A[F]P Winterton Meet Quote File
John Warden
The actual report has been promised by Tap and/or Howard (at least for the
first half) with Naomi and/or Dooferlad filling in what hapened later.
Anyway, here are the more memorable of the quotes from the all day and half
the night Winterton meet (initial duration 13 hours - at least).
//*
That's James's pinky, girly drink - Alex (re: James, aka Dooferlad)
When you get down to it, it's all about your bits - Alex
Ummmm, chocolate - omnes
John definitely has the best sex-aid on the table - Carol (now I wonder
what she was talking about )
This is an afpmeet, where do you think the adults are - in the pub, of
course - one of Carol's children
Stop drooling, Garner - Pam
I gotta have the recipe - Carol
God, it takes the enamel off your teeth - Pam
If it's about sex or chocolate, it has to be Carol - Tap
I love just hitting it with a spoon, then it goes Pop! - Naomi
You're about to be quoted, darling - Carol
Cool! - Naomi
Do you want to go naked, Garner? - Naomi
Help, I'm being slobbered on - Alex
That's what my husband says; he polishes his - Pam
How else do you get lifted out of a ditch by 20 blokes in green wellies and
barbours - Pam
Is that the one with baked beans in it - Judith (Naomi's mum, who was also
present)
Alex, keep your trousers on - James
Where's my camera? - Pam
It's what we spend most of our lives doing, 'cos we're sad engineering
eeks - Alex
Sex on legs - Naomi (the first of several references to Stephen Briggs)
Lust at first sight - Pam (referring to Naomi's reaction to Stephen Briggs)
And she stands there and looks so innocent - Pam (ditto)
Stephen Briggs dipped in chocolate - Naomi (swooning)
Stephen Briggs - Naomi (said in a voice hoarse with passion)
The best thing ever is an orgasm; that's Bailey's, Cointreau and Stephen
Briggs - Naomi (ditto)
She's good at hugging, is Naomi - Pam
Latex . . . - Pam (bursting into exceedingly sensual laughter)
Morris dancing buggers your joints up - Pam
You two are cute - Pam (to Alex and James)
No we're not, we're dark and evil and demonic - Alex
No you're not, you're cute - Naomi
If you insist on being silly, I'll buy you a big green thing - John (to
Alex)
I don't have any tights - Alex
But enough about my lingerie - Alex
You're supposed to open your mouth wider - Naomi (to Alex)
I'm wearing my steel codpiece - Alex
I was the one who put your hand on it, his codpiece was wonderful - Pam (to
Naomi)
Teddy's was like a banana going the other way - Judith (complete with
expressive gestures)
Normally, at this stage someone's saying "put him down" - Pam
Why? - Alex
Put him down, Alex, you don't know where he's been - Pam (to Alex, who was
busily hugging James)
I would afpropose to James, but it would be rank bad form - we're already
cohabiting - Alex
We don't need clothes, let's all go naked. I'll start - Alex
Naomi started rubbing me - James
You get fed, you get walked and people rub you all over - Naomi
Are you going to get your bits out? - Naomi (to James)
James, you don't know what I've been doing to you at night - Alex
15 seconds is good enough for anyone's first time - Alex
I blow it in a certain way - Naomi
Bugger! - Naomi
Oh, you bastard! - Naomi
I can't press the buttons and blow at the same time - John
Just get kinky, it's a lot easier - James (to Naomi)
I think we should all get Alex - James
You can try it on full hardness first - Judith (to Alex)
I haven't seen your bum - Naomi (to Alex)
He's a cute git - Naomi (to Alex, again)
Naomi's after James and you're chasing Alex - Judith (to John)
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You really had to be there to appreciate the context, but the prospect of
Naomi having Stephen Briggs dipped in chocolate was a recurring theme for a
good eight hours.
John
Head of Ailbhe's queueue, afpfiance to Carol, flying chef and provider of
the best sex-aid at the meet.
Naomi
HAND MAIDEN.
In the previous article <6v87at$b07$1...@phys-ma.sol.co.uk>, John Warden
<jo...@warden.prestel.co.uk> wrote the inevitable quote file:
>OK, folks, you asked for it, so now you're going to get it.
>The actual report has been promised by Tap and/or Howard (at least for the
>first half) with Naomi and/or Dooferlad filling in what hapened later.
>Anyway, here are the more memorable of the quotes from the all day and half
>the night Winterton meet (initial duration 13 hours - at least).
>//*
I'M INNOCENT!!!
John's right about it being out of context. I was victimised for a good
eight hours. Apparently my red face could have powered the National
Grid for a couple of weeks.
What you really have to ask yourself is a) why aren't there more quotes
about/from John (the author of the quote file) and b) what is so good
about John's sex aid and do we really want to know.
Some of us drink pints and some of us (mentioning no names, Doofie &
Alex(G) drink pink girly drinks. But fear not little ones, be of good
cheer.
James and Alex are extremely cute and cuddly and very good for a squeeze
but they're self image is of matcho-hardness.
Garner often goes naked around the house so I don't see what the problem
with that one was. ;) (you have to know Garner to get that one)
>I can't press the buttons and blow at the same time - John
Just what was John blowing? (G)
My voice was hoarse and croaky 'cos I didn't shut up. Just in case
anyone was wondering (G).
As for the other quotes they're all complete lies. (I did rub Doofie
though, but this was quite innocent...really....honest (G).
Morris dancing does indeed bugger your joints up as certain people will
no doubt find out over the next few months (Gods I intend to make 'em
suffer).
This is my innocent intention: I HARBOUR NO MALICE WHATSOEVER AND LEGS
WILL NOT BE BROKEN IMMEDIATELY (AFTER EXCRUTIATING PAIN MAYBE)
Hope this clears up any miner misunderstandings that could so easily
arise. Quote files are notorious for not being wholly accurate.
When I get round to it I'll post the minutes of the final part of the
meet (hopefully before someone else does).
--
Naomi afpiancee to Dooferlad as of 11:10 Sunday 3 Oct. 98.