Ezekiel's Blue Rose Bullshit....
Ezekiel Krahlin
Pendragon LaFey)" <ladys...@cybergal.com> wrote:
In article <364D4008...@cybergal.com>,
ladys...@hotmail.com wrote:
> I am not sure what would be to be done with that one, but I am sure that if
> he continue we will all cast against him and he will have more things to
> worry over than making trouble for OTHERS..
I am not impressed by your boondoggle diatribe, and veiled threats to
cast curses upon me. People have tried this before, including leaving
a wax image by my doorstep, pierced with needles. The person who did
this wound up getting his vocal chords sliced up because of throat
cancer, and then he died agonizingly, two months later. Actually, it
was two people...the accomplice also died a terrible death three
months later.
And with a monicker like "Ladys...@usa.net (Morgana Pendragon
LaFey", it would be difficult to take you seriously about anything.
> As for the rest of you, i would adjure thee to shun that Ezekiel and give
> him no substance nor energy.. It is very difficult.. but the only way to
> deal with him except the ways of blood and we are not in agreement about
> that ... yet...
Of course, you shall "slither" your way into justifying symbolic acts
of violence upon my person. No surprise there. KKKristians aren't the
only ones to succumb to such infantile emotions.
> He is walking into very dangerous ground is this Krahlin person.. if thou
> knowest hym thou shouldst inform hym thus..
You're a wicked lady...and quite unbalanced. Do yourself a favor, and
seek some sort of spiritual conseling...that you may walk the way of
the truth, instead of the lie.
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a concentration camp survivor "Nazi-phobic".
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Ezekiel Krahlin
Pendragon LaFey)" <ladys...@cybergal.com> wrote:
In article <364D4008...@cybergal.com>,
ladys...@hotmail.com wrote:
> I am not sure what would be to be done with that one, but I am sure that if
> he continue we will all cast against him and he will have more things to
> worry over than making trouble for OTHERS..
Now, if you and your associates would cast your spells into fighting
homophobia, you'd have my utmost appreciation. Or is it more important
to act out your pointless vendetta, than saving thousands of innocent
gay lives?
The writing is clearly on the wall.
Brendan
Morgana Pendragon LaFey:
: I am not sure what would be to be done with that one, but I am sure that if
: he continue we will all cast against him and he will have more things to
: worry over than making trouble for OTHERS..
yeah, okay, let's _all_ gang up together ... _that'll_ show 'em
Ezekiel Krahlin:
>Now, if you and your associates would cast your spells into fighting
>homophobia, you'd have my utmost appreciation. Or is it more important
>to act out your pointless vendetta, than saving thousands of innocent
>gay lives?
well put!!! Of course it is much too much effort to work magically to defeat
homophobia, but come on, it's a party when we can get together to whip
someone's ass. Come on, folks, priorities here. You're stumbling over
yourselves to prove that he is right!
>The writing is clearly on the wall.
well said
beannachti,
Brendan
Ezekiel Krahlin
wrote:
>Morgana Pendragon LaFey:
>: I am not sure what would be to be done with that one, but I am sure that if
>: he continue we will all cast against him and he will have more things to
>: worry over than making trouble for OTHERS..
>
>yeah, okay, let's _all_ gang up together ... _that'll_ show 'em
If she and her allies are serious about casting a spell against
me--that is: directing a sheer wall of hate in my direction--it will
only crush them, instead.
>well put!!! Of course it is much too much effort to work magically to defeat
>homophobia, but come on, it's a party when we can get together to whip
>someone's ass. Come on, folks, priorities here. You're stumbling over
>yourselves to prove that he is right!
Again, blessing are upon you, Brandon. It is for you to pave the road
for the alternative relgious types to take up arms to fight
homophobia...as I have pretty much accomplished my work of setting the
battleground blueprint, and summoning all good witches to battle.
---
Pennsylvania Dutch Gay Jesus says:
"Throw the hetero over the fence some hay."
---
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I cum like a thief in the night!
^Harlequin^
Ezekiel Krahlin <ezek...@my-dejanews.com> wrote
>
>
> Again, blessing are upon you, Brandon. It is for you to pave the road
> for the alternative relgious types to take up arms to fight
> homophobia...as I have pretty much accomplished my work of setting the
> battleground blueprint, and summoning all good witches to battle.
