[F] Meet Report: Nottingham Meet, Feb 10th
Adrian Ogden
There now follows the meet report for Supermouse's Nottingham meet.
This was compiled by the last survivors, namely Supermouse, Aquarion
and myself. Largely by them, actually, but the final editing and
posting has fallen to me.
Mwahahaha!
Ahem...
Supermouse takes up the tale:
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The meet was foreshadowed by the arrival of Santa[7a] in his aspect of
Ingvar, bearing gifts of salty liquorice, reindeer meat and (araka?) to
stranded unfortunates. The reindeer meat was quickly smothered in cream
and mushrooms and was absolutely delicious. Hurrah, another Swedish
delicacy that I love and cannot buy over here. Thank you Ingvar, I
think... :0)
So much for Rudolph.
Saturday afternoon was given over to showing Ingvar *all* of Nottingham
City Centre. The trip to the cheese shop was entirely necessary. Really.
[7a] Showing someone the sights of Nottingham in February is not the
same experience as showing them after, say, a nice hot picnic in August.
We had to eat, and the Trippe was full, so we ended up in a place that
couldn't quite decide if it was a cafe, a bar or a restaurant.
Eventually the staff decided that we might be more paying customers to
add to the ... four that were already seated elsewhere.
Ingvar ordered a fried fish. I ordered Soup of the Day (it turned out
to be cheese. Of course). The fish, which had to be freshly cooked,
arrived... and eventually the soup.
We did not leave a large tip.
Then we trudged off to the station, meeting Aquarion as we grabbed a
coffee or several, and discovering Hippo at the same time. Nikki was due
in an hour, and the time was spent well, discussing a mix of life the
universe and nothing really[1]. But, as the time ticked ever closer to
Nikki's impending arrival, we stood up and attempted to look visible
with the aid of fluffy toys, Cheese, Tom Lehrer and large leather
jackets.
And we stood there.
And we continued to stand there.
And the atmosphere continued to show a marked lack of Nikkiosity[2].
Nikki turned out to be late due to something which was almost entirely
Aardvark's fault. Probably[3].
And Lo! Nikki did arrive, and verily was the city of Nottingham blessed
with Leahfulness[4]! And thusly and verily was the bus caught, and the
empire forged.
Talking of empires, whilst taking the bus to the Rat-Cage a brand new
evil empire was forged in the form of Supermouse's proposed new
restaurant venture, going by the simple name of "Eat Food Here".
Naturally, what has started cannot be allowed to lie, so various
expansions of the new company were suggested.
Eat Curry Here (Curry House) - for food no longer fit for the restaurant
Drink Alcohol Here (Bar) - natural progression...
Drink Wine Here (yuppie bar) - at this point we may need the money
Click Here (The website) - to advertise the restaurant
I Was Here (Undertakers) - because chefs make mistakes
Go Over There (Travel Agents) - sometimes one needs to be able to leave
in a hurry
Wish You Were Here...? (Immigration) - by now we need more waiters
You Are Here (Tourist Information) - more advertising! replacement
customers...
Hear Here - if by now we can afford a Westminster address
Come Here (Unspecified shop in Soho) - by this time we hope to have
caught the attention of Influential Politicians...
Be Here (Honey Farm). - Because by now we need to retire somewhere
quiet. Somewhere where lawyers don't know...
We've had some thoughts on advertising, but new restaurants have to be
properly announced:
Advertising:
Who's Here? (stage one poster)
Nearly Here (replacement for S1)
We Are Here (opening slogan)
By this time the entire company is either bankrupt or has taken over the
entire world. Which is lucky, because the bus was at our stop. [7a]
By this time it was 17:45. The meet starts in 15 minutes, the pub is at
least 30 mins away, it's dark, but at least nobody is wearing
sunglasses.
So we call everyone a cab[5] and Supermouse silently thanks Jester &
George for being there as a collection point for people who are on time.
And verily and thusly do we speed down the roads towards the pub.
Passing houses, shops and trees, Cars and vans, taxis and traffic lights
galore. All except one set, which we - along with the rest of our
personal traffic jam, were stuck behind for many minutes. Although in
true AFP style, it took us 10 minutes to notice we had stopped...
But we made it. Just. If not in one piece, then in the same number of
pieces in which we got into the taxi.
