Man Murders Wife Over 'Disgusting Coffee'
Kintamayama
she made him a bad cup of coffee, Italian news agency ANSA reported.
`The coffee was disgusting. I drank a little then I picked up the cup
and smashed it on the floor,'' the 84-year-old told prosecutors in
Bari, on Italy's southern heel, the agency said.
A neighbor discovered the wife's body Sunday afternoon and alerted the
police. The man was arrested on suspicion of murder. The man later
confessed he had hidden the murder weapon -- a hammer -- and
blood-sodden clothes he had worn when he killed her, ANSA said.
Kintamayama
P.S. It is rumoured he has received some phone calls from disgruntled
Starbuck clients asking him for more details on his "technique".
Brian Watson
"Kintamayama" <Kinta...@yokozuna.co.jp> wrote in message
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> An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
Sounds like a case of "too much coffee" to me.
I wonder if he'll claim mitigating circumstances?
He'd have grounds.
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Len Richards
message <1003305189.9582.1...@news.demon.co.uk>.
In response:
Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
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Brian Watson
"Len Richards" <rynosserosUNN...@email.com> wrote in message
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> In alt.obituaries, "Brian Watson" <br...@spheroid.demon.co.uk> posted
> message <1003305189.9582.1...@news.demon.co.uk>.
> In response:
>
> >
> >"Kintamayama" <Kinta...@yokozuna.co.jp> wrote in message
> >news:df7797d5.01101...@posting.google.com...
> >> An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
> >> she made him a bad cup of coffee.
> >
> >Sounds like a case of "too much coffee" to me.
> >
> >I wonder if he'll claim mitigating circumstances?
> >
> >He'd have grounds.
>
> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
In other circumstances, I'd suggest reading the tea leaves.
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Brian
J.D. Baldwin
In the previous article, Len Richards
<rynosserosUNN...@email.com> wrote:
> >> An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
> >> she made him a bad cup of coffee.
> >
> >Sounds like a case of "too much coffee" to me.
> >
> >I wonder if he'll claim mitigating circumstances?
> >
> >He'd have grounds.
>
> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some
> time?
Is there a mug shot of this guy online yet?
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Kintamayama
> message <1003305189.9582.1...@news.demon.co.uk>.
> In response:
>
> >
> >"Kintamayama" <Kinta...@yokozuna.co.jp> wrote in message
> >news:df7797d5.01101...@posting.google.com...
> >> An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
> >> she made him a bad cup of coffee.
> >
> >Sounds like a case of "too much coffee" to me.
> >
> >I wonder if he'll claim mitigating circumstances?
> >
> >He'd have grounds.
>
> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
A latte questions with a few answers..
Kintamayama
ObitsMan
>>
>> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
>
>A latte questions with a few answers..
Any more puns and I'll cream you, sugar.
Michael DiCola
Being married to an Italian man has very few perks.
J.D. Baldwin
Are you frothing a little, there?
Daddy
Baldwin) wrote:
>
>In the previous article, ObitsMan <obit...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >> >He'd have grounds.
>> >>
>> >> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
>> >
>> >A latte questions with a few answers..
>>
>> Any more puns and I'll cream you, sugar.
>
>Are you frothing a little, there?
>--
By Jove, what a tragedy....
Svingen
> In the previous article, ObitsMan <obit...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >> >He'd have grounds.
> > >>
> > >> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for some time?
> > >
> > >A latte questions with a few answers..
> >
> > Any more puns and I'll cream you, sugar.
>
> Are you frothing a little, there?
This type of thing filters in here from time to time; it's certainly
percolated itself throughout all of Usenet.
J.D. Baldwin
In the previous article, Svingen <jfe...@netins.net> wrote:
> > > >> >He'd have grounds.
> > > >>
> > > >> Was it an instant thing or had he been brewing the idea for
> > > >> some time?
> > > >
> > > >A latte questions with a few answers..
