[F] The "George In London Meet" Report and Quotefile
Barry R
Attendees:
Ali
Megamole
John Warden
Pthomas
Adrian Ogden
Barry R
oh, and
6 flakes bars,
12 walnut whips,
9 Cadburys Creme Eggs
1 box of Chocolate Coated Ginger
and a late arrival of a single bar of Maya Gold
Report
First to arrive at the tube station was Ali, who arrived rather
early and decided to have a quick drink at the pub over the road.
She returned to the station and was shortly greeted by George and
Barry, who arrived not too long after. Megamole appeared next, and
passed on the news that the northern line was currently playing
silly buggers. (that's news?)
After giving the rest of the attendees five minutes time to appear,
these four decrep^Wintrepid explorers made their way to the Prince
of Wales, and commandeered an area at the back of the pub.
Drinks were bought, and Barry disappeared for a moment to collect
some items that had been forgotten, returning to find that a Thomas
had nicked his seat.
Welcomes were made, and talk soon turned to the old favourites of
South Park, the Simpsons, and flakes. John Warden appeared at about
7 O'clock, (with a bag of chocolate goodies like Chocolate coated
ginger, creme eggs, and Walnut whips), and more drinks were bought.
The appearance of Adrian Ogden came as a surprise to everyone (well
me anyway). A space was made for him, and talk turned to Paranoia
scenarios, rather good introductions to the game (the warning bot
and Logic bomb are very good) and some of the more evil and
vicious^w^w^wentertaining escapades that had been experienced.
The group then began the task of eating the chocolate items with the
maximum of eroticism. One AFP'ers removal of the filling of a walnut
whip was rather distracting to another. and the less said about what
happened to the flake the better.
A comment about how bad Red Dwarf was quickly became a session of
making it known to the miscreant that Red Dwarf was actually back to
being absolutely hilarious (whether it's the best series is not the
question, just that it's funny again)
A person who will remain nameless then began impersonating Gizmo,
and soon the whole group were scaring the barstaff with group mogwai
impressions.
After a few more drinks, the eating of the Chocolate ginger, walnut
whips, Maya gold, flakes, and creme eggs, soon we were discussing
another staple diet of afpmeets, the singing of Tom Lehrer and Monty
Python.
Starting with Poisoning Pigeons, there was a singalong of great
enthusiasm. A few verses of The Masochism Tango were then heard, and
then a little excerpt of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. Adrian and
Barry even began to sing the elements song, but stopped after
getting some very strange looks from Megamole (we're not that sad...
honest) then launched into the Python Classics "Sit on my Face".
(OK, we are that sad)
The pub's payphone then rang, prompting two of the group to reach
for their mobiles, which had the exact same ring, and shortly
afterwards one of the mobiles rang, and prompted one of the barstaff
to pick up the payphone.
The bell for last orders rang and last drinks were had, after which
the group decided to leave the pub. One of the Barstaff commented on
a discworld t-shirt being worn, whereupon we found that she was a
bit of a Pterry fan. (always the way isn't it)
After returning to the provided crash space sleeping arrangements
were decided, a goodbye to Adrian Ogden was made, and a short
session of IRC happened.
The group split up at about 00:30ish to retire to beds, and YHN went
to sleep in order to be ready for the Saturday ahead.