>
Alright here is the plan, all good witches, your goin into battle. Ok, the
front line, we are putting all the week people there too distract the
homophobes. Ok then we have the second line of defence where we keep all
the purple remote control dinosaurs, now while the homophobes are
distracted by the front line of weeklings the purple dinosaurs will use
thier stealth mode to sneek up to the homophobes last line of defence. Now
meanwhile the elven archers are going to chuck burning shoes into the air
directly at the homophobe zeplin, and if they dont have a zeplin they will
just throw the burning shoes into the air. When the zepline comes down, or
if all doesnt go right, the shoes come down the midgets in full body armer
etched with words of profanity will raid the homophobe front line. We are
hoping that we made the point size of the type large enough that the
homophobes will be able to read it from almost a yard away, depending on
there eye sight. Now if they can read it, they will run away in fear
knocking over thier second line of defence. Now if they have archers we
will have to go to plan B which is to have the raiders throw a touchdown at
the playoffs getting them into the superbowl. Then we disapoint the
49niners in the end by winning by 7 points. Now at the post game party we
will have an ice scuplture of elvis, but it wont be just any elvis, to be a
little different, it will be of an elvis dancer from a vegas hotel. This
hotel has to be equiped with at the least 7 bottles of shampoo and over 30
bottles of conditioner, We are not to steal towels but the theft of soap
is permitted. When we bring home the soap it will be stored in the over
head compartment for safe storage for flight. This will not be easy, for
the bags of water are just big enough to fit three gold fish inside and
several are already turning into muntant apes. Now if they turn into apes
we have another problem on our hands, the apes are not potty trained so
they will be hard to get to drink pepsi from the containers. Now in the
case that someone gets one to drink form a pepsi, he or she will be held
responcible for teaching the rest of the mutant apes how to drink pepsi
from the can. In the event that a bottle comes in reach of a small child
we have a plan to dispose of the child in a reasonable fashion. Plan A we
will find its parents and turn it upside down for exactly 30 seconds and
toss it up into the air until it induces vomiting, plan B we will sit it on
top of the micro wave until it develops extra appendages and resembles in
some way the billy ray cyrus, the country singer. This brings us to the
flying disks, now if you eject a disk from a mac os besure not to drag it
from the desk top into the trash, because doing otherwise might cause the
OS to think that the disk is still there but missing the information, this
will cause utter chaos and our enemy will beg us to give us the origional
disk so that they can get the error message to go away without restarting
the computer, and we all know how long that takes. Now while they are on
thier knees we have the purple dinosaurs take out thier base. They are now
at our complete mercy.
Ok, eveyone get the plan down?
The Saint
either by a strait or a bend Prist-Doctor he..he..he..
*C*
J. Northwood
>Alright here is the plan, all good witches, your goin into battle.
>. . . purple remote control dinosaurs,
>. . . stealth mode
>. . . elven archers
>. . . burning shoes
>. . . homophobe zeplin
>. . . midgets in full body armer
>. . . etched with words of profanity
>. . . raiders throw a touchdown
>. . . ice scuplture of elvis
>. . . theft of soap is permitted
>. . . muntant apes
>. . . billy ray cyrus
>. . . error message
>. . . They are now at our complete mercy.
>Ok, eveyone get the plan down?
Oh. My. Cod.
< wheeze >
It makes more sense than anything 'Zeke's suggested.
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"Do you ever really wonder about the scam they're
putting over on us with bottled water? Think
about it. EVIAN spelled backwards is NAIVE. I
couldn't believe it. The first time I saw that,
I said 'This is just too f***ing perfect.'"
Dennis Miller
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Flora and Eric Floen
>
> Ezekiel Krahlin <ezek...@my-dejanews.com> wrote
> >
> >
> > Again, blessing are upon you, Brandon. It is for you to pave the road
> > for the alternative relgious types to take up arms to fight
> > homophobia...as I have pretty much accomplished my work of setting the
> > battleground blueprint, and summoning all good witches to battle.
