[F] [Meet Report] Quotefile for Berkeley and Quincy meets
Nathan Fenenga Yospe
[This one is not justified... I'm not THAT good]
Chip: It would go with the velvet Elvis in the hall.
Billy: He has photos of me taking it over the Mexican border.
Hobbes: We can connect in my room.
Hobbes: We are an official crack house.
Velora: So how much paint do you have on you?
Nathan: One of you guys has got to take me now, otherwise it'll be
unfair...
Chip: Do you know how to remove the motor from a volkswagon?
Velora: I have vocabulary problems sometimes. Squiggles works.
Nathan: Someone gave me a royal Ilima lei... that was quite a piece of
work.
Hobbes: There go the hamsters.
Hobbes: Now I wonder if they can burp? (staring at a T-Rex)
Nathan: Oh, stairs!
Velora: Oh, look, they have the bust of Blackie!
Velora: We can't do quotes now, the meet's over!
Velora: The dentist now has a vibrating thing...
Nathan: What, soft people?
Velora: Yeah, the squishy ones.
Nathan: Yeah, we're geeking here.
Hobbes: I hadn't noticed.
Velora: Sorry, I slipped into Alice's restaurant there.
- - -
Velora: Just experience it.
Zaruga: Yeah, don't make her chastise you.
Zaruga: Touch it! Touch it, I say!
Velora: Word choice is important.
Nathan: By the age of four, I was milking them myself.
Zaruga: There's so much more of me to love when I'm all bloated and
pussy. [full of white stuff, people... sheesh.]
Zaruga: I'm not allowed to have Mexicans.
Zaruga: We're just trying to make you jealous... we're just pretending...
we're faking it over here.
Velora: I'm looking to see if its got some of the same things...
Zaruga: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Zaruga: ... 'Till he noticed that I was getting all the babes...
Velora: No, he's looking under _my_ cushions.
Rid: I thought it was you? (In reference to heavy breathing and 'ooh,
baby') [Rid attended by phone]
Nathan: Do I _look_ like a bot?
Velora: Not on the outside, no.
Rid: And it hurts all the time...
Nathan: You know how I am...
Velora: Not entirely, no.
Zaruga: ... she said, in a lusty voice.
Gillie: I suppose the social science people are positively spongelike.
Nathan: Gaseous.
Velora: fruit's a fruit...
Gillie: I don't know what the slang meaning of Avocados is.
Nathan: It's the same as mellons.
Zaruga: Only more wrinkly.
Zaruga: It's not so much a meet as a road trip...
Zaruga: You can almost go by sound and feel.
Nathan: Let me go take this off.
Zaruga: Let's have a midget hunt.
Zaruga: It's not like we're going to toss the midgets once we hunt them.
Gillie: Tony?
Zaruga: Yes, dear?
Zaruga: That's why I think that they should allow cloning.
Velora: Everyone always just beats me anyways...
Velora: Sometimes I am just being really filthy.
Nathan: You know, we are FSCKED UP!
Nathan: I'm incapable of vomiting, it seems.
Zaruga: It'll put hair on your chest.
Nathan: I don't think she'd appreciate that.
Nathan: It just doesn't feel right without goats.
Nathan: You're the wrong species to be doing that to me.
Zaruga: Well, I'm a junior floor technician with ten years of experience.
[All pornographic quotes, and quotes from X rated situations, have been
removed from this quotefile. Please complain to your congressman if you
feel you have been cheated by this.]
Moose Morals
In <6kfob9$i...@news.Hawaii.Edu>, Nathan Fenenga Yospe wrote:
[Snip, and sniggers]
>[All pornographic quotes, and quotes from X rated situations, have been
> removed from this quotefile. Please complain to your congressman if you
> feel you have been cheated by this.]
How do I get a congressman?
Moose.
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Leszek Karlik, aka Mike
On Fri, 29 May 1998 18:54:31 GMT, pratchett.f...@fenham.demon.co.uk
(Moose Morals) disseminated foul capitalist propaganda by writing:
>>[All pornographic quotes, and quotes from X rated situations, have been
>> removed from this quotefile. Please complain to your congressman if you
>> feel you have been cheated by this.]
>
>How do I get a congressman?
Try a garage sale. Though the used ones are usually in a pretty sorry state...
I don't know if they make any new ones on this side of the Pond.
(Not that it's a bad thing, mind you... :))))
> Moose.
CongressLeslie
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Pope Jeremy I
>>[All pornographic quotes, and quotes from X rated situations, have been
>> removed from this quotefile. Please complain to your congressman if you
>> feel you have been cheated by this.]
>
>How do I get a congressman?
You can have mine - I'm not using him.
Pope Jeremy I ixo...@widomaker.com
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the little black kitty
Moose Morals wrote:
>
> In <6kfob9$i...@news.Hawaii.Edu>, Nathan Fenenga Yospe wrote:
> [Snip, and sniggers]
>
> > removed from this quotefile. Please complain to your congressman if you
> > feel you have been cheated by this.]
>
> How do I get a congressman?
You buy it like anyone else. They're not cheep, but are offered to
anyone.
(And about passing something: vroom, vroom!)
--
The little black kitty,
Yes, I'm related to a bunch of revolutionaries.
Embarassingly enough, from both 'Merkin revolutions.