scale
unheard of since World War II's underground resistance. (Warning: any
such attempts to create a militia that excludes homosexuals, shall
perish abruptly.) Local militias everywhere must take out those
government centers known to harbor Enemies of Democracy. It would be a
grievous error and malicious act, to attack those aspects of our
government that continue to serve her citizens in equitable fashion.
This means: protect and cherish our libraries, social services, and
other benevolent gov't-supported groups and institutions. (Be warned:
Any such groups that harbor homophobic ideas are to be tagged
immediately as enemy, and shut down. So there will surely be some
cases where this enemy occupies a library or school, here and
there...but they are the exception, not the rule).
I have no doubt in my mind, that many in Amerika are totally aligned
with my own feelings, and only need my voice to stir us into the
necessary actions to regain our beloved democracy...and to nurture it
further into fulfillment of our ideals. (Remember this: a true
Amerikan is one who cherishes *all nations, *all peoples, and *all
beliefs, as part of this great diversity of the Family of Man. And
that, since we are all brothers and sisters under the Sun, there is
really nothing we can't work out together, if we only simmer down.
We're FAMILY, dudes!)
But in this New Amerika will be our contract for homosexual
liberation, as the price to pay for the salvation of our nation. For
it is up to us gay folk, whether or not we lift a finger to save
Amerika from the abyss of horror she so well deserves. We will also
have our own queer nation, "Athenia", which shall occupy what is now
called Northern California, down to the lattitude where the County of
Santa Cruz abuts that of Monterey.
I may go to prison for what I have proposed; even possibly be charged
with treason, and put to death. But as a loyal patriot, as well as an
advocate for the houseless, and freelance gay activist: I am dedicated
to my beliefs 100%. And if I waited for someone else to take this hot
potato and propose insurrection to the public...well, I just could
never live with myself, any more. However, I would not be surprised at
all, if many others are inspired in like manner, and have already
posted articles similar to mine, on Usenet.
The bloodless coup of the Religious Reich, that gave "W" the
presidency, must now be answered with yet another coup, to get back
what we suddenly lost...and then we may begin to right all the wrongs
committed by that treasonous Bush/Satan office. I suggest that we
reinstate former Pres. Clinton's people, until such time The War has
ended, and we can resume the usual ballot process. I believe we
already have more than enough good citizens, right there in our
nation's capital, to pull off such a coup. Let my militia be known as
"The Blue Rose"...which insignia shall identify these loyal soldiers.
May Yom Kippur bless you in abundance with those things that matter
most: friendship, trust, joy, compassion, health, sanity, devotion,
loyalty, and Queer Liberation. (And, of course, a little ganja each
and every day, to tide things over.)
Sincerely,
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Chief Thracian)
September 20, 2001 / 00:01am PST
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A true Amerikan is a hetero-Amerikan.
Seig Heil!
http://surf.to/gaybible
GoDMaChiNE
Fags overthrowing the government. Now that is comical.
- GoDMaChiNE
Ron Kane
weirdos, you cannot tell if this is serious or a joke. My fist instinct is
that some 13 year old in his darkened bedroom, surrounded by used paper
hankies has seen a good opportunity for a joke and published this. then
2000 miles away in a bunker in Redneck country some nutcase has decided that
his whole life should not be spent enacting this doctrine.
Ron.
LOTFH
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sa4669
place to be posting such messages? Surely such content in this post is not
suitable for younger Cadets reading the Posts?
Alex Wroe
Ron Kane
to ensure that you all understand the depths of this persons ignorance. The
content may offend some people and contains racial slurs.
The senders email: anm...@freedom.gmsociety.org
You have been warned (Scroll down)
Ron Kane wrote
is
that
Shut the fuck up, you pathetic Eurotrash. Other countries don't understand
the issue we have here in the USA with blacks. Their blacks are civilized,
normal descent people without attitudes and they have cool accents. Our
blacks
are stupid, nasty, vulgar, brutal, uneducated and refuse to be anything but
savage beasts because any act of being a normal human would be considered to
them as "giving into whitey".
Why don't you ask some of your countrymen who visited Miami how wonderful
niggers
are? Wait, you can't-----BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD! You Europeans have absolutely
no crediblilty on the subject of niggers, simply because you don't have very
many. Just wait. You will. They breed like rabbits, and your welfare states
are custom made for the shiftless porch monkeys. I understand London is
already
suffering the effects, and Paris is having huge problems with the Africans
they've imported. Have fun as your culture is totally destroyed, your women
are raped, and your economy is devastated by these savages.
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If MC didn't bother me you could imagine the laugh I had at this one.
Ron.
Dave Blowers
Just goes to show what scum there are out there, doesn't it? It is sad how
some people think.
>
> If MC didn't bother me you could imagine the laugh I had at this one.
Yup!
Dave
Chief Thracian
> With Yank humour (or lack thereof) and with the US's great tolerance for
> weirdos, you cannot tell if this is serious or a joke.
I am deadly serious...though what's wrong with a sense of humor when
overthrowing a corrupt government? Insurrection can be fun, for the
hale and hearty (and queer)!
> My fist instinct is
> that some 13 year old in his darkened bedroom, surrounded by used paper
> hankies has seen a good opportunity for a joke and published this. then
> 2000 miles away in a bunker in Redneck country some nutcase has decided that
> his whole life should not be spent enacting this doctrine.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. I am a 51-year old gay activist and homeless
advocate, living in San Francisco since 1973. Better luck next time
around, sweetie!
And, oh, if you're assumed superiority as a hetero shows through in
one way or another, better watch your back.
sa4669
may be to members of this newsgroup, is a UK Cadet newsgroup which is often
read by CHILDREN as young as 13 really the correct place to be sharing them?
Alex Wroe
Jamie
| advocate, living in San Francisco since 1973. Better luck next time
| around, sweetie!
| And, oh, if you're assumed superiority as a hetero shows through in
| one way or another, better watch your back
Oh god...
On 27 Sep 2001 09:20:05 -0700, chieft...@runbox.com (Chief
Thracian) penned, in most scintillating prose, the following
dissertation:
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Sgt. Jamie Condliffe
ICQ: 32325289
1224 (Wharfedale) Squadron
www.cadets.co.uk/1224/
www.aircadets.org
Disclaimer: Everything I say, ever, is completely untrue - never believe any of it.
There we go, you can't sue me...
Ron Kane
> advocate,
Well...we all have to have a hobby.
> living in San Francisco since 1973. Better luck next time
> around, sweetie!
> And, oh, if you're assumed superiority as a hetero shows through in
> one way or another, better watch your back.
I don't even understand that last comment, I assume that you got too excited
at talking to a real person in a real Newsgroup that you forgot to turn on
your flame radar (sorry, gaydar).
If by this that you are going to try to violate my person then may I suggest
that I introduce you to my brother, 6ft American Footballer Defensive Tackle
who also bats for the other team, he likes nothing more than flattening
mincer stereotypes like yourself. Now, switch off the computer, rent out
"Good Girls, Bad Cops III" get some of these hankies out that I mentioned
earlier and make yourself a better person.
Ron
(Sphincter intact, curry's withstanding)
e-belfast
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