Homo Sapiens or Homo Deus?
*The* Didaskalos
Wednesday, September 23, 1998
Homo Sapiens or Homo Deus?
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports that a New York Play,
"Corpus Christi" is being assailed by religious groups for depicting
Jesus Christ as a homosexual who has sex with his disciples. The
presentation of this theme in the play is being called "blasphemy."
The association of Jesus with homosexuality and the suggestion that
he had sexual relations with his male disciples is not blasphemous,
because it is suggested by the Bible itself.
In the Bible, St. Paul speaks of homosexuality in his letter to the
Romans, chapter 1. In particular, he speaks of sexual activity (not
necessarily limited to homosexual acts) using the Greek word
epithymia.
The Greek epithymia in Romans 1, is typically translated as "sinful
desires," or "lusts."
In the Gospel of Luke, we are told that Jesus arranged to meet with
his twelve male disciples in a secret room on the night of his
passion. As they all lay on couches in the room, he told them that he
had called them together because he had a "sinful desire" (epithymia)
to be with them and eat the Passover meal.
Given that Jesus was always in the company of those 12 men and that
he expressed a "sinful desire" (epithymia) to be with them; and given
the shared word describing sexual desires in Romans and Jesus's
desires in Luke, it is hardly blasphemous to suggest that Jesus was
doing something more with his Disciples than just curing the blind.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Our thought for the day, a lesson from history:
"All members of the SS and police must be in the forefront of
the fight to eliminate homosexuality from the German people."
-- Heinrich Himmler, March 7, 1942 Memorandum.
(Imperial War Museum, London, H/6/165)
Are you a political or religious Conservative?
Remember this: those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Biblicalo
he would have engaged in homosexual activities.
Specious thinking . ! . ! . !
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*The* Didaskalos wrote in message <3608f21b...@news.alpha.net>...
merlin
> It is very unlikely in view of Jesus' Hebrew upbringing and lifestyle that
> he would have engaged in homosexual activities.
unlikely? just unlikely? you are humble enough not to suggest that you
know for sure?
merlin
Ezekiel Krahlin
Hey, hey, hey. Jesus is gay all the way.
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JESUS ON THE OKRA WINFREE SHOW
(a parable for the 21st century)
Š 1997 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)
Jesus Christ returns to planet earth and, of course, He
is invited to a LOT of talk shows...in order for us to
understand better, what this man called Jesus is really all
about. So it is on the Okra Winfree Show He is asked the
question:
"Jesus, what do YOU think was the most important advice
YOU ever received in Your lifetime as the Suffering Messiah?"
Jesus deliberates on this a few moments before answering:
"Well, Okra, I don't consider My incarnation as The Messiah
among the most relevant of My past-life experiences. Even so,
during that existence, I received so many excellent words of
wisdom, that I really CAN'T pick a favorite. But I'll tell
you this: I shall never forget the WORST piece of advice
ANYONE gave Me, in ANY of My multitudinous lives."
Okra Winfree leans forward in profound curiosity and
says: "Okay, Jesus, and what was that?"
Jesus finally answers: "Well, it was during my PRESENT
incarnation (as you now see Me), and it came from a
psychiatrist who once told Me: 'Jesus, You can't save the
world.'"
Okra parries: "THAT revelation must have been quite a
SHOCKeroonie to the ol' ego there, buddy!"
"Too-SHAY, Okra," retorts Jesus, lighting a Camel Light
100 to soothe His jangled nerves, "too-SHAY."
"May-uh KOOL-pah, may-uh KOOL-pah," Okra chuckles, "It's
ALWAYS fun to play devil's advocate with You, Jesus."
"Fine with Me, Okra," grins Our Savior, "as long as YOU
don't mind an occasional DIP in the Lake Of Fire."
"Well, another BURNING question I have..." (audience
guffaws before Okra continues) "...regards the HUMAN side of
Jesus Christ: Besides tobacco, do you have any OTHER
addictions?"
Jesus blushes, and lowers His head. "Yes. One other.
Boys. In that way, I'm like My Daddy."
Suddenly, a voice booms out of nowhere:
"REMEMBER THAT JOKE, SON: I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL,
TWO FOR A SHEEP OR GOAT, AND THREE FOR A BOY? HA, HA!"
