[F] Cambridge Birthday Meet Report and quote file
Barry R
Julia Harris, Megamole, Suzi, Gid, Emma Tinsley, Anejo, Kheldar, Peter,
Jonathan, Nick and Sarah, Charles Collicutt, Selina (with friends Emma,
Brian, and Barry), Leo Barium, David Damerell + SO, Lottie, Maurice,
Thomas, Sonic the Screwdriver, LNR, Ben Hutchings, Jester, Supermouse,
Tap, Carol, Dale, Vicci, Richard Kettlewell, Barry R, and Little A'Tuin.
Given the size of the meet, YHN couldn't be everywhere at once.
The meet for him consisted of;
Quotes,
Drinks,
Geeking,
Quotes,
User-friendly Cartoons,
Megamole and the AFPMadrigal Society performing at him.
Quotes,
Hugs,
and being used as a seat :)
oh, and there were some quotes too...
Report.
YHN arrived at about 17:45 to the hello's of many AFP'ers, who had
commandeered a corner of the pub, and the gentle strains of the
AFPMadrigal Society having a practice. . Greetings were made, and hugs
were given and received, and many names had faces put to them.
Soft cuddly toys appeared, among them two nessies, the Baby Seal of
Approval (which received the usual chorus of aahhhhh!s), and a small sown
turtle, which was promptly christened Little A'Tuin. After YHN persuaded
Megamole that he couldn't sing Bass (thanks for the seconding Suzi),
conversation returned to the musical discussion that was going on
previously.
More attendees arrived, and more greetings were made, and conversation
quickly fragmented. More attendees arrived, and things started to really
get fun. Megamole, Peter, and Kheldar continued geeking music; Some User
friendly comic strips were produced and declared funny by most people;
and Peter found himself handcuffed with a silk scarf. More people arrived
and conversations became very hard to follow. Gid and Leo began geeking
Welsh, and frightening poor MiQ in the process. Carol produced a
motorised hedgehog, which proceeded to "have fun" with a smaller fluffy
animal. The meet began to spread out and occupy more of the pub.
From this point on, things became to hectic for YHN to follow. He began
to talk to Nick, Jester, about the various lusers encountered in the
computer industry, (Nick supplied a very funny story about a Luser that
phoned the helpdesk to complain that the coffee machine had been removed
from outside his office). He remembers that there was a lot of backrubs
going on, (and Carol didn't receive one). He remembers the Kheldar was
subjected to some advanced torture techniques by Vicci who refused to
give him a hug for almost the entire evening, only hugging him right at
the end of the night. He remembers saying goodbye, and getting more hugs.
Any event after that will have to be recounted by someone else, as I
haven't managed to get the hang of remote psychic reporting.
Other than that, he opens the floor to memories other people have...
The Quote File.
My point about Handel is he was severely beaten up by a tenor. - Kheldar
Ah, a Wibble on the n, that explains a lot. - Kheldar on how Anejo is
spelt.
I'm fed up with him quoting me. - Gid.
To take three very well known examples, ummm... - Kheldar.
Help, They're Welsh Geeking - MiQ.
I'm not actually particularly perverted. - Selina.
But you _can_ be persuaded...? - Megamole.
What's going on??? I've been tied up!!! - Peter.
Just 'cos you're more attractive than me, s'not my fault. - Kheldar
Can I have that in writing please!!! - Barry R
I'm not staring at your tits, I'm resting my head on them and staring at
Lottie's. -Peter
I'm not being sneaky, I'm being Blatant. - Tap
The only thing I've pulled is a muscle. - Jon
I have to twizzel it, or the tassels confuse me. - Peter
It completely destroys your self of sense-worth. - Anejo
My body's not so much a temple, as much of a pleasure palace. - Carol
What you've got there is head. - Kheldar
What's going on here? - Sonic
Nothing, except for talk about sex and black leather. - Megamole
Put you chest away before I have to launch myself across the table. -
Julia to Tap.
Are his [Megamole's] hands warm? - Tap
Yes - Jules.
They should be, He's just farted on them. - Tap
Gid's is soft... Imeanthishair. - Julia
If you've got the money for it, it helps. MiQ
Get on with it Thomas. - Megamole
I am! - Thomas.
