[F] Quote file for 'Summer BarryMeet 1'
Jennifer Herbert
The Meet: Summer BarryMeet 1
The Date: 16th June 2001
The Times: 18:00 Hours. / 19:30 Hours
The Venues: Wetherspoons Pub / The Mansion House Pub.
Attendees: BarryR, Tamara, Mole, Jen(from #afp), Ali(from #afp) PThomas,
Ladylark
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Mole: "there's nothing like waving your rump in front of the oven"
Barry: "You try turning them on when you want to go out for a walk"
Mole: "Welcome to Planet Double-Entrendre, and your host tonight is..."
Barry: "...everybody!"
Jen: "Its the wrong shape... it won't fit"
Mole: "ooh, I think I need to speak to you in a professional capacity
about that.."
Ali: "Where would like me to start..."
Barry: "...anywhere"
Barry: "It's like eating salt that tastes like, erm, *not* salt" (after
his tenth pork scratching)
Mole: "we're trying to decide how to do a brainsuck"
Jen:"but he's kinky in a wet way - he couldn't even get the kinky bit
right!"
Jen (to Mole)"But at least we couldn't see your hairy buttocks."
Naomi: "Thomas! They're talking about hairy buttocks!"
Ali: "We're talking about Mole wearing nothing but a pair of swimming
trunks and covered in green paint"
Barry: "Tyger, Tyger - Tennyson, innit?"
All: No,.that's Blake!"
Thomas: "Ah, feckit - someone well old, anyway."
Pthomas:"oooh! Pink and furry!"
Barry: "OK, just undo my zip and stick your hand in..."
Ali: "It's no fun if he stops halfway through"
Tamara: "It vibrates when you get it. I'm sure it's supposed to beep"
Barry: "We're now entering the realm of the disgusting"
Tamara:"Oh am I supposed to be decent"
Jen: "I'm too drunk to even use my own phone"
Jen: "Someone played with my..." (drowned out by sniggering)
Barry: "Time to pull my trousers back..."
Barry: "Will you two please stop feeling up my leg. Or if you continue,
go higher"
Jen:"but where is it"
Barry"It's good being supple"
Jen"I'll let you have it"
Barry"I'm sure you can get three or four drips out of it"
Dragon Prince
> Quote File for :
> The Meet: Summer BarryMeet 1
> The Date: 16th June 2001
> The Times: 18:00 Hours. / 19:30 Hours
> The Venues: Wetherspoons Pub / The Mansion House Pub.
>
> Attendees: BarryR, Tamara, Mole, Jen(from #afp), Ali(from #afp) PThomas,
> Ladylark
>
dp
--
'When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I
thought as a child: but when I became a man I put away childish
things because. wow, then I could afford much *better* childish
things!'
Terry Pratchett
Suzi
> Quote File for :
> The Meet: Summer BarryMeet 1
> The Date: 16th June 2001
Was this a proper pre-announced meet?
Suzi
AH Willis
<ptr...@youbastard.co.uk> wrote
Yup, see Message-ID: <9924713...@squeamish.osifrage.net>. It was
fairly short notice though - only announced earlier this week - which is
probably why there were only about half a dozen of us there.
--
Ali (from #afp)
Reply-to is valid, but my name generally works quicker
Jennifer Herbert
Barry anoynced it on tuesday at 23:22.
But i've only just joined this newsgroup (so i could submit the thing)
so no idea what "proper" means.
Tiggs
"Dragon Prince" <dragon...@suespammers.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1597260bf...@127.0.0.1...
> >
> Oi /me phoned into the meet you know!
>
> dp
i was there in spirit as well, as planned to go, but had no money :(
Tiggs
Barry R
alt.fan.pratchett, shows Jennifer Herbert as saying...
>Quote File for :
> The Meet: Summer BarryMeet 1
>Barry: "Will you two please stop feeling up my leg. Or if you continue,
>go higher"
>Jen:"but where is it"
>Barry"It's good being supple"
At this point I'd like to add the carriage returns that I'm sure
Jennifer accidentally forgot...
>Jen"I'll let you have it"
>Barry"I'm sure you can get three or four drips out of it"
not that it makes it any better, but at least it's less kinky...
--
And lo, God did speak unto the Spammers...
"Beware who you send spam, lest you spam a member of AFP; for many
are sysadmins, clueful, and I have given them a LART to use!"
(Gid Holyoake - #afp - Paraphrased slightly)
Jennifer Herbert
>
> At this point I'd like to add the carriage returns that I'm sure
> Jennifer accidentally forgot...
>
>
> not that it makes it any better, but at least it's less kinky...
Oh, i thought that was the whole point!!
I just posted what was left on my PDA when i got home - no edits.
-Jenny