Okra Winfree raises her eyes to the ceiling and, slightly
disgruntled, challenges Our Holy Guest: "Can't you EVER get
Your Father to show up in person?"
Jesus shrugs His shoulders. "God knows I've been trying,
but He seems to take everything like one, big, fat joke. You
know, I can't even get HIM to see ME whenever I want!"
"Wait a minute," Okra grows serious, "You mean to tell me
You STILL can't be with Your Father?"
"Well, not quite," ponders The Son Of Man, "It's just
that He sees ME whenever He wants, but I don't get to see HIM
whenever I want. It's just not fair."
Okra drops a pensive arm from her chin and says, sadly,
"No, Jesus, that isn't fair at all."
"HEY JESUS, I GOT TWO FRONT-ROW TICKETS TO SEE 'JESUS
CHRIST SUPERSTAR' TONIGHT...WANNA GO?"
Our Man Of The Cross sighs and flips a rude finger to the
sky: "FUCK you, Dad, just FUCK you."
"OKAY, GUY, BE THAT WAY. I GOT PLENTY OF HOT CHERUBS WHO
ARE DYING FOR A DATE WITH BIG DICK!"
Okra, in raging fury, jumps onto her chair and waves an
angry fist at the ceiling: "God, don't You think You're going
a little too far? Think of Your Wonderful Son!"
"I ALWAYS THINK OF MY SON. LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS HUMPING
LUCIFER, I THOUGHT OF MY SON: OH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH JESUS!"
"Don't talk to Him, Okra," grumbles Jesus, "just don't
talk to Him. It's the only way you'll get Him to leave us
alone." Hands shaking, Our Lord attempts to light another
cigarette, but drops the match book.
"HERE, JESUS, HAVE AN ARCHANGEL. I'M DONE WITH HIM FOR A
WHILE. MAYBE HE'LL GET YOU OFF THE RAGGIE."
Out of nowhere appears an incredibly gorgeous dude,
adorned in nothing more than a bulging gold lame' loin cloth
and these opalescent, feathery white wings stretching across
the entire breadth of the stage. He alights by Jesus, who
caresses the firm, smooth butt of the archangel, then grabs
His Own Ample Crotch and says:
"Okra, I hate to break this off, but as you can see, it's
meant to stay on and be fondled."
And with those words, the archangel's fat crown pops its
head above the loin cloth. (Camera zooms in for a yummy
closeup. Audience drools in raptured silence, as a milky
substance dribbles from the crown and down the angel's spear.
When the camera regretfully pulls back, this glorious angel
tosses His luxurious mane of silver hair, and laughs):
"MEET BIG DICK. HAW, HAW!"
Then He lifts Jesus up, cradles Him in His massive arms,
and looks straight into the camera:
"I LOVE MY SON MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE.
LET'S GO, JESUS, YA GOT A DATE WITH ME, ALWAYS."
They vanish, leaving Okra Winfree behind, along with a
half-empty pack of Camel Light 100s lying on the empty chair.
And, of course, the audience.
-----finis
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Q. How many heteros does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. I don't know, they're still trying to breed enough brains
for the challenge!
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Tony Durran
He was a miracle when it came to good food.
He wore a dress all the time.
This man was not straight.
Ward Stewart
>dear bibl,
>
>> It is very unlikely in view of Jesus' Hebrew upbringing and lifestyle that
>> he would have engaged in homosexual activities.
>
>
>unlikely? just unlikely? you are humble enough not to suggest that you
>know for sure?
>
>merlin
Perhaps his contention is that there are no Gay Jews? Time for Mike
Silverstein to speak up.
ward
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>On Mon, 28 Sep 1998 11:04:50 -0400, mer...@tuna.net (merlin) wrote:
>
>>dear bibl,
>>
>>> It is very unlikely in view of Jesus' Hebrew upbringing and lifestyle that
>>> he would have engaged in homosexual activities.
>>
>>
>>unlikely? just unlikely? you are humble enough not to suggest that you
>>know for sure?
>>
>>merlin
>
>
>Perhaps his contention is that there are no Gay Jews? Time for Mike
>Silverstein to speak up.