> > >
> > > Any more puns and I'll cream you, sugar.
> >
> > Are you frothing a little, there?
>
> This type of thing filters in here from time to time; it's certainly
> percolated itself throughout all of Usenet.
My sediments exactly.
There sure are enough drips around to keep it going. Some of these
punsters are real basket cases. Of course, I've bean guilty of some
pretty heinous ones, myself. (Water you looking at?)
Anyway, enough of this Krupp. I'm bailing out before the chickens
come home to roast.
Kathi
(Kintamayama) wrote:
>An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
>she made him a bad cup of coffee, Italian news agency ANSA reported.
>`The coffee was disgusting. I drank a little then I picked up the cup
>and smashed it on the floor,'' the 84-year-old told prosecutors in
>Bari, on Italy's southern heel, the agency said.
>A neighbor discovered the wife's body Sunday afternoon and alerted the
>police. The man was arrested on suspicion of murder. The man later
>confessed he had hidden the murder weapon -- a hammer -- and
>blood-sodden clothes he had worn when he killed her, ANSA said.
This story made my morning. I perked right up.
Lee
"Kintamayama" <Kinta...@yokozuna.co.jp> wrote in message
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I hope they roast the bastard.
Lee
mack twamley
"Lee" <tele...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I guess this guy (maybe named Capuccino?)
never saw the sign in the coffee shop ...
"Please don't complain about the coffee -
Some day YOU may be old and weak, too"
anymouse
kath...@hotmail.com wrote:
> This story made my morning. I perked right up.
>
So did my wife I wondered why she suddenly flung the paper
to the floor and dumped a full pot of coffee into the sink.
She mumbled something under her breath about wanting to make
a fresh pot.
Heather
--
Suffer fools lightly. Then place in a dry pan
and bake at 375 degrees for twenty minutes.
"Kintamayama" <Kinta...@yokozuna.co.jp> wrote in message
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MadCow57
nuts.
Loki
>The husband must have mental problems. Remember, the world is chock full of
>nuts.
Ooooohhhhh.... That one generated a Mountain Groan....
Loki
Natasha Dee
--Juan Valdez
J.D. Baldwin
In the previous article, Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote:
> >The husband must have mental problems. Remember, the world is chock
> >full of nuts.
>
> Ooooohhhhh.... That one generated a Mountain Groan....
Just Folger keyboards up now, kids. There's no point to any of this
anymore.
Loki
Baldwin) wrote:
>
>In the previous article, Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >The husband must have mental problems. Remember, the world is chock
>> >full of nuts.
>>
>> Ooooohhhhh.... That one generated a Mountain Groan....
>
>Just Folger keyboards up now, kids. There's no point to any of this
>anymore.
So Yuban this type of conversation?
Loki
Natasha Dee
> --Juan Valdez
Juan, go back to Columbia [South America] where you belong! :-) >>
I'm on my way, but with this donkey it's gonna take months. I should never have
given him the decaf....
--Juan
mommadona
Louis Epstein
: Len Richards <rynosserosUNN...@email.com> wrote in message news:<i6pqstsljs970gauk...@4ax.com>...
Perhaps he could avoid punishment by joining the
Order of Friars Minor,becoming a Cappuccino monk.
-=-=-
The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,
at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.
Louis Epstein
: In the previous article, Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote:
:> >The husband must have mental problems. Remember, the world is chock
:> >full of nuts.
:>
:> Ooooohhhhh.... That one generated a Mountain Groan....
: Just Folger keyboards up now, kids. There's no point to any of this
: anymore.
If Yuban further discussion,we won't be able to impart
further Maxims that come to mind!
Louis Epstein
: "Loki" <cubby...@aol.com> wrote in message
: news:p9stst4q7d6ofcc2m...@4ax.com...
:> On 18 Oct 2001 14:28:11 GMT, INVALID...@example.com (J.D.
:> Baldwin) wrote:
: A blast from the past!