(he understands that the rest geeked^wtalked until around 3am)
Quote File:
(In the absence of Peter, Ali became the "Quote!!!" target) ;)
I think the time has come to cross my legs. - Ali
No, You can't quote gestures. - JohnW
I don't do erotic, I just do Gannet. - Ali
I'm Just borrowing your marbles. - George
It's a bit softer than I expected. - Ali
Raccoons aren't as pungent, I've smelt the difference - JohnW
It's probably warm and sticky by now. - Ali
Drunk In Charge of A Python Lyric is a very serious offence - Adrian
Barry's tongue action is most distracting - Megamole
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, ... - Adrian
20p! - Megamole
No, keep going, when you get to £10 you can buy a round - Barry
Stay, I need you. You've become a prop. - unclaimed
Do you know how to unzip them? - Barry
Which one of you brought a mobile that sounds like a
payphone? - Barmaid
Both of us - Barry & Pthomas
Coffee's such a letdown. - Megamole
But at least coffee doesn't melt if you're not careful- Adrian
She may not be fluffy, but her head certainly is. - Adrian
The Rimmer Song? I think I have an MP3 of that one - George
I love you - Barry
Use your tongue! - Pthomas & George
Why do I get the feeling I won't be coming back to this pub again? -
Barry
She was tickling me - Pthomas
No I wasn't, I was trying to Snog you - George
It's Pthomas's Purse. - George
I think that's made George's night now - Ali
Yes, Four young men on her Chest - Pthomas
Only 'cos it doesn't work for you. - Barry
Why do I get *vom*med on? - Ali
Let's stick it in... Give me the Pen - Adrian
How much can she get in her mouth at one time? - Ali about Ailbhe
Yours is longer - JohnW
Oh, I see someone desperate. - George
We don't bite... Unless you're made of chocolate -Adrian
Adrian clears throat at length
I didn't know you spoke Dutch - Barry
Oh Well, that's all
Barry R. B. F. The Official Sad Bastard
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Barry R heeft geschreven in bericht ...
>
>A comment about how bad Red Dwarf was quickly became a session of
>making it known to the miscreant that Red Dwarf was actually back to
>being absolutely hilarious (whether it's the best series is not the
>question, just that it's funny again)
>
Kochanski's Kid Sister.
PS Don't be fooled by the name under "sender". It's probably my dad's.
Ailbhe Leamy
> Guest Of Honour: George
>
> Attendees:
> Ali
> Megamole
> John Warden
> Pthomas
> Adrian Ogden
> Barry R
>
> oh, and
> 6 flakes bars,
> 12 walnut whips,
> 9 Cadburys Creme Eggs
> 1 box of Chocolate Coated Ginger
> and a late arrival of a single bar of Maya Gold
Notice: Ailbhe's name does not appear on this list, anywhere at
all, not even a little bit.
> How much can she get in her mouth at one time? - Ali about Ailbhe
How can I get into the quotefile of a meet I DIDN'T EVEN ATTEND?
*hhhrrrrrmmpht*
And unless you were discussing Flakes and the suggestive
consumption thereof (no-one told me what to suggest!), I want a
detailed explanation...
Ailbhe
xxx
Shim
>Barry R wrote:
>> Guest Of Honour: George
>>
>> Attendees:
>> Ali
>> Megamole
>> John Warden
>> Pthomas
>> Adrian Ogden
>> Barry R
>>
>> oh, and
>> 6 flakes bars,
>> 12 walnut whips,
>> 9 Cadburys Creme Eggs
>> 1 box of Chocolate Coated Ginger
>> and a late arrival of a single bar of Maya Gold
>
>all, not even a little bit.
Really? I thought you arrived, but the scribe's attention was distracted
by the Maya Gold. [runs]
>> How much can she get in her mouth at one time? - Ali about Ailbhe
>
>How can I get into the quotefile of a meet I DIDN'T EVEN ATTEND?
AFP cannot drive you from the forefront of their collective mind, dear
lady.
>*hhhrrrrrmmpht*
>
>And unless you were discussing Flakes and the suggestive
>consumption thereof (no-one told me what to suggest!), I want a
>detailed explanation...
Be thankful. I thought that read "All about Ailbhe" ;)
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Adrian Ogden
>> How much can she get in her mouth at one time? - Ali about Ailbhe
>How can I get into the quotefile of a meet I DIDN'T EVEN ATTEND?
Yep, we were indeed discussing Flakes. I told you it happened at the
Mortmeet as well.
Jeez, you bite the end of one Flake and no-one ever lets you forget it...
:-)
Adrian