>
>ward
>
>
There were no gay Jews until the Renaissance when Jews began out-breeding with
Europeans. Durring the Middle Ages, Rabbi Moseh ben Maimon (also a medical
doctor) used this as his proof that the Jews were to share the Bible with the
Gentiles.
merlin
> There were no gay Jews until the Renaissance when Jews began
out-breeding with
> Europeans. Durring the Middle Ages, Rabbi Moseh ben Maimon (also a medical
> doctor) used this as his proof that the Jews were to share the Bible with the
> Gentiles.
lol, there are many groups that blame white people for homosexuality. it
is so funny to read stuff like this.
merlin
Dick M
>
> He didn't go with women.
> He was a miracle when it came to good food.
> He wore a dress all the time.
> This man was not straight.
What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
1. Jesus did not go with women because in symbol he is the Groom and
the Church is preparing to become his bride. His purpose was not to
marry and give birth to a PHYSICAL family.
2. I don't understand the comment about food. His diet was not that
specific in addition to grain and fish. He certainly did not eat our
modern (horrific) processed foods.
3. He wore a dress???? How ignorant? He wore a robe as did all men at
the time.
4. His not being straight is a rediculous opinion and not worth of
further response.
May God bring you into the light of His understanding,
Dick M
merlin
> What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
> me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
then stop treating your savior like a dime store cowboy out to rule the
world at any cost.
merlin
Ezekiel Krahlin
<dur...@snowy.kodak.com> wrote:
>He didn't go with women.
>He was a miracle when it came to good food.
>He wore a dress all the time.
>This man was not straight.
Don't forget the S&M part!
---
Pennsylvania Dutch Gay Jesus says:
"Throw the hetero over the fence some hay."
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http://members.xoom.com/ezekielk/
I cum like a thief in the night!
Ezekiel Krahlin
wrote:
>What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
>me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
This is not garbage, you fool. I am a Christian who believes Jesus is
gay. Why would you declare this to be garbage? What does it matter His
sexuality, anyway? Just because he's gay does not make him less of
your Savior. Grow up and get over it.
Jesus is obviously homosexual, and He will soon return to vindicate
the centuries of persecution done upon gays in His name. He is quite
angry at your kind--homophobes--and remember, He will return with a
sword, not with a kiss.
>1. Jesus did not go with women because in symbol he is the Groom and
>the Church is preparing to become his bride.
Sorry, but He definitely is *not into mass orgies. Isn't eating of His
flesh enough for you cannibals?
>His purpose was not to marry and give birth to a PHYSICAL family.
That's one reason why He's gay. (The other, of course, is that God
wanted a companion.)
>2. I don't understand the comment about food. His diet was not that
>specific in addition to grain and fish. He certainly did not eat our
>modern (horrific) processed foods.
He didn't eat twinkies, that's for sure!
>3. He wore a dress???? How ignorant? He wore a robe as did all men at
>the time.
So...most men back then wore dresses. Big farkin' deal.
>4. His not being straight is a rediculous opinion and not worth of
>further response.
On the contrary: I believe being straight is a ridiculous lifestye,
and not worth my respect.
>May God bring you into the light of His understanding,
You're the blind one, jack-ass!
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NEW DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Š 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)
I hereby declare war against the United States
Government, and to all its people who support the federal
sanction against same-sex marriage... which may be a majority.
The moment government permits any state to officially and
intentionally deny a gay citizen's right to the pursuit of
happiness--as indeed marriage is a blissful goal--the door is
open to establishing all homophile women and men as second
class citizens in perpetuity.
I perceive this unconstitutional, ungodly sanction as the
first step towards eradicating all known homosexuals in our
sorry nation. The bombing of the Lesbian lounge in Atlanta is
just the beginning...unless the federal government and
mainstream Christian churches--including African-American
congregations--immediately step in and aggressively fight back
against the jihad these homophobes have declared. (I'm not
holding my breath.) Their continued silence and foot-dragging
on the noble issue of same-sex-lover rights, puts blood on
their hands as surely as if they were right-wing fanatics
themselves!