(Adrian Ogden takes over, in the third person for some reason:)
Meanwhile back at the pub, Adrian had arrived first. This despite having
lost his directions and being unable to remember the name of the pub.
He'd dealt with this by just going into the nearest one, and was only
reassured he was in the right place by the arrival of CCooke and DMark.
Tables became available and were promptly commandeered, and none too
soon. Kincaid, Naomi, Aardvark, George and Jester had already joined
the throng by the time Supermouse et al. walked in the door.
(Aquarion wrests the keyboard from Adrian's cold, dead fingers.[7a])[6]
AFPMeetyness happened. Geeks Geeked. Drinkers Drank. Supermouse failed
an awareness/notice roll:
SM: "Where. Is. My. Liquorice?"
Aq: "Beside you."[7]
SM: "bugger"
* SM stops threatening Aq with Bicycle Puncture Repair Kit.
* Aq looks very relieved. [7a]
Quoters Quoted.
Ccooke: So what you have there is a bag of Pic'n'mix evil?
Ccooke: No one can read my handwriting
Supermouse: I can. But then I'm into cryptology.
George: Smell it! It's raspberry scented.
Supermouse: "I can get out of handcuffs by dislocating my thumb"
Kincaid: "Why not just use the safe word like everyone else..."
Supermouse: No! I'm not going to quote myself!
Adrian: It's protected from evil mind-control rays and it did *that* to
a blowfish?
Aquarion: These are okay if I take them slowly. I resisted the urge to bite.
Aquarion: My sixth form was like one big afpmeet without the alcohol
TFLA: "I am one of those people who make the trains run on time"
<naomi chokes>
Aquarion: "It came the same way the last one did. Don't eat the penguin!"
TFLA to Supermouse: "It was dark and you don't know where you're
sleeping"
Ingvar (smiling evilly, arms folded, gently stroking the penguin in his
arms): "Ah, Mr Gates..."
Omnes: Our Chocolate, which art in wrappers,
Maya be Thy name.
Thy opening come;
Thou will be eaten
In pubs as Thou art in houses.
Give us this day our daily bar
And forgive our Cadbury's
As we forgive those who Nestle against us
Lead us not into Woolworths
But deliver us to Thorntons
For mine is the cocoa,
The powder and the solid
Forever and ever
All mine.
Adrian: As pennance for that you shall say three Hail Mayas.
Supermouse: You could've waited until I'd swallowed!
Ccooke to Aquarion: Yes, but you're a *pantomime* actor
Aquarion: No I'm not!
Supermouse: <dissolves into laughter>
(Thanks to Ccooke for ensuring that all these quotes remain online
until the internet crumbles to dust. No Really, I do mean it,
In total sincerity...)
(Supermouse now takes a turn typing:)
Punners Punned[10], beer and food happened and the changing of the menu
inspired a round of applause. The Victoria does do a beautiful menu.
The Yin Yang of afp was built out of a hippo and a blowfish. The hippo
was discovered to be capable of evil laughter. We admired George's
scented body art. Naomi (Ladylark or, now, Cyril), Jester and George
departed. Eventually, it was closing time.
We said goodbye to Hippo who went off to his hotel and back to the rat-
cage. I introduced some of afp to Stefan Bednarczyk. This was deemed a
good thing to have done and there was much talk about how to get the
music from vinyl to mp3. Kincaid's cookies were accepted to enjoy a
more personalised meet experience, while the other Ccookie introduced
us to the TMBG-ish strains of Moxy Fruvous.
After a while, Kincaid left for sunny Arnold. Talk continued long
into the night, touching upon the crap life can throw at one, the
advisability of having #movie on irc, roleplaying and other topics.
Ingvar succumbed to a need to sleep.
Leah also gave up in exhaustion at 5:14 am (timing exact because of
a bet on how long it would take to get the air mattress inflated. It
takes just about five minutes to inflate.).
(Aq: "Just About" means "Exactly, and there is no way to do it faster",
although SM decided that this information was best unmentioned until later.)
Another subject discussed, and worthy of special mention, was the
long distance horse ride to raise money for ME research:
http://www.2001odyssey.org.uk/
I want to do this, and after surviving this weekend I think I probably
shall.
