[F]Oxford Amazing expanding Micromeet Quote File

[Herald]

Hmm, I seem to have some quotes from this meet, so here they are:

Herald (to Peter) "You just don't look like scum".

Peter (to Phantom) "Stay down!"

Peter: "I'm doing a PhD on sperm".

Peter "Imagine a cross between me and Mole";
Phantom "Oh, my god, I'm imagining the process!"

Stewart: "Did you see the episode of Hercules with Xena before she became a
lesbian and got her own show?"

Keldar: "I'd like to lay hands on the equipment again"

Peter: (Unsure about how to address Elaine) "Uh..., em, co?"

Peter (to Herald)"You are the corn plaster on the sore toe that is my life"

Phantom: "He is the only reason the world has not yet exploded in a shower
of incandescant geeks."

Herald (to Peter) "You're a throat opener",
Peter: "No, actually I swallow."

Phantom (to the tune of YMCA) "Young bear, there's no need to get stuffed, I
said...."
(I shall leave the rest of that to him)

Peter: "I can down anything but I don't necessarily like to."

Peter (to Phantom) "You'll damage your vocal chords if you do that"

Peter: "I don't mean there's nothing interesting in there, I mean he's going
about it the wrong way!"

Peter (to Phantom): "Take your leather cover off!"

Ponder: "I've got one only five millimetres in length"

Anything else dubious said, i didn't write down, sorry!
Is it me or is everything Peter says loaded with innuendo?!!

Herald
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Honoured to be the Herald for Heaven's little Angels
Afpbit-on-the-side to Peter Ellis.
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[Dragon Prince]

Herald <JCle...@digitalworkshop.co.uk> wrote in message
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| Anything else dubious said, i didn't write down, sorry!
| Is it me or is everything Peter says loaded with innuendo?!!
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No hes just fishing for quote file entries
<G>
Dragon Prince
--
A cap of good Acid costs $5, and for that
you can hear the Universal Symphony with
God singing solo and the holy ghost on drums
-Hunter S Thompson.

[clanw...@bigfoot.com]

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> Anything else dubious said, i didn't write down, sorry!
> Is it me or is everything Peter says loaded with innuendo?!!

It's just you. Peter is the embodiment of innocence and purity, particularly
verbally <ducks and runs>

Melusine

[Herald]

Dragon Prince wrote in message <7jlim6$gfp$1...@library.lspace.org>...

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>Herald <JCle...@digitalworkshop.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7jlclj$713$1...@library.lspace.org...
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>| Anything else dubious said, i didn't write down, sorry!
>| Is it me or is everything Peter says loaded with innuendo?!!
>|

>No hes just fishing for quote file entries
><G>

The really worrying thing is I didn't write down the obvious fishing
lines[1], just the "unintentional" ones. :-)

Herald

[1] <grone> sorry!

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Honoured to be the Herald for Heaven's little Angels
Afpbit-on-the-side to Peter Ellis.

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[gwydi...@my-deja.com]

In article <7jlclj$713$1...@library.lspace.org>,
"Herald" <JCle...@digitalworkshop.co.uk> wrote:

> Is it me or is everything Peter says loaded with innuendo?!!

It is when he's quite *that* poddled...

> Keldar: "I'd like to lay hands on the equipment again"

Oi!!

kHeldar, making a brief reappearence

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