I urge all lesbians, gays, bisexuals, gender changers,
their supporters, and other so-called queer types to bear arms
and take to the streets...and push back the beast of
homophobia that now rears its ugly head in the eyes of the
majority, who prowl this gutted country like ghouls from The
Night Of The Living Dead. For all intent purposes, President
Clinton has nodded his head in approval of a nationwide witch
hunt to kill us anywhere and everywhere we are seen or known
to abide...or at best to deny us jobs, shelter, friendship,
and equal treatment. Our President's wavering on the "gays in
the military" issue, along with the signing of DOMA...places
him in direct responsibility for exacerbating the hostility
against a basically harmless, and decent, group of citizens:
gay women and men.
Likewise for our so-called "liberal" straight
friends...who are too cowardly to display a pink triangle on
their own clothing, or a T-shirt or bumper sticker
proclaiming: "Another Hetero for Lesbian & Gay Rights". Yet
they proudly wear slogans and icons promoting the rights of
African-Americans, women, children, trees, animals, and so on.
The Danes in World War II sported stars of David to conceal
Jewish folk from Nazis...but I hear of none who displayed the
pink triangle.
If you are heterosexual, and perceive yourself as a true
"progressive", then you would have no qualms in taking up this
noble banner of Homophile Liberation in the ways I have
suggested...else you, too, have blood on your hands. But if
heteros at large still refuse to see this as their fight,
too...we homosexuals can flood the straight bars, clubs, and
other hetero hangouts. Our presence, with pink triangles
emblazoned on our shirts and jackets, will turn these straight
clubs into targets of the Army of God and their ilk. Then, of
course, we'll have a lot more allies in the resistance--albeit
unwilling.
Be it known that I am proudly homosexual, that I am a
Christian who respects all other beliefs as equal, that I
presently go by the name Ezekiel Krahlin (formerly Gene
Catalano). Be it also known that I propose the new label
"Thracian" over "gay male," to symbolize the new-found
empowerment of the homophile community in this century's
closing decade. The word "gay" perpetuates a stereotype of
ourselves as flighty, emotional, and frivolous...not to be
taken seriously, as a citizen, as a human being, or as
anything else! (Surely, women have a similar complaint
against male chauvanists.)
"Lesbian" is a beautiful term for the homosexual female;
as its name comes from a Greek Island with a rich, classical
history. The region of Thrace also has a great history, and
likewise plays an honored role in Hellenic culture...hence I
coin the term "Thracian" for those who are commonly thought of
as "gay male". Ancient Greeks first called their northern
neighbors "Thracians," and later, "Macedonians"...the people
from whom arose Alexander The Great. "Hellenic" can be the
general term for both homophile women and men, who are sick of
the belittling and ineffectual descriptor, "gay". This caps a
nice balance on the other two Greek words, to form an elegant
triad: Hellenic, Lesbian, Thracian. It also does away with
the chauvanistic stance of using "Gay" to represent both male
and female members, as well as males only. (Credit for the
idea of "Hellenic" to replace "Gay" goes to Fireweaver, an
Internet friend.)
Heterosexism, chauvinism, misogyny, mysandry, homophobia,
pedophilia, racism, and bestiality are all blasphemies in God's
eyes, and in mine, and in the eyes of all good people. Under this
inspiration, I declare Northern California a safe haven, and
demand protection by the United Nations Global Peacekeepers. I
also call for the secession of this region, and its establishment as a
government solely for and by Hellenes...where all beliefs are to be
equally respected. Let this new nation be named "Athenia," to
honor woman's suffrage as well as symbolize wisdom and valor. As
a body politik, we are as the victorious David against Goliath: the
giant of homophobia shall be toppled and slain in our time.
Let it also be known that not every gay person is a
friend. Like any group of human beings, they have their ranks
of evil forces. True hearts are few and far between...love
and be constant to such friends--if indeed you have even
one--for you are well blessed. For wherever there are two
kindred hearts, there Your Angel will be also, in spirit. Do
not judge any person by any category (such as gay or hetero,
Jew or Christian, ugly or handsome, poor or rich, white or
black, etc.) But do judge her by what comes from the heart, as
expressed in words and deeds.