Night became day and still we talked. This Rodent was subjected to a
long interrogation after being accused of being an Evil Minion, but
survived with integrity intact[7a]. Ccooke cooked breakfast for those
that remained[12], or at least remained awake[13]. Slowly the numbers
dwindled until by evening everyone had gone, and I could sleep again.
That concludes the meet report, now here is the shipping forecast[14].
FORTIES, CROMARTY, FORTH:
SOUTHWESTERLY 4, OCCASIONALLY 5. OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD
TYNE, DOGGER, FISHER, GERMAN BIGHT:
NORTHWEST BACKING WEST 3 OR 4. MAINLY FAIR. GOOD
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The feetneet:
[1] Aquarion takes over typing the report, and almost immediately runs
into a Douglas Adams quote. All surprised raise hands now...
[2] Nikki hadn't arrived yet. Supermouse thinks this should be "Lack of
Leahfulness, but I'm doing the typing. Nah.
[3] Although he wasn't within miles, he works for them, so we can blame
him. [7a]
[4] I give in sometimes. [7a]
[5] "You're a cab!" [7a]
[6] Poisoning AFPers in the meet? Me? Hmmmmmm
[7] There, There on the chair. Right there. Liquorice with Saaaaaalt in!
There on the chair... (Okay. I didn't sing it. But I *should* have)
[7a] This is, in fact, A Lie. [9]
[9] This footnote nominated for Lifetime Achievement Award[7a]
[10] And were punnished with the use of a fines box.[11] (Supermouse:)As
it is coming up to Comic Relief Day and as Comic Relief is afp's Other
Favourite Charity, it has been deemed appropriate to actually pay fines
until March 16th. And then to hand them over.
[11] Aq: Curse them and all their crackpot organization.
[12] For which I, for one., was very, very grateful.
[13] Adrian: Someone could've woken me up for that! Waah!
[14] Adrian: I guess you had to be there...
The attendees:
Supermouse
Ingvar (Gruk)
Aquarion
Mark Datko (Dmark / Hippo)
Nikki (LeahW)
Jester
George (Flabberghast)
Ccooke
Adrian Ogden
Kincaid
Aardvark (TFLA)
Cyril (Naomi, aka Ladylark)
--
Supermouse, Adrian & Aquarion
Ingvar Mattsson
[SNIP]
> Supermouse takes up the tale:
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The meet was foreshadowed by the arrival of Santa[7a] in his aspect of
> Ingvar, bearing gifts of salty liquorice, reindeer meat and (araka?) to
"Arrac", afaik (it's "Arrak" in Swedish).
A nearby dictionary kindly says [but in Swedish]:
A. is a sweet spirit manufactured from sugar cane, rice, molass or the
juice from coconut or date pam trees. A. is made in India, Sri Lanka
and on Java and is in Sweden used in "punsch" and in patisserie.
> stranded unfortunates. The reindeer meat was quickly smothered in cream
> and mushrooms and was absolutely delicious. Hurrah, another Swedish
> delicacy that I love and cannot buy over here. Thank you Ingvar, I
> think... :0)
ĄDe nada! I find it helpful to hook my will-be customers^a^k
Yes, rein-deer is *woulderfully* nice-tasting, isn't it?
> So much for Rudolph.
>
> Saturday afternoon was given over to showing Ingvar *all* of Nottingham
> City Centre. The trip to the cheese shop was entirely necessary. Really.
> [7a] Showing someone the sights of Nottingham in February is not the
> same experience as showing them after, say, a nice hot picnic in August.
"That won't take long", as Bagheera said.
[tips and Nikki-waiting]
> Nikki turned out to be late due to something which was almost entirely
> Aardvark's fault. Probably[3].
>
> And Lo! Nikki did arrive, and verily was the city of Nottingham blessed
> with Leahfulness[4]! And thusly and verily was the bus caught, and the
> empire forged.
And we *almost* didn't recognize her!
[SNIP!]
> After a while, Kincaid left for sunny Arnold. Talk continued long
> into the night, touching upon the crap life can throw at one, the
> advisability of having #movie on irc, roleplaying and other topics.
> Ingvar succumbed to a need to sleep.
And was cruelly woken up *way* too early, but that (as they say) is a
completely different story.
> Leah also gave up in exhaustion at 5:14 am (timing exact because of
> a bet on how long it would take to get the air mattress inflated. It
> takes just about five minutes to inflate.).