Worthy of the child of a Bushman and a banker,
who would be Chase-and-San-born.
Rob D.
news:p9stst4q7d6ofcc2m...@4ax.com:
It would be wrong to filter it in any way.
Loki
If this does not stop soon, I am going to head for the hills brothers.
Loki
Rob D.
news:ndqustocinajolgo6...@4ax.com:
Does this mean we wont be seeing your mug around here anymore?
Brian Watson
"T. Boo" <tinyboofa...@indabox.com> wrote in message
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> You people are all a bunch of drips!
Sir, you are no star.
Buck up, will you!
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Brian
Old Curmudgeon
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> "mommadona" <ri...@cruzio.com> wrote in message
> news:3BCF3C77...@cruzio.com...
>
>> Best string of puns I've seen on a ng!
>
> Yes, but all those cute puns are *all*, *ALL OFF-topic* from the
> original
> post, according to our resident "expert" D. Carson, because nobody
> actually died in reality--unless you count the puns being a living
> being and going to joke heaven (or hell)!
>
>> "J.D. Baldwin" wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>
>
>
Why not read the subject, then the original post, and see if anything
percolates through to your brain.
Too much strong coffee can make you choleric, and may make you constipated:
that's probably your problem.
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Julz
>> >blood-sodden clothes he had worn when he killed her, ANSA said.
>
Yeah, he really creamed her.
Be Well,
~Julz~
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Bill Schenley
> An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
Was this his Eight O'clock Coffee [*]? Did he Nestle her first?
Was this after he Sanka into a deep depression?
[*] Wondering if anyone remembers *that* coffee . . .
brigidnelson
>
> > An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
> > she made him a bad cup of coffee . . .
>
> Was this his Eight O'clock Coffee [*]? Did he Nestle her first?
> Was this after he Sanka into a deep depression?
>
brigid
Heather
>
> >Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote in
> >news:ndqustocinajolgo6...@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Thu, 18 Oct 2001 22:17:45 GMT, "Rob D." <a...@me.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote in
> >>>news:p9stst4q7d6ofcc2m...@4ax.com:
> >>>
> >>>> On 18 Oct 2001 14:28:11 GMT, INVALID...@example.com (J.D.
> >>>> Baldwin) wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>In the previous article, Loki <cubby...@aol.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> >The husband must have mental problems. Remember, the world is
chock
> >>>>>> >full of nuts.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Ooooohhhhh.... That one generated a Mountain Groan....
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Just Folger keyboards up now, kids. There's no point to any of this
> >>>>>anymore.
> >>>>
> >>>> So Yuban this type of conversation?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Loki
> >>>
> >>>It would be wrong to filter it in any way.
> >>
> >> If this does not stop soon, I am going to head for the hills brothers.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Loki
> >
> >Does this mean we wont be seeing your mug around here anymore?
>
That joke Sanka battle ship!
Tony Dickson
Louis Epstein
He clearly sampled the coffee before acting,so what
he did was a Taster's Choice.
Brad Ferguson
<lep...@PUF.FCC.NET> wrote:
> brigidnelson <irja...@teleport.com> wrote:
> : Bill Schenley wrote:
> :>
> :> > An Italian man said Monday he had killed his 72-year-old wife after
> :> > she made him a bad cup of coffee . . .
> :>
> :> Was this his Eight O'clock Coffee [*]? Did he Nestle her first?
> :> Was this after he Sanka into a deep depression?
> :>
> : It was right after he hung his hat by its Brim.
>
> He clearly sampled the coffee before acting,so what
> he did was a Taster's Choice.
And now she's no longer his Coffee Mate, which is too bad, because she
had no Equal.
In fact, she was his better half & half.
Sandra Doyle
: And now she's no longer his Coffee Mate, which is too bad, because she
: had no Equal.
: In fact, she was his better half & half.
She may have been Sweet, but he laid her Low.
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