> >
>
> Alright here is the plan, all good witches, your goin into battle. Ok, the
> front line, we are putting all the week people there too distract the
> homophobes. Ok then we have the second line of defence where we keep all
> the purple remote control dinosaurs, now while the homophobes are
> distracted by the front line of weeklings the purple dinosaurs will use
> thier stealth mode to sneek up to the homophobes last line of defence. Now
> meanwhile the elven archers are going to chuck burning shoes into the air
> directly at the homophobe zeplin, and if they dont have a zeplin they will
> just throw the burning shoes into the air. When the zepline comes down, or
> if all doesnt go right, the shoes come down the midgets in full body armer
> etched with words of profanity will raid the homophobe front line. We are
This is one of my favorite parts coming up, here
> hoping that we made the point size of the type large enough that the
> homophobes will be able to read it from almost a yard away, depending on
> there eye sight. Now if they can read it, they will run away in fear
> knocking over thier second line of defence. Now if they have archers we
> will have to go to plan B which is to have the raiders throw a touchdown at
> the playoffs getting them into the superbowl. Then we disapoint the
> 49niners in the end by winning by 7 points. Now at the post game party we
> will have an ice scuplture of elvis, but it wont be just any elvis, to be a
> little different, it will be of an elvis dancer from a vegas hotel. This
> hotel has to be equiped with at the least 7 bottles of shampoo and over 30
> bottles of conditioner, We are not to steal towels but the theft of soap
> is permitted. When we bring home the soap it will be stored in the over
> head compartment for safe storage for flight. This will not be easy, for
> the bags of water are just big enough to fit three gold fish inside and
> several are already turning into muntant apes. Now if they turn into apes
> we have another problem on our hands, the apes are not potty trained so
> they will be hard to get to drink pepsi from the containers. Now in the
> case that someone gets one to drink form a pepsi, he or she will be held
> responcible for teaching the rest of the mutant apes how to drink pepsi
<snip!> Aw, heck! I love the whole thing....
> the computer, and we all know how long that takes. Now while they are on
> thier knees we have the purple dinosaurs take out thier base. They are now
> at our complete mercy.
>
> Ok, eveyone get the plan down?
Yah! Ok Harley, lets do it! I havent seen such a work of art in all my
life! This is beautiful! Brilliant! You're ....a genious.
Heh heh heh!
FLORA
Tracy Smith
> >
> > Alright here is the plan, all good witches, your goin into battle. Ok, the
> > front line, we are putting all the week people there too distract the
> > homophobes. Ok then we have the second line of defence where we keep all
> > the purple remote control dinosaurs, now while the homophobes are
> > distracted by the front line of weeklings the purple dinosaurs will use
> > thier stealth mode to sneek up to the homophobes last line of defence. Now
> > meanwhile the elven archers are going to chuck burning shoes into the air
> > directly at the homophobe zeplin, and if they dont have a zeplin they will
> > just throw the burning shoes into the air. When the zepline comes down, or
> > if all doesnt go right, the shoes come down the midgets in full body armer
> > etched with words of profanity will raid the homophobe front line. We are
>
come on guys...if you did this all the little purple dinosaur loving
children will have nightmares for years and us parents will have to fork
out thousands of dollars in psychotherapy fees <G>
--
Tracy
^Harlequin^
Flora and Eric Floen <floen...@earthlink.net> wrote
>
> This is one of my favorite parts coming up, here
>
>
>
> <snip!> Aw, heck! I love the whole thing....
>
>
> Yah! Ok Harley, lets do it! I havent seen such a work of art in all my
> life! This is beautiful! Brilliant! You're ....a genious.
>
> Heh heh heh!
>
I hate to toot my own horn, but yeah...Im a genious, hehehehe... You like?
It took a damn long time to type out, it had to be converted from ancient
scrolls, thats why it took so long.
^Harlequin^
Tracy Smith <tks...@microserve.net> wrote
> come on guys...if you did this all the little purple dinosaur loving
> children will have nightmares for years and us parents will have to fork
> out thousands of dollars in psychotherapy fees <G>
>
You caught my drift there, see thats part of the plan... We dont want them
heteros to train thier offspring, keeping them in theropy is but only one
plan of keeping them off the battle field... <shuffling fingers together
while laughing sinisterly>
Norm Nelson
you're on, please send me some!