Not even Viagra is that quick. - Julia
AFP stands for Alt.Fan.Pratchettt doesn't it? - Vicci
No, it stands for Alt Find-a.Partner. - Carol
Yes!!!!! - Big Jules
You're just a hug slut - Tap to Julia
I went as a tart. Fishnets and everything - Kheldar
You actually shaved your legs? - Anejo
Yes. For the next six weeks your legs are on fire. - Kheldar
It's shrunk - Nick
Mind you, It's amazing the stories you hear about Pthomas. - Nick
Ging-gang-gooliegooliegoolie HEDGEHOG! - Julia
It's a Cabal member. - Nick on seeing the hugging teletubby.
They're very impressive aren't they. - Ben
Especially when they blow up and kill 200 people. - MiQ
"The Ambassadors party" - Megamole
"Reception" - Leo
Oh god, Ferrero Rocher geeking!!! - Megamole
Thats all for now folks.
Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard
--
In Carols Heap, In Lottie's Scrum, In Ailbhe's Queue,
A Part of the Collective, A Member of the Harem, AFPShrink to MEG,
AFPfianceed to Lindsay, and revealing that He and Selina have been having
an AFPliaision.
Kheldar
> Attendees
>
> Julia Harris, Megamole, Suzi, Gid, Emma Tinsley, Anejo, Kheldar, Peter,
> Jonathan, Nick and Sarah, Charles Collicutt, Selina (with friends Emma,
> Brian, and Barry), Leo Barium, David Damerell + SO, Lottie, Maurice,
> Thomas, Sonic the Screwdriver, LNR, Ben Hutchings, Jester, Supermouse,
> Tap, Carol, Dale, Vicci, Richard Kettlewell, Barry R, and Little A'Tuin.
Generally large numbers of cool people..
> He remembers that there was a lot of backrubs
> going on, (and Carol didn't receive one).
Awwww Carol.. why didn't you mention it at the time?
> He remembers the Kheldar was
> subjected to some advanced torture techniques by Vicci who refused to
> give him a hug for almost the entire evening, only hugging him right at
> the end of the night.
After which of course she was entirely forgiven,
and I look forward to being afptarted at during
many future meets. That is, if the problem of Barry
being better looking than me can be overcome..
> The Quote File.
aaaaargh. I am in this far too much.
> My point about Handel is he was severely beaten up by a tenor. - Kheldar
pretty much.
>
> Ah, a Wibble on the n, that explains a lot. - Kheldar on how Anejo is
> spelt.
PRONOUNCED! .. well I guess both.
> I'm fed up with him quoting me. - Gid.
>
> To take three very well known examples, ummm... - Kheldar.
hedgehoghedgehogdidn'tmeanthatonlyforgotoneof'em
<snippage>
> Just 'cos you're more attractive than me, s'not my fault. - Kheldar
> Can I have that in writing please!!! - Barry R
Well, you got it...
> I'm not staring at your tits, I'm resting my head on them and staring at
> Lottie's. -Peter
Ye glods I wish I'd noticed this incident...
<fx: carefully doesn't comment about lotties...>
> My body's not so much a temple, as much of a pleasure palace. - Carol
<fx: AO*hem*... RIGMCN>
> What you've got there is head. - Kheldar
?? What? When did I say that? What did I say that
about? AAAAAAAAARGH!! I thought I'd remembered
everything...
> I went as a tart. Fishnets and everything - Kheldar
> You actually shaved your legs? - Anejo
> Yes. For the next six weeks your legs are on fire. - Kheldar
<fx: wince> Still painful to remember....
Well done that Barry....
What's your poison at the next meet?
~Chris
--
Shopping in the SweetShoppe, Kheldar snipped:
'Life', said Marvin. 'Don't talk to me about life.'
Stored in Meta.Harem we have:-
The graceful Anejo and the winsome Merry...
Anejo
A wonderful meet report, to which I shall add one of his own quotes
which he conveniently 'forgot':
"I've actually done that professionally which is how I knew exactly
where to direct him."
Anejo
jester
<36347A3C...@highwayone.net>:
>Barry R wrote: [lots]
>
<Chainsaw>
>> I went as a tart. Fishnets and everything - Kheldar
>> You actually shaved your legs? - Anejo
>> Yes. For the next six weeks your legs are on fire. - Kheldar
>
><fx: wince> Still painful to remember....
You must have been doing something wrong, mate 8-)
Of course, maybe the electric shaver makes things easier.
Andy Brown
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