Oh, yes, I was cruelly woken up around this time too. Well, I fell
asleep again, so no damage done.
//Ingvar
--
"Reptilian slimeball namespace with your mind."
Pfy
Miq
>"Arrac", afaik (it's "Arrak" in Swedish).
>A nearby dictionary kindly says [but in Swedish]:
>A. is a sweet spirit manufactured from sugar cane, rice, molass or the
>juice from coconut or date pam trees. A. is made in India, Sri Lanka
>and on Java and is in Sweden used in "punsch" and in patisserie.
There's a drink called arak, which is a clear, slightly sticky spirit
not unlike ouzo, associated with the Middle East (in particular Turkey
and Lebanon, I think). Tastes of liquorice or aniseed. Would that be
it?
--
Miq
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flabbergast
>On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ingvar Mattsson <ing...@bofh.se> wrote
>>"Arrac", afaik (it's "Arrak" in Swedish).
>
>not unlike ouzo, associated with the Middle East (in particular Turkey
>and Lebanon, I think). Tastes of liquorice or aniseed. Would that be
>it?
>
Unfortunably I can't describe what it tastes like, as well as I can't
explain the taste of vanilla or cinnamon. But I would place it in the
same category as those two.
But I promise that it will be available for testing, probably in
bakery products at the Eurovison meet. If we have one this year.
okbye
Supermouse
<geek...@jester.nu> writes
>
>But I promise that it will be available for testing, probably in
>bakery products at the Eurovison meet. If we have one this year.
Let me know the date and I'll bung an announce up. :0)
Cordially,
--
Supermouse
Stig M. Valstad
wrote:
>Supermouse takes up the tale:
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------
>
>The meet was foreshadowed by the arrival of Santa[7a] in his aspect of
>Ingvar, bearing gifts of salty liquorice, reindeer meat and (araka?) to
>stranded unfortunates. The reindeer meat was quickly smothered in cream
>and mushrooms and was absolutely delicious. Hurrah, another Swedish
>delicacy that I love and cannot buy over here. Thank you Ingvar, I
>think... :0)
You know, I never got your address, so I couldn't send you
that brown cheese I promised you at CCDE2k, but just you
wait. I will make sure that a lump of it will get to you
sometime this year. Then you will be hooked on yet another
scandiwegian delicacy and be completely under our power,
muahahaha!!!!! Ahem, sorry about that.
>The feetneet:
IMHO feetnote should be at the bottom of the page for easy
reference. Three hundred and some lines of text constitutes
more than a page, even on a large monitor. Could people
making long and enjoyable meet reports and other long posts
please take this into consideration and put feetnote just
after the paragraphs where they are referenced?
--
Stig M. Valstad
Your cat has a life. Don't you think it's time you got one as
well? -- Dr. Science
Supermouse
<sti...@c2i.net> writes
>On 13 Feb 2001 15:03:37 GMT, ssso...@reading.ac.uk (Adrian Ogden)
>wrote:
>
>>Supermouse takes up the tale:
>>
>
>that brown cheese I promised you at CCDE2k, but just you
>wait. I will make sure that a lump of it will get to you
>sometime this year. Then you will be hooked on yet another
>scandiwegian delicacy and be completely under our power,
>muahahaha!!!!! Ahem, sorry about that.
Eeeeep!
I'd be Really Worried if I weren't so greedy. :0)
>
>>The feetneet:
>
>IMHO feetnote should be at the bottom of the page for easy
>reference. Three hundred and some lines of text constitutes
>more than a page, even on a large monitor. Could people
>making long and enjoyable meet reports and other long posts
>please take this into consideration and put feetnote just
>after the paragraphs where they are referenced?
I did try. Honestly. It was even more of a confusing mess with them
inserted in likely places than just left as a gobbet of feetneet at the
end.
Basically, I inserted them at proper intervals, put the post down,
opened it up again and read from the top... and couldn't find half the
feetneet. And this *before* it had been handed over for further
additions.
So I gave up and undid all the formatting and left the feetneet as a
swathe of easy-to-find-if-hard-to-scroll-to references lumped together
at the bottom.
I have no doubt that Aquarion and Adrian also has similar problems.
Of course, we could have just had fewer feetneet...
...
Nah.
Cordially,
--
Supermouse