Civilization (for what it's worth) is about to go
berserk; the capitalist world as we know it is doomed. I
trust that those whom I can reach through this letter, already
are taking action. If you are wicked (homophobic), it is not
yet too late to change. I stand by you in prayer, and hope
you will join the valorous. For until the last enemy is fallen, it
is my duty to fight for every lost soul until the final moment.
Yes, I pray most ardently for the lost, not for the risen.
In closing, I humbly attempt to give solace to my
Hellenic sisters and brothers, with this quote from Psalm 35
(1-8):
Plead my cause, O Lord, with those who strive with me;
Fight against those who fight against me.
Take hold of shield and buckler,
And stand up for my help.
Also draw out the spear,
And stop those who pursue me.
Say to my soul,
"I am your salvation."
Let those be put to shame and brought to dishonor
Who seek after my life;
Let those be turned back and brought to confusion
Who plot my hurt.
Let them be like chaff before the wind,
And let the angel of the Lord pursue them.
For without cause they have hidden their net for me in
a pit,
Which they have dug without cause for my life.
Let destruction come upon him unexpectedly,
And let his net that he has hidden catch himself;
Into that very destruction let him fall.
-----finis
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Pennsylvania Dutch Gay Jesus says:
"Throw the hetero over the fence some hay."
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I cum like a thief in the night!
Dick M
Dick M
President Clinton
Bill
Dick M wrote in message <36112A29...@flash.net>...
John De Salvio
> Tony Durran wrote:
> >
> > He didn't go with women.
> > He was a miracle when it came to good food.
> > He wore a dress all the time.
> > This man was not straight.
>
> What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
> me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
>
> 1. Jesus did not go with women because in symbol he is the Groom and
> the Church is preparing to become his bride. His purpose was not to
> marry and give birth to a PHYSICAL family.
>
> 2. I don't understand the comment about food. His diet was not that
> specific in addition to grain and fish. He certainly did not eat our
> modern (horrific) processed foods.
>
> 3. He wore a dress???? How ignorant? He wore a robe as did all men at
> the time.
>
> 4. His not being straight is a rediculous opinion and not worth of
> further response.
>
> May God bring you into the light of His understanding,
May God bring you into the light of understanding sarcasm.
--
John
NOTE: "From" address is deliberately wrong.
My correct e-mail address is:
desalvio["AT" SYMBOL]monitor.net
Rev. Billy
>There were no gay Jews until the Renaissance when Jews began out-breeding with
>Europeans. Durring the Middle Ages, Rabbi Moseh ben Maimon (also a medical
>doctor) used this as his proof that the Jews were to share the Bible with the
>Gentiles.
Hahahahahaha..... Hohohohohohoho.....
Oh, they just liked to talk about it ? Kinda like Haffy!
"What a maroon." - B. Bunny
James Doemer
Ezekiel Krahlin wrote in message <36111a38...@nntp.sj.bigger.net>...
>On Tue, 29 Sep 1998 10:56:07 -0500, Dick M <DickN...@flash.net>
>wrote:
>
>>What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
>>me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
>
>This is not garbage, you fool. I am a Christian who believes Jesus is
>gay. Why would you declare this to be garbage? What does it matter His
>sexuality, anyway? Just because he's gay does not make him less of
>your Savior. Grow up and get over it.
>
>Jesus is obviously homosexual, and He will soon return to vindicate
>the centuries of persecution done upon gays in His name. He is quite
>angry at your kind--homophobes--and remember, He will return with a
>sword, not with a kiss.
>
Actually, I hope he returns with a case of Bud Lite.... Sent the sucker to
the store
2000 years ago and he hasn't come back yet... Stiffed me for $20 too!!
DRS
:In article <3612da8f...@news.hi.net>, wste...@hi.net (Ward Stewart):>
:>>dear bibl,
:>>
:>>> It is very unlikely in view of Jesus' Hebrew upbringing and lifestyle
that
:>>> he would have engaged in homosexual activities.
:>>
:>>
:>>unlikely? just unlikely? you are humble enough not to suggest that you
:>>know for sure?
:>>
:>>merlin
:>
:>Perhaps his contention is that there are no Gay Jews? Time for Mike
:>Silverstein to speak up.
:>
:>ward
:>
:
:There were no gay Jews until the Renaissance when Jews began out-breeding
with
:Europeans. Durring the Middle Ages, Rabbi Moseh ben Maimon (also a medical
:doctor) used this as his proof that the Jews were to share the Bible with
the
:Gentiles.
ROTFL.
--
Beware of the Spam-Dog
frank w elliott jr
: 1. Jesus did not go with women because in symbol he is the Groom and
: the Church is preparing to become his bride. His purpose was not to
: marry and give birth to a PHYSICAL family.
:
: 2. I don't understand the comment about food. His diet was not that
: specific in addition to grain and fish. He certainly did not eat our
: modern (horrific) processed foods.
:
: 3. He wore a dress???? How ignorant? He wore a robe as did all men at
: the time.
:
: 4. His not being straight is a rediculous opinion and not worth of
: further response.
I suppose he was Aryan and Republican, too.
Frank
Tony Durran
> On Tue, 29 Sep 1998 10:11:28 +0100, Tony Durran
> <dur...@snowy.kodak.com> wrote:
>
> >He didn't go with women.
> >He was a miracle when it came to good food.
> >He wore a dress all the time.
> >This man was not straight.
>
> Don't forget the S&M part!
>
Ahh, while suggestive, that is not necessarily proof. This just
indicates a certain kinky penchant, as does the bondage. Personally I
would have been more in favour of the thieves options being tied naked
to the crosses, but if you prefer the nailing, I suppose each to his
own. I think also further sugestion of this kinky streak, comes with his
obsession with orifices when he requests Thomas to finger him.
Ezekiel Krahlin
<big...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
>Stop this bickering. We need everyone on (my) board!
You, who signed DOMA, have a lot of nerve!
Ezekiel Krahlin
elliott@PROBLEM_WITH_YOUR_MAIL_GATEWAY_FILE.nyu.edu (frank w elliott
jr) wrote:
>: 4. His not being straight is a rediculous opinion and not worth of
>: further response.
>
>I suppose he was Aryan and Republican, too.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT
Š1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS IS PEE
SHY! READ ALL ABOUT IT
In the New York Times,
The Homo Gazette,
The Black Muslim Fist,
The Lesbian Licker,
And the C.I.A. list!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS HAS A
RECEDED HAIRLINE,
Appendectomy scar, and crooked
tooth!
He's a flaming faggot, and
activist, too;
Never owned a car, and is
forty-two!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! JESUS IS A
SATYRO-MANIAC,
Crazy 'bout butch and beefy bods!
He gets paid to get laid in the
bedrooms of heros and gods!
He gets his licks from a legion
of tricks:
Devoted comrades or teasers of
dicks!
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! WHAT JESUS
WANTS, JESUS GETS:
Six-six-six or sex-sex-sex!
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stu...@neamh.net
>Ezekiel Krahlin wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Sep 1998 10:11:28 +0100, Tony Durran
>> <dur...@snowy.kodak.com> wrote:
>>
>> >He didn't go with women.
>> >He was a miracle when it came to good food.
>> >He wore a dress all the time.
>> >This man was not straight.
Doesn't the pope always wear a dress? Doesn't go with
women - well, isn't supposed to anyway. I don't know
about the food though!
student
Cassanova
and the cost was the life of Jesus, His ONLY son.
merlin <mer...@tuna.net> wrote in article
<merlin2-2909...@128.228.5.114>...
> dear sir or madame,
>
> > What is the problem? Are you on loco weed or something. It irritates
> > me when someone comes up with this kind of garbage about my Savior!
>
>
Scruffy van Piebles
wrote:
>In case you haven't noticed already, He DOES rule the world
>and the cost was the life of Jesus, His ONLY son.
>
You are confusing the Father and the Son. Further, the Son does not
rule the world (Matt. 4:8).
Scruffy
John De Salvio
<ma...@discover-net.net> wrote:
> In case you haven't noticed already, He DOES rule the world
> and the cost was the life of Jesus, His ONLY son.
OK. Get off your knees.
I know when I'm licked.
Martial
Cassanova wrote in message <01bdecd9$24173140$1eca86d0@markt>...
>In case you haven't noticed already, He DOES rule the world
>and the cost was the life of Jesus, His ONLY son.
>
>
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