[F] Manchester AFPmeet TNG - Quote File (at last!)
Alex Page
> Hi everyone, sorry for the delay...
And apologies for the triple-posting, I'll try cancelling the
duplicates or something... the Uni news server's been cocking up lots
recently.
Alex
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AFPhousemate of Dooferlad, AFPbitontheside of Naomi *hugs*
MancGoff: http://www.gothicdreams.net/grimoire
Alex Page
But before we start, a quick quote from Dooferlad about 3 days ago:
"You have to get it in before the next meet!"
Alex
--
"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you.
So we're going to tell you" - The Irony Badgers
MancGoff: http://www.gothicdreams.net/grimoire
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"What could be more perverse than an AFPer?" - Andrew
"Someone who collects 8 bodily fluids on his trousers?" - Alex
"I just geeked horribly!" - Alex
"You can't be on AFP if you're allergic to nuts" - Alex
"I'm sitting in the wrong place with a weak bladder!" - Stu
"James, you're getting things damp again!" - Alex
"The twelve inch has been released" - Slarv
"The vibrations go straight up your seat" - Naomi
"Oh God! Oh God!" - Andrew
"You have to lick your fingers afterwards" - Pam
"I avoid engaging my brain wherever possible" - Alex
"If it doesn't make the quote file, it's not filthy" - Pam
"I haven't got used to not having an aperture ring" - Stu
"I may not ever get this dog back, but it'll have been worth it"
- Kevin
"Spare batteries always come in handy" - Pam
"You can get rid of the walnut and just have the whip" - Stu
"You're good at the bad end" - Kevin
"Poor sod; he looked exactly like Alex" - Stu
"What is the duck doing in the chocolate?" - Andrew
"I want to fsck [1] you like an animal" - Doofs -> Pam
"I want to adopt Kenny!" - Stu
"Take that any way you like" - Andrew
"Two friends of mine are getting choppered in" - Alex
"My friend knows two phrases in beer" - Alex
"You know what's good about AFPers? They're all enthusiastic. Not
necessarily in the right direction, but enthusiastic" - Pam
"Give them to Naomi to sniff for a while" - Stu
"Go on... you know you want me to..." - Alex
"3 all - it's a tie!" - Alex
"Tying up! Yes!!!" - Stu
"I had my revenge on her when she was lying in bed, prone" - Alex
"If you're not eating the nut, give it to me!" - Pam
"Anyone in leather trousers is fair game" - just about everyone :)
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your duck." - Kevin
[A repeat quote from the Lancaster gathering]
"I shared a futon with 4 of the sexiest AFPers, until 5am, and now I'm
knackered" - Homicide (concerning Livi, Anejo, Supermouse & Joy)
"Stones or inches?" - Nanny Ogg
"We can do it sober" - Naomi
"It comes in a six inch diameter" - Stu
"It's very hard to get a six inch plunger" - Stu
"It's got potential" - Mary
"You've seen his little thing" - Naomi
"I'm not a creep... much" - Alex
"Only you can see that, and think of a pair of buttocks"
- Kevin -> Stu
"I want to see your buttocks now!" - Mary
"There are loose nuts in that box" - Homicide
"Ooh, nuts!" - Pam
"How many urges have I got my hands on?" - Pam
"I can't flash, my batteries have gone" - Pam
"Grovel at my feet, I don't mind!" - Mary
"How many have you had?" - Mary
"Why don't you phone your husband and tell him you got a better
offer?" - Mary
"More of a tart than Peter Ellis" - Mary
"A great artist never thinks of his tools" - Stu
"It's really theraputic; I could squeeze it all night" - Mary
"I am sweetness and innocence itself!" - Alex
"If he's scared, I'll tell him that it's my first time" - Mary
"I will if you will... well, I will anyway." - Alex
"Will you stop jiggling?" - Mary
"I CAN'T HELP IT!! It's a rhythmic thing." - Stu
"That's an unusual way to come on to someone!" - Mary
"I am pure. Trust me on this" - Ccooke
"He was in the middle of the field, and I was doing it for charity"
- Ccooke
"I keep putting my hand in wet stuff!" - Stu
"I've forgotten, but it was funny" - Leon
"Next time I know that there's an AFPmeet, I shall buy a bigger
chicken" - Mary
"We should all be very curious about your wife's buttocks"
- Mary -> Stu
"Suddenly, everyone's sleeping at my house and talking about
chickens!" - Mary
"I can't have this - one behind Alex..." - Mary
"That's not a 'mouthful' thing to say" - Kevin
"He puts snow on the balls" - Stu
"So he's in bed with his wife and he's thinking of child abuse?"
- Darren
"What have I just come in on?" - Mary
"I like 'em docile." - Captain of the prisoner ship 'London' (B7)
"Death by Mr. Whippy" - Mary
"I've had a few sweaty moments myself!" - Roj Blake
"If I press this, does it go down?" - Kevin
"I just wanted the taste" - Mary
"You don't want it to affect your performance, you want to be in peak
condition!" - Mary
"That's got to be bad for her throat" - Kevin
"Some people enjoy that sort of thing!" - Alex (lots)
"Down your underpants is one of the best places" - Kevin
"I don't imagine that it's a recreational aid" - Kerr Avon
"That used to happen the other 364 days of the week" - Stu
"What can swirl to form ganglions" - Trivial Pursuit question
"I wondered why you were sitting queer" - Kevin -> Alex
"You can't go round and get six pink ones in there" - Darren
"I'm going to hold you to that!" - Mary
"Oh God... the Gaza Stripped!" - Alex
"We're doing a hard one here" - Mary
"Give him a hard one!" - Mary re: Stu
"Kevin's got one in his pocket" - Alex
[IRC-style action description]
* Stu attempts to clap a fly, falls off his beanbag and collapses
giggling on the floor
"I'll accept cocaine" - Stu
"Geek break! Mary's showing her tits!" - Darren
"Check his hair when he comes down" - Kevin
"That's what we must worry about" - Darren
"Gimme some headphones" - Kevin
"Is that a Stingray quote?" - Stu
"I am sure Alex will fill it" - Mary
"If he threw a 3 now, he'd be pink forward and brown backwards"
- unattributed
"Brown please" - Kevin
"I just dropped one" - Stu
"He wants to look at your bits" - Mary
"It'll be easier for you to get in when I pull out" - Darren
"Let me re-phrase that" - Kevin (lots!)
[1] OK, so it wasn't so geeky, but this is a family froup...
Martyn Clapham
ted.gothicdreams.net> writes
>Hi everyone, sorry for the delay...
>
>But before we start, a quick quote from Dooferlad about 3 days ago:
>"You have to get it in before the next meet!"
>
>Alex
Well I _was_ going to manually snip this, as I'm not really commenting
on any particular quote, but nothing apart from the bit above appeared
when I clicked 'Reply'. Good job really, as the majority of the post was
after the sig separator and Turnpike chopped it for me!
Anyway.
It's looks like me and Sarah were slipping. Nothing from me and only one
quote from someone who goes by the nickname of Nanny Ogg? Definitely
slipping.
Sarah, darling, we'll have to do much better on the 12th, wont we? :-))
Mart.
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http://www.mclapham.demon.co.uk/index.htm
Afpengaged to Carol and Sarah ( Nanny Ogg ). Kept under control by the
wonderfully mysterious Naomi X and the superlative Supermouse.
Afpurity = 49% old test, 37% new test. Beyond the point of no return! :-)