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Paper reports: Alex Van Halen makes it offical.

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Ramzey

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Jan 14, 2002, 12:35:37 PM1/14/02
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According to E, Alex Van Halen got tipsey at a New Years party and
after a little pressure started talking... "We haven't done or said
anything because my brother is healing and we have families to take
care of. Maybe we'll put something (else) out, maybe we'll call it
quits. We're still thinking about it. Right now, it's looking like
we're calling it quits, does anyone have a problem with that? There's
only so much of your life you can devote to this shit. That's why
atheletes don't play for 20-30 years, after a while it starts to kill
you, and that's all I have to say regarding Van Halen".

Truth or another lie? Who cares anymore.

Daniel Abrigg

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Jan 14, 2002, 12:49:33 PM1/14/02
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Who cares?

stonic

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Jan 14, 2002, 4:30:28 PM1/14/02
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So much for Alex being a reformed alcoholic. They should have called it
quits in 96.


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Jeff Savage

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Jan 14, 2002, 6:45:04 PM1/14/02
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"Ramzey" <jeremy...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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This sounds like something Alex would say... doesn't give 2 shits about the
fans. If he, Eddie, and Micheal don't give a shit anymore, why should we?
DLR is the only one with any sort of class out of this whole thing.

Jeff Savage

fuzydice

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Jan 14, 2002, 7:49:54 PM1/14/02
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lol and the funny thing is that people think this is a real quote.


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Triple...@hotmail.com

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Jan 14, 2002, 8:11:54 PM1/14/02
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"Ramzey" <jeremy...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> Truth or another lie? Who cares anymore.

Uhh... bottom line. :-)

John


Thomas Bell

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Jan 14, 2002, 9:35:00 PM1/14/02
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"Ramzey" wrote:

Do you have a direct link to this story?

T.B.


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mister smiley

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Jan 14, 2002, 9:10:20 PM1/14/02
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That's a lie, notice nobody can back it up.

Professor John Frink

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Jan 14, 2002, 10:37:16 PM1/14/02
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Hey Van Halen:

Fuck you, you suck. Retire and curl up. You're as useless as the dingleberry I
picked out of my ass this morning. I hate everything you did without David Lee
Roth and think you ruined your own band. I hope you kid loses weight and then
brings a guitar over your head when he's coked out at 17.


~ Johnny Motel ~

When words aren't enough...send flowers

"Look, if she's not into Black Oak Arkansas, she's not worth dating."

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Lyger_Team

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Jan 14, 2002, 11:20:14 PM1/14/02
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Usenet.

Some people just have *no* humor...

Lyger_Team out.


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Practiceman

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Jan 15, 2002, 4:51:16 PM1/15/02
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"Ramzey" <jeremy...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> According to E, Alex Van Halen got tipsey at a New Years party and
> after a little pressure started talking...

To whom did he talk ...............The Press , a 'friend'....the wall

words are nothing without context.......


Mario and Carole

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:56:56 PM1/15/02
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Jeff Savage wrote:

I don't think I've ever heard Roth and class mentioned in the same sentence
until now.

Mario

Jeff Savage

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Jan 15, 2002, 8:32:58 PM1/15/02
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"Mario and Carole" <vanha...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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Heh heh, I guess that WAS an interesting sentence, eh? What I mean, is that
DLR has been the only one to act like he gives a rip about the fans who want
some, any news. He's out touring, making music, entertaining. At this
point, the ONLY reason for me to go to a VH reunion is to see DLR sing the
songs and do his gig. Seeing the other 3 will be secondary.

Jeff Savage

Triple...@hotmail.com

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Jan 15, 2002, 10:30:46 PM1/15/02
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"Lyger_Team" <jly...@attitudex.com> wrote in message
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> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Usenet.
>
> Some people just have *no* humor...

I thought it was funny.

> Lyger_Team out.

Roger, 10-4.

John


Mario and Carole

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Jan 17, 2002, 6:40:15 PM1/17/02
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Jeff Savage wrote:

OK I see what you're saying.

Mario

Ramzey

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Jan 18, 2002, 9:19:52 PM1/18/02
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"fuzydice" <fu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<S0L08.25138$uA.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net>...

> lol and the funny thing is that people think this is a real quote.
>
>

:) Yep.

nodeerf...@hotmail.com

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Jan 18, 2002, 10:37:55 PM1/18/02
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LOL!

I think YOU care! Otherwise you wouldn't be on a alt.music.van-halen
newsgroup reading the post AND commenting on it!

Fooking internet! ha ha ha!


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Ramzey

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Jan 19, 2002, 12:31:44 PM1/19/02
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Ok, guys this is BS. I made it up. I figured you're all so starved for
VH info it wouldn't matter much, and you'd be happy just to feed on
something. Hell who knows... Alex probably said something like this to
someone, there is no proof he didn't.

Grants aparently getting pissed off and considering shutting down
www.vhnd.com so soon we won't have anything, no clouser just nothing
from a sorry ass band that refuses to call it quits or get off their
asses and do something.

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fuzydice

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Jan 19, 2002, 5:03:19 PM1/19/02
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this guy needs to do more in the course of a day.

-fuzy

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Justin Patrick

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Jan 19, 2002, 5:55:57 PM1/19/02
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"Professor John Frink" wrote in message

> Hey Van Halen:
> Fuck you, you suck. Retire and curl up. You're as useless as the
dingleberry I
> picked out of my ass this morning. I hate everything you did without David
Lee
> Roth and think you ruined your own band. I hope you kid loses weight and
then
> brings a guitar over your head when he's coked out at 17.
> ~ Johnny Motel ~

Your anger is commendable, but I find it better to tug at the heartstrings
of the offendee a bit. For example:

Hey Edward, I hope that when your obese shit-stain of a son has a 'Career
Day' at his school, he is too embarrassed to ask you to participate. Also,
10 years down the road I hope that he meets one of Hagar's sons at a Weight
Watchers support group meeting and they fall madly in love. I hope they have
a very open and public relationship; and when they get married in Hawaii,
Wolfie takes Hagar as his last name. At the reception the proud newlyweds
will dance to Wolfie's favorite album: Skyscraper.

And I hope that coming home from the ceremony, you are hijacked by a group
of militant unclean Mexican homosexuals; who force your washed up child
actress-turned made for tv movie queen of a wife to watch them take turns
gangbanging your ass. After which a homemade video of the attack will be
available for internet download, where you can clearly be heard begging the
queers to pound you harder.

Oh, and I hope your older brother drowns face-down in a pool of his own
watery shit.:)

To you and yours, Justin Patrick!


--
Truth be told; I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal
lobotomy.
Justin

Professor John Frink

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Jan 22, 2002, 6:22:00 PM1/22/02
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>Oh, and I hope your older brother drowns face-down in a pool of his own
>watery shit.:)


XOXOXOX

love,

underground

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Feb 1, 2002, 2:13:56 AM2/1/02
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Fuck it...I'll sing for the band...where do I send a demo?

:-)

Underground
http://undergroundrecords.org


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Professor John Frink

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Feb 1, 2002, 2:54:37 PM2/1/02
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>Fuck it...I'll sing for the band...where do I send a demo?

LA County